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Malachy @malachy.newgrounds.com · 27/09/2026

Interesting finds while helping mom empty out a storage container she's had full of antiques for along time. I kept the Sears portable TV/Radio from 1983 and a neighbor bought the huge cabinet Magnavox TV/Radio/Record player.

a portable Sears TV-Radio model 580 built in 1983. It has a tiny CRT TV on the left side, slider switches in the center and plastic round dials on the right. On top are buttons to switch between VHF lo/VHF Hi and UHF for the TV. A collapsible antenna sticks out from the back right. Not seen is the cavernous hole where you could stuff 10 D batteries making it truly "portable"

a huge Magnavox cabinet TV/Radio/Record player. Cabinet doors are opened to show In the upper left quadrant is a CRT screen with dials below it. In the upper right is a radio with even more dials. The bottom half is cabinet doors with tan textured material with diamond shapes. On top is a closed panel that hides a record player.

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Malachy @malachy.newgrounds.com · 04/08/2026

Wishing your mom a speedy recovery

2 cats (who hate each other) in the foreground is a tabby curled up with her front paw sticking out. Next to her is a gray and white floof contorted so that her back paws are facing left, her front paws are straight up in the air and her face is upside down and to the right.

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Malachy @malachy.newgrounds.com · 01/08/2026

Lake jumps last weekend. This year I got to try out a Para-commander from the 70s.

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Malachy @malachy.newgrounds.com · 27/07/2026

Skydive Coach Rating course last weekend. Only 2 of us were able to get both eval jumps in because the wind was really fucky. Check out my pilot chute and how I was tossed left and right when landing.

A skydiver coming in to land. His parachute is blue, white and black.

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Malachy @malachy.newgrounds.com · 02/06/2026

Omg she submitted the video to the official Crotch Dockers page

A screenshot from instagam of 3 skydivers in freefall. With a caption "skydivingcrotchdickers I LOVE SLO-MO videos!! CONGRATS to Heather"

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Malachy @malachy.newgrounds.com · 01/06/2026

Spousal Unit snuck in a crotch dock on a jump yesterday. She hasn't stopped giggling about it since.

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Malachy @malachy.newgrounds.com · 28/05/2026

I wish greenworks didn't give up on this beauty before replacing it with an electric mountain bike.

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Malachy @malachy.newgrounds.com · 08/04/2026

"My wife has the right to skydive, but she doesn't jump out of an airplane because she and I have an agreement she's not gonna do that, because I don't want my wife jumping out of an airplane."

A woman in a purple/orange/blue jumpsuit, pink shoes, and wearing a parachute and orange helmet is prepared to go for a skydive.

Skydivers hanging off the strut of a small Cessna plane. About to jump away. On the far right is a man in a blue hoodie in the middle is a woman in a multicolor jumpsuit and orange helmet and on the left is a man in a lime green jumpsuit and matching helmet

Interior of a hanger, a woman in a green lizard onesie and wearing a parachute rig and an orange helmet prepares to get on the plane for a skydive.

A beautiful sunset over the Adirondack mountains from the perspective of a parachutist. A woman in an orange/purple/teal jumpsuit is seen flying over Lake Champlain under a blue and white with yellow stripes parachute.

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Malachy @malachy.newgrounds.com · 10/03/2026

This beast has zero survival instincts

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Malachy @malachy.newgrounds.com · 21/01/2026

The northern lights this evening

Green and red aurora borealis above a snow covered road and field

The aurora borealis above a horse barm and trees

The aurora borealis, with dark pink and greens above a barn and horse trailer

The silhouette of a horse and a woman standing in a field crowned by a green and pink aurora borealis and faint stars

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Malachy @malachy.newgrounds.com · 09/01/2026

I was just looking at your etsy yesterday before you said anything about new items. I grabbed the elf guy! I bought a copic marker piece a few years ago. He lives in my kitchen.

A copic sketch of Gir holding a taco a speech bubble says "to malachy!" And another says "TACOS!" It is signed Rikki Simmons Gir!

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Malachy @malachy.newgrounds.com · 02/01/2026

That's exactly how I'd describe the recent Mountain Dew Trolli collaboration

Ad copy for mountain dew and trolli sour brite crawlers. A disturbingly red-orange bottle of mountain dew and a green bag of trolli gummies lies on a bed of gummy worms

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Malachy @malachy.newgrounds.com · 15/12/2025

86 jumps in 2025. A whole lot of learning and a lot of fun with friends. Attained my B License and had a bunch of firsts. Here's to an awesome 2026!

