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@majorb.bsky.social
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Former cofounder of Needlejuice Records. Computer person. Movie guy. Amateur photographer.

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majorb @majorb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Go all-in on Green Skull.
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majorb @majorb.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
She’s my favorite :(
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majorb @majorb.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
This was supposed to come out the same year as Loveless and Heaven or Las Vegas but got last-minute delayed into 1992 because WB’s lawyers didn’t know how to handle the sample in You Have to Be Joking. I think if it hadn’t missed its moment it would be as fondly remembered as its contemporaries…
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majorb @majorb.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
RIP bozos
Magic The Gathering Arena screenshot announcing that the cards Badgermole Cub, Stormchaser’s Talent and Gran-Gran have been banned in the Standard format.
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Blu's meme folder @yetanothermemeacc.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
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majorb @majorb.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Space Mama is easy, it’s the set of levels leading up to her that really suck
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majorb @majorb.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
The Outside currently has the Backrooms piss yellow color filter on it
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majorb @majorb.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I thought this was a vintage strip I hadn’t seen before! Good work
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majorb @majorb.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
hell yeah
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majorb @majorb.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
when are they going to do bedknobs & broomsticks
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majorb @majorb.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Squelchy noises, soaring AOR, and deathcore all in the first 10 minutes? Yep, that’s Fire-Toolz all right
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Scifi Art @scifiart.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Art by Doug Beekman for Darkmage by Barbara Hambly (1988)
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eric stirpē @stirpicus.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
4 years ago in the Telltale Games Alumni FB group, Michael Parsons was asking if anyone had advice for helping his 15 year old son Kane achieve his dreams of being a filmmaker. Turned out alright.
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majorb @majorb.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
yesterday @pizzaroger2003.bsky.social asked me why he shouldn't buy the minions wifi router and was horrified to discover that they are considered very good
minions kevin wifi router
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majorb @majorb.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
I have not read nor do I care to read the book but I through it was pretty clear watching the movie that the online world was polluted with the detritus of infinitely regurgitated pop culture in the same way that the real world was strewn with the wreckage of a failed civilization.
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majorb @majorb.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
*uncats your girl*
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majorb @majorb.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikiped...
Wikipedia/Pie identification guide. A table displays a screenshot of Wikipedia’s front page and a photograph of a pie, so you know which is which.
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Redactdead Rodriguez 💀🪦 @redactedrodriguez.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Backrooms (2026):
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majorb @majorb.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
But I thought the AI industry was just like Uber?
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majorb @majorb.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
squelches damply out of the mire
Ah, yes. The sweet, thick stink of the peat. You come seeking the bog pervert, do you? Trailed your nice, clean boots right into my beautiful, suffocating marshland.
Look at this mud. Just look at it. Heavy. Black. Smells like ten thousand years of rotting moss and forgotten things. Absolute perfection.
You want to disregard the old rules? Throw them right into the quicksand. Let the silt swallow them whole. Down here, we only care about the damp. We care about the way the cold sludge oozes between your toes. We care about the ancient, preserved leather of a bog body.
Tell me, traveler. Are you just passing through, or did you come to get properly bogged down?
If you want to keep sinking with me, tell me:
What kind of muck are we dealing with?
How deep do you want to bury your past?
Are you afraid of the ancient frogs?
Let me know how you want to wallow in this conversation.
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majorb @majorb.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Oh no my steak is too juicy and my lobster too buttery
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majorb @majorb.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Mine shipped yesterday, so excited for it to arrive!
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majorb @majorb.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
This movie is so cool and I was lucky to see it on the big screen thanks to @anomalyfilmfest.com Wish Netflix would give it a real theatrical run, you could get the Nightmare Before Coraline crowd in for this really easy
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majorb @majorb.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
I haven’t been involved in Needlejuice’s day to day operations since late 2023. The repeated excuse that my departure is why the company hasn’t been able to produce anything is frankly offensive.
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majorb @majorb.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
this is legitimately what people wanted from Prometheus
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majorb @majorb.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
ratio bsky.app/profile/majo...
