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rizzo the rat 🫠✌🏻

@magspaggs.bsky.social
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30s. she/they. bisexual. whimsiful hater. ✨

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rizzo the rat 🫠✌🏻 @magspaggs.bsky.social · 10h
the ai commercials for game/gambling apps on HBO during the ALDS game are Weird and Bad and I hate it here.
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rizzo the rat 🫠✌🏻 @magspaggs.bsky.social · 11h
Bryan (Resident Evil) is appears I’ve grown quite fond of you. Papa’s orchard and all that jazz.
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Spooky Bri 👻 🎃 @cherishingstydia.bsky.social · 15h
Lmao I love this
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rizzo the rat 🫠✌🏻 @magspaggs.bsky.social · 19h
ugh the wooorst I hope it passes soon. luckily It’s not the most terrible because it’s on the right side and less debilitating it’s just annoying it’s been a week. like FREE ME.
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rizzo the rat 🫠✌🏻 @magspaggs.bsky.social · 19h
mini migraine day 7: when will my torment end. am I dying? is this the end?
gonzo blurry and the text The bone-deadening fatigue will soon start to take its toll.
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rizzo the rat 🫠✌🏻 @magspaggs.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
that’s literally a family.
buck and eddie and chris (9-1-1) eating dinner while a little boy (theo) plays with an inflatable dinosaur in the background
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rizzo the rat 🫠✌🏻 @magspaggs.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I have like four trips coming up and i’m definitely handling planning everything well
a bratz doll who looks like she’s gone through hell
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rizzo the rat 🫠✌🏻 @magspaggs.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
JW: Salem’s Lot (1979) directed by Tobe Hooper #filmsky #horrorsky #letterboxd 🎥🎬 boxd.it/gHvaJR
poster for salems lot. it says “the ultimate terror” at the top. there is a blue silhouette of a vampire behind a house
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Chanandler Bong @amyisverybusy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Don Bluth, 1979: Look, the world's a hellscape and the kids need to know a blue fairy won't come to save them. Disney: Sometimes it's a flying nanny. Bluth: No, they need to understand poverty, death, immigration, racism, anti-semitism & most importantly, the Bolsheviks revolution. Disney: Get out.
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rizzo the rat 🫠✌🏻 @magspaggs.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
NW: Salem’s Lot (1979) and having not read the book I would like know why every adaptation of this story is so unforgivably boring.
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rizzo the rat 🫠✌🏻 @magspaggs.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I thought I loved eggs. I made these like breakfast bowl things for the last three days and i’m on my last day and I hate it. 😭😭😭 i’ve been off oats for a bit but maybe I need to give them another shot.
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rizzo the rat 🫠✌🏻 @magspaggs.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Does anyone have any breakfast type meals that are good to make ahead? I need to take a med in the morning with food and I am learning I don’t like eggs that much.
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rizzo the rat 🫠✌🏻 @magspaggs.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Final update: Sharks knew how to play hockey today and the Guardians locked in and won the game so we live to fight another day and now i'm going to be because im tired.
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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rizzo the rat 🫠✌🏻 @magspaggs.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The Wild did not remember how to play hockey. The Sharks have kind of come to life. Guardians do appear to be locking in.
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rizzo the rat 🫠✌🏻 @magspaggs.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
the absolute irony of taskmaster talking about how ed sheeran brings people together given what has happened since they presumably filmed that episode. like they aren’t wrong but they are also wrong.
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rizzo the rat 🫠✌🏻 @magspaggs.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Thursday are a very sports heavy day for me so here is my sports skeet. I need the Guardians to lock tf in. I need the Wild to remember how to play hockey. I need the Sharks to remember how to play hockey without mack.
miss piggy a cheerleader saying go team go or i’ll break all your arms
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rizzo the rat 🫠✌🏻 @magspaggs.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
decided to give the JJK anime another shot and can't stop thinking about when my friends and i went to see the movie (i don't remember what happened in the movie) and some girl literally moaned when Nanami came on screen. I hope she's doing well.
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rizzo the rat 🫠✌🏻 @magspaggs.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
JW: The Orphanage (2007) directed by J.A. Bayona #filmsky #horrorsky #letterrboxd 🎥🎬 boxd.it/gGIzM9
the poster for el orfanato that is mostly black with a woman at the bottom of the stairs and the shadow of a boy at the top of the stairsa little boy wearing a mask and pressing against the glass holding a key
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rizzo the rat 🫠✌🏻 @magspaggs.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
your cat 🤝 my cat they both got bladder stones. sending good vibes! hope he enjoys the special food, lunchbox loves it.
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rizzo the rat 🫠✌🏻 @magspaggs.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I like how bright they are, really feels west coast Californian.
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rizzo the rat 🫠✌🏻 @magspaggs.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
sending you some extra hope and strength. 🫶🏻
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rizzo the rat 🫠✌🏻 @magspaggs.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
No one asked but my favorite jersey from the new PWHL expansion is Hamilton because that yellow is incredible followed by San Jose cause I think the blue is great. I do wish they had made that their main color tho.
