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@makemonsters.bsky.social
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Infrequent writer of short fiction. Frequent editor of romantic lit/ erotica. Lover of Indie games, musicals, Magic: The Gathering, and fucked up little guys.

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MakeMonsters @makemonsters.bsky.social · 13h
Got around to the Anomalith Demo! A Game For The Freaks (tm) if there ever was one. It's like... god, uh... RE style 3rd person shooting if it was MUCH less fluid, but had the parry focus of RE4make, but also mutant powers, but also RPG stats/crafting, but also dense VN-style dialogue. It's Rad.
Screenshot of Anomalith, feature the player character model and RE-style grid-based inventory. Screenshot of Anomalith showing off the Control/ SCP style warped "liminal-ish" environments. Screenshot of Anomalith, with the protagonist mid-transformation saying "It's do or die... So I'm doin' it!"

Which is the most radical "Look I'm Cool" line you could come up with in the year of our lord 2026. Big fan. Screenshot of Anomalith, featuring the protagonist talking to the merchant-character in a VN-style back and forth, the protag asking the merchant "So you could... buy comics and games for me?" 

Unfortunately this confirms protag is a Gamer (tm), and thusly a terrible person. SMH SMH.
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MakeMonsters @makemonsters.bsky.social · 19h
Every 5 seconds of me playing Angeline Era: "Ohhhhhh so the game is incredible.... I see I see."
Tets from Angeline Era takes a moment to reflect.Tets from Angeline Era above a recently defeated enemy, a text box reading "Ancients Fear Drove Some to underground"A black screen with the text:
In Loving Memory 
Tetsuya Kinoshta
192X-195X
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MakeMonsters @makemonsters.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Nice.
Scoring screen in Oh!Ware with 69 offerings. 

(Nice)
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MakeMonsters @makemonsters.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A couple more!
Bloodborne character Joanna DarkbloodElden Ring character Jolene Darksoul
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MakeMonsters @makemonsters.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Looking at some of my many previous Joanna ___Soul's, and their friends/ family.
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MakeMonsters @makemonsters.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Sincerely, this has been one of my favourite games in the entire genre.
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MakeMonsters @makemonsters.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Okay, but what if...? 🤔
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MakeMonsters @makemonsters.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Order of Ecclesia still looks absolutely unreal to this day. Shanoa in particular has such fantastically fluid movements.
Screenshot from Castlevania: Order of Ecclesia

The protagonist, Shanoa, attempts to absorb runes into her back as part of a ritual.
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MakeMonsters @makemonsters.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I have finally returned to discover if within the vastness of Todd's universe there is a place for Joanna Starfield, or if I'll bounce off the game just as hard as last time.
Red-headed player character in Starfield wearing her spacesuit and holding her helmet under her arm. Close up on Starfield player character's face. 

Red hair, grey eyes, a large amount of scarring on the right side of her face, and a tattoo climbing up from her neck onto the right side, and slightly wrapping onto her chin. 

Yes, you could say she's the coolest lady out there.
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MakeMonsters @makemonsters.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Been catching up on the loads of Indie demos; most recent one was this puzzler with some light horror called "The Long Wake: What Remains Observed". Really cool time looping investigator where you keep your info gained but reset the world + locations of things. Lovely aesthetic too.
Screenshot from the demo for the game "The Long Wake: What Remains Observed"

The low-poly player character stands on a path in the dark, pine trees and snow surrounding them as they look toward the screen as a 20 minute timer counters down in the top left.
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MakeMonsters @makemonsters.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
At one point, a thief stole all my items including the sword I had equipped, and when I got lucky and killed him he didn't drop any of it. Perfect game, no notes.
Screenshot from the game Spectral Tower:

The player investigates the "Useless Sword" they start with, and the description reads "A sword that has absolutely no positive effects."Screenshot from the game Spectral Tower:

The player attempts to equip the item "Useless Sword" and the response is: "Your Weapon level is too low to equip Useless Sword."

