Reposted by Marcus Wessonceej @ceej.online · 06/04/2026extremely bad time for an astronaut to find out he's a werewolf 10360241060
Marcus Wesson @mahhcus.bsky.social · 29/03/2026Ironically, I bought this at a thrift shop in Atlanta. Of all places. 010
Reposted by Marcus WessonMarcus Wesson @mahhcus.bsky.social · 08/02/2026Happy Hex Code #000000 History Month 318416
Marcus Wesson @mahhcus.bsky.social · 01/02/2026This has to be a joke. Probably to see who shows up so attendees can get wedgied by Bernie and AOC jumping out of the bushes. 030
Reposted by Marcus WessonDan Froomkin/Press Watch/Heads Up News @froomkin.bsky.social · 25/01/2026Kudos to the NYT editor who took “Appears to” out of the lead headline (finally) 18397361935
Reposted by Marcus WessonLorennaCleary.bsky.social @lorennacleary.bsky.social · 18/01/2026The absolute accuracy of this. 1027288455051
Reposted by Marcus WessonBill Madden @maddenifico.bsky.social · 11/01/2026Fuck, yes! This young woman is amazing. 🙌💪👏✊️👇 12403175
Marcus Wesson @mahhcus.bsky.social · 12/01/2026Like the stormtroopers trying to navigate their speeders through the unfamiliar redwoods of Endor. 030
Reposted by Marcus WessonKen Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 07/01/2026The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028. 15888640821173
Marcus Wesson @mahhcus.bsky.social · 30/10/2025AI + Tarriffs = 🤮 apnews.com/article/layo...apnews.comLayoffs are piling up, raising worker anxiety. Here are some companies that have cut jobs recentlyIt's a tough time for the job market. Amid wider economic uncertainty, some analysts have said that businesses are at a “no-hire, no fire” standstill. 010
Marcus Wesson @mahhcus.bsky.social · 21/10/2025As a designer, my Kerning Alarm goes off when i see CJ Stroud’s or should I say, S T ROUD’s name @houstontexans.bsky.social 021
Marcus Wesson @mahhcus.bsky.social · 02/08/2025Kick ass sticker fighting for our environment from @altnps.bsky.social 020
Marcus Wesson @mahhcus.bsky.social · 01/07/2025My local car wash used to be packed. Now it’s severely understaffed and running pretty slowly. And only offering a couple of packages. #ICE #FDT 030
Marcus Wesson @mahhcus.bsky.social · 11/06/2025These violent Los Angeles protesters must be stopped. Look at this vandalism forcing me to hop and or scotch. 020
Marcus Wesson @mahhcus.bsky.social · 05/06/2025Someone should ask Elon how _exactly_ he helped Trump win the election. @cnn.com @wsj.com @nytimes.com @politico.com @60minutes.bsky.social 120
Marcus Wesson @mahhcus.bsky.social · 23/04/2025Why are my tax dollars advertising our border patrol capabilities on a bull riding competition? @reptedlieu.bsky.social @padilla.senate.gov 030
Reposted by Marcus WessonOregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 09/04/2025Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen 8859112628452
Marcus Wesson @mahhcus.bsky.social · 04/04/2025I watched a bit of Conan Without Borders. It’s the exact opposite of Anthony Bourdain’s No Reservations. Conan’s show is exactly what’s wrong with this country. They see a foreign country and make fun of it, while Bourdain goes in and appreciates the culture. Thanks for coming to my TedTalk. 000
Reposted by Marcus WessonJason Coupet @professajay.bsky.social · 03/04/2025You can totally see how this mf bankrupted a casino. 7955992410257
Reposted by Marcus WessonMina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 03/04/2025This was….five months ago 15955031913164
Reposted by Marcus WessonCory Booker @corybooker.com · 02/04/2025I may be tired and a little hoarse, but as I said again and again on the Senate floor, this is a moment where we cannot afford to be silent, when we must speak up. 1045813485419967
Marcus Wesson @mahhcus.bsky.social · 28/03/2025www.quora.com/What-do-you-...quora.comWhat do you think of the official Assassin's Creed account's response to Elon Musk?Answer: This is pretty funny, I gotta say. So, background first. A video game called Assassins Creed Shadow just came out, and it seems like it’s a good game. However, there was a lot of speculation ... 010
Marcus Wesson @mahhcus.bsky.social · 27/03/2025They should do it SNL skit where every time they cut back to him the flag gets bigger and the lies get even worse. 000
Marcus Wesson @mahhcus.bsky.social · 18/03/2025Well, there’s the racism but also there’s the drinking. www.texasstandard.org/stories/mili...texasstandard.orgThe military banned cultural awareness celebrations – except for St. Patrick’s DayWomen’s History Month and Black History Month are among those events no longer celebrated in the armed forces. 010
Marcus Wesson @mahhcus.bsky.social · 17/03/2025What you should do Mark, is round up all of these individuals and get them behind you as you speak in front of a podium, and talk about the damage he’s done to red states and blue states. It puts a face with the pain. 020
Marcus Wesson @mahhcus.bsky.social · 23/02/2025When nerds with no management skills try to do management. The opportunity for trolling skyrockets. 071
Marcus Wesson @mahhcus.bsky.social · 12/02/2025Quicker and more efficient headline for Discover Bank billboard: Accepted: Our cards in 99% of places nationwide. Not accepted: Calling it anything other than *the* 405. 130
Marcus Wesson @mahhcus.bsky.social · 10/02/2025That Jeep commercial monologue sounded like Harrison was reading a bunch of affirmation post-it notes. There was zero thread. The only line that made sense was the Ford line. They should’ve built it around that. But some client probably said “America”. 020
Marcus Wesson @mahhcus.bsky.social · 10/02/2025Someone call Jake from State Farm. Mahomes definitely has a claim or two. 010
Marcus Wesson @mahhcus.bsky.social · 03/02/2025This guy has access to our social security payments. Sweet dreams! 010
Marcus Wesson @mahhcus.bsky.social · 02/02/2025Blink and you’ll miss it. A #frolic tattoo on Mr. Drummond’s hand, from the video on Lumon’s LinkedIn #Severance 010
Marcus Wesson @mahhcus.bsky.social · 01/02/2025“I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party” 010
Marcus Wesson @mahhcus.bsky.social · 27/01/2025Brilliant trumpgolftrack.comtrumpgolftrack.comTrump Golf TrackTracking the number of days President Donald Trump spends his second term playing golf. 100
Reposted by Marcus WessonSin City Liberal @sincityliberal.bsky.social · 26/01/2025A 25% tariff on Colombia? Looks like your morning coffee and weekend cocaine is about to get a lot pricier. 89819
Marcus Wesson @mahhcus.bsky.social · 26/01/2025I will. Thanks especially because of this. www.digitalspy.com/movies/a6354...digitalspy.comWhy The Brutalist has a 15-minute intermission"It’s gotten more attention in a way than we expected it to." 000