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Rage Against the MAGA Machine

@mahanimal.bsky.social
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Guitar enthusiast 🎸 | Anti fascist 🚫 | Cat dad 😸 | Tortured Minnesota sports fan 🐺 #EndCitizensUnited “I think we’re all a bunch of weirdos on a quest to belong” - Aesop Rock

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Rage Against the MAGA Machine @mahanimal.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
I’m stuck in a vicious cycle of hating my job every day, spending the 6 hours after work worrying about what bullshit will await me the next day, wanting to quit but having no backup plan or safety net to bail to, can’t get any interviews internally with my company but also don’t want to start over
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Man Collapses from Exhaustion
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Rage Against the MAGA Machine @mahanimal.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
“Wow this bedroom would be a great place to put a bed!”
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Rage Against the MAGA Machine @mahanimal.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
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Caseoh Cooked Streamer Reaction
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Rage Against the MAGA Machine @mahanimal.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Shut up you Trump cuck
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Jeff Sharlet @jeffsharlet.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
I’d argue governors being denied access to federal law enforcement facilities in their state is part of what I call slow civil war.
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Rage Against the MAGA Machine @mahanimal.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
There it is 😂 bsky.app/profile/altn...
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Leslie J. Anderson @lesliejanderson.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
It is weird to hear “shots fired at the White House” and just feel kinda tired about it, right?
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Rage Against the MAGA Machine @mahanimal.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
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Rage Against the MAGA Machine @mahanimal.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Who’s to say he doesn’t have some under the table deal where they slide him like $5 billion to essentially surrender. He doesn’t give a flying fuck about the optics if it comes with a nice payday.
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Rage Against the MAGA Machine @mahanimal.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
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Bill Hader's Keith Morrison Eating Popcorn on SNL
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
The president posted 25 times today instead of attending his son's wedding celebration
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Rage Against the MAGA Machine @mahanimal.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
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Rick James: Cocaine's a Hell of a Drug
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Rage Against the MAGA Machine @mahanimal.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Four…
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Homer Simpson and Bart: Worst Day Of Your Life So Far
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Rage Against the MAGA Machine @mahanimal.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
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Mini-Me's Sarcastic "Right..." Reaction
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Rage Against the MAGA Machine @mahanimal.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
He’s going to say “SEE?! I told you I need my ballroom/bunker!!! Thank you for your attention to this matter”
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Rage Against the MAGA Machine @mahanimal.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
He skipped his sons wedding to shitpost on his own social network instead 💀💀💀
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Rage Against the MAGA Machine @mahanimal.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Fuck that 😂 call a spade a spade. Google “paradox of intolerance”. I’m done coddling these morons.
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Rage Against the MAGA Machine @mahanimal.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Screw Paramount. Cancel them accounts, they love pandering to pedophile presidents.
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💙💙💙💙Blue wave resistance💙💙💙💙 @eliminatethegop.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Someone explain to me like I’m five how a President using his own government to prevent tax audits into himself isn’t blatant corruption.
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 23/05/2026
Wow. They’re openly defending the deletion of DOJ records about a man accused in a child solicitation case who assaulted police on January 6. Truly the Epstein administration.
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Rage Against the MAGA Machine @mahanimal.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Can’t wait to see him in a Wolves jersey next season! He won’t be going too far at least 😂
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Rage Against the MAGA Machine @mahanimal.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Talk about being an elitist, doesn’t get much more elitist than this nonsense.
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Rage Against the MAGA Machine @mahanimal.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
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Rage Against the MAGA Machine @mahanimal.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
The face of a guy who’s simply McFuckin had it
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Rage Against the MAGA Machine @mahanimal.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
It’s ACAB til it’s NoCAB
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Rage Against the MAGA Machine @mahanimal.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Someone stole this jacket from me at a bar in St Cloud like 18 years ago… I have still never emotionally recovered.
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Rage Against the MAGA Machine @mahanimal.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
LOL….. LMAO even
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Rage Against the MAGA Machine @mahanimal.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
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a man in a dark room with the words we are absolutely cooked chat behind him
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Rage Against the MAGA Machine @mahanimal.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Donald Trump is a pedophile. Donald Trump is a pedophile. Donald Trump is a pedophile. Donald Trump is a pedophile. Donald Trump is a pedophile. Donald Trump is a pedophile. Donald Trump is a pedophile. Donald Trump is a pedophile. Donald Trump is a pedophile.
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Rage Against the MAGA Machine @mahanimal.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Bro is suing because he couldn’t use his fucking Twitter handle on ballots I’m dying 😂😂😂😂😂
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Rage Against the MAGA Machine @mahanimal.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
The GOP is literally just a bunch of carnival barkers, pedophiles, criminals and some of the absolute dumbest motherfuckers out there. Look no further than “The Shamwow Guy” being pissed at “the GOP Texas” for not letting him use his fuckin Twitter handle on the ballot
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Rage Against the MAGA Machine @mahanimal.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
I’ve had it with the pedophile president since 2016!
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Rage Against the MAGA Machine @mahanimal.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
There truly is no bottom to this reprehensible excuse of a human being.
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Rage Against the MAGA Machine @mahanimal.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
I thought my contempt for the dipshits that voted for him was abundantly clear? I guess I need to do better in that respect.
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Rage Against the MAGA Machine @mahanimal.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
We have too large a segment of our voting population that do literally no research and just vote on pure vibes these days. Woefully uneducated voters. Oh, and racist/sexist incels. Lot more of those than we had anticipated.
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Sarah Wood @sarahwood.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Good time to remind folks: I became a Democrat because of the Iraq War. And no, both parties aren’t the same. One party thinks I should be alive and have rights. The other would kill me and call me a fucking bitch while doing it. One seeks congressional approval. The other is Nazis.
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Rage Against the MAGA Machine @mahanimal.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Call it “emotional multitasking”
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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
who made this
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Rage Against the MAGA Machine @mahanimal.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
He plays basketball for a living…
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Rage Against the MAGA Machine @mahanimal.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Donald Trump is a pedophile Donald Trump is a pedophile Donald Trump is a pedophile Donald Trump is a pedophile Donald Trump is a pedophile Donald Trump is a pedophile Donald Trump is a pedophile Donald Trump is a pedophile Donald Trump is a pedophile Donald Trump is a pedophile
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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Listen closely to every word of this
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Rage Against the MAGA Machine @mahanimal.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
I mean, literally the oldest president sworn in at the time of inauguration. In a country famously chock full of old guys at the helm… makes sense.
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Rage Against the MAGA Machine @mahanimal.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
It’s ACAB until it’s NoCAB
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Rage Against the MAGA Machine @mahanimal.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Twins fan here, incredibly relatable lol
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Rage Against the MAGA Machine @mahanimal.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
I have been anti-fascist since the moment I learned what fascism was. Like, I was probably in 7th or 8th grade social studies and the teacher explained what it was and in that moment I was like “whoa that’s really bad. I’m anti that.”
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Rage Against the MAGA Machine @mahanimal.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Bears Front Office: “Thanks for hanging in there through some of the worst years in franchise history over the last decade+ Now that we had a good season and there’s some hope swirling about, how’s about a lot more money to be able to come see us play?! Too bad you don’t have a choice lol losers”
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Rage Against the MAGA Machine @mahanimal.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
My fiance has grown weary of my vocal stim being “BONE DIGGER BONE DIGGER”
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