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M. Majeris

@majeris.com
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An aspiring sci-fi writer. Lives in Vilnius, Lithuania. Author (WIP): DESYNCED. A geeky present-day sci-fi. Substack: majeris.substack.com Goodreads: www.goodreads.com/author/show/60881…

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M. Majeris @majeris.com · 11/08/2026
The first chapter of Pits of Titan—our ambitious collective writing show—lands in just a few hours. #booksky #sci-fi #horror #wrriting
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M. Majeris @majeris.com · 23/07/2026
Book cover: The Artificial Quill by Ellis Elms.
Features a golden quill dissolving into digits.
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M. Majeris @majeris.com · 03/07/2026
If you expect to have a free hour or so this weekend, grab an e-copy of Perfectopia — my near-future super dark dystopian sci-fi. It's just $.99 on Amazon (or free on KU). www.amazon.com/dp/B0GZCBHVFL
A cover for PERFECTOPIA by M. Majeris
In a perfect world, you are the imperfection.
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M. Majeris @majeris.com · 02/07/2026
We have rabbits, foxes, deer and even storks roam our yard like they own the place, but nothing makes me happier than this lil guy's visits.
A hedgehog on the grass.
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M. Majeris @majeris.com · 28/06/2026
The paddle board is out of the attic. Summer has finally dragged its hot ass to our neck of the woods.
A paddle board on a wooden terrace with forest in the background.
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M. Majeris @majeris.com · 05/06/2026
I finished Outer Worlds 2. What a disappointing meh experience. I’m this close to going for cleansing my palate with the FOURTH playthrough of Cyberpunk 2077 @cyberpunk.net . That’d be another 100+ hours of play and my wife would disown me, but mental health is more important. Right?
Posters for videogames Outer Worlds 2 and Cyberpunk 2077. The first one has an icon in style of Fallout vomiting superimposed on it. The second - poster has a happy smiling face.
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M. Majeris @majeris.com · 06/05/2026
Jannik is quietly judging you. #cats #catsofbluesky #gingerbraincell
Ginger cat looking down on from the second floor while hanging out from a railing bar.
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M. Majeris @majeris.com · 16/04/2026
Reddit experience in a nutshell. Yay to the trigger-happy mods.
A screenshot from Reddit with notices:
"You're currently banned from this community and can't comment on posts."
"Sorry, this post has been removed by the moderators of r/......."
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M. Majeris @majeris.com · 16/04/2026
POV: me waking up in the morning. #cats #gingerbraincell #catsofbluesky
Ginger cat looking down on the viewer.
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M. Majeris @majeris.com · 21/02/2026
Mechanics inspecting my bike before ride. #caturday
Two cats inspecting a bicycle.
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M. Majeris @majeris.com · 05/02/2026
Whoa. Wait. This is... unbelievable. 9th place in the 1st round of @nycmidnight.bsky.social #MicrofictionChallenge250
9th place for "Less than a minute" by M. Majeris in the Horror / Riding an elevator / less group of the first round of the NYC Midnight 250 word story competition.
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M. Majeris @majeris.com · 03/02/2026
Ducking autocorrect.
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M. Majeris @majeris.com · 26/01/2026
Your own, personal...
The ad says "I will act as jesus in a respectful, positive, and uplifting way". From 9 Euros.
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M. Majeris @majeris.com · 21/01/2026
The #AO watch squad.
Watching tennis with two cats.
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M. Majeris @majeris.com · 18/01/2026
A rare specimen of the Asstree.
A tree shaped like buttocks
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M. Majeris @majeris.com · 13/01/2026
First round of #AO qualifiers cleared by our guys. Go our guys! 🇱🇹
Results of an Australian Open match: J. Mikulskytė (LT) def. C. Rosatello (IT)Results of an Australian Open match: V. Gaubas (LT) def. N. Moreno De Alboran (US)
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M. Majeris @majeris.com · 06/01/2026
So, Google decided that russia has suffered enough and went back to displaying the Swampistan flags. Is there an emoticon depicting a face spitting at Pichai?
An order of play for Brisbane Open tennis tournament on Google, showing russian and belorussian flags.
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M. Majeris @majeris.com · 06/01/2026
#2 shitty doodle in Cybercat Punks #comic.
Cybercat Punks #2 Comic.

