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“Maid of Diamonds, at your disposal.” idk come back later bro i'm not making a strawpage rn. i'm cooling rn

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temmie @tuyoki.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
tem make mini carrot cakes
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temmie @tuyoki.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
tem offer healing potion
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𝙼♢ @maidofdiamonds.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
dietary hysteria has reached a point where the lore of johnny johnny yes papa could be brought to the discussion with multiple viewpoints btw
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𝙼♢ @maidofdiamonds.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
i would automatically trust anyone whos favourite animal is seals. it feels like a lawful good animal, can't even make the "oh they like cute stuff but they're awful ahahah" joke No i think anyone who likes seals could have access to my address and bank account and nothing would go wrong
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𝙼♢ @maidofdiamonds.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
it's too cold to go outside when i want to anymore so i'm just going to start looking at clipart of the sun. i really like this one
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Saloni | chaioverdose.com @chaioverdose.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Tired of productivity bros on YouTube being like “This ONE hack increased my productivity 10000%” and it is literally a bullet journal/planner/to-do list
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𝙼♢ @maidofdiamonds.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
"camera" folder of gallery currently goes - skibidi toilet halloween costume - my boobs - cool river i forgot was near my house - "calories count" on the front of a vending machine - hat it is a great time to be alive
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𝙼♢ @maidofdiamonds.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
dunno when this became a Photographing Shit I Find Funny In Stores account but boy do i love doing such a thing
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𝙼♢ @maidofdiamonds.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
sure, why not. who wouldn't want to dress up as this
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𝙼♢ @maidofdiamonds.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
it's just another entrance to the ride
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𝙼♢ @maidofdiamonds.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
why do they have to call it this
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𝙼♢ @maidofdiamonds.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
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𝙼♢ @maidofdiamonds.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
first time at spirit halloween
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𝙼♢ @maidofdiamonds.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
it is important that i stay alive and wake up tomorrow because i need to know what the sun looks like every day. he's rather fashionable
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𝙼♢ @maidofdiamonds.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
sun was nice this morning
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𝙼♢ @maidofdiamonds.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
@chrisavt.bsky.social this one reminded me of you, good job
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𝙼♢ @maidofdiamonds.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Social Media Urge but algorithms are actually shit for me these days twitter shows me people killing themselves and youtube explains to me why I should kill myself. where did all the minecraft mod reviews go
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𝙼♢ @maidofdiamonds.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
fortunately it doesn't seem i Can locate most discord friend accounts. i am in a tumblr society and have already spilled blood on my tumblr account it's so over
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melli's husband and theyfriend @oniaano.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
*wii sports guy voice* Gay Sex !
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𝙼♢ @maidofdiamonds.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
i should probably.. like.. actually let people In Here so the account fulfills the point of "optional window to my thoughts if people care about what i'm doing" but last time i tried that i had my personality flanderized to utter nonsense
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𝙼♢ @maidofdiamonds.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
i am So Close.
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𝙼♢ @maidofdiamonds.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
this morning i woke up and said "tomorrow i will eat cake" and lo and behold i discovered the last slice of cake has Disappeared. though i suppose it is less disappointing to be informed of today, rather than saturday evening when i originally Planned to eat it
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𝙼♢ @maidofdiamonds.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
something wicked this way comes
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𝙼♢ @maidofdiamonds.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
yep i still don't make good layouts. whatever
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𝙼♢ @maidofdiamonds.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
oh That was the password to this account. what's
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𝙼♢ @maidofdiamonds.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
men would rather watch foreign cartoons for little girls than go to therapy
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𝙼♢ @maidofdiamonds.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
egomaniac demanding praises like a deity x guy who misinterprets their request and praises them like a bottom inste
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𝙼♢ @maidofdiamonds.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
i think it's real funny that the only part of the day i look forward to is the part where i get to sleep and then i finally get to lay down and my body keeps me awake for an additional 4 to 20 hours before i can
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𝙼♢ @maidofdiamonds.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
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a man in a red shirt and black pants is standing in a room .
ALT: a man in a red shirt and black pants is standing in a room .
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𝙼♢ @maidofdiamonds.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
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a girl is walking down stairs with a pink bag
ALT: a girl is walking down stairs with a pink bag
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
My eight year old suggests that we just have TikTok every other day and, honestly, yes.
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nightmargin @nightmargin.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
I think the thing about "practicing" when it comes to any sort of skill is that people often talk about it as if it takes place in a hyperbolic time stasis chamber instead of a physical activity that takes up whatever precious free time you might have while also wearing down your body
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𝙼♢ @maidofdiamonds.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
whew! time for a nice 8 hours of sleep! i say as a vivid daydream opens, my heart starts pounding, every bit of sound gets louder, and the hallway light brightens for the next 6 hours. when will i learn
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nightmargin @nightmargin.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
i only know 3 things about moomin and here’s two of them #castleofnations
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𝙼♢ @maidofdiamonds.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
i lijke girls
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KD📚🌎🌊🇺🇸 @kdnerak33.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Anyone looking to ban a book from a school should have to prove they read it by presenting a book report to the school committee.
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tobyfox @tobyfox.undertale.com · 11/01/2025
Thirsty
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Little aliens forever @lilalienz4ever.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
"are you mad at me" asks flug with a sad face, in the distance is a more humanoid flug with sopping sad crying anime eyes
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Jacqs @fooyoo2.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
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𝙼♢ @maidofdiamonds.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
i'm normal until i'm looking up youtube searches like "how to tie a tie", "how to walk in heels", "how to boil an egg", "how to apply eyeshadow" then i remember how much of a cryptid i am to society
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𝙼♢ @maidofdiamonds.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
i'm cooked if anyone else i know finds this account how do i even explain half of the shit on here
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𝙼♢ @maidofdiamonds.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
i lied i fear. a psychiatrist hate to see me comin
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John Leguizamo @johnleguizamo.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Just sayin’
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𝙼♢ @maidofdiamonds.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
after a few days of smashing and a lot of passing i've concluded that my taste in fictional character amounts to "just a chill guy who lowkey faces the horrors"
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𝙼♢ @maidofdiamonds.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
i'm not mentally ill anymore guys. demure december starts NOW!!!
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Morgan J Freeman @mjfree.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
I just lost a dramatic battle with a chocolate coffee cake.
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Oma-Rox6474.bksy.social @rox64-74.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
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Little aliens forever @lilalienz4ever.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
flug with a little wizard outfit on, they are holding a staff with a bunch of doodads and trinkets tied to it
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cécile @haraiva.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
i hate accidentally typing "~" instead of "!" at the end of sentences... makes me feel like im an evil love interest in bad fanfiction
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