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Malber1 @malber1.bsky.social · 2h

I have swerved to avoid one coming out the storm drain by the WWII museum. Why, oh why, did I swerve!?!?

Malber1 @malber1.bsky.social · 2h

She looks like an SNL character.

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Malber1 @malber1.bsky.social · 2h

I would get points off of my inspection for this vent.

Air vent in a hospital room caked in dust

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Malber1 @malber1.bsky.social · 4h

I instacarted a Roku stick to my hotel in Seattle. It now lives in my luggage. When I couldn’t immediately figure out the tv in Minneapolis I hooked that puppy right up. All my passwords already saved. Not overkill!

Cats with Jobs ⚒️ @catworkers.bsky.social · 4h

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📸 A Novel Idea Bookstore

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Malber1 @malber1.bsky.social · 4h

The nurse does not care at all that the tv doesn’t work. “Well it did.” I’m about to Instacart a Roku stick to this hotel room.

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Malber1 @malber1.bsky.social · 4h

The only channel coming in clearly on her tv is Fox News. It’s a Jefferson Parish conspiracy. She is feeling better and not happy.

Malber1 @malber1.bsky.social · 5h

The step down from an ICU room to a regular room at the Kenner Ochsner is quite a fall.

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Malber1 @malber1.bsky.social · 5h

We can start with the fact that they named her. Dude on the United flight last month remains dude on a flight that masturbated next to a woman.

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Malber1 @malber1.bsky.social · 11h

My entire life is a cone of uncertainty.

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Malber1 @malber1.bsky.social · 14h

Is the hurricane in Lake America?

Malber1 @malber1.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Crossing my fingers your flight gets out before the weather gets bad!

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Do you still have long runs to get in this weekend?

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Trying to figure out how you can schedule both appointments for outdoor weather in Chicago…

I’m betting on Michigan…

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All you need to know about my mother is she just told them they couldn’t give her a shot until she finished the level on the video game she was playing. It was timed, and she wasn’t going to stop for an injection. 🤦🏼‍♀️

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When the nurse turned to look at her she said she has the totally normal common every day fear of death. Stop messing with the nurses, lady.

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When the nurse asks you the list of questions do not respond to do you have any anxieties or fears with “I’m scared of dying.” Lady, you are about to add a psych hold to your hospital stay. That nurse looked alarmed. Has no one in the ICU ever said that?

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In better medical news my doctor has told me to cease taking my blood pressure meds. We shall see if I stay normal, but this is a good sign! Score one for the fat pill!

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Healthier Living

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My mom is going to end up having to bail me out if they start some shenanigans on Election Day!

My Swiss Army knife is at home! I used to carry it on my runs.

I don’t even drink, but as a New Orleanian I feel I should be prepared!

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Let me go find that. It will 100% make me cry too.

I can’t hear this story, but I can guarantee the front desk didn’t find it as cute as his parents did.

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Somehow he missed both of these in a bag he searched.

A corkscrew and a shawl pin. Both more deadly than my knitting needles!

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I thought about it, but I’m already on the security guard’s radar!

I use blunt tip needles for cross stitch. I stuck myself one too many times!

No, Ochsner security guard, I am not going to use my knitting needles as a weapon. Just let me back to see my mom. 🤦🏼‍♀️

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From Dirty Coast…ages ago!

I forgot I had pins to wear today. I’m not even sure we have Atlanta fans in, but if the game goes well I will wear one tomorrow!

The Never Forget Set. 28-3 and a fist holding a dirty bird

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Alexa, make it cooler does not work in my office. 🤦🏼‍♀️

Where is the NSFW tag!!?!😂😂

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Alt: Cat Waves 'Hi There'

@chicory.bsky.social the soaking wet from the pool woman saying hi to you on her way out of the JCC is me!

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Cat Waves 'Hi There'

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Have you seen the insta for the new fabric store? It looks so pretty!

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Same for yarn. Don’t tell me about their Merino. I will never.

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This is done in a loaf pan, so much smaller. I could make a Meat sauce (Rao’s to be honest!), use half for this? And freeze half for meals later.

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YouTube knowing me. Casseroles for two made in a loaf pan. Now I want to make some meat sauce and layer it with these and some mozzarella for a faux lasagna.

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They should have a neighborhood happy hour book fair night. I don’t have kids, but I would buy a Highlights magazine!

Sign on a fence says visit our book fair!

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The East might as well be Mars to me! I have no sense of direction which doesn’t help.

To be fair I need to consult maps to get almost anywhere in the Bywater or Treme. The Westbank is a whole ass mystery to me.

Show my a five year old today who can recite the preamble to the constitution!