Panel #1
Cat sitting in a box: "This VR immercion chamber is preem!"

Panel#2
Another cat: "Move it, Sven. My turn now."

On the box: "Arasaka Cyberdeck, $999 (discounted from $3000)"
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M. Majeris @majeris.com · 26/12/2025
The older I get the more strange creative urges emerge of that head of mine. This time it's an attempt at a #comics and to hell with the fact that I have zero artistic skills or experience nor have a spare 2 hours I wasted on that shit.
A comic strip, showing two poorly drawn cats with implants on their eyes.

Cat #1: "Check out my new ocular implant from Kiroshi Optics with 10x zoom and food consistency analyzer"

Cat #2: "Cool"

Cat #1: "What's yours?"

Cat #2: "Genomväggseende"

Cat #1: [flabbergasted]

Cat #1: "IKEA?"

Cat #2: "Yes"
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M. Majeris @majeris.com · 24/12/2025
Say what now?
A popup asking: docs.google.com wants to look for and connect to any device on your local network.
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M. Majeris @majeris.com · 14/12/2025
Yum.
Graffiti: Melted processed cheese
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M. Majeris @majeris.com · 07/12/2025
Just submitted my entry to @nycmidnight.bsky.social #MicrofictionChallenge250. Never imagined that cramming even a tiny story into 250 words could be so challenging. Anyone else doing this?
The confirmation screen for NYC Midnight contest submission. The message says: Congratulations, you have successfully uploaded your story for the 250-word Microfiction Challenge 2025!
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M. Majeris @majeris.com · 04/12/2025
Anyone care to take a guess, which videogame is my favorite? ***cough *** @cyberpunk.net *** cough ***
Your top songs section of Spotify's 2025 wrapped report. All songs are from Cyberpunk 2077 soundtrack.
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M. Majeris @majeris.com · 04/12/2025
THIS is the kind of news that I miss.
Headline: Drunk raccoon found passed out in Virginia liquor store
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M. Majeris @majeris.com · 29/11/2025
Somewhere in Portugal ❤️🐈
A graffiti of a cat with a text in Portuguese Vivo aqui, respeita-me (I live here, respect me)
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M. Majeris @majeris.com · 23/11/2025
The latest in #cat beanie fashion.
A weirdly-colored cat on the street, looking like he's wearing a beanie.
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M. Majeris @majeris.com · 20/11/2025
You can feel the momentum building. You know it’s coming. You know it ain’t gonna be pretty when it bursts, but boy, this AI-crazed world needs a reality check. #AI
A graph from Google Trends showing rapid rise of interest in "AI bubble"
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M. Majeris @majeris.com · 13/11/2025
Um, a video version of the announcement.
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M. Majeris @majeris.com · 06/11/2025
Except for, you know, all the dead people...
Graffiti on the wall in a Portuguese city that says "COVID was cool"
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M. Majeris @majeris.com · 04/11/2025
This is what I get when I follow the Kindle store link 😬
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M. Majeris @majeris.com · 30/10/2025
What about the look on the two dudes in the background 😂
Two shocked dudes. Crop from a photo where Jannik Sinner is giving his racket to a young fan and these two are looking in envy.
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M. Majeris @majeris.com · 20/10/2025
Ugh, is it just me or Amazon is down, taking half of the web (and even my fucking iRobot) with it.
Error message on amazon.com: Sorry, something went wrong on our end.
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M. Majeris @majeris.com · 19/10/2025
First overnight frost. #Lithuania
Frost crystals on a surface.
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M. Majeris @majeris.com · 15/10/2025
This might be even cringier.
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M. Majeris @majeris.com · 14/10/2025
That exceedingly rare moment when ChatGPT reads the room correctly, and appropriately does not capitalize the name of a terrorist state.
ChatGPT answers a question with russia in lowercase while the names for all the other countries are uppercased.
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M. Majeris @majeris.com · 12/10/2025
What the actual... #books
Hardcover of "Satantango" by László Krasznahorka priced at $1,999 on Amazon
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M. Majeris @majeris.com · 11/10/2025
Jannik is being true to his name. #cats #caturday #catsofbluesky #gingerbraincell
A ginger cat hugging a tennis ball.
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M. Majeris @majeris.com · 08/10/2025
F I N A L L Y! Thanks @zed.dev
Email from @zed.dev:

