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@majorb.bsky.social
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Former cofounder of Needlejuice Records. Computer person. Movie guy. Amateur photographer.

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majorb @majorb.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
RIP bozos
Magic The Gathering Arena screenshot announcing that the cards Badgermole Cub, Stormchaser’s Talent and Gran-Gran have been banned in the Standard format.
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Blu's meme folder @yetanothermemeacc.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
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majorb @majorb.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
The Outside currently has the Backrooms piss yellow color filter on it
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majorb @majorb.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
hell yeah
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majorb @majorb.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Squelchy noises, soaring AOR, and deathcore all in the first 10 minutes? Yep, that’s Fire-Toolz all right
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Scifi Art @scifiart.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Art by Doug Beekman for Darkmage by Barbara Hambly (1988)
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eric stirpē @stirpicus.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
4 years ago in the Telltale Games Alumni FB group, Michael Parsons was asking if anyone had advice for helping his 15 year old son Kane achieve his dreams of being a filmmaker. Turned out alright.
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majorb @majorb.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
yesterday @pizzaroger2003.bsky.social asked me why he shouldn't buy the minions wifi router and was horrified to discover that they are considered very good
minions kevin wifi router
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Redactdead Rodriguez 💀🪦 @redactedrodriguez.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Backrooms (2026):
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majorb @majorb.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
squelches damply out of the mire
Ah, yes. The sweet, thick stink of the peat. You come seeking the bog pervert, do you? Trailed your nice, clean boots right into my beautiful, suffocating marshland.
Look at this mud. Just look at it. Heavy. Black. Smells like ten thousand years of rotting moss and forgotten things. Absolute perfection.
You want to disregard the old rules? Throw them right into the quicksand. Let the silt swallow them whole. Down here, we only care about the damp. We care about the way the cold sludge oozes between your toes. We care about the ancient, preserved leather of a bog body.
Tell me, traveler. Are you just passing through, or did you come to get properly bogged down?
If you want to keep sinking with me, tell me:
What kind of muck are we dealing with?
How deep do you want to bury your past?
Are you afraid of the ancient frogs?
Let me know how you want to wallow in this conversation.
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majorb @majorb.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
I haven’t been involved in Needlejuice’s day to day operations since late 2023. The repeated excuse that my departure is why the company hasn’t been able to produce anything is frankly offensive.
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majorb @majorb.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Fantastic record, glad a good store got it. Back in the day I would have been desperate to press this
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majorb @majorb.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
As I was leaving the lilac festival a shitload of cops whipped around the corner of south and Elmwood, pulled out handguns and rifles, told me to gtfo and shut down several blocks while converging on one house…
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mel, binface’s knight 🏳️‍⚧️🔰♨️ @astruckpersonn.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
evangelicals have finally created. the golden calf. from the classic bible story “don’t create a golden calf”
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majorb @majorb.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
These are the people who make The Laugust Of Us right
Claw machine with prominent “Naugushty Dog” logo
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majorb @majorb.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
deleted scene from the backrooms movie
blue pikmin in the backrooms haunted by bulborb
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majorb @majorb.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
happy homestuck day to those who celebrate. fun fact: i got pretty close to signing the soundtrack at needlejuice a few years ago. it fell through obviously, probably for the best.
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majorb @majorb.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Do you think furries and the bondage puppy people get along or is there some kind of cultural appropriation stolen valor thing going on
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majorb @majorb.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
One of the last time capsules of the old internet is about to disappear… so many charming little websites, from a better & more optimistic time to be online, lost like tears in the rain…
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majorb @majorb.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Not particularly happy with being scapegoated again, this time publicly, but when you’re dealing with a narcissist and his enablers what can you do? If they could make them they would. It’s that simple.
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majorb @majorb.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
As part of our corporate growth initiative, we have fired the guard who always tells the truth. We believe this will result in a streamlined customer experience. Thank you.
