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Magbags @magoplasma.bsky.social · 9h
Put it on the list!
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Magbags @magoplasma.bsky.social · 9h
I betrayed you and I watched Laura. Enjoyed it a lot but wow the gay villain thing was heavy in that one
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Magbags @magoplasma.bsky.social · 12h
Hmmm Rear Window?
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Magbags @magoplasma.bsky.social · 12h
Now we're talking!! You also reminded me of Arsenic and old Lace which is one of my faves that I haven't seen in awhile. And it's sort of spooky....I might flip a coin.
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Magbags @magoplasma.bsky.social · 12h
Hahaha well the good news is you are really good at recommending things I would like. The bad news is that you're so good at it that I also watched this recently
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Magbags @magoplasma.bsky.social · 12h
Watched it pretty recently unfortunately
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Magbags @magoplasma.bsky.social · 12h
Tell me what I should watch so I don't watch Double Indemnity again
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Magbags @magoplasma.bsky.social · 12h
What if I watch a movie tonight instead of baseball. Who will stop me?
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Magbags @magoplasma.bsky.social · 17h
Being left alone to do my lil job and eat fruit in a big T-shirt >>>>>>>>>>>>
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Magbags @magoplasma.bsky.social · 22h
I live to serve
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Magbags @magoplasma.bsky.social · 22h
I'm glad I logged back on so I can post important thoughts like "Linda Ronstadt's commitment to bangs is unparalleled"
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Magbags @magoplasma.bsky.social · 22h
Here you go, internet
An Athleta promotional email that says "20-40% off performance bottoms"
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Magbags @magoplasma.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Parody parody parody but jeez these are depressing
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Magbags @magoplasma.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Basically every commercial makes me wanna off myself these days, huh?
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Magbags @magoplasma.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Because the last few years didn't work out the way we expected!!
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Magbags @magoplasma.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Me and Christian Yelich, both working hard to get hot in our 30's
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Magbags @magoplasma.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I'm okay with that outcome!!!!
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Magbags @magoplasma.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Does Smoltz ever stop talking
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Magbags @magoplasma.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Have juuuuust realized that William is Wilson's brother
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Magbags @magoplasma.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I try my best every day and mostly do good in this world and yet Smoltz! More Smoltz for me! Why!!
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Magbags @magoplasma.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Do you all feel like you didn't clap for this enough??
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Magbags @magoplasma.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I'm just gonna rest my eyes while the brew crew wraps this up
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Magbags @magoplasma.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I love baseball so very much but I am also so sleepy and I adore going to bed. Help
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Magbags @magoplasma.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Criminalize smotlz
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Magbags @magoplasma.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
It should be illegal to be John Smoltz
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Magbags @magoplasma.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
You know what, you were. Thank you for that I know it was hard for you. I hope they tie
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Magbags @magoplasma.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Go the brewers
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Magbags @magoplasma.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
(Furniture makers, do not look) I AM AN UNSTOPPABLE GENIUS
My mom's dining room chair which we reupholstered
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Magbags @magoplasma.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
You can tell I never watch football. I'm trapped.
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Magbags @magoplasma.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Guy who plays football because he really enjoys being helped up from the ground
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Magbags @magoplasma.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Okay I have been informed I do not have flag power
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Magbags @magoplasma.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
What did those guys do I don't get it
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Magbags @magoplasma.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Gonna see if I'm allowed to give out flags. Will report back
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Magbags @magoplasma.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
There's always tomorrow!!
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Magbags @magoplasma.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
My parents have been married for 45 years and my dad still cannot remember that my mom doesn't want to talk to his cheerful ass first thing in the morning. It's so funny. She just gave him a flag. He got flagged for too much talking!
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Magbags @magoplasma.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The good opinion man posts again!
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Magbags @magoplasma.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
My beloved sox
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Magbags @magoplasma.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Zevon jack-o'-lantern
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Magbags @magoplasma.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Do we see the vision? I need a cig
On the left is my attempt at a Warren Zevon skull jack-o'-lantern. On the right is the original
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Magbags @magoplasma.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I only acknowledge my best friend, Staple Gun
My sick ass staple gun
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Magbags @magoplasma.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
You could probably take an appendix out or something easy. I believe in you. God I love YouTube tutorials so much. Some old guy named Dale who does not know where the camera is pointing...yeah that's the guy I need
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Magbags @magoplasma.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Today I'm gonna try to reupholster my mom's dining room chairs. I do not know how to do this but we got a staple gun and a hack saw and I'm very excited
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Magbags @magoplasma.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Going to the suburbs because I'm out of Tru Fru and I bought my parents some last time I was visiting
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Magbags @magoplasma.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I'm the van Gogh of posters. This will sell for millions when I'm gone.
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Magbags @magoplasma.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Strange I'm seeing the same thing over here
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Magbags @magoplasma.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Jarvis why didn't you tell me this 10 years ago open.spotify.com/track/7ufuOr...
open.spotify.com
Don't Let Him Waste Your Time
Jarvis Cocker · Jarvis (2020 Complete Edition) · Song · 2006
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Magbags @magoplasma.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Things that will do: That, pig Things that won't do: William and Mary Guadalajara
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Magbags @magoplasma.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Awww I'm sad for my beloved sox but happy for me
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Magbags @magoplasma.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I identified this as their problem early on
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Magbags @magoplasma.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Help I want to go to bed but it's the sixth
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