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Randle McMurphy

@malepatterndadness.bsky.social
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Inmate of the Asylum. Or am I running it? Revolutions start with a single act of defiance. Defy the right wing takeover of the USA! Mitten State I could do without the bot DMs.

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Randle McMurphy @malepatterndadness.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The commercials that Rogers' campaign have run in Michigan are pretty much the same, claiming his mother has Al Qaeda ties and that he is funded by Hamas.
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Randle McMurphy @malepatterndadness.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
As much as I dislike him, I have to hand it to Trump. He has committed his whole life to putting on a facade in one way or another, shame be damned.
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Randle McMurphy @malepatterndadness.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I have an interview today. It is a Teams meeting. Since I am taking it from home, I will likely have a drink handy. However, given the recent fallout, I know that iced coffee is verboten. Instead I will be drinking tequila straight from the bottle. #PowerMove
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Adam Kinzinger @adamkinzinger.substack.com · 04/10/2026
Plague outbreak in Russia from a lab. We MUST ban all commercial flights to and from Russia NOW
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Randle McMurphy @malepatterndadness.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Do you think that all of the microplastics in our bloodstreams is what is causing so much stupidity these days?
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Randle McMurphy @malepatterndadness.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Today in "Stupid Shit That Has Nothing To Do With Your Ability To Do A Job."
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Randle McMurphy @malepatterndadness.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ha Ha! Get wrecked Kyrsten! Her ex-bodyguard/boyfriend: Say no more.
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Randle McMurphy @malepatterndadness.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If you are in Michigan and are expecting a ballot by mail for the midterms, they went out today. You can check if it was sent out here: mvic.sos.state.mi.us/Voter/Index Mine was sent. When I receive it, I will fill it out and take it to the drop box at city hall in my city.
mvic.sos.state.mi.us
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Randle McMurphy @malepatterndadness.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Probably worth pointing out that during Mr. Tuberville's tenure as head coach, the Alabama football team was sanctioned pretty heavily.
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Randle McMurphy @malepatterndadness.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
She seems to be a lot on the crazy side. However, should I get old and need adult diapers, one can only hope to have a caretaker with that much enthusiasm for the job.
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Randle McMurphy @malepatterndadness.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Randle McMurphy @malepatterndadness.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Make a band MAGA: Dead from Measles and Other Preventable Diseases Kennedys
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Randle McMurphy @malepatterndadness.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Demolition Man: John Spartan Tries a Rat Burger
ALT: Demolition Man: John Spartan Tries a Rat Burger
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Randle McMurphy @malepatterndadness.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Are we ready for that general strike yet? Or does everyone have an appetite for more of Dumpster Fire's economic and pretty much everything pain?
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Michigan. Thanks to Donald Trump’s outrageous war in Iran, cosigned by Mike Rogers.
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Randle McMurphy @malepatterndadness.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
BMW is a significant technology partner to Ceer.
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Randle McMurphy @malepatterndadness.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Natalie "Clara Petacci" Harp IYKYK
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Randle McMurphy @malepatterndadness.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Can we post anything to it? I would download it just to spam it with Goatse.
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Randle McMurphy @malepatterndadness.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Gobble gobble
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Randle McMurphy @malepatterndadness.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It is Thursday, September 17, 2026 and the USA continues to have the worst and dumbest president in its history. Here's to hoping that tonight is the night the cheeseburgers finally create what will be the most celebrated clog in history.
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Randle McMurphy @malepatterndadness.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth. - Mike Tyson
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Randle McMurphy @malepatterndadness.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Kash "Orgy at the Petting Zoo" Patel
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Randle McMurphy @malepatterndadness.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
So, we have a couch fucker and a cow fucker on our government? Oh yeah, and a whole bunch of pedophiles.
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Randle McMurphy @malepatterndadness.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This Driving Miss Daisy reboot is going to be fire 🔥 !
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Randle McMurphy @malepatterndadness.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The childlike smile of a lobotomy survivor.
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Randle McMurphy @malepatterndadness.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I am not sure, but she is dancing in the Champagne Room in 10 minutes.
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Randle McMurphy @malepatterndadness.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
If you are having trouble thawing him out, just put him in the sink and run a trickle of cold water from the faucet. Allow about 30 minutes per pound.
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Randle McMurphy @malepatterndadness.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I truly believe the best course of action is burn it all down and rebuild our system of government. I still believe in the ideal of "for the people, by the people." Not for the corporations and oligarchs by the compromised,lifelong politicians who serve their paying masters.
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Randle McMurphy @malepatterndadness.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I do not belong to a political party, but I have not and will not vote for Republicans at this point. I expect that a blue wave can start to turn things around. However, there are many reasons that make me believe that they don't want enough change.
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Randle McMurphy @malepatterndadness.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
He's just chilling...in a morgue freezer.
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Joe "Radical Left Scum" Fink 🇸🇮 🇺🇦 🇨🇦🇬🇱 🇺🇳🌈🇯🇴 @joefink53.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Randle McMurphy @malepatterndadness.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It's not just the diapers. A booty that big takes a lot of wipes. Like a lot, a lot.
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Randle McMurphy @malepatterndadness.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Sounds woke. President Snowflake!
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Randle McMurphy @malepatterndadness.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I had some lettuce yesterday and now I have Trumparrhea.
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darren32359.bsky.social @darren32359.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Randle McMurphy @malepatterndadness.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
He's not just any asshole, he is THE ASSHOLE. Like the archetype for supreme assholes for the rest of humanity.
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Randle McMurphy @malepatterndadness.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
youtu.be/sVzvRsl4rEM?...
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The Heavy - How You Like Me Now? (Official Video)
YouTube video by Ninja Tune
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David Combest @decombest.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Randle McMurphy @malepatterndadness.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Serious question: How often do you think JD Vance got swirlies in school? My guess is weekly.
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Randle McMurphy @malepatterndadness.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
They aren't thinking happy thoughts.
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Randle McMurphy @malepatterndadness.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I honestly can't describe how I thought societal collapse would look like, but I never thought it would be this stupid. And I never would have guessed that I would still have to go to work and pay taxes while it happened. So dumb and disappointing.
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
A new CNN poll shows Michigan voters are unhappy with Trump’s tariffs on Canada: 6️⃣4️⃣% say the tariffs are BAD, while only 1️⃣4️⃣% support the tariffs. Mike Rogers will continue to support them because daddy Trump asked him to.
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Randle McMurphy @malepatterndadness.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I am sure that they had to load him full of stimulants to be "functional." Might as well let him go while he is wired.
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Randle McMurphy @malepatterndadness.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Who wants turtle soup?
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Randle McMurphy @malepatterndadness.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Carpetbagger Rogers is more focused on ads trying to imply that Abdul El Sayed is pro-9/11 hijackers. Dr. El Sayed's ads are talking about solutions for Americans. Rogers' ads are just Islamaphobe dog whistles.
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Randle McMurphy @malepatterndadness.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Does anyone else think that Prez Dumpster's doctors are violating the "Do No Harm" part of the Hippocratic Oath by continuing to treat him, thus allowing him to inflict harm on everyone else? #PleaseKickTheBucketAlready
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Randle McMurphy @malepatterndadness.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
South Canada FTW! Poutine for all, eh!
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Randle McMurphy @malepatterndadness.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Then they said, "Sir, we can't wait until you are president because you are so much smarter than everyone else and definitely don't sit yourself on a daily basis." They had tears in their eyes.
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Randle McMurphy @malepatterndadness.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Best meme format. Who knew Marco was so versatile?
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