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@malicae.bsky.social
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Mom on Long Island. If I followed you, there's a good chance it's because you're also on Long Island. 🖖 Navigating the Great Material Continuum @amostpeculiarvintg

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Jordan @malicae.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Twitter meme altered to read:

"In your own words, describe Long Island"

"House cats. They are convinced of their fierce independence while utterly dependent on a system they don't appreciate or understand."
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Jordan @malicae.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Very important words here. Thank you for sharing!
Screenshot of excerpted text:  "Our marriage has room for either of us to need help. That evening, I chose to take care of him. A camera catching me doing something from my husband doesn't show all the times he has done something for me."
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Jordan @malicae.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Compare and contrast to this morning's @newsday.bsky.social article about today's vote. Zero mention of the controversy. An egregious ommission at best.
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Jordan @malicae.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I absolutely loved this movie!!!!!!!! Brendan Fraser at his hottest imo
A young, long haired Brendan Fraser in the movie Airheads
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Jordan @malicae.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Jordan @malicae.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Brings to mind this old classic
Old internet meme

"Calm ur tit 
Just one tit
Leave the other one crazy and out of control 
That ur party tit"

With a crude drawing of a woman, whose left breast is decked out in a party hat, horn, and confetti
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Jordan @malicae.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Anthony Hopkins in the Road to Wellville
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Jordan @malicae.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
A page of text that reads 

"52. You are not compelled to form any opinion about this matter before you, nor to disturb your peace of mind at all. Things in themselves have no power to extort a verdict from you."

Superimposed red meme text: "Marcus Aurelius has already released you from the obligation to have a take"
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Jordan @malicae.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Gretchen whitmer in a blue suit hiding her face with a matching blue folder while being photographed in the Oval Office
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Jordan @malicae.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Guy in the corner at a party meme saying "they don't know that protests don't get votes, unpaid door to door solicitation and telemarketing do"

As the rest of the party dances with a protest sign saying "fuck trump"
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Jordan @malicae.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
I found the first butterfly eggs of the season in my garden! (Black Swallowtail!)
Green dill foliage with two cream colored dots - Black Swallowtail Eggs!
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Jordan @malicae.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
I made this about my local committee regarding No Kings II, and it's still holding up. Just resentment for any type of fun
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Jordan @malicae.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Bearded irises in my garden #FlowerReport #Bloomscrolling #gardening #photography #gardensky
Two white beaded iris blooms with purple edges against a green foliage background A antique rose pink bearded iris that fades to a orangish cream against a green foliage background A dark purple bearded iris bloom against a background of green foliage
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Jordan @malicae.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
The peonies are here! #gardening #bloomscrolling #photography #gardensky
A coral pink peony flower with yellow stamens in the center, with a background of green foliage
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Jordan @malicae.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
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Jordan @malicae.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Plenty out here on the Island!
A Canada Goose gosling in grass
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Jordan @malicae.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
All this is just (more) proof that transwomen are women
The classic feminist empowerment Twitter post by d. @CALLHERDIARA, whose profile picture is a Black woman with a ponytail 

"i do not support all women. some of you bitches are very dumb!!!"
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Jordan @malicae.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Give me your favorite non-Trek performance from a Star Trek actor.
The characters from the animated show Gargoyles
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Jordan @malicae.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
What's going on?

(Radial menu)

O It's annoying or not interested 
X I'm in this photo and I don't like it 
O I don't think it should be on Facebook 
O It's spam
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Jordan @malicae.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Post a character that starts with the letter D (First or Last) Dax
A surgeon's gloved hands holding a slug-like Trill symbiote named Dax
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Jordan @malicae.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Mastic mentioned - drink!
Two frames, the top shows a white man listening the other man, younger also white, depicted in the bottom frame. Captions: 

Frame 1: And I don't want to stay in Mastic. You been to Mastic?

Frame 2: Uh-uh. No way. Whole town full of losers. I-- I had to get out.
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Jordan @malicae.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
I'm doing my part with last night's Pavlova #baking #bakingsky #foodsky
A white pavlova topped with blueberries, strawberries, pale purple blueberry meringues, and mint sprigs.
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Jordan @malicae.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Happy valentine's day to all of you gorgeous people
A meme with a red rose on left and violets on the right, with the poem