That may be the funniest thing ever written in a video game.Screenshot from the game Spectral Tower:

Player gets a critical hit on the boss of the first tower, killing him instantly. Screenshot from the game Spectral Tower:

Brief cutscene at the end of the first tower. The player stands on top of the tower looking out at a sunrise/set, accompanied by the text "After slaying Brimolin, a part of my soul felt peace," which is an accurate statement for me as well.
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MakeMonsters @makemonsters.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
In no small part, I think, becuase I was absolutely in love with my girl here.
Lyndis from Fire Emblem: The Blazing Blade on the Game Boy Advance.
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MakeMonsters @makemonsters.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Update: I have been going beast-mode in my free time.
20 out of 49 achievements for the game Oh!Ware4.7 hours playtime for Oh!Ware on steam.
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MakeMonsters @makemonsters.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Volrath, my beloved.
Cards from a Magic: The Gathering commander deck laid out in a playmat, mid-game.Magic Card:

Repulsive Mutation
{X}{G}{U}
Instant
Put X +1/+1 counters on target creature you control. Then counter up to one target spell unless its controller pays mana equal to the greatest power among creatures you control.
“Remind me to send the biomancer team a gift basket.”
—Olana, Simic field researcher
Illustrated by Filip BurburanMagic card:

Stubborn Denial
{U}
Instant
Counter target noncreature spell unless its controller pays {1}.
Ferocious — If you control a creature with power 4 or greater, counter that spell instead.
The Temur have no patience for subtlety.
Watermark: Temur
Illustrated by James RymanMagic card:

Machine God's Effigy
{4}
Artifact
You may have this artifact enter as a copy of any creature on the battlefield, except it’s an artifact and it has “{T}: Add {U}.” (It’s not a creature.)
{T}: Add {U}.
Gix ensured his most loyal followers were the first to taste Phyrexian perfection.
Illustrated by Martin de Diego Sádaba
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MakeMonsters @makemonsters.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Atlus keeps remastering/remaking their old SMT games, and I'm worried they're gonna remake Persona 1 and 2 sooner than later, but update them to be in-line with the P5 Aesthetic/ gameplay alterations, which will hurt a lot. Now what they SHOULD be doing is remastering Digital Devil Saga 1/2.
Screenshot of the game Digital Devil Saga:
Jack Frost says to the player "From this day forward, you and I are hee homeboys...Screenshot of the game Digital Devil Saga:

The party fights gigantic boss Yaksa Vritra on top of a massive building.Cover Image for the game Digital Devil Saga 2

The party, in their demon forms, standing on top of a pile of defeated demons, the black eclipsed sun bathing down on them. Screenshot of the game Digital Devil Saga:

A person with a crossbow panicking, saying "No... Stay back... Don't eat me. Please..."
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MakeMonsters @makemonsters.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
One of my favourite RPGs of the last decade finally has a big ol’ box.
Collector’s edition of the video game Chained Echoes
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MakeMonsters @makemonsters.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
No notes.
Screenshot from Grandia 2: 
Millenia stands inside a church, her wings outstretched as the orange-red light of Valmar's moon shining in through the stained glass windows, bathing her in an ominous glow as she stares up at it.Screenshot from Grandia 2: 
Ryudo, startled by a gigantic floating bloodshot eyeball suddenly appearing in front of him. He is fully reflected in its pupil. Screenshot from Grandia 2: 
A small girl with green hair stands alone off in the distance as the party approaches. She is in a void of fog, with the slight specter of a giant eye looming beneath her. Screenshot from Grandia 2: 
Ryudo grabbing Elena's cheeks as she says "Bwhad awe dou booing? Cut that out!" as her face in her character portrait is stretched out comedically.
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MakeMonsters @makemonsters.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Diving... even deeper... this is unsafe...
"My 9 games" image including

The Incredible Machine
The Amazon Trail
Storybook Weaver Deluxe
Mario is Missing!
Super Solver Mission: T.H.I.N.K.
JezzBall
Battlezone
Scorched Earth
Pebble Beach Golf Links
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MakeMonsters @makemonsters.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is the greatest game of all time. (The boss is called The Tongue of Valmar)
Grandia 2 screenshot

Millenia stands over the boss "The Tongue of Valmar," a massive bug-like creature the party has just defeated.

