Malcolm Schmitz @malcolmschmitz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026In today's research dead-end, I've found a satirical "antique collector's guide" from 1923. The first section is about 'antiquing ahead', aka 'purchasing cheap tat and holding onto it until it becomes antiques'. This is hysterical 103 years later, when the cheap tat IS now all fancy antiques. 021
Malcolm Schmitz @malcolmschmitz.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I've been reading Crystal Singer by Anne McCaffery. This is an incredibly cyberpunk book- and it came out two years *before* Neuromancer. #crystalsinger #annemccaffery #cyberpunk 3367
Malcolm Schmitz @malcolmschmitz.bsky.social · 12/09/2026So in doing research for Bright Young Things, I stumbled across this fella - Japan's first superhero, Ōgon Bat! pdsh.fandom.com/wiki/%C5%8Cg... < He is "an ancient warrior who slept thousands of years into the future in suspended animation" and fights a phantom thief called Kuro Bat. 000
Malcolm Schmitz @malcolmschmitz.bsky.social · 13/04/2026For the curious, this is what the ancient Mesopotamian toilet-demon (Šulak) and the lion-centaurs who fought him look like. Šulak looks rather like he should be getting lanced by St. George, or perhaps hanging out in the Garden of Earthly Delights. He's a potato of toilety evil and I love him. 001
Malcolm Schmitz @malcolmschmitz.bsky.social · 13/04/2026According to the paper, they looked like this. Half-man, half-lion. Sulak looks rather like he should be getting lanced by St. George, or perhaps hanging out in Bosch's Hell. 110
Malcolm Schmitz @malcolmschmitz.bsky.social · 13/04/2026Update, even more Not A Drill: Ancient Mesopotamian Toilet Demons and the Lion-Centaurs Who Fought Them. 43514
Malcolm Schmitz @malcolmschmitz.bsky.social · 22/11/2025I'm working on the dialogue system for Hydeaway today- thanks to some help from folks in the GameMaker discord, I was able to get conditionals working! Hydeaway is a game of personal horror. A corpse is on your parlour floor. Find out how it got there. #Hydeaway #JekyllAndHyde #indiegames 072
Malcolm Schmitz @malcolmschmitz.bsky.social · 11/11/2025www.iwm.org.uk/collections/... Another resource I found today that is incredibly useful for anyone writing about the World Wars: the Imperial War Museum has a huge, publically-searchable archive of photographs, writing, and *film*. If you want visceral detail, you will find at least some here. 131
Malcolm Schmitz @malcolmschmitz.bsky.social · 01/09/2025Versus the thing I was actually searching for, which I found by changing 'water mill gate' to 'sluice gate': 120
Malcolm Schmitz @malcolmschmitz.bsky.social · 01/09/2025I love medieval fantasy (heck, I'm writing some), but I hate how much medieval fantasy has polluted the Google search results for anything related to the middle ages. This is what I get when I search for "water mill gate medieval": 263
Malcolm Schmitz @malcolmschmitz.bsky.social · 19/08/2025 I finally fixed the cover for The Unicorn's Beard! I was never satisfied with it- I got a cover off Fiverr and got exactly what I asked for, unfortunately. But I've leveled up my graphic design skills a few times (thanks, Sims) and can make my own covers, now! 020
Malcolm Schmitz @malcolmschmitz.bsky.social · 31/07/2025Went to see Shakespeare in the Park last weekend. Going again tomorrow. If you're in greater CLE, highly recommend this take on the Scottish Play!! 020
Malcolm Schmitz @malcolmschmitz.bsky.social · 09/01/2025@auahdark.bsky.social Hey, I hate to ask, but I'm not very good at hacking and I'm getting a bit of an odd error message when I'm trying to install NPPS4- could you help? 130
Malcolm Schmitz @malcolmschmitz.bsky.social · 03/01/2025@edfinch.bsky.social - If you like classic middle-grade lit (or are looking for something for classrooms), check out I HEAR YOU'VE GOT DRAGONS by Peter S. Beagle! It's classic fantasy adventure by the guy who wrote THE LAST UNICORN- bittersweet (thus far), but full of laughter and heart. 110
Malcolm Schmitz @malcolmschmitz.bsky.social · 03/01/2025@elijah.mea.rs If you like transmasc NB narratives, Weird Internet Short Fiction, and are up for a Kafka fanfic, check out my short story CHRYSALIS. On the internet, no one knows you're a bug... unless you tell them. A love story to the internet and the weird people there who help us survive. 110
Malcolm Schmitz @malcolmschmitz.bsky.social · 03/01/2025@debbievilardi.bsky.social If you like MG fantasy about brave girl heroes, check out THE SPINDLE OF FATE by Aimee Lim. Evie Mei sets out to save her mom from Diyu- the Chinese Underworld- armed with her courage and a few scraps of magic. Like PJO meets Turning Red. 010