"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
If I had a hall pass,
I'd use it for you"
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Jordan @malicae.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
The front page of the August 2025 print edition of The Onion. It features a photo of a black cloud formation, with the headline "BREAKING: THE DARKNESS RETURNS"
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Jordan @malicae.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
the line drawn "yeah" meme, which vaguely and yet somehow exactly looks like this particular cat portrait.
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Jordan @malicae.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
A meme from the movie Half Baked, where Jon Stewart's famous bit "have you ever tried it on weed" is modified to say "have you ever tried the military industrial complex on ketamine?"
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Jordan @malicae.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Well, that was fast #startrek #treksky
The lego Enterprise D, released this morning, is already on backorder
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Jordan @malicae.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
"You will be visited by three spirits" The three spirits:
Quark, Rom, and Nog; three ferengi from Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
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Jordan @malicae.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Coffee for me and the Ugly Owl Consortium!
An indigo coffee mug with a yellow "Plum Island Animal Disease Center" logo in front of a consortium of ugly owl figurines and a Horga'hn desk lamp
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Jordan @malicae.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
The level of accurate specificity here is frankly a bit terrifying.
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Jordan @malicae.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
If see this, post your bird art My first attempt at carving lol
A wooden, hand-carved owl with the body of a penguin. Look, it was my first try, okay?
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Jordan @malicae.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
*taps sign* we don't have to do this sort of thing.
A excerpt from Meditations: "52. You are not compelled to form any opinion about this matter before you, nor to disturb your peace of mind at all. Things in themselves have no power to extort a verdict from you."

Added caption: Marcus Aurelius has already released you from the obligation to have a take
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Jordan @malicae.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Two cats, a white one on top of a blanket, and a black one under the same blanket
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Jordan @malicae.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
A picture of Ned Ludd with the caption 

"Ned Ludd was right
Smash the Mainframes"
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Jordan @malicae.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
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Jordan @malicae.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
A tweet from Tom Suozzi that reads: I’m a Democratic Capitalist, not a Democratic Socialist. I endorse Andrew Cuomo. I can not back a declared socialist with a thin resume to run the most complex city in America. We need leaders who will fight crime, not undermine the police. Who will create jobs, not harm the economy.  Who will keep taxes down, not make it more expensive for middle class families to live here.
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Jordan @malicae.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Long Island's new Dynamic Duo? Democratic primary candidates Garrett Petersen (CD-2, center) and Chris Gallant (CD-1, right) are working to turn Long Island blue! It's going to be a long, hard fight, and we need your help! Donate now: secure.actblue.com/donate/anewb...
A blonde woman in a hat speaks with two men. The first, Garrett Petersen, center, is bald with a beard. The second, Chris Gallant, has short hair and is clean shaven.
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Jordan @malicae.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
it me
Abe Simpson with the caption "which was the style at the time"
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Jordan @malicae.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Big Paul Ryan vibes
Paul Ryan looking absurd while lifting dumbells, wearing a backwards red baseball cap in a poorly conceived photoshoot.
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Jordan @malicae.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
This was actually my conversation with him yesterday - I've known him for over 20 years. He's a good guy, promise!
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Jordan @malicae.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
It's actually funny because this was our actual exchange yesterday
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Jordan @malicae.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Ooh, good thinking! I'll add it to the list!
The "this is the future that liberals want meme" featuring a woman in a black niqab and a drag queen with orange hair riding next to each on public transprtation

Following that is a reply that reads "religious freedom, kicky daytime drag looks, and a robust public transportation program? SIGN ME UP" after which + Brunch buddies is crudely scrawled in ms paint handwriting.
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Jordan @malicae.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Great minds think alike! My 3 year old princess ballerina's sign
A brown cardboard protest sign that reads

NO KINGS!
ONLY PRINCESSES!
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Jordan @malicae.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
ITDC has been working on this stuff, I don't have the source offhand, but here's one of our explainers
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Jordan @malicae.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Hell yes we are, these are just the signs I made for my kids
A brown cardboard protest sign that reads 

"Girls Rule, 
Kings Drool!"

Sign 1, side 1A brown cardboard protest sign that reads 

"No Kings! 
Only Princesses!"

Sign 1, side 2A brown cardboard protest sign that reads

"NO REX BUT T-REX" 

Sign 2 Side 1A brown cardboard protest sign that reads 

"MY ONLY KING IS EXTINCT" Sign 2 Side 2
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Jordan @malicae.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
This a fight I've been having with them since spring - there has to be a new way of thinking about how politics is going work now. I made this to poke fun at some locals, but it's really the encapsulation of what I've been trying to combat.
the "they don't know" party meme with a dude in a party hat standing in the corner watching others party holding a "fuck trump" sign

Caption reads "they don't know that protests don't get votes, unpaid door to door solicitation and telemarketing do"
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Jordan @malicae.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
A portrait of Ned Ludd with the caption "Ned Ludd was right" above and 
"smash the mainframes" below
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Jordan @malicae.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Shamelessly stolen
A crab that is green and vaguely cabbage looking - with the caption "You  either die a brassica or you live long enough to see yourself become a crab"
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Jordan @malicae.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
A portrait of Ned Ludd, with the caption

 "ned ludd was right
smash the mainframes"
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Jordan @malicae.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
My son went through that lol
The back of a baby's head, with a classic male pattern balding hairstyle
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