She says "He appears to be a bit tongue-tied. Or is that too tongue-in-cheek?"
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MakeMonsters @makemonsters.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This game is the most 2000s thing ever, I had forgotten... I love it so much, goddamn.
Screenshot from Grandia II 

Ryudo sarcastically saying: "But if I listened to every piece of good advice I heard, I'd have killed all of you already and run off with your gold."Screenshot from Grandia II 

Ryudo carrying an unconscious Elena, sliding down a zipline from an ominous tower, twin moons hanging in the backgroundScreenshot from Grandia II 

Millenia, dark wings outstretched and lit by a full moon behind her, summoning orbs of darkness. Screenshot from Grandia II 

Millenia, addressing a priest, her character portrait smiling giddily, saying: "And other fair parts besides. Tell me, do I look like a Dark One to you?"
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MakeMonsters @makemonsters.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
👑
Screenshot from the game Grandia 2

Millenia stands on top of a broken statue, stretching with a grin on her face.
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MakeMonsters @makemonsters.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Never mind, we're fine, it's perfect.
Screenshot from Grandia 2:

Ryudo, the protagonist, hangs off of his bird-companion Skye, telling the bird to "Quit your bellyachin' and fly, damnit!"
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MakeMonsters @makemonsters.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If this isn't exactly as awesome as I remember, I'm gonna burn Ottawa to the ground.
Title screen for the video game Grandia 2
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MakeMonsters @makemonsters.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You ever just look at a magic card and go "Hell yeah..."?
MTG card with art of a glowing-red humanoid, standing on a pirate ship while radiating fire and holding a sword 


Emberwilde Captain
{3}{R}
Creature — Djinn Pirate

When this creature enters, you become the monarch.

Whenever an opponent attacks you while you’re the monarch, this creature deals damage to that player equal to the number of cards in their hand.

“You are bold, challenger, but flammable.”

4/2
Illustrated by Tyler Walpole
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MakeMonsters @makemonsters.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I think if I actually dove further into the deep recesses of my mind, and was honest about the horrible reflection I saw shining off the repugnant walls within, this would be a bit more accurate.
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MakeMonsters @makemonsters.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is the pinnacle of taste, or something.
9 anime that shaped you or somesuch.
Paranoia Agent
Baccano!
Kino's Journey (2003)
Ultimate Survivor Kaiji
Gankutsuou: The Count of Monte Christo 
.hack//Sign
Ouran Highschool Host Club
Digimon Tamers
Princess Tutu
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MakeMonsters @makemonsters.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
No clue, something like this.
9 Games that define you or somesuch.

Lufia 2
Goof Troop
Secret of Mana
Alundra
Valkyrie Profile
Mischief Makers
Final Fantasy Tactics
SMT: Nocturne
Odin Sphere
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MakeMonsters @makemonsters.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Also played a couple hours of Verho for the first time today! Verho good.
Splash art for the video game Verho: Curse of FacesScreenshot of Verho, featuring the player character holding a torch and preparing to talk to a gigantic blacksmith-Snake, who itself is in the middle of working on a sword with a hammer held up by its tail. Screenshot of Verho, in which the player holding 2 swords comes across a dying man in a dark room, leaning up against the wall with a splatter of blood behind him as if highlighted by it. Screenshot of Verho.

The player is in a pitch-dark cave, holding up a torch in one hand and. A sword in the other, barely illuminating the massive, many-eyed creature that’s just a little ways further in.
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MakeMonsters @makemonsters.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Close of of Tamiyo's face from the magic card Tamiyo, Upriser Crowned.

She looks kinda manic, ngl.
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MakeMonsters @makemonsters.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Current Project
Title placard for a Moxfield commander decklist headed by Tamiyo, Upriser Crowned.

