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Punished Cat Guy (extra punished Cenobite version)

@majima.club
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🏳️‍⚧️ Cat-loving disabled autistic. Kamurocho’s #1 Majima simp, kitten wrangler. Pillbug-pilled. Mothmaxxing. Purveyor of deep cuts. Walks with an air of confidence rarely seen in this day and age Buy shit from me! ko-fi.com/johnnyfishsticksjunkdrawer

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Punished Cat Guy (extra punished Cenobite version) @majimaspace.bsky.social · 1h
Could I interest anyone in a small piece of Bobbyloaf?
A large orange and white bobtail cat sitting in a loaf position on top of a little bed on top of a cat tree, his eyes closed, smiling pleasantly. He seems pleased.
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Punished Cat Guy (extra punished Cenobite version) @majimaspace.bsky.social · 1h
Tonight’s meal experiment, lemon garlic shrimp rice in the rice cooker + takuan pickles from Mitsuwa. Also present was a small salad of trustworthy pantry lettuce and the miso dressing I made. Sluggo is so happy right now
A bowl containing a shrimp and rice dish and bright yellow sliced daikon radish pickles
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Punished Cat Guy (extra punished Cenobite version) @majimaspace.bsky.social · 3h
Project Beef is moving apace and I just did my first test of the pattern and colors and well
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Marie Kondo: I Love Mess
Alt: Marie Kondo says “I Love Mess”
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Punished Cat Guy (extra punished Cenobite version) @majimaspace.bsky.social · 4h
Just kidding I actually know the answer
youtube.com
AuDHD hobbies (explained by ducks)
YouTube video by diplomaduck
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Punished Cat Guy (extra punished Cenobite version) @majimaspace.bsky.social · 4h
How in the name of Bonaparte’s BALLS do I have this many ink pads and not one that is the color I want
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Punished Cat Guy (extra punished Cenobite version) @majimaspace.bsky.social · 4h
Friends. I am out of wet kitten food. The rescue is out of stock til tomorrow. All my money is going to buying my insulin tonight. They are screeching and I’m trying hard to be patient but this toothache is making it so hard. If you can spare $10 so I can get some cheap cans it would be a lifesaver
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Punished Cat Guy (extra punished Cenobite version) @majimaspace.bsky.social · 4h
Fun idea: carve several different bug heads/thoraces/abdomens onto erasers and put them in a box to give to kids to make mix and match bugs.
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Punished Cat Guy (extra punished Cenobite version) @majimaspace.bsky.social · 5h
Good things: • doc visit went great • he fixed meds and gave me the info I need • got a haircut • finished stamps • snuggled kitties Bad things: • I have a toothache • I can’t stop thinking about it • I can’t take anything but Tylenol for it • Orajel only made my tongue numb Time to thaw shrimp
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Punished Cat Guy (extra punished Cenobite version) @majimaspace.bsky.social · 5h
Is it you they’re looking for, @cageyratfish.bsky.social ???
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Kevin Petker - Combat Philosopher - ☝️✌️🖐️ @kevinpetker.bsky.social · 5h
Here's the metric folks: If your #ttrpg requires any dice OTHER than the classic d6, it's not an 'easy entry level ttrpg'; it's just your accumulated knowledge and experience that makes it seem that way. Yes, the alternate math rocks are neat and fun, but are a barrier to an inexperienced person.
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Punished Cat Guy (extra punished Cenobite version) @majimaspace.bsky.social · 5h
STOP! ✋🏻 WEEVIL TIME! 🪲
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caitlin rose BOO!yle @caitlinroseboyle.com · 5h
THEY GOT CUTER
same pic but now leap is looking at me and burly moved up to slug next to him
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Punished Cat Guy (extra punished Cenobite version) @majimaspace.bsky.social · 6h
Treated myself to a haircut and the guy went a little short and at first I was like oh no but then I was like “dang I’m Othomaxxing today” and got happy
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TallFroGuy - Shape Decider @tallfroguy.bsky.social · 16h
Fourshore #critterposting
Crude drawing of a black and white bird wading amongst green reeds in blue water with a salmon legs and one salmon eye. I mean the colour,  not the fish. I guess that’s obvious for the legs but there is a world where a bird could have a salmon eye in its mouth or something. Not this one though. Their legs are crossed to make a number 4 almost. The bird and reeds are also mirrored in the water with blue ripples interrupting them with increasing tempo like a 5 year old when their parents are talking to someone. Shaped like shapes.