Screenshot of Boogie skydiving logging app it says
"Summary
2025 - 86 skydives

Formation Skydive - 47
Hop-n-Pop - 30
High Pull - 7
Water Landing - 1
Night - 1"

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Malachy @malachy.newgrounds.com · 15/12/2025

It was a little chilly and breezy out yesterday but got a jump in before the winds got too crazy for my taste. End of year Last Supper event at the DZ is always a blast!

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Malachy @malachy.newgrounds.com · 03/11/2025

Had a really great season this year!

A white guy wearing a skeleton onesie halloween costume, black and white converse shoes, skeleton gloves and lime green helmet. His visor is up and he's smiling. He is holding a lime green parachute and lines in one hand and giving a shacka with the other.

Screenshot of Boogie Skydiving app showing a summary different skydives logged:

"Summary

2025 - 85 Skydives
Formation Skydive 47
Hop-n-Pop 29
High Pull 7
Water Landing 1
Night 1"

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Malachy @malachy.newgrounds.com · 03/11/2025

Had a great last day of the season at the home DZ yesterday. A couple of costumed jumps and a friend was kind enough to film our last jump. I'm wearing the lime green helmet and my wife has the orange. Attempted this jump a month ago and I fucked it up. This time was a success!

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Malachy @malachy.newgrounds.com · 18/10/2025

I'm sorry who was the first honorary globetrotter?!

a screenshot from wikipedia entry for the Harlem Globetrotters (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harlem_Globetrotters) listing honorary members. it reads

Honorary members

Ten people have been officially named as honorary members of the team:[48]

Henry Kissinger (1976)
Bob Hope (1977)
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar (1989)
Whoopi Goldberg (1990)
Nelson Mandela (1996)
Jackie Joyner-Kersee (1999)
Pope John Paul II (2000) – Press agent Lee Solters arranged a ceremony orchestrated in front of a crowd of 50,000 in Saint Peter's Square in which the Pope was recognized as an honorary Globetrotter.[49]
Jesse Jackson (2001)
Pope Francis (2015)[50]
Robin Roberts (2015)[51]

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Malachy @malachy.newgrounds.com · 15/10/2025

Ok but what about drive thru window for horf?

A woman with brown hair is standing in front of an open kitchen window and is holding up a carrot. A brown paint horse with a lightning bolt star is giving puppy dog eyes from just outside the window

A woman with brown hair is leaning and holding a hand out of a kitchen window. A painted brown and white horse is happily munching a carrot from her hand

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Malachy @malachy.newgrounds.com · 16/09/2025

When I bought a Prius Prime a few years ago I had to do it. They knew what they were doing when they gave it that model name

The corner of a back hatch of a red Toyota Prius Prime car with the model name badge and a shiny Autobots decal placed under it.

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Malachy @malachy.newgrounds.com · 02/09/2025

This weekend was a total blast. I got signed off my skydiving B-license just in time for night jumps last night. Totally surreal experience! Later was a party with a DJ and fog machine. Apparently the only thing I thought to take a pic of was a doggo ready for a rave

a very fuzzy, dark photo taken late at night. A yellow dog walks among a crowd while wearing a blue and green glow stick necklace.

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Malachy @malachy.newgrounds.com · 13/08/2025

What if we kissed at the Essex County Fair Polyp Palace Tunnel? 👉👈

A Facebook post by Essex County, NY Health page with an attached photo of a giant inflatable colon large enough for people to walk in the text reads:

"Come explore the Polyp Palace! We're so excited to have this incredible, educational experience at the Essex County Fair, thanks to a generous loan from our friends at Warren County Public Health!

Step inside this giant, inflatable colon to see what a healthy colon looks like, as well as various diseases that can affect it, including colorectal cancer. Did you know that colorectal cancer is the second most common cancer among adults in Essex County?

It's a fun and memorable way to learn about the importance of colon health and cancer prevention! Bring the whole family and come visit us at the Essex County Fair! "

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Malachy @malachy.newgrounds.com · 12/08/2025

Visited the wind tunnel again

Interior of a vertical wind tunnel. A person in an eye burning green jumpsuit is floating in the air while am instructor in a red jumpsuit has his hands on his chest in an amusing groping position.