Deck Name: Bloodstains, Ball Gowns, Trashin' The Hotel Room

Description: My complex motivations for this deck: I Love Tamiyo. I Love The Monarch Mechanic. I Have A Lot Of Boros Cards Sitting On My Desk.
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MakeMonsters @makemonsters.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Next up! I haven’t played any P3 since portable way back when it first released. (Previously played original release about 70% thru before getting distracted, and then came back with all of FES from scratch a few years later instead of picking up the same file) Interested to see how it shakes out!
Splash art for the video game Persona 3: Reload, featuring the protagonist and his Persona in an action-pose against a baby-blue background.
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MakeMonsters @makemonsters.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
FF: Resonance is a coward-game because it's trying to erase a grand and noble history.
Capsule ad for the Final Fantasy Brave Exvius X Ariana Grande crossover event.
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MakeMonsters @makemonsters.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
😎
MTG card featuring art of an enchanted shell? radiating energy on a rock, surrounded by flowing water.

Trickery Charm
{U}
Instant

Choose one —

• Target creature gains flying until end of turn.

• Target creature becomes the creature type of your choice until end of turn.

• Look at the top four cards of your library, then put them back in any order.

Illustrated by David Martin
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MakeMonsters @makemonsters.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Sometimes you get control of your opponents cards over webcam and your artistic side comes out
Very poorly handled-drawn dry-erase tokens of the magic cards ‘Ruin Rat’ and ‘Hammer of Nazahn’
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MakeMonsters @makemonsters.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Unrelated, but BRING BACK PIPE-HAIR GIRL! SHE WAS SO COOL!!
Character art for the female protagonist in Legend of Mana
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MakeMonsters @makemonsters.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
My takeaway from the Zelda thing is that it's definitely not for me, but I really like how they handled some of the Castle Town npcs in comparison to other major design choices/ models.
Dancing couple NPCs in Castle Town, from gameplay footage of the Ocarina of Time remake.
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MakeMonsters @makemonsters.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I guess maybe I’m a bit biased
7 copies of the magic the gathering card Kardur, Doomscourge laid out overlapping on a playmat.
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MakeMonsters @makemonsters.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Oh my god... it's hit character Fina Fantasy!
Screenshot of the game Final Fantasy Resonance, featuring a girl named Fina saying she can't remember anything.
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MakeMonsters @makemonsters.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Unmatched
Screenshot of the video game Mohrta, featuring a long bridge and 3 planets/ moons hanging above a distant building. Screenshot of the video game Mohrta, featuring a celebration inside a dimly lit building, with celebrants flanking either side of the player and a heavily obscured stage in the distance. Screenshot of the video game Mohrta, featuring a long staircase with petrified, dead, or possibly just completely still worshipers reaching up to an unendingly clouded sky.Screenshot from the video game Mohrta, featuring the player overlooking a vast desert full of alien-looking warriors, all doing battle as a sandstorm swirls all around them, with a gigantic, heavily obscured edifice of a warrior horseman looming over it all in the distance.
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MakeMonsters @makemonsters.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Finally went back and finished Mohrta. One of my favourite experiences in years, filled to the brim with fantastic worlds and excellent creature design.
Plush of The Doll from the video game Mohrta (by Scumhead and Osiol), sitting on a computer desk next to a monitor.
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MakeMonsters @makemonsters.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
A very poorly edited image of a botle of Tums, with some of the text from the magic card Cruel Ultimatum replacing certain descriptive features.

Bottle now reads:

"Cruel UltimaTums

Peppermint Sorcery

UUBBBRR

There is always greater power"
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MakeMonsters @makemonsters.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
My GOAT
Magic the Gathering card featuring art of an anthropomorphic alligator (or maybe crocodile??), wearing a cowboy outfit, riding the outside of a train in the west while throwing red (explosive?) barrels out the open door.