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rizzo the rat 🫠✌🏻 @magspaggs.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
you’d think as a 36 year old woman with many chronic illnesses i’d be better at taking medication. turns out I still hate them.
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rizzo the rat 🫠✌🏻 @magspaggs.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I make two loaves of bread in two weeks and now all I want to do is bake things. Who wants something sweet? Who wants to fund my flour budget? Its days like this I wish I had gone to pastry school like I wanted.
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spooky jules 🕷️🪾 for nomenclature?! 🫟🧍 @omeletdreamer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
hey friends, I hate to ask cause I know we're all kind of fucked financially, but I have to take Obi to the vet this afternoon for an emergency visit and I have like, $3 in my account if anyone can help at all, it would be greatly appreciated and I'll find a way to pay it back or pay it forward
a QR code for paypal
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rizzo the rat 🫠✌🏻 @magspaggs.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
and she’s finally here and she’s beautiful
baked challah bread
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rizzo the rat 🫠✌🏻 @magspaggs.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The misfits on toka actually going against the power 5??? i’m so fucking proud of them.
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rizzo the rat 🫠✌🏻 @magspaggs.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I think policing the reason people started liking something is weird and kind of lame! who cares how someone got there, they are there! they are enjoying the thing you enjoy! that’s so cool that more people have come to the party! it’s weird behavior.
baby bop is holding a sign that says stop
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spooky sylvie 💚 @luvcore.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
may every ice agent never know peace for the rest of their life
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rizzo the rat 🫠✌🏻 @magspaggs.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I know toka has their issues but this is genuinely such a good group of people working together it’s so smooth.
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rizzo the rat 🫠✌🏻 @magspaggs.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
carter accidentally mutiny-ing because toka destroyed their oars? very funny. 10/10 good television. #survivor51
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rizzo the rat 🫠✌🏻 @magspaggs.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
fully believe that. he definitely would be.
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rizzo the rat 🫠✌🏻 @magspaggs.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
did I decide to make challah bread at 6:30 at night? yes, but look at this braid. it’s gonna be really pretty once it’s baked.
challah dough braided and unbaked.
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rizzo the rat 🫠✌🏻 @magspaggs.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I just did a double take because what is bouy doing
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rizzo the rat 🫠✌🏻 @magspaggs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Watching Angela, Amanda, and Spencer (smosh) play resident evil and realizing that I play video games exactly like Angela. and also I love her.
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rizzo the rat 🫠✌🏻 @magspaggs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
it’s upsetting to realize because like I know i’m not the smartest person so what in the world is going on here.
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rizzo the rat 🫠✌🏻 @magspaggs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
most of the time i think i am of average or slightly above average intelligence and then I talk to people and then I wonder if im not the smartest person alive.
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rizzo the rat 🫠✌🏻 @magspaggs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Just want to say that the episode about Lisa being depressed and playing the blues is genuinely incredible.
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rizzo the rat 🫠✌🏻 @magspaggs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
good god.
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rizzo the rat 🫠✌🏻 @magspaggs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Absolutely, and I love going into things as blind as possible so more often than not I get a real surprise, lol.
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rizzo the rat 🫠✌🏻 @magspaggs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
as a person from cleveland I really need this city to not claim Cleveland! by TSw*ft as our like song. 1. we already have cleveland rocks. 2. it’s not about cleveland, it’s about travis. 3. she censors the word whore for no reason.
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rizzo the rat 🫠✌🏻 @magspaggs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
JW: Martin (1977) directed by George Romero 🎬🎥 #filmsky #horrorsky #letterboxd boxd.it/gFOIil
a poster for the movie martin a young man holding a bloody arm with blood around his mouth
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rizzo the rat 🫠✌🏻 @magspaggs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I really like watching horror movies. i’m not currently interested in exploring what that means but that being said I’ve watched a few too many lately very specifically about men who prey on women and given the everything going on it’s been a Bit Rough.
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rizzo the rat 🫠✌🏻 @magspaggs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
classic white woman L tbh. do we not have the same eyes??
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rizzo the rat 🫠✌🏻 @magspaggs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
almost said “thank you baby” when answering the phone at my professional job and so I do think I need to disappear forever.
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rizzo the rat 🫠✌🏻 @magspaggs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Happy Birthday beautiful!!!! I hope it’s a good day!!!
a happy cute little dog in the sun
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rizzo the rat 🫠✌🏻 @magspaggs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The wild game is going into overtime???
leo dicaprio putting on sunglasses and saying life update: we are so back
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charlie 🎃 @shanyabug.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
the success of heated rivalry leading to so many hetero romance hockey adaptations like…
arrow labeled “you” pointing at a different direction than a red dot labeled “point”
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rizzo the rat 🫠✌🏻 @magspaggs.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
JW: Jaws 2: The Revenge (1987) directed by Joseph Sargent #filmsky #horrorsky #letterboxd 🎥🎬 boxd.it/gEZSO5
jaws the revenge this time it's personal with a giant sharge and two people jumping off of a surfboarda man in a purple shit and a green hat that says bahamas hugs protectively a wet man in a wetsuit staring blankly ahead
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