There's a scene in the 2012 Quentin Tarantino film Django Unchained that I think about sometimes. In the scene in question, ex-slave Django (played by Jamie Foxx) dual-wields revolvers and bloodily de...

if this were a movie, it would be a really bloated (and, for many, nigh-unwatchable) 2 hours with too many plotlines pulling it in too many directions. This isn't an entirely theoretical proposition; ...