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Malcoholic

@malcoholic.bsky.social
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An 18+ account for an 18+ writer (i.e., porn & politics are my bread & butter). Forever monologuing in a Blockbuster. Linktree: linktr.ee/malcoholic

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Malcoholic @malcoholic.bsky.social · 19h
Sona is a trash-bird rooting through garbage for treasures (which is also garbage). Design is inspired by Thoth (god of scribes/writers) in his ibis design because I'm a writer. However ibis are also known as "bin chickens" and pests so-
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Malcoholic @malcoholic.bsky.social · 19h
Also commed some of the comic artists for them because I have no self-control.
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Malcoholic @malcoholic.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
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Malcoholic @malcoholic.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Me and my emotional support italics against the world TwT
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Malcoholic @malcoholic.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Oh hey, I'm part of this project! See a snippet of my Soundwave fic "Breaking Protocol" in the attachment. All proceeds go to the Forest and Bird Association. Please pick up a copy when it goes live on the 16th!
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Malcoholic @malcoholic.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
THEY'RE RIGHT AND THEY SHOULD SAY IT.
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Malcoholic @malcoholic.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Coyote Vs Acme GOOD.
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Malcoholic @malcoholic.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
FIC PREVIEW TIME!
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Malcoholic @malcoholic.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Acquired.
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Malcoholic @malcoholic.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
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Malcoholic @malcoholic.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Ever since I finished Lost Light, I've always imagined Rod and Getaway's vibe as two beta fish in separate tanks, aggressively banging their heads against the glass to try and get at each other (1/3)
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Malcoholic @malcoholic.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
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Malcoholic @malcoholic.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
We lost Mako in Nov 2025 so of course I had to comm a lil tribute for my baby girl. Thanks @caseywcoller.bsky.social. It's beautiful.
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Malcoholic @malcoholic.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
#TFCon haul!
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Malcoholic @malcoholic.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
#TFCon is happening during the Ides of March so I asked my friend Slac to make me a gif. Angy Tarn art is courtesy of @lemonychoong.bsky.social (I had to, it was perf).
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Malcoholic @malcoholic.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
I'm waiting.
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Malcoholic @malcoholic.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Cry more, bitch.
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Malcoholic @malcoholic.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Ace realization came once I discovered the lasagna chart which remains my fav graph for discussing this stuff with non-aces.
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Malcoholic @malcoholic.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
*Quietly adds another WIP to the pile*
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Malcoholic @malcoholic.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
It's literally this:
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Malcoholic @malcoholic.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Aw, that's cute. He thought he could be a weekend nazi.
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Malcoholic @malcoholic.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
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Malcoholic @malcoholic.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
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Malcoholic @malcoholic.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Back on my bullshit of sexualizing Tarn's mouth.
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Malcoholic @malcoholic.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
The boi finally arrived!
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Malcoholic @malcoholic.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
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Malcoholic @malcoholic.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Gotta mark them now before they can "rebrand".
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Malcoholic @malcoholic.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
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Malcoholic @malcoholic.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
It's because those things were always "symbols" to them & nothing more. In the same vein that conservatives buy trucks because they want to signal the idea of the "working man" (all while never using the bed in their quaint suburban lives), "boobs, beer, and football" -
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Malcoholic @malcoholic.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
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Malcoholic @malcoholic.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
AM's monologue has more or less been on repeat in my brain for the last year but it's especially loud today. Replace humans with the appropriate parties and it more or less sums up the way I feel.
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Malcoholic @malcoholic.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
It helps that she was a very pretty girl.
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Malcoholic @malcoholic.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Ended up getting a stuffie made for my girl. It's not perfect, but it's nice to have something in her absence.
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Malcoholic @malcoholic.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
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Malcoholic @malcoholic.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Let the motherfuckers burn.
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Malcoholic @malcoholic.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
For the five people who follow me for fanfic.
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Malcoholic @malcoholic.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
I stopped watching Earthspark after S1, but I basically know what happens cuz internet. Anyway, I am very much open to MegOp fix-it fics for that finale. Plz gimme that sweet "OP tries to convince his amnesiac situationship to come back home" angst.
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Malcoholic @malcoholic.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
My undead kenku every time one of their thot teammates falls for a random NPC.
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Malcoholic @malcoholic.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
In a similar boat as I recently had to say goodbye to my girl Mako. The absence of a beloved furball is always stark, especially in all the spots they once occupied. Wishing you and yours the best <3 It's never easy.
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Malcoholic @malcoholic.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Made my fav turkey recipe for turkey day. www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/emer...
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Malcoholic @malcoholic.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
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Malcoholic @malcoholic.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
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Malcoholic @malcoholic.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
HYPED for Friday
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Malcoholic @malcoholic.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
As a book fan, I see the wank from all the book purists over @realgdt.bsky.social's Frankenstein as a failure to recognize adaptation as a unique form of artistic expression.
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Malcoholic @malcoholic.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
When you want to see Frankenstein in theaters again but no one wants to go with you.
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Malcoholic @malcoholic.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
@caseywcoller.bsky.social absolutely KILLED my TFsona in this commission! Thank you so much <3
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Malcoholic @malcoholic.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Back from TFCon. Had a lovely time in Chicago with all the long-distance friends and got a lot of great stuff!
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Malcoholic @malcoholic.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Love seeing these outside of art galleries.
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Malcoholic @malcoholic.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
How it started and how it ended.
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Malcoholic @malcoholic.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
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