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@malicae.bsky.social
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Mom on Long Island. If I followed you, there's a good chance it's because you're also on Long Island. 🖖 Navigating the Great Material Continuum @amostpeculiarvintg

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Jordan @malicae.bsky.social · 4h
God I hope so. Long Island remains a shit show
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Jordan @malicae.bsky.social · 8h
Presidents of the United States of America is the band that I used to bridge my son from children's music to "regular" music - before we knew he was also Caspar Babypants!
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Jordan @malicae.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My only question is: does that include chilling time?
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Jordan @malicae.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
See? This is why you got a stupid hobby. To post smug photos of yourself that instantly make the rest of us all feel like lazy jerks (good job!)
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Jordan @malicae.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
As a Long Islander I've often thought about doing this - it's a pizza desert out there!
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Jordan @malicae.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
As a fellow lazy, I promise the scale is actually less effort. No measuring cups or spoons, just a scale and your prep bowl(s) Fewer dishes to wash and fewer things to keep track of
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Jordan @malicae.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Also a scale and working in grams has been key to getting the recipes right
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Jordan @malicae.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I've been working on a few different 1 egg cake recipes. If you haven't already, check out freeze dried fruits/powders, they're a great way to add flavor to a basic cake recipe without drastically changing it
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Jordan @malicae.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We lost our Store when we moved 7 years ago and I still miss it
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Jordan @malicae.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oh Jesus
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Jordan @malicae.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I don't know what the terms should be, but these guys immediately brought me back to watching Boyz II Men videos back in the 90's. Captured the feeling perfectly!
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Jordan @malicae.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Posting gifs of yourself is cheating
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Jordan @malicae.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
New season just dropped, and the first episode is a collaboration with Sesame Street. Who do they think they're fighting?
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Jordan @malicae.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Queen 👑👑
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Jordan @malicae.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Why wait?k. AsWith LEDs, the cost for indoor has become quite reasonable. I hate outdoor grows, even though I love gardening
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AiredOnTVToday @airedontvtoday.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
35 years ago on September 28, 1991, TV show 'Star Trek: The Next Generation' aired episode "Darmok"
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Jordan @malicae.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My time working in a no-kill shelter funded by rich Hamptonites permanently radicalized me against animal rescue culture. And I fucking love animals, especially dogs.
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Jordan @malicae.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I just had an imaginary scene pop into my head set to Blondie's 'One way or another" With groups of young men being chased down by women with estrogen shots lol
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Jordan @malicae.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Jordan @malicae.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I think the important part is that many *don't* return
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Jordan @malicae.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I've observed a similar thing, that maybe sending a bunch of boys off to war once a generation has a way of calming a populace. (I don't mean this in a good way)
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Jordan @malicae.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Men are the protectors Protecting from what? Other men. Seems like quite the racket - allow a certain number of men to act as predators, and the rest then get to play hero.
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Jordan @malicae.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Of course! Etiquette rules have always been a method of class gate-keeping. That being said, some professions will have roles where knowing how to navigate those rules is an important skill, even if the majority of time is informal. Skills are being assessed in an interview - and this is one.
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Jordan @malicae.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Our discussion here elaborates more
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Jordan @malicae.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I honestly don't think that's it.
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Jordan @malicae.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I think you're right. If you're showing up for a software engineer position, the expectations are different than if you're interviewing for a premier news show. The former? Coffee may be okay. But the latter? You'd better show up like you're interviewing the King of England. Because you might!
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Jordan @malicae.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My actual contribution to the discourse:
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Jordan @malicae.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I don't have a dog in this fight, but I think it's less about the beverage itself and more about the sort of informality it implies. Formal situations require formal behavior, and this is a quick way to assess that. (Bsky disclaimer: I'm expressing my understanding of the issue not endorsing this)
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Jordan @malicae.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ok but maybe this one is the magic one I'll remember to use?
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Jordan @malicae.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Very important words here. Thank you for sharing!
Screenshot of excerpted text:  "Our marriage has room for either of us to need help. That evening, I chose to take care of him. A camera catching me doing something from my husband doesn't show all the times he has done something for me."
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Jordan @malicae.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It was wild tonight!
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Jordan @malicae.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Thank you for repping the bluesky constituency
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Jordan @malicae.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Taking over the public square, and using an algorithm to manipulate what gets seen/heard seems to undermine trust even from those that benefited.
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Jordan @malicae.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'm here for the executive assistant position
static.klipy.com
Emilia Clarke
Alt: Emilia Clarke as Danerys eating a raw, bloody horse heart
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Jordan @malicae.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Well, sometimes Alexa can't help you turn off the lights (we've had the same experience btw) and sometimes she helps you double tap an Iranian school.
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Jordan @malicae.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
By god, that's @djinnandtonic.bsky.social's music!
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Jordan @malicae.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This was me with Succession. It was like being locked in a room with a bunch of people I hate. And they were EXCELLENT at it.
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Jordan @malicae.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I don't think there's any person alive who could resist doing just that if they were in the same position
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Jordan @malicae.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Living Single was 1993, we were just enjoying the reruns well into the current century. It definitely had enduring cultural relevance. (I totally agree with your premise)
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Jordan @malicae.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Increasingly complex cocktails - start with something basic like a whiskey neat, and go all the way up to a bloody Mary with an entire meal on top, and a massive fruit salad on top of a drink in a pineapple
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Jordan @malicae.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I want to see a well reasoned essay describing each of the three competing theories of timeline divergence - Cubs World Series, Harambe, Bush v. Gore - and the argument for each. Because I think it's clear to all of us that the timeline divergence happened, we just don't agree on when it happened
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Jordan @malicae.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'm still paying every month for the damned thing
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Jordan @malicae.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
One of the reasons I like shopping at lidl is that a lot of their store brand stuff is made in the EU
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Jordan @malicae.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
We're due to get filled any day now and dreading it
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Jordan @malicae.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Skill issue lol
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Jordan @malicae.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It's the County Democratic Committee, so it's restricted to committee members
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Jordan @malicae.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Some shit is currently hitting the fan here in Suffolk County on Long Island. Rich Schaffer's dirty deeds might have finally caught up to him. Hopefully this will be uploaded here soon, but for now here's the FB link www.facebook.com/gjpetersen/v...
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1K views · 59 reactions | A statement on the county chair race tomorrow and my endorsement of KCQ. | Garrett Petersen
A statement on the county chair race tomorrow and my endorsement of KCQ.
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Maggie Tokuda-Hall @maggietokudahall.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Fun fact I would die for Ms Rachel
3 comments ms Rachel left on her subway takes IG video:

1. Retire racist nursery rhymes and kids songs 
2. Free Palestine 
3. Pie for all kittens
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Jordan @malicae.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It gets better!
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Jordan @malicae.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
We're trying so hard to change that, but when Newsday won't even run the story... Today is the day, though! We're getting rid of him.
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