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MALF @malf.io · 19/09/2026

Sometimes all you need is a cutie keeping your lap warm.

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MALF @malf.io · 27/07/2026

Here’s some cat tax, at least!

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MALF @malf.io · 16/07/2026

Come hang out with us! twitch.tv/michaelalfox

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MALF @malf.io · 23/05/2026

The sleepy boy gets extra lap time today.

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MALF @malf.io · 19/05/2026

This little lady is keeping me in good company while my head is pounding. The dopamine helps.

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MALF @malf.io · 19/04/2026

Listen, I know The Walking Dead is far from realistic, but why do they have Carol sowing a packet of Boston Pickling cucumber seeds? The packet has a tomato on it and cucumber seeds are much larger. Those don’t even look like tomato seeds — more like sesame seeds! I’m so confused.

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MALF @malf.io · 03/04/2026

The Walking Dead was way ahead of the curve

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MALF @malf.io · 02/04/2026

Feeling not good about myself but Nixon doesn’t care and just wants me to keep my lap still.

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MALF @malf.io · 23/03/2026

I wonder why I never get anything done on the weekend…

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MALF @malf.io · 12/03/2026

I’m trapped right now.

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MALF @malf.io · 23/02/2026

Going through old notebooks and found this one from circa 2019. A little sketch for a Team Unity logo idea I had.

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MALF @malf.io · 01/11/2025

No stream today, bebs! Woken up at 7am by cat puking and other cat shenanigans. Would be nice to get a couple things done after a mentally stressful week. Plus, I can’t get to my computer because of Cat Law.

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MALF @malf.io · 27/10/2025

That time I found OLBAP at the end of a coffee

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MALF @malf.io · 20/08/2025

My garden after the first real rain in two months:

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MALF @malf.io · 04/08/2025

Since I’m taking the day off, I guess I’ll at least pay the cat tax. Here’s Nixon lounging in bed!

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MALF @malf.io · 25/07/2025

I posted this on Instagram, but in case you’re not on that, here’s Nixon sleeping on my lap! Adopted him Tuesday and it only took until Thursday for him to chirp me to make lap space for him. 😭

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MALF @malf.io · 26/06/2025

Hey, guess what?! I'm in the Twitch Rivals for Balatro today! It's at 3PM EST and you'll be able to watch from my perspective here: twitch.tv/michaelalfox Practicing now!

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MALF @malf.io · 24/05/2025

Okay, finally live with the cooking stream! Come hang and let me make you breakfast. This guy has been waiting in line for a while so hurry while the food lasts! twitch.tv/michaelalfox

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MALF @malf.io · 06/05/2025

Thanks to all my time playing @playbalatro.com I'm getting some wonderful sponsorship opportunities!

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MALF @malf.io · 26/04/2025

Are you for real?

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MALF @malf.io · 22/03/2025

Queenie was a lovely little model this morning. She’s so pretty.

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MALF @malf.io · 01/03/2025

Queenie also likes to sleep on my legs.

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MALF @malf.io · 09/02/2025

MFW I have to clear the driveway of snow an hour after clearing the driveway of snow

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MALF @malf.io · 06/02/2025

I got 100% of the Stardew Valley achievements today! I'm a gamer!

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MALF @malf.io · 24/01/2025

Found an old selfie I still kinda like

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MALF @malf.io · 23/01/2025

Doing video editing and scheduling right now and I’ve got the best company. Post a photo of your current work setup too!

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MALF @malf.io · 13/01/2025

I’ll never move my arm again

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MALF @malf.io · 13/01/2025

Checked the reply to and it definitely shows that it's not legit. Close call!

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MALF @malf.io · 13/01/2025

See, mine looks pretty legit. Maybe I'm just extra skeptical because Sony is a big name and I'm small and don't do much sponsored stuff.

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MALF @malf.io · 04/01/2025

Alright, we're live with the super submarine sandwich stream! Get in here and help because I'm hungry! twitch.tv/michaelalfox

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MALF @malf.io · 03/01/2025

We're doing a funky cooking stream tomorrow where we make a 2.5 foot long submarine sandwich with 30 ingredients. 12PM EST on twitch.tv/michaelalfox. I hope to see you there!

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MALF @malf.io · 23/12/2024

This is a real product and I want it

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MALF @malf.io · 22/12/2024

She’s all tuckered out while on my lap. 😭

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MALF @malf.io · 21/12/2024

I don't wanna brag but...

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MALF @malf.io · 16/12/2024

Just had a door-to-door ISP sales rep try to convince me his company's connection of 1000 up / 50 down was an upgrade to what I have. Told him my speeds and he still said his was an upgrade. Told him I upload lots of content and 50 up is no good. He said again it would be an upgrade. My speeds: