maddy @maladeleine.bsky.social · 25/07/2025this is what it feels like to be a t*g*rs fan right now. team doesn’t even deserve vowels 010
maddy @maladeleine.bsky.social · 12/07/2025a little something to take the edge off or whatever they’re saying 010
maddy @maladeleine.bsky.social · 03/07/2025it is insane that people are stilly actively trying to have children in this country like be so for real please. we are straight up BURNT TOAST 020
maddy @maladeleine.bsky.social · 13/04/2025just had to ask him why he smells like garlic parm. never a dull moment in cat ownership 060
Reposted by maddyCrits For Cats, Inc. Cat Rescue @crits4cats.org · 18/03/2025Esther @estherbeancat.bsky.social is one of our dearest and oldest cat friends from Twitter and in real life (and older adopted sister to C4C alum Pepper). Please help her mom & dad if you’re able with the cost of care while they navigate her treatment for CKD. gofund.me/6a1ef9afgofund.meDonate to Join Esther's Fight Against Kidney Disease, organized by Sarah IdzikEsther is turning 19 next month, and sadly we’ve learned that her chronic kidne… Sarah Idzik needs your support for Join Esther's Fight Against Kidney Disease 28639
maddy @maladeleine.bsky.social · 12/03/2025did my car have the equivalent of its fly being unknowingly down all day today? 040
maddy @maladeleine.bsky.social · 09/03/2025lil blue guy from trader joe’s scandinavian swimmers hive rise up 010
maddy @maladeleine.bsky.social · 08/03/2025i removed my long acrylic nails after 2.5 years because we’re trying to cut as many costs as possible for the oncoming financial doom and i have basically had to relearn how to type without them. how did i do this for 28 years. it took me 5 minutes to type this 020
Reposted by maddyCeej @ceejoyner.bsky.social · 27/02/202549% of Troy was like "they tried to kill us yesterday" but 51 were chanting HORSE! HORSE! really loud 2647561062
maddy @maladeleine.bsky.social · 01/03/2025also like if you’re gonna be stupid and insulting about bernie bros please also include the bernie girls. i want to be included. ok thank you 030
maddy @maladeleine.bsky.social · 01/03/2025living in unparalleled i told you so times. bernie forrrrreverr 100
maddy @maladeleine.bsky.social · 28/02/2025it only took SIXTEEN years for her first offense but the genius of geniuses finally escaped outside today…to be found two mins later, a few doors down trying to get back into the wrong house (because she is stupid) having realized she does NOT like the outdoors (because like mother like daughter) 030
maddy @maladeleine.bsky.social · 22/02/2025can’t wait to be wildly misdiagnosed for the rest of my life by Dr. A.I. Chatbot MD 010
maddy @maladeleine.bsky.social · 21/02/2025hmm. i would say maybe etsy should put some filters on “what this customer last purchased” to remove certain subjects before pushing out a generic fill in the blank ad but i’m sure it’s all run by AI slop now so what’s the point 130
Reposted by maddyRo Salarian @rosalarian.bsky.social · 17/02/2025In my city there is one cybertruck and one DIY parody of a cybertruck and the parody truck has become a local celebrity. Meanwhile, I always wish I had some rotten eggs to throw at the tesla whenever I see it. 737314075238
maddy @maladeleine.bsky.social · 13/02/2025would you like to work with me so you not only have to submit tickets through jira but also 2 other entirely different software types and then get scolded whenever you inevitably use the wrong one because no one clearly explains which is for what? oh, we have fun 100
maddy @maladeleine.bsky.social · 11/02/2025the legal definition of marriage is actually the union of one person who immediately hangs up their towel after showering and another person who tosses it on the bedroom floor to slowly dry into a wrinkly mess for between 12 and 72 hours 020
maddy @maladeleine.bsky.social · 11/02/2025i wish microsoft insights would measure my weekly time spent agonizing over whether or not i’m creating my JIRA ticket under the correct product type. can someone put me in touch with bill gates please 100
maddy @maladeleine.bsky.social · 10/02/2025i hope the butch lesbian that thinks she’s the eagles coach from tik tok is having an amazzzzing night 030
maddy @maladeleine.bsky.social · 22/01/2025i hope this series of photos relieves The Horrors for you for like. 3 seconds. i know that’s asking a lot but just take a look 361
maddy @maladeleine.bsky.social · 17/01/2025received a physical paper card to keep with the date my new iud should come out by (5 years from today) and i just feel like that’s placing a LOT of undue trust in someone who loses their phone in their own very small house approximately 4 times per day 000
maddy @maladeleine.bsky.social · 24/12/2024bought a small blink camera to be able to keep an eye on the cats while we’re out of the house for extended periods of time over the holidays (by which i mean all of 24 hours) and every time i check it she’s just. sitting here. staring. no thoughts in her head 050
maddy @maladeleine.bsky.social · 17/12/2024every mom in a hallmark channel christmas movie says her house “isn’t much but we call it home” and every time it’s a 2500+ sq foot perfectly preserved colonial that i could never even dream of affording 120
maddy @maladeleine.bsky.social · 12/12/2024never once in my life have i ever fully resealed a resealable bag 010
maddy @maladeleine.bsky.social · 11/12/2024i guess the moral here is sometimes a free meal is not worth it. because you might find out very disturbing information about a coworker entirely against your will and then have to pretend to be normal to him for the rest of time 010
maddy @maladeleine.bsky.social · 11/12/2024went to my annual holiday work dinner tonight because who am i to pass up a free meal only to find out someone i’ve been working with for TWO years eats only RAW MEAT? and now i just have to go about my day knowing there’s a raw steak in the SHARED FRIDGE at the office that he’s going eat for lunch? 120
maddy @maladeleine.bsky.social · 08/12/2024this family’s unibrow waxing budget gotta be more than my rent 110
maddy @maladeleine.bsky.social · 04/12/2024should i hire a therapist solely based on the fact that she has a cat in her picture on psychology today dot com or is that uncouth? 140
Reposted by maddycait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 04/12/2024i have no idea what would compel a person to intentionally navigate to and use chatgpt as a search engine for real actual information. never in a million years. genuinely something wrong with you 311116150
Reposted by maddybinkbonkboy.bsky.social @binkbonkboy.bsky.social · 29/11/2024Hello friends. I am posting this here, since the other app is full of bots. Please consider sharing and donating. Info and pictures are in the post :) gofund.me/56c3977egofund.meDonate to Help Bink Bonk and Jori with Vet Bills, organized by Jori BassettHello! My name is Jori, and my cat Bink Bonk has had quite a few visits to… Jori Bassett needs your support for Help Bink Bonk and Jori with Vet Bills 2103
Reposted by maddyLiv Agar @livagar.bsky.social · 24/11/2024As someone who is entirely burnt out of arguing with strangers online at 26 it continues to mystify me to see people who do it all day, seemingly with the belief it isn’t entirely fruitless, and have like adult kids 722924199
maddy @maladeleine.bsky.social · 23/11/2024ok well i saw it and now i think it should actually be the law that every brand MUST collab with wicked now 020