Malcolm Schmitz @malcolmschmitz.bsky.social · 03/01/2025@eishelin.bsky.social I'm going to recommend you a game, not a book- HOMICIPHER is a horror otome VN where you decipher the language of a bunch of monstrous pretty boys and escape a nightmare world. It's like if Chants of Senaar and Silent Hill had a baby, and the baby grew up to be bishie. 110
Malcolm Schmitz @malcolmschmitz.bsky.social · 03/01/2025@zhinxy.bsky.social If you like X-Men (especially classic X-Men), check out THE GIRL WITH THE SILVER EYES by Willo Davis Roberts. It's classic MG science fiction about a girl who doesn't quite fit into the world, and The Power Of Friendship (And This Autism I Found). 020
Malcolm Schmitz @malcolmschmitz.bsky.social · 03/01/2025@marscardua.bsky.social If you like Scarlet Hollow, Digimon, and disabled/working class stories, check out THE LUMBERING GIANTS OF WINDY PINES by Gabe Netz. With her dad's LARP sword, her morbid best friend, and her pocket-sized dragon, Jerry must investigate the spooky town of Windy Pines. 120
Malcolm Schmitz @malcolmschmitz.bsky.social · 26/12/2024But Santa is a kids' movie about standing up to unjust authority and making the world better. It's way less mean spirited than Rudolph, and it's way more thoughtfully constructed. If you haven't watched it yet, consider giving it a go before the holidays are over. It's a real treat. 000
Malcolm Schmitz @malcolmschmitz.bsky.social · 26/12/2024It's an incredibly hippie-inflected movie, down to the future Mrs. Claus having a three-minute long acid trip in the middle. 110
Malcolm Schmitz @malcolmschmitz.bsky.social · 26/12/2024Santa, on the other hand, has a pretty consistent thesis. People- and societies- can be better. And *making* the world better requires love, generosity, and a heavy dose of civil disobedience. 120
Malcolm Schmitz @malcolmschmitz.bsky.social · 26/12/2024So we all agree that Rudolph's main aesop is broken, right? It's supposed to be "be nice to people who are different", but it instead comes off as... well... 120
Malcolm Schmitz @malcolmschmitz.bsky.social · 04/12/2024this is the mod list that never ends it just goes on and on my friends some people started adding it not knowing what it was and they will keep on adding it forever just because-- /shot by a stealth archer #skyrim 110
Malcolm Schmitz @malcolmschmitz.bsky.social · 03/12/2024I do all my own stunts! Er, writing! Cover on the left was a photomanip by me, cover on the right was done by Myre Spencer @demipixellated.bsky.social ! 082
Malcolm Schmitz @malcolmschmitz.bsky.social · 18/11/2024We finished the alpha build of our game for the Foundry Game Jam! It's no DL-6, but Polly here remembers... 051
Malcolm Schmitz @malcolmschmitz.bsky.social · 17/11/2024 A bit of late-night crunch-time #gamedev - we're trying to submit this to the Foundry jam on monday and need to get this to playtesters by tomorrow afternoon! #rpgmaker #pirates #indiedev 050
Malcolm Schmitz @malcolmschmitz.bsky.social · 16/11/2024www.amazon.com/Opposite-Rea... Hey, you want trans science fantasy? Asteroid dwarves, gravity hijinks, transmasc protagonist, and a transphobe getting Comeuppance. 021
Malcolm Schmitz @malcolmschmitz.bsky.social · 16/11/2024And these ads serve the same purpose as the absolutely bugwild covers on an old-school dime novel. (cw: guns) Look at this picture. Don't you want to read this story? Does it matter if the story is actually any good, or actually features Dynamite Colonel Sanders? You're still gonna buy it. 110
Malcolm Schmitz @malcolmschmitz.bsky.social · 15/11/2024Do you like #DeepRockGalactic, science fantasy, or tricks with gravity? Get my dwarf astronaut short story "An Opposite Reaction" for less $$ than a microtransaction! #Fantasy #SFF #LGBTsff www.amazon.com/Opposite-Rea... 000
Malcolm Schmitz @malcolmschmitz.bsky.social · 13/11/2024 It started out as people making sprite edits to show off their trollsona/fankid, but they were SO cute, and people liked them SO much, that people who *didn't* get into homestuck started making edits too. Exhibit A) feat. ancient sins. 110
Malcolm Schmitz @malcolmschmitz.bsky.social · 13/11/2024Pixel families were a Tumblr fandom thing in 2011-2013. They were sprite edits of these Homestuck ministrife sprites made by Feastings. People would put them on their tumblrs as decoration, as a cute way to show off their friendgroup/main fandoms, or as a shipping wall... (🧵) 120
Malcolm Schmitz @malcolmschmitz.bsky.social · 12/11/2024The last meme you saved on your phone is your moral philosophy. ...Oh dear. 131
