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Maia the 🐝

@maiarose.bsky.social
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Halfie FilAm 🐝 with Opinions. Queer A-spec lesbian.🌿Chemist. She/them. Unstable Marshmallow. Can't be contained in a 5x5 grid. I've never been a natural all I do is try try try.

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Maia the 🐝 @maiarose.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
It’s the year of our lord 2026 and @tspofnutmeg.bsky.social is still spreading the good word of Alexander Freed’s novelization of rogue one
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al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 01/01/2026
i can’t believe it has been 2016 for ten years
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Maia the 🐝 @maiarose.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Are the bandages cause Aetos is still plucking out his liver every day cause he still can’t go against Zeus but they just do it real fast and move on with their lives??
Prometheus the titan of foresight and his former torturer golden eagle familiar aetos from Hades 2. Prometheus has bandages wrapped around his waist and a forever burnt hand. Text say “your lord uncle had me bound to a mountain for aeons, so that aetos here could feast upon my flesh for all that time. Aetos came around eventually, but Zeus…? He never shall”
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Maia the 🐝 @maiarose.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
happy thanksgiving I got to the hades II credits this morning cause I still got up at the same time as always hashtag grateful
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Maia the 🐝 @maiarose.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Alright y’all it’s time
Purchase confirmation screen for Hades II on the switch