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Punished Cat Guy (extra punished Cenobite version) @majimaspace.bsky.social · 9h
Fun fact! If you can’t find Tajín, Old Bay actually tastes pretty good on a hardboiled egg
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Punished Cat Guy (extra punished Cenobite version) @majimaspace.bsky.social · 11h
So uh somehow I misplaced my domain and had to get a new one. Waiting for the DNS registry to update so for the moment I’ve got a whole new personality
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Punished Cat Guy (extra punished Cenobite version) @majimaspace.bsky.social · 11h
Choosin briefs over boxers
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Punished Cat Guy (extra punished Cenobite version) @majimaspace.bsky.social · 11h
I just had a great idea involving my old boss and a big box of loose crickets
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Ka'ra the tuxedo cat @karaisntactive.bsky.social · 13h
hAppy spooky again. dAde says im suposeta ribbit, but i don't want to
Ka'ra the tuxedo cat lays on her carpeted cat cave wearing a cut little green knit frog hat. It has little strings dangling down from both sides. She looks put out to be wearing the hat.
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Spooky Sara (Endless Halloween🔪🩸🪦) @pashion.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Good morning boils and ghouls...💀🎃🔪
Happy Caturday it's a color photo of an upside down black and white tuxedo cat naned Lucas  who is looking up at me at the phone with toys around him he is on his back and his undercarriage is mostly white fur happy Halloween catsofbluesky
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Punished Cat Guy (extra punished Cenobite version) @majimaspace.bsky.social · 21h
This is so true oh my god I never realized this until I started trying to draw hands
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Punished Cat Guy (extra punished Cenobite version) @majimaspace.bsky.social · 21h
There’s a fly in my room somehow and Enchirito just learned what one is oh no
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Punished Cat Guy (extra punished Cenobite version) @majimaspace.bsky.social · 21h
Y’all I signed my contract for the new job and I keep trying to not get too excited but fuck. I’ll be paid $8-10/visit more and the overnight pay is the same as I charge privately. There’s a 10% holiday bonus. My boss friended me on Finch. And they made sure to confirm and use my correct pronouns!
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Brooke @brooklynmarie.bsky.social · 23h
wanting pets/getting pets
A beautiful gray and white cat, Victor, with his face right up in my face and looking pissed offThe same cat leaning back and staring into space looking ecstatic
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Punished Cat Guy (extra punished Cenobite version) @majimaspace.bsky.social · 21h
I was approved for a sponsorship from the Medic Alert foundation! They’re sending me a free ID necklace and a year of their membership services. This way when I can’t wear my gay little bracelet I’ll still have ID!
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Punished Cat Guy (extra punished Cenobite version) @majimaspace.bsky.social · 22h
I like the cut of her gib
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Punished Cat Guy (extra punished Cenobite version) @majimaspace.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
The free printmaking workshop was so much fun! I came away with some fantastic ideas and I really really want to sign up for her full course on how to do tesselation nature prints but there’s no way I can afford it at the moment. But here is what I made!
A small tessellated print comprised of alternating purple and green prince of a stag beetle that was carved into an eraser. Be nice I drew him free hand.
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Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D. @sarahmackattack.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Alright what's the over/under that they're gonna let me use this illustration as the example of various ways you can nature journal in my book? I don't see anything wrong with this, why wouldn't they let me use this?
A lightning bug with inaccurate eyes and a comically large ass is poorly scribbed on a nature journal page, labeled July 10, 2026. The bug is labeled with "It looked just like this" with an arrow to the ass labeled "wow" and then next to it  "today i saw a bug with a HUGE BUTT. Please alert local scientists!!"
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Punished Cat Guy (extra punished Cenobite version) @majimaspace.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
IT IS HORRIFYING
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Le Snooze. Photo from my collection, no date/info.
Black-and-white photo of a long-haired white cat lying on a worn wooden deck step. It appears to be sleeping happily.