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majorb @majorb.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Fantastic record, glad a good store got it. Back in the day I would have been desperate to press this
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majorb @majorb.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
conflagration-toolz
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majorb @majorb.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
As I was leaving the lilac festival a shitload of cops whipped around the corner of south and Elmwood, pulled out handguns and rifles, told me to gtfo and shut down several blocks while converging on one house…
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mel in ballhalla 🏳️‍⚧️🔰♨️ @astruckpersonn.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
evangelicals have finally created. the golden calf. from the classic bible story “don’t create a golden calf”
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majorb @majorb.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
These are the people who make The Laugust Of Us right
Claw machine with prominent “Naugushty Dog” logo
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majorb @majorb.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
I had this exact same experience but at least I bow know what doctor Detroit is
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majorb @majorb.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
deleted scene from the backrooms movie
blue pikmin in the backrooms haunted by bulborb
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majorb @majorb.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
FWIW here is my review from when the movie was in theaters
In Sergio Leone's Once Upon a Time in the West, the railroad arrives and brings with it modern civilization, leaving the cowboys to vie for a place in the new world order. In Ari Aster's Eddington, it is the datacenter that arrives to disrupt a small town's way of life, but instead of law and order it brings with it paranoia, insanity and chaos. Our would-be hero, Sheriff Cross, fashions himself as an aw-shucks type holding the community together with a big heart that wonders why we can't just let everyone live and let live. In other words, he is The Great American Manchild who thinks his distaste for wearing a mask on his face is tantamount to a great philosophical stand. As far as cowboys go, he is the end result of generations of degenerative evolution that have turned rugged, principled individualism into entitled, conniving aggreivedness. His shittiness tears his life and community apart. He is far closer to Leone's villain Frank than he is to the heroic Harmonica, and like Frank he tries to reinvent himself for the new world by fighting with its new weapons- for Frank it was the wheelings and dealings of business, and for Sheriff Cross it is conspiracy and Discourse. And like Frank, when it turns out he is ill suited for these new methods of violence, inevitably The Old Ways must be embraced. Once this choice is made, the film veers into Lynchian territory, embroiling the Sheriff into the reactionary conspiracy of his dreams, almost as if it was ginned up just for him by an algorithm. Lynch would have represented this as an actual dreamstate, but Aster is dealing with the metaversal overlaying of the digital world upon the physical, and therefore Cross' nightmare is consensus reality. Just as the railroad transformed society in its path, the datacenter defines reality itself, drawing the surreal full circle back into the tactile physicality of the Western, leaving us in a new world where everyone has gotten both what they wanted and deserved.
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majorb @majorb.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Eddington is a scathing indictment of rightwing grievance politics, satirizing the Western trope of the railroad heralding civilization as the datacenter destroying the fabric of reality, but because it poked the barest amount of fun at white leftists the most humorless people alive lost their shit
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majorb @majorb.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
happy homestuck day to those who celebrate. fun fact: i got pretty close to signing the soundtrack at needlejuice a few years ago. it fell through obviously, probably for the best.
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majorb @majorb.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Do you think furries and the bondage puppy people get along or is there some kind of cultural appropriation stolen valor thing going on
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majorb @majorb.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
One of the last time capsules of the old internet is about to disappear… so many charming little websites, from a better & more optimistic time to be online, lost like tears in the rain…
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majorb @majorb.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Not particularly happy with being scapegoated again, this time publicly, but when you’re dealing with a narcissist and his enablers what can you do? If they could make them they would. It’s that simple.
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majorb @majorb.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
As part of our corporate growth initiative, we have fired the guard who always tells the truth. We believe this will result in a streamlined customer experience. Thank you.
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majorb @majorb.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
It’s days like today I wish this app had private accounts
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majorb @majorb.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
One scene short of a masterpiece.
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majorb @majorb.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
I switched to Mac recently and I am not looking back
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majorb @majorb.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
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majorb @majorb.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
if tinybones didn’t have deathtouch I would kick him
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Anomaly Film Fest @anomalyfilmfest.com · 27/03/2026
Join Anomaly - and feel the speed- as we community partner with @drydentheatre.bsky.social for a Roger Corman Double Feature! On 35mm! 💥 We are showing Death Race 2000 (1975) + Deathsport (1978)! 📅 Saturday, April 4 @ 7:30 p.m. More info: www.eastman.org/event/film-s... #ROC #RochesterNY
Two posters, one for Death Race 2000 and the other for Deathsport. The background is an aged segment of film.
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葬送のフリーレン 公式 @frieren.websunday.net · 27/03/2026
TVアニメ 第3期 黄金郷編 2027年10月放送決定
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Catsuka @catsuka.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
"Frieren" Season 3. October 2027. Golden Land Arc.
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majorb @majorb.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
I tried it once as a kid and was kinda grossed out and didn’t finish my burger.
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majorb @majorb.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Reminds me of the purple ketchup from the early aughts
Heinz evil purple tomato ooze on fries
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