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Maj - 🇨🇦 @maj.cosocial.ca.ap.brid.gy · 9h

A little early for Peek Goose but they were a big, noisey bunch. #quebec #birds

Maj - 🇨🇦 @maj.cosocial.ca.ap.brid.gy · 16/10/2026

Welp, that didn't take long! We now know that 1 Zacharia = 0.45 Scaramucci. Best used for very, very small durations of press secretary […] [Original post on cosocial.ca]

Guardian screenshot:
19.10 BST
White House official confirms Zacharia is 'transitioning out’
from role press secretary
And just like that, a White House official confirms to the Guardian that Katie
Zacharia is “transitioning out” from her role as White House press secretary.

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Maj - 🇨🇦 @maj.cosocial.ca.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026

Hardware store employee was kind enough to demonstrate the napability of various welcome mats. #catsofmastodon

Kitty sleeping on a stack of welcome mats in a product display.

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Maj - 🇨🇦 @maj.cosocial.ca.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026

It's so nice that Montreal's cones get some hard earned time off to relax in the Townships. #montreal #humour

A clearing in the forest with a picnic table and two tall orange traffic cones typical of Montreal construction zones.

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Maj - 🇨🇦 @maj.cosocial.ca.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026

I'm trying to reply to an important work email and GMail wants me to start it with "Hello Beautiful" Like, it knows this is a work email. #meirl #ui #email

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Maj - 🇨🇦 @maj.cosocial.ca.ap.brid.gy · 24/09/2026

I always feel at home amongst the Wide Stance Between Car metro gang.

Photo of the floor of the connecting bit of a metro car with three pairs of wide set feet

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Maj - 🇨🇦 @maj.cosocial.ca.ap.brid.gy · 17/09/2026

@evan it was such a nice but of sidewalk except for this guy. So I came home.

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Maj - 🇨🇦 @maj.cosocial.ca.ap.brid.gy · 13/09/2026

Last Saturday night with this part of Mont Royal Ave open for pedestrians. #FuckCars #montreal #SaturdayNight

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Maj - 🇨🇦 @maj.cosocial.ca.ap.brid.gy · 31/08/2026

@evan I DID! We've had La Belleza for a few years now!

Photo of a crumbling plaster bust of a woman in the coner of a yard

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Maj - 🇨🇦 @maj.cosocial.ca.ap.brid.gy · 28/08/2026

Just me going to check what major bodies of water are called on different maps. #maps #uspol #canada

Screenshot of Lake Ontario, labelled correctly.

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Maj - 🇨🇦 @maj.cosocial.ca.ap.brid.gy · 27/08/2026

Ok, but, realistically just how important can a message from my Roomba actually be? #meirl

Screenshot of notification:
Important notice from iRobot.
There is an important message
waiting for you in the Message
Center

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Maj - 🇨🇦 @maj.cosocial.ca.ap.brid.gy · 24/08/2026

Powerful motivation for my Monday morning! (Side note: I've been trying to get unsubscribed from these for weeks...) #meirl #productivity

Hi Michele Jenkins,

You're 0% of the way to
your goals! Reflect on your
progress so far.

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Maj - 🇨🇦 @maj.cosocial.ca.ap.brid.gy · 18/08/2026

Via Rail charging $7 fee if I want to face forward. Seems like I'm paying a penalty for suffering from (occasional) motion sickness? No charge for the backwards facing seats... #trains #travel #capitalism #viarail #canada

Screenshot of train car diagram with seat selected. Text reads "Forward Facing Window $7"

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Maj - 🇨🇦 @maj.cosocial.ca.ap.brid.gy · 05/08/2026

Anyone else remember these guys? I was fascinated by the post apocalypse broken up moon. No reason. #moon #80s #saturdayMorningCartoons

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Maj - 🇨🇦 @maj.cosocial.ca.ap.brid.gy · 21/07/2026

AND WHY?? WHY IS THE WORLD SO DANGEROUS FOR AMERICANS??? Huh, State Department?? #uspol #travel #gooseChaseMeme

US State Department Social Media post - Worldwide Caution Alert

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Maj - 🇨🇦 @maj.cosocial.ca.ap.brid.gy · 10/07/2026

Earlier this year I decided to see more independent cinema and plays. I was super excited about Fucktoys and it didn't disappoint! It was funny and weird and crazy. #fucktoys #movies #films

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Maj - 🇨🇦 @maj.cosocial.ca.ap.brid.gy · 08/07/2026

Oh, I just noticed the new Featured Tags. I love this. I was actually going to hardcode those into my pinned post (like folks do on Tumblr) glad I don't need to. #mastodon #ux

Screenshot of mastodon user account with Featured Tags links

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Maj - 🇨🇦 @maj.cosocial.ca.ap.brid.gy · 06/07/2026

Totally lucked into this great shot of our neighborhood Fisher Eagle with prey (rabbit? a hge fish??) #birds

Distant phone of large bird of prey flying over a field with something in it's claw.s

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Maj - 🇨🇦 @maj.cosocial.ca.ap.brid.gy · 29/06/2026

Working remotely or not remotely working, am I right? #meirl

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Maj - 🇨🇦 @maj.cosocial.ca.ap.brid.gy · 26/06/2026

Look, you're just not going to get to every task every day, which is why it's so important to prioritize. #meirl #productivity #sins

Screenshot of ToDo App
Today
3/7 A
pride
wrath
greed
lust
gluttony
sloth
envy

+ Add sub-task

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Maj - 🇨🇦 @maj.cosocial.ca.ap.brid.gy · 18/06/2026

Can't resist a good Tumblr screenshot of a BS post about social media. #socialmedia #tumblr

"fiction normalizes—" idk abt any of that
but | think social media has normalized absolutely batshit behavior and social
conventions that are inconceivable to anyone that is actually well-balanced
and thriving in the real world and that's a bigger problem than fiction will ever
be

11:45 AM - Jun 3, 2026

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Maj - 🇨🇦 @maj.cosocial.ca.ap.brid.gy · 29/05/2026

@evan I started at the wrong end of your thread and was wondering which song it was from... #lorde #lorde

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Maj - 🇨🇦 @maj.cosocial.ca.ap.brid.gy · 27/05/2026

I googled a line which a social media post claims is from a translated Egyptian stele to see if there was a better source for it and AI told me to go to L'Avenue (a touristy bistro down the street which I avoid). #generativeAI #google #epicurious #citation #weredoomed

Google: Do not weary of drinking, eating, getting intoxicated and making love! Make holiday!