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Maureen Johnson @maureenjohnsonbooks.com · 14/10/2026
AUTHORS: REJECT AI. NO DEAL. SOA: So what I'm hearing is that you want us to say more about our AI deal.
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Punished Cat Guy (extra punished Cenobite version) @majimaspace.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
It’s been a good day What’s gonna go wrong
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Rob Cruickshank @robcruickshank.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Squirrel! In the kitchen
A package of rye crisps with the corner gnawed
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Punished Cat Guy (extra punished Cenobite version) @majimaspace.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Victor: yes yes I love it. But is it art? (The answer is yes)
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Punished Cat Guy (extra punished Cenobite version) @majimaspace.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
When the tuna gogurt goes hard
An orange tabby cat on his hind legs looking absolutely unhinged with his green eyes crossed as he slurps a Churu straight from the tube so eagerly that he has it all over his nose and chest too. He might literally die without it.
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Punished Cat Guy (extra punished Cenobite version) @majimaspace.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Jesus Christ, I need a haircut already again. I look like I crawled out of the dumpster behind the Applebee’s after a Mormon kegger
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Punished Cat Guy (extra punished Cenobite version) @majimaspace.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Because America hates fat people. Pharma also would rather push them as weight loss drugs and give people discounts to lose weight that they don’t necessarily need to than allow diabetics who depend on them to get them at a reasonable price because they know we don’t have a choice
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Punished Cat Guy (extra punished Cenobite version) @majimaspace.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Nurse reply: “your vision loss is concerning, you should go to the ER” and I was like LADY I JUST CAME FROM THE HOSPITAL!!! Chad Dr knows this has happened before! He told me to message him with my A1c!! I’m not going BACK to the ER over an issue whose fix is to SIGN OFF ON MY INSULIN REFILL GODDAMN
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Punished Cat Guy (extra punished Cenobite version) @majimaspace.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I was incorrect! But I’m excited to know I was in the ballpark!
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Punished Cat Guy (extra punished Cenobite version) @majimaspace.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
My favorite part of this whole Astarion debacle has been the absolute dogshit post whining that TK had NO BUSINESS writing the book because she FAILED TO ROMANCE HIM so she CANT POSSIBLY TRULY UNDERSTAND HIM as if the only way to know about a video game character is to simp for him
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[Spooky Name Placeholder] @mxlabradorite.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
What's that one tumblr post? Sometimes a fanfiction is an angry-worded letter, sometimes it's 95 theses nailed to a door?
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Alex de Campi @alexdecampi.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
C’mon, when REAL fans hate a tie-in novel, they go write a 250,000-word fix-it on AO3 for free. Wusses.
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Punished Cat Guy (extra punished Cenobite version) @majimaspace.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
The OG
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Sophia Golden: Have I given you any indication?
Alt: Sophia Petrillo says “Have I given you any indication at all that I care?”
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Punished Cat Guy (extra punished Cenobite version) @majimaspace.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Demolition Man or Dredd
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Punished Cat Guy (extra punished Cenobite version) @majimaspace.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Tell me you’ve never see a person give birth without saying you’ve never seen a person give birth
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Jeremy Yoder says no war @jbyoder.org · 14/10/2026
What I would give to sleep like a little cat who cannot even fit the concept of university administration in her head
A little tabby cat curled up asleep on a rumpled knit blanket
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Punished Cat Guy (extra punished Cenobite version) @majimaspace.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
“Low Cost” in Austin. Someone got into the GOOD weed
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Punished Cat Guy (extra punished Cenobite version) @majimaspace.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Only once.
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Rachel Chatrooms @crabitha.slutmo.de · 13/10/2026
If you also would like to leave the mormon church without them siccing the whole squad of home teachers on you, please visit quitmormon.com
quitmormon.com
Quitmormon
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Punished Cat Guy (extra punished Cenobite version) @majimaspace.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Lettuce was so sweet and tender. It melted in my mouth and yet somehow had crunch and a ton of flavor. Harvesting at 21 days was perfect. The dressing was a little sharp but I may have added a hair too much miso. It may taste different tomorrow! I did not bleed grating carrots. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ GOOD JOB ME
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