I’ve been super hyperfixated on tennis since us open but now the season is almost over so I’ve got brain space again
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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
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Maia the 🐝 @maiarose.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
AP called it!! (Sorry decisiondesk I’m old school and don’t trust anyone else)
Zohran Mamdani wins nyc mayoral race announcement with race called by the associated press highlighted
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Maia the 🐝 @maiarose.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
I’m not sure I like James Gunn’s style with Superman it feels weird tonally
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Maia the 🐝 @maiarose.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Eff I put on the Cubs game right as Milwaukee went up 6-1 Maybe I should turn it back off
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Maia the 🐝 @maiarose.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
W
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Maia the 🐝 @maiarose.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Excited to update my fall 2025 playlist with the TLOAS songs that immediately grab me and stressing that it’ll be none of them
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Maia the 🐝 @maiarose.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Between last night's incredible semis and today's doubles final and men's semis I just don't see how I can be expected to focus on anything other than tennis today
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Maia the 🐝 @maiarose.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Someone should have told me bear mccreary did the music for foundation I would've started it sooner!
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Maia the 🐝 @maiarose.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Might fuck around and reread the Abhorsen books. Tim Curry's narration is so good
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Maia the 🐝 @maiarose.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Me at noon: ok after this meeting I'm going to lock in and get work done Taylor Swift at noon: lol you thought
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Maia the 🐝 @maiarose.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
What's your current hyperfixation song? For I Am Death by The Pretty Reckless has had me in a chokehold since Friday
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Maia the 🐝 @maiarose.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Found out at my dentist appt that I have a cracked tooth and now that I know, I'm so aware of my mouth which just makes me want to clench and grind my teeth more 😭
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Maia the 🐝 @maiarose.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Man if you told my 2012 self the primary place on the internet we'd end up hanging out in in 2025 is reddit she'd be so floored Do we think the Mayans were right?
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Maia the 🐝 @maiarose.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Eldest daughter shit is picking your sisters health insurance plans for them bc they get overwhelmed by options and charts
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Maia the 🐝 @maiarose.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
She really said this one's for the disc horse machine with CANCELLED!
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Maia the 🐝 @maiarose.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
I can't believe you still can't save drafts on this site
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Maia the 🐝 @maiarose.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Fuck.
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Maia the 🐝 @maiarose.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
KillMe.mp3 is such a banger ty Hayley Williams for this geocities realness
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Matt Ortega @mattortega.com · 18/07/2025
Colbert's show will end 20 years after he pissed off everybody in Washington by sticking it to Bush and the shitty DC press corps to their faces.
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Stephen Colbert Roasts Bush at 2006 White House Correspondents Dinner
YouTube video by Political Comedy
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
One last thing on this for the moment: Scorched Earth Conan was incredible TV for a few weeks, and Scorched Earth Conan's enemy was fucking Jay Leno. Scorched Earth Colbert should be really good TV.
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Maia the 🐝 @maiarose.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
I AM BEREFT
New York times breaking news CBS cancels late night with Stephen Colbert and late night all together probably cause of pressure from the administration threatening to not let the paramount merger go through with Colbert's outspokenness still on the channel
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Maia the 🐝 @maiarose.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
I like to horrify the youths with the time I got lost in Iowa farmland for 12 hours thanks to terrible flood detour signs. My atlas did not have directions for me 😔 I had a compass and a vague idea of which direction I needed to go
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Maia the 🐝 @maiarose.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Asparagus in asparagus season is truly elite Lightly pan fried with flaky salt and olive oil and a bit of lemon 🤌🏽
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Maia the 🐝 @maiarose.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Chappell please I need more lesbian country
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Maia the 🐝 @maiarose.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
I still got my CD this album shaped me
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Maia the 🐝 @maiarose.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
The whiplash from yay chess revival to they cast who for what now??
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Maia the 🐝 @maiarose.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
We saw sinners again. Still slaps.
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Maia the 🐝 @maiarose.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
I just feel like the last of us would be way more interesting if Ellie and Joel were wrestling w/the ramifications of him saving her You know, the way the s2 trailer that plays whenever you watch things on max heavily implies it does You don't have to keep things the same as the source material
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Maia the 🐝 @maiarose.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Despondent about how we can't have TV that lasts anymore. Can't trust any streamer or network
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Maia the 🐝 @maiarose.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Finally watched a complete unknown (2024) and my main takeaways are I still yearn to go to Newport Folk Fest but I really wish I'd gone that time in 2015 I had a last minute opportunity to go and didn't ☹️ and I'm excited for Elle Fanning as Effie Trinket her face is just so expressive
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Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Look. There are so many lessons packed into “Sinners” but surely one of them is that pleasure is sacred and giving pleasure to someone else is holy.
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Maia the 🐝 @maiarose.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Everyone was right about sinners
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Maia the 🐝 @maiarose.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
The group chat going through it today
Family NYT Games group chat where everyone got x/6 for today's wordle
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Maia the 🐝 @maiarose.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Three pairs of shoes for a 36 hour trip seems right
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Maia the 🐝 @maiarose.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
I love when I see other people stopped on the sidewalk trying to get a shot of the nice sky or the yappy bird in the tree or the way the blooms are so different from yesterday like ahh yes, lovely to see my people are out and about this fine afternoon
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Maia the 🐝 @maiarose.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
You ever go across the country just* to get a sandwich? *ok fine there was one other reason but this was most important
Neopol smokery smoked salmon BLT with apple added
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Maia the 🐝 @maiarose.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
I can tell I'm ready to move again bc the Chicago Pope humor got old after the first round
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Mark @tolecover.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Chicago Pope's here
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Maia the 🐝 @maiarose.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Pope pope pope
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Maia the 🐝 @maiarose.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
This is what my sister uses me for. Hi I'm mAIa
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Maia the 🐝 @maiarose.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
You ever miss the handle and just grab the hot pan?
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Helena Fitzgerald @hellafitzgerald.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
this essay is so brilliant and so deeply deserving all of the commotion in the world, you should read it already www.eater.com/24162871/foo...
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The Food That Makes You Gay
Too many people grow up fearing what food might reveal about themselves. Maybe it’s time we embrace self-discovery.
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Maia the 🐝 @maiarose.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
tfw you have to text someone you haven't texted in months and you see your last exchange was just you crashing out 🫣 Being bipolar and hyperverbal when I'm manic this happens a lot and it's embarrassing every damned time lol
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Jul*an @jmill26.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
The mother fucking Boss.
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C. ♡ @charnotshar.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Brian Tyree Henry has arrived to the #MetGala #fashionsky
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