Leatherhead, Iron Gator
{5}{G}{G}
Legendary Creature — Crocodile Mutant Rogue

Trample, haste

Whenever Leatherhead attacks, put two +1/+1 counters on each creature you control.

She’s a thousand pounds of punishing reptile muscle, with the bite to back it up.

5/5
Illustrated by Andrey KuzinskiyMagic: The Gathering card featuring art of an anthropomorphic crocodile wearing a cowboy outfit, rushing through knee-high water, mouth open, toward a fleeing henchman whose boat as been wrecked. 

Leatherhead, Swamp Stalker
{2}{G}{G}
Legendary Creature — Crocodile Mutant Rogue

Trample

Leatherhead enters with a hexproof counter on her.

Whenever Leatherhead deals combat damage to a player, you may remove a counter from her. When you do, destroy target artifact or enchantment that player controls.

5/4
Illustrated by Lie Setiawan
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MakeMonsters @makemonsters.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
This guy so funny.
Magic the Gathering card, featuring art of a Lich wearing a crown and dark robes, brandishing a staff with a skull at the top, exuding ethereal-blue energy. 

Card text as follows:

Acererak the Archlich
{2}{B}
Legendary Creature — Zombie Wizard

When Acererak enters, if you haven’t completed Tomb of Annihilation, return Acererak to its owner’s hand and venture into the dungeon.

Whenever Acererak attacks, for each opponent, you create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token unless that player sacrifices a creature of their choice.

5/5
Illustrated by Andrey Kuzinskiy
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MakeMonsters @makemonsters.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Ya
Image of the Magic: The Gathering card Sol Ring, with art featuring a ring of white-hot fire/energy, suspended above a slightly curved molten surface, and lighting the clouds(?) behind it red.

Sol Ring
{1}
Artifact
{T}: Add {C}{C}.
Illustrated by Mark Tedin
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MakeMonsters @makemonsters.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Wrastlin’
External shot of Canadian Tire Centre in Ottawa, with pylons laid across the road to form a makeshift crosswalk
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MakeMonsters @makemonsters.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Built these, no game changers, no easy infinites, not tutors save for a couple very expensive creature-based ones. The trolls worked as expected, you let them get going and it's absolutely over without active graveyard hate. Flipside is I was SHOCKED by how good Radagast was. Both a blast.
Magic The Gathering card featuring art of 3 trolls in front of a fire, holding a hobbit by the feat as they argue. 

Tom, Bert, and William
{3}{B}{G}
Legendary Creature — Troll

{1}, Sacrifice another creature: Draw cards equal to the sacrificed creature’s power, then discard a card.

When Tom, Bert, and William die, if they were a creature, return them to the battlefield. They’re an artifact. (They’re no longer a creature.)

5/5
Illustrated by Narendra Bintara AdiMagic The Gathering card with art of a bearded wizard in green and brown clothes, holding a staff and walking alongside a bear and a fox, the wilderness in the background. 

Radagast of Rhosgobel
{2}{G}{G}
Legendary Creature — Avatar Wizard

The first creature spell you cast each turn costs {2} less to cast and can be cast as though it had flash.

“Perhaps you have heard of my good cousin Radagast who lives near the southern borders of Mirkwood?” Gandalf asked.
“Yes,” said Beorn, “not a bad fellow as Wizards go, I believe.”

2/5
Illustrated by Anna Podedworna
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MakeMonsters @makemonsters.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Rebuilding a bunch of decks I retired a couple years back! Having fun tweaking their overall power/ the intent behind them, some up some down, and putting in some new spice. It's fun to give old ones a new look, favourites and mild failures both.
Magic: The Gathering card with art of a blue ogre with red hair, in a messy brown-leather coat flowing along with red ribbons, as she punches the "front" of the card, a glass shattering effect implying she's broken the fourth wall.

Obeka, Brute Chronologist
{1}{U}{B}{R}
Legendary Creature — Ogre Wizard

{T}: The player whose turn it is may end the turn. (Exile all spells and abilities from the stack. The player whose turn it is discards down to their maximum hand size. Damage wears off, and “this turn” and “until end of turn” effects end.)

