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None of my ID tools are helping me with this one. Any plant knowers want to take a shot at this bad boy sitting in my yard

A shrub with oblong pointed green leaves and tall, straight stalks

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what, you don't keep your lilac plants hidden in your pampas grass? you want them outside? where they can be SEEN???

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I found this potted thing fighting for its life out back. at least one tree will be simple to get out of here

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It might be witch hazel?

Oblong pointed green leaves 8-10 inches long

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magpie TRICKS @magpie.tips · 27/09/2026

guys i think this might be a fourth magnolia tree

A tree with large pointed leaves turning yellow for fall

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They drew a track. Proud to live on LeBalls corner. There's a chicane up the hill!

Chalk corner complete with track curbs. The corner is labeled LEBALLS

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magpie TRICKS @magpie.tips · 27/09/2026

Pretty extreme cozy levels here I also have the heating pad on my back

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magpie TRICKS @magpie.tips · 25/09/2026

I want to get rid of so many of them so that you can actually SEE the bounty of ornamental maples hidden among it all. I truly wish I could find out what the deal was with the trees.

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magpie TRICKS @magpie.tips · 25/09/2026

I was like "we can walk my back yard maybe you'll like some of those trees too" I cannot stress how fucking many trees we have. It is not a large lot but it's fucking planted like one

A blue spruce in front of a bunch of other trees

My backyard with like a dozen small trees visible and my largest magnolia

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magpie TRICKS @magpie.tips · 24/09/2026

Our neighbours' great blue heron statue is a little too good

In the shrubs of a nice yard is a very accurate great blue heron statue

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magpie TRICKS @magpie.tips · 24/09/2026

"bro all my stuff is here but we're like... Somewhere else"

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I got the couch together and I was like Pippin come look! But he lives on the porch now. He's a porch dog.

My living room with a couch and a greyhound curled up on a bed on the porch

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This morning the electrician told pip "you're all eyeballs!" he gets it. Read for filth

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Smoky this morning. And the neighbourhood DeLorean is here

A DeLorean in a small parking lot, red and blue signs reflecting off its finish

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He still doesn't know its his house. He'll figure it out when the couch gets here.

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He doesn't know he's eating dinner in the car about to go to his new house!!

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He doesn't know he's on the way to his new house!!!

A greyhound rests his snoot on the centre console of my car

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It's been absolutely wild to watch people call it transphobia. Like you don't get to say you wanted to call someone a slur and then defend it with "well it's not like I wanted to say a RACIAL slur" and we're all supposed to be fine with that bc you're trans.

A city bus whose digital display reads NO????

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I would argue that one person here is on topic and one is trying to "isolate issues without acknowledging the greater context and the current need for solidarity"

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He just loves auditions, it's so cute

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magpie TRICKS @magpie.tips · 21/09/2026

We are recording an audition in a room where Pippin can be on the Audition Throne

A greyhound on a big bean bag chair with one paw on my leg to ask for pets

The audition throne and some audition equipment

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Pippin spent the day with Todd, a mini dachsund. Here he is using Todd's bed

A big greyhound laying down in a tiny bed

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magpie TRICKS @magpie.tips · 21/09/2026

Stood in line to board behind a man who talked to his companion all about lab leak theories and vaccine injuries

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magpie TRICKS @magpie.tips · 20/09/2026

"am I on the bus or in the sea" honey look around, it's both

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There was a night in October where my life as I knew it imploded and from an ocean away @twolemonades.com said to me, "well, one of us has to marry Doug Doug". And reader, I did it.

Tom doing his Doug Douglason face holding a 2004 Gencon t-shirt that reads "I am a True Gamer"

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"stuff" but make it business

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First thing that happened was that I ran out of tape and needed another box lol

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I'm doing a terrible job if that's my mandate. I just try to keep the horrors manageable with floppy tongue

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