Jordan @malicae.bsky.social · 8hPresidents of the United States of America is the band that I used to bridge my son from children's music to "regular" music - before we knew he was also Caspar Babypants! 020
Jordan @malicae.bsky.social · 04/10/2026See? This is why you got a stupid hobby. To post smug photos of yourself that instantly make the rest of us all feel like lazy jerks (good job!) 020
Jordan @malicae.bsky.social · 03/10/2026As a Long Islander I've often thought about doing this - it's a pizza desert out there! 100
Jordan @malicae.bsky.social · 03/10/2026As a fellow lazy, I promise the scale is actually less effort. No measuring cups or spoons, just a scale and your prep bowl(s) Fewer dishes to wash and fewer things to keep track of 010
Jordan @malicae.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Also a scale and working in grams has been key to getting the recipes right 110
Jordan @malicae.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I've been working on a few different 1 egg cake recipes. If you haven't already, check out freeze dried fruits/powders, they're a great way to add flavor to a basic cake recipe without drastically changing it 110
Jordan @malicae.bsky.social · 03/10/2026We lost our Store when we moved 7 years ago and I still miss it 020
Jordan @malicae.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I don't know what the terms should be, but these guys immediately brought me back to watching Boyz II Men videos back in the 90's. Captured the feeling perfectly! 000
Jordan @malicae.bsky.social · 01/10/2026New season just dropped, and the first episode is a collaboration with Sesame Street. Who do they think they're fighting? 040
Jordan @malicae.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Why wait?k. AsWith LEDs, the cost for indoor has become quite reasonable. I hate outdoor grows, even though I love gardening 010
Reposted by JordanAiredOnTVToday @airedontvtoday.bsky.social · 28/09/202635 years ago on September 28, 1991, TV show 'Star Trek: The Next Generation' aired episode "Darmok" 1329084
Jordan @malicae.bsky.social · 28/09/2026My time working in a no-kill shelter funded by rich Hamptonites permanently radicalized me against animal rescue culture. And I fucking love animals, especially dogs. 4592
Jordan @malicae.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I just had an imaginary scene pop into my head set to Blondie's 'One way or another" With groups of young men being chased down by women with estrogen shots lol 010
Jordan @malicae.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I've observed a similar thing, that maybe sending a bunch of boys off to war once a generation has a way of calming a populace. (I don't mean this in a good way) 2160
Jordan @malicae.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Men are the protectors Protecting from what? Other men. Seems like quite the racket - allow a certain number of men to act as predators, and the rest then get to play hero. 0213
Jordan @malicae.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Of course! Etiquette rules have always been a method of class gate-keeping. That being said, some professions will have roles where knowing how to navigate those rules is an important skill, even if the majority of time is informal. Skills are being assessed in an interview - and this is one. 000
Jordan @malicae.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I think you're right. If you're showing up for a software engineer position, the expectations are different than if you're interviewing for a premier news show. The former? Coffee may be okay. But the latter? You'd better show up like you're interviewing the King of England. Because you might! 130
Jordan @malicae.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I don't have a dog in this fight, but I think it's less about the beverage itself and more about the sort of informality it implies. Formal situations require formal behavior, and this is a quick way to assess that. (Bsky disclaimer: I'm expressing my understanding of the issue not endorsing this) 2170
Jordan @malicae.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Ok but maybe this one is the magic one I'll remember to use? 010
Jordan @malicae.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Taking over the public square, and using an algorithm to manipulate what gets seen/heard seems to undermine trust even from those that benefited. 030
Jordan @malicae.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I'm here for the executive assistant positionstatic.klipy.comEmilia ClarkeAlt: Emilia Clarke as Danerys eating a raw, bloody horse heart 011117
Jordan @malicae.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Well, sometimes Alexa can't help you turn off the lights (we've had the same experience btw) and sometimes she helps you double tap an Iranian school. 000
Jordan @malicae.bsky.social · 25/09/2026This was me with Succession. It was like being locked in a room with a bunch of people I hate. And they were EXCELLENT at it. 170
Jordan @malicae.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I don't think there's any person alive who could resist doing just that if they were in the same position 010
Jordan @malicae.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Living Single was 1993, we were just enjoying the reruns well into the current century. It definitely had enduring cultural relevance. (I totally agree with your premise) 000
Jordan @malicae.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Increasingly complex cocktails - start with something basic like a whiskey neat, and go all the way up to a bloody Mary with an entire meal on top, and a massive fruit salad on top of a drink in a pineapple 0110
Jordan @malicae.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I want to see a well reasoned essay describing each of the three competing theories of timeline divergence - Cubs World Series, Harambe, Bush v. Gore - and the argument for each. Because I think it's clear to all of us that the timeline divergence happened, we just don't agree on when it happened 020
Jordan @malicae.bsky.social · 24/09/2026One of the reasons I like shopping at lidl is that a lot of their store brand stuff is made in the EU 030
Jordan @malicae.bsky.social · 22/09/2026It's the County Democratic Committee, so it's restricted to committee members 000
Reposted by JordanJordan @malicae.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Some shit is currently hitting the fan here in Suffolk County on Long Island. Rich Schaffer's dirty deeds might have finally caught up to him. Hopefully this will be uploaded here soon, but for now here's the FB link www.facebook.com/gjpetersen/v...facebook.com1K views · 59 reactions | A statement on the county chair race tomorrow and my endorsement of KCQ. | Garrett PetersenA statement on the county chair race tomorrow and my endorsement of KCQ. 4166
Reposted by JordanMaggie Tokuda-Hall @maggietokudahall.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Fun fact I would die for Ms Rachel 72776313
Jordan @malicae.bsky.social · 22/09/2026We're trying so hard to change that, but when Newsday won't even run the story... Today is the day, though! We're getting rid of him. 160