Hello!

Keeping this short because we've kept you waiting long enough. Heh.

Windows Beta is finally here! You can access the build below.
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M. Majeris @majeris.com · 06/10/2025
Finalmente hay algo de éxito en mi vida.
Duolingo badge: "I'm on a 1000 day Learning streak!"
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M. Majeris @majeris.com · 04/10/2025
My back hurts, I've torn hamstrings during tennis two weeks ago, maybe I'll get sitting tickets to a concert for a better view. The view:
A guy obstructs the stage during The Offspring concert.
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M. Majeris @majeris.com · 22/09/2025
I must be playing the wrong games.
Article caption: Games and Ghibli films boost youth happiness, study finds.

Image: Zelda characters watching "My Neighbor Totoro" on TV.
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M. Majeris @majeris.com · 15/09/2025
Third (and final; promise!) playthrough of @cyberpunk.net came out at well under 100h. Mainly due to skipped dialogs and dropped classic ending(s) in favor of one from Phantom Liberty. Male V this time cuz I wanted to romance Panam instead of Judy for a change.
The save game screen for Cyberpunk 2077.
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M. Majeris @majeris.com · 05/09/2025
Frida at 6:00am. Plans for the day are being formulated. Bushes to be walked through. Neighborhood dogs to be taunted. Ticks to be collected. And most importantly, naps to be had under the house. #cats #catsofbluesky
Cat Frida on the deck, looking out at forest.
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M. Majeris @majeris.com · 28/08/2025
🐈 The newest member of our household—a ginger rescue who goes by Jannik (yes, I watch too much tennis). #cats #catsofbluesky
A ginger cat lying sprawled on a couch.
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M. Majeris @majeris.com · 24/08/2025
And... done! Congrats to @marcelionis.com #KillerNashville
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M. Majeris @majeris.com · 17/08/2025
Catching up on Iga 🇵🇱 action between the flights in Chicago. First set done. 🤞 for Jasmine 🇮🇹 vs Iga 🇵🇱 finals to tomorrow. #CincyTennis
Watching the women's semifinal of Cincinnati Open in a bar in Chicago airport.
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M. Majeris @majeris.com · 17/08/2025
Looks like my wish for #CincyTennis final was granted, validating the ticket purchase 👌
Result board for Sinner (w) vs Atmane and Zverev vs Alcaraz (w) for Cincinnati Open semi-finals.
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M. Majeris @majeris.com · 14/08/2025
Lol, I absolutely had to go and verify this.
Asking Meta AI a question: What app would you recommend for a truly secure and private messaging?

The answer provides a list of apps with Signal at the top.Follow up question: And if you had to choose one?

Answer: If I had to choose one, I'd recommend *Signal*. It's widely considered one of the most secure and private messaging apps available, with end-to-end encryption, disappearing messages, and a strong focus on user privacy. Plus, it's free, open-source, and regularly audited for security vulnerabilities. Many experts and users trust Signal for its simplicity, effectiveness, and commitment to protecting user data.
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M. Majeris @majeris.com · 25/07/2025
Headline: "Starting today, UK adults will have to prove their age to access porn online." VPN providers:
A meme image showing Anthony Adams rubbing his palms.
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M. Majeris @majeris.com · 09/07/2025
Little fella secretly hitched a 60km ride with us today. #Lithuania
A snail on a car.
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