Malcolm Schmitz @malcolmschmitz.bsky.social · 12/11/2024you’ve been kidnapped. the characters from the last tv show you watched are trying to rescue you. who’s coming to save you? Good news is, I definitely get rescued (at least if it's in the early episodes). The bad news is, I probably turn into some kind of talking animal with emotional turmoil. 000
Malcolm Schmitz @malcolmschmitz.bsky.social · 11/11/2024Hey, folks, help me out- THE CATS AND THE COCKATRICE (www.amazon.com/dp/B0CQFHVMZQ), my fantasy-veterinarian story that's James Herriot meets Medieval Bestiary, is at the bottom of the Kindle Store bestseller list for low fantasy. Can we make it to the top? 💙📚 030
Malcolm Schmitz @malcolmschmitz.bsky.social · 10/11/2024May I recommend "The Creepening of Dogwood House" by @edenroyce.bsky.social ? MG southern gothic with Hoodoo/migraines/genuinely scary monster. It's probably the best MG I've read so far this year, and the competition for that spot was FIERCE. If I could give it six stars on Amazon I would. 110
Malcolm Schmitz @malcolmschmitz.bsky.social · 10/11/2024Writer here, working on tradpub MG trans thieves and indie adult fantasy: asteroid dwarves, plague masked veterinarians, steampunk scientists... 020
Malcolm Schmitz @malcolmschmitz.bsky.social · 06/11/2024Hey, while we're waiting for Number Go Up- want a distraction? I write fantasy about orcs, dwarves, plague veterinarians, and trans steampunk scientists. You can get everything I've ever written for less than the price of a pizza, and they're quick, easy reads. www.amazon.com/stores/Malco... 010
Malcolm Schmitz @malcolmschmitz.bsky.social · 05/11/2024If you see this, I invite you to post a picture from (whatever device you’re using) without explanation 000
Malcolm Schmitz @malcolmschmitz.bsky.social · 05/11/2024without new pics, where are you at mentally 010
Malcolm Schmitz @malcolmschmitz.bsky.social · 05/11/2024Update on the phone word game you should play if you're missing your wordle fix: it has what looks like a second-chance romance brewing between a middle-aged fat lady and her bear tavern-keeper ex-boyfriend What are you WAITING for? 100
Malcolm Schmitz @malcolmschmitz.bsky.social · 04/11/2024Like, look at this. On the left is a hair mesh from ~2016. On the right is a hair mesh from 2013, based on a mesh from *2004.* ....Sims 2 modders (and Sims 3/Sims 4 modders) have figured out the secret to making hair meshes where some triple-A devs have not. (NieR is a good game. Just. Examples.) 010
Malcolm Schmitz @malcolmschmitz.bsky.social · 02/11/2024Bluesky seems to be kicking off! Quote with one thing you've written that everyone should read 👀📚 An Opposite Reaction: science fantasy about dwarf asteroid miners in the ruins of a children's portal fantasy world. Written for conflicted Narnia fans/ex-fans and anyone who likes physics in fantasy. 020
Malcolm Schmitz @malcolmschmitz.bsky.social · 01/11/2024#PitchYaGame Take pictures. Befriend ghosts. Sacrifice your memories. Don't lose your face. jjimjilbang: haunted sauna is a horror comedy JRPG about lost souls, unlikely friendship, and the horror of identity. Game jam demo available on itch. 051
Malcolm Schmitz @malcolmschmitz.bsky.social · 30/10/20244/BOOK OF HOURS - occult librarian simulator, the best-written game prose I've ever read, some of the best game design I've seen in a text-heavy narrative experience. This is in the same league as Outer Wilds and Slay the Princess. If you're willing to engage with AK's work it's a must-play. 010
Malcolm Schmitz @malcolmschmitz.bsky.social · 30/10/20243/ THERE'S A DEAD MAN IN YOUR SUITCASE by brainguts (brainguts.itch.io/theres-a-dea...) - You've killed a man. On the way to dispose of the corpse, a young widow sits down in your train car. His body's in your suitcase. Don't let her see it. An elegant marriage of story and mechanics. 120
Malcolm Schmitz @malcolmschmitz.bsky.social · 30/10/20242/TRANSISTOR is one of the best narrative experiences I've ever had. It's beautiful, it's somber, it's funny, it's achingly human. Red and Mr. Nobody are both delights to spend time with, and the PACING-- my goodness the pacing is pitch-perfect. 110
Malcolm Schmitz @malcolmschmitz.bsky.social · 30/10/20241/ THE SIMS 2 was always going to be at the top of the list. It's the game that got me into narrative design. The number of stories you can tell within the mechanics of this game, the community I've found from playing it, the characters, the aesthetic... it's unmatched. I adore this game. 120
Malcolm Schmitz @malcolmschmitz.bsky.social · 30/10/2024You know what, I'll bite. Let's talk video games! 140