“I’m bored with now.”

3/4
Watermark: Set Symbol

Illustrated by Jesper EjsingMagic the Gathering card featuring art of a molten dragon, from torso up, with it's mouth open, and presented in profile. 

Herigast, Erupting Nullkite
{9}
Legendary Creature — Eldrazi Dragon

Emerge {6}{R}{R} (You may cast this spell by sacrificing a creature and paying the emerge cost reduced by that creature’s mana value.)

When you cast this spell, you may exile your hand. If you do, draw three cards.

Flying

Each creature spell you cast has emerge. The emerge cost is equal to its mana cost.

6/6
Illustrated by Tyler WalpoleMagic: The Gathering card with art featuring an inky, almost tar-like wispy creature, made all of black and slightly lighter greys, dripping blackness as it rises up and lurches forward in front of a desolate landscape full of fog or clouds; the tiniest sliver of light from the sunset is in the distance.

Umbris, Fear Manifest
{3}{U}{B}
Legendary Creature — Nightmare Horror

Umbris gets +1/+1 for each card your opponents own in exile.

Whenever Umbris or another Nightmare or Horror you control enters, target opponent exiles cards from the top of their library until they exile a land card.

1/1
Illustrated by Daarken
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MakeMonsters @makemonsters.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Syr Vondam, Sunstar Exemplar
{W}{B}
Legendary Creature — Human Knight

Vigilance, menace

Whenever another creature you control dies or is put into exile, put a +1/+1 counter on Syr Vondam and you gain 1 life.

When Syr Vondam dies or is put into exile while its power is 4 or greater, destroy up to one target nonland permanent.

2/2
Illustrated by Jeremy WilsonHero's Blade
{2}
Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature gets +3/+2.

Whenever a legendary creature you control enters, you may attach this Equipment to it.

Equip {4} ({4}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Illustrated by Aaron Miller
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MakeMonsters @makemonsters.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
The greatest magic the gathering gift I have ever received.
Magic card Kaervek the Merciless, altered by the artist to be wearing a cool crown sorta thing, and to be playing an accordion.
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MakeMonsters @makemonsters.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Sometimes all it takes to win at EDH is never ramping, getting stuck on 5 lands, and resetting a couple sagas over and over again.
Magic the gathering card featuring art of a woman waving a sceptre as green energy flows off of it, floating islands in the air of the background

Card text as follows: 

Garnet, Princess of Alexandria
{G}{W}
Legendary Creature — Human Noble Cleric
Lifelink
Whenever Garnet attacks, you may remove a lore counter from each of any number of Sagas you control. Put a +1/+1 counter on Garnet for each lore counter removed this way.
“Someday I will be queen, but I will always be myself.”
2/2
Illustrated by Daniel CorreiaMagic the gathering card featuring art of a holographic projection, displaying a battle between an alien (Tyranid) and some space marines.

Card text as follows: 

The First Tyrannic War
{2}{G}{U}{R}
Enchantment — Saga
(As this Saga enters and after your draw step, add a lore counter. Sacrifice after III.)
I — You may put a creature card from your hand onto the battlefield. If its mana cost contains {X}, it enters with a number of +1/+1 counters on it equal to the number of lands you control.
II, III — Double the number of each kind of counter on target creature you control.
Illustrated by Antonio José Manzanedo
Magic the gathering card with art featuring a drake flying in the air, firing yellow beams of energy at an unseen target.

Card text as follows:

Summon: Valefor
{4}{U}
Enchantment Creature — Saga Drake
(As this Saga enters and after your draw step, add a lore counter. Sacrifice after IV.)
I — Sonic Wings — Each opponent chooses a creature with the greatest mana value among creatures they control. Return those creatures to their owners’ hands.
II, III, IV — Tap up to one target creature and put a stun counter on it.
Flying
5/4
Illustrated by SENNSU
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