Al Overview

Cheers to that! It's an excellent philosophy, and if you are looking to put it into action

right here in Le Plateau-Mont-Royal, you have some of the best food, drinks, and

nightlife in the city right outside your door.

Here is a quick guide to making the most of your holiday in the neighborhood:

+ Epicurean Feasting: For stellar BYOB dining, grab a table at L'Avenue on Mont-
Royal for an unforgettable brunch, or head to Schwartz's Deli (just a short walk
south) for Montreal's legendary smoked meat.

+ Drink & Get Intoxicated: The Plateau is famous for its vibrant bar scene. Sip world-
class cocktails at L'Gros Luxe, grab a local Quebec craft pint at Vices & Versa on
Saint-Laurent, or enjoy a cozy, intimate vibe at Le Lab.

+ Make Holiday: Take a romantic or leisurely stroll up to the lookout at Mount Royal
Park to watch the sunset, then wander the shaded paths of La Fontaine Park.

Always pace yourself, and enjoy the holiday!

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Maj - 🇨🇦 @maj.cosocial.ca.ap.brid.gy · 06/05/2026

There is zero chance I'm not going to freak the fuck out over a siren at some point between 9-4 today. #montreal #meirl

gH = Q @
Notices and alerts

Siren tests - Today from
9a.m.to4 p.m.
Published May 6, 2026 - 7:34 am
+ The sirens of multiple factories will be tested today, 05/06/2026,
from 9am. to4 p.m.
+ These sirens are used to indicate a toxic leak from a factory and
inform residents that they should seek shelter.
+ Today, this is just a test. You don't need to do anything in
particular.
* There is no danger to your health or safety.

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Maj - 🇨🇦 @maj.cosocial.ca.ap.brid.gy · 26/04/2026

Last post I'll do on this one but now it's all over the place, and no there's not much rhythm or reason, just slapping suffixes about Willy nilly...

Screenshot:

hate when you’re waiting for the green

man like some pedestriancel and you

get absolutely jaywalkmogged by a

rightofwaychad. fuck

3:39 PM - 24 Apr 26 - 1.9M Views

7135 Reposts 356 Quotes 94.8K Likes

4,429 Bookmarks

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Maj - 🇨🇦 @maj.cosocial.ca.ap.brid.gy · 23/04/2026

I'd come across a handful of these overly literal meme captions in the last week on Insta but only just now clocked that they are AI generated joke explainers! Duh, also ugh. #instagram #aislop #memes #sigh

The scene became widely shared online for its
exaggerated take on addiction and its deadpan
delivery, with the humor coming from alien
characters reacting to human habits with extreme
intensity. It later evolved into a viral meme format
used to represent overindulgence,
self-destructive behavior, or ironic obsession,
helping cement the moment as one of the show's
most recognizable comedic clips. {os}

April 6

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Maj - 🇨🇦 @maj.cosocial.ca.ap.brid.gy · 15/02/2026

Boo. If you're going to offer discount seats with a minimum height, they ought to also let some of shorties just sit on the edge of the stage or something... no fair. #meirl #mildlyinfuriating

Theatre ticket purchase with "Recommended minimum height 1.80 meters.

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Maj - 🇨🇦 @maj.cosocial.ca.ap.brid.gy · 07/02/2026

I get a lot of bra ads on commercial platforms. Like A LOT. But this is the first one that highlighted the fact that I can CLEAN HOUSE in this one. Thank goodness I will have good posture while I vacuum. #advertising #feminism #meirl

Bra ad proclaiming "No more overheating. Posture correction. Perfect for cleaning"

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Maj - 🇨🇦 @maj.cosocial.ca.ap.brid.gy · 04/02/2026

Reminder: you can quickly add ad hoc filters if want to take a break from certain topics for your mental health. #feditips

Screenshot of a toot hidden by a filter displaying "Matches filter "ick""

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Maj - 🇨🇦 @maj.cosocial.ca.ap.brid.gy · 22/01/2026

We made it! But why does it feel like it takes so much longer to warm and lighten up than it did to get cold and dark?? #sun #season #hope #northernHemisphere

You Made It Through the 10 darkest weeks of the year.

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Maj - 🇨🇦 @maj.cosocial.ca.ap.brid.gy · 21/01/2026

Working for the weekend but this is the weekend! #weather #work #weekend

Weather report showing a low of -28C Saturday

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Maj - 🇨🇦 @maj.cosocial.ca.ap.brid.gy · 13/01/2026

I do not as a rule wear shirts that say things on them, but I am absolutely making an exception for "weaponized gangs of wine moms using antifa tactics" Someone make us a logo real fast! #antifa #winemoms #tshirt

Fox News & - Follow HQ

STOP THE MADNESS: "What we are seeing across the

country as organized gangs of wine moms use Antifa tactics

to harass and impede ICE agents is not civil disobedience. It

isn't even protest. It's just crime," writes David Marcus.

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