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Malachy @malachy.newgrounds.com · 06/08/2025

With how easily they rip through fly sheets a tarp isn't a bad idea.

A horse's butt covered in a blue fly sheet. Well mostly covered as she's ripped a huge hole into the side already. Also notable obvious (poor) attempts were made to sew up another hole in top.

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Malachy @malachy.newgrounds.com · 05/08/2025

Just holding hands with a couple of fellas on a Sunday afternoon.

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Malachy @malachy.newgrounds.com · 31/07/2025

I grew up and for some godsforsaken reason moved back to a snowy shithole with bad roads and lemme tell ya, my prius does great. 4wd and higher clearance are nice to have but proper snow tires are more important. Not all weather/season that claim they can handle snow. Get a set of extra rims too.

The tracks from a 2022 Toyota Prius that made it all the way up my steep unplowed driveway. You can see where the undercarriage dragged along.

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Malachy @malachy.newgrounds.com · 26/07/2025

Probably the coolest jump I've had the chance to do!

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Malachy @malachy.newgrounds.com · 22/07/2025

I bought the ugliest version of Prius like the year before they released the pretty one. Why did they give it butt cheeks?! The rear window is butt shaped. Why Toyota

The rear end of a 2017-2022 Toyota Prius Prime. The rear glass is curved on the middle giving the appearance that the cat has butt cheeks.

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Malachy @malachy.newgrounds.com · 18/06/2025

Coworker: how do I ask this without sounding creepy... did you have to fetch a cat recently? Me: fetch a cat? Coworker: did your cat run away? Me: no...? Coworker: When I was driving to church I saw a guy in a plaid bathrobe holding a cat and thought it might be you Reader, it was me

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Malachy @malachy.newgrounds.com · 17/04/2025

I did this in a game of TKO with @spasmbot.com and @colineff.bsky.social and my shirt won and I bought it

a blue tshirt with the words "ALL OF MY SELF DOUBT IS ON DISPLAY" with a poorly drawn horse above it.

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Malachy @malachy.newgrounds.com · 15/04/2025

We gentled a mustang when we lived in Texas (the star on his forehead is texas shaped) and he was a great horse! Behaved/learned better than our failed barrel racer and her feral child. Our friend adopted him and he's been great for her!

A black mustang tied up to a horse trailer. He has a star on his forehead in the shape of Texas and he's sticking his tongue out. Horse blep ftw

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Malachy @malachy.newgrounds.com · 15/03/2025

Almost 70 degrees today. The snow has finally melted enough I can check on my trail cameras.

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Malachy @malachy.newgrounds.com · 16/02/2025

Getting more snow. Friday vs. Today

a silver Toyota Tundra pickup truck covered in a lot of snow. Photo was taken Friday 2/14/25

A photo of a deck and gazebo with a whole lotta snow. Photo was taken Friday 2/14/25

The silver truck is now completely buried. It is still heavily snowing in the photo. Photo was taken Sunday 2/16/25

A photo of the deck and gazebo with even more snow. The snow now reaches the railing of the deck. Photo was taken Sunday 2/16/25

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Malachy @malachy.newgrounds.com · 13/02/2025

Took a long weekend and cashed in some rewards points for a trip to Floriduh to stay current and see the sun again. Had a lot of fun and even got to jump with some VT peeps.

A view from inside of a skydiving plane, the door is open with views of the Atlantic coast of FL.

A photo of a beach with a foamy wave receding back into the blue-green Atlantic ocean. The sky is dotted with white clouds.

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Malachy @malachy.newgrounds.com · 04/02/2025

Wind tunnel practice before a skydiving trip next week. Things went well :3

a blurry photo of an uncoordinated group of arms and legs inside a wind tunnel. An instructor is crouched down trying to help.

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Malachy @malachy.newgrounds.com · 28/01/2025

I wonder if the horses are going to want blanket today...

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Malachy @malachy.newgrounds.com · 22/01/2025

It's a grass airstrip in Vermont that has skydiving

Screenshot of a website listing for skydive centers:

Vermont Skydiving Adventures’s Address

Address: Ass-Pirin Acres (VT11) 4369 VT Route 17 W Addison, Vermont 05491-9229
Country: United States
Neighborhood: North America DZs
Postal code / ZIP: 05491-9229

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