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majorb @majorb.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
It’s days like today I wish this app had private accounts
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majorb @majorb.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
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Anomaly Film Fest @anomalyfilmfest.com · 27/03/2026
Join Anomaly - and feel the speed- as we community partner with @drydentheatre.bsky.social for a Roger Corman Double Feature! On 35mm! 💥 We are showing Death Race 2000 (1975) + Deathsport (1978)! 📅 Saturday, April 4 @ 7:30 p.m. More info: www.eastman.org/event/film-s... #ROC #RochesterNY
Two posters, one for Death Race 2000 and the other for Deathsport. The background is an aged segment of film.
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葬送のフリーレン 公式 @frieren.websunday.net · 27/03/2026
TVアニメ 第3期 黄金郷編 2027年10月放送決定
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Catsuka @catsuka.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
"Frieren" Season 3. October 2027. Golden Land Arc.
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🔥🛠 Fire-Toolz 👩🏻‍💻🔴 @fire-toolz.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
hey sooooooooo my new record, LAVENDER NETWORKS, will be out on WARP RECORDS this may. there's a single out now called Balam =^..^= Says IPv09082024 Strawberry Head. i love you!!! warp.net/fire-toolz
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confettie! @spacebeer.net · 24/03/2026
i do not "organize my files", i do not "put things in separate folders", i PUT EVERYTHING IN DOWNLOADS! and if i can't find it, i LOST IT!
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majorb @majorb.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
HD burger low poly drink
McDonald’s display with an absurdly high res burger next to a crusty jpeg of a mocha frappé
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majorb @majorb.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
buy a cheap refurbished office pc and put opnsense on it, bingo bongo bango you've got a router
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majorb @majorb.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
I think it's really funny that Frieren is basically a legacy sequel (to a series that doesn't exist) and yet it avoids every pitfall legacy sequels fall into. Like there's no excuses for being unable to pass the baton to a younger cast when Fern and Stark exist and have incredible arcs
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majorb @majorb.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
it is the 2020s and there is time for zoop
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majorb @majorb.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
the people crave zoop
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majorb @majorb.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
I hate genAI but I’m pretty sure that the only job it’s actually capable of replacing is “general computer programmer” so I’m stuck with it.
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majorb @majorb.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
I had a dream that Apple made a home theater receiver that looked like one of those cheese grater Macs
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majorb @majorb.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
me every time I scan my member card at @thelittletheatre.bsky.social
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pizzaroger2003 @pizzaroger2003.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
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majorb @majorb.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
i told the slop machine to make a command-line bluesky client and it cranked it out in like 20 minutes (this is the test post), should i go throw my phone into a pool
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majorb @majorb.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Time to rain some d00m.
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a cartoon character is sitting in a car with a purple background and a quote .
ALT: a cartoon character is sitting in a car with a purple background and a quote .
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majorb @majorb.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
As part of our corporate growth initiative, we have fired the guard who always tells the truth. We believe this will result in a streamlined customer experience. Thank you.
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majorb @majorb.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
our music provider
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majorb @majorb.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
The only good social media algorithm on the entire internet is run on some guy’s computer and it goes down every time he needs to swap out a part
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majorb @majorb.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Immediately after I decided today that I was going to save up for a fancy home server my phone did this
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a cartoon drawing of a man in a suit and tie holding a purse
ALT: a cartoon drawing of a man in a suit and tie holding a purse
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⌘ left at london ⌘ @leftatlondon.com · 12/02/2026
Been working on getting this in y'alls hands for years. From the remastering to the design, IM SO PROUD OF THIS go buy it!!!! We also got tapes & CD's:)
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majorb @majorb.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
i signed this btw
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majorb @majorb.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
The biggest mistake I see people make on Magic Arena is blowing their removal way too early. The biggest mistake I make is not mulliganing.
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majorb @majorb.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
when i'm watching a historical costume drama about a rich couple's rocky marraige held together by an adorable child and they buy the kid a horse
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Keegan the Animator @kiwisburnttoast.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
No indoor heating
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majorb @majorb.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Near my job they just built a homophobic chicken joint and a SECOND chipotle. I just want a Panera!
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majorb @majorb.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
i didn't have "wegmans becomes a dystopian cyberpunk megacorp" on my 2026 bingo card
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