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Tokullector @toku.store · 18h
IN STOCK: The Dark Magician Girl Hooded Blanket from Moeyu! 🛒 buff.ly/4frehF0
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Moon Jelly @magicmoonjelly.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Using the same kanji in both kids' names and pronouncing it completely differently each time, neither being a standard pronunciation, should be punishable by revocation of your wifi.
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Moon Jelly @magicmoonjelly.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Had to instagram stalk a c-list celeb for this project to figure out what the kids' names were and damn if they weren't some of the worst kirakira names I've seen in a while.
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Moon Jelly @magicmoonjelly.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'm trying not to laugh my ass off while inwardly fearing when this kid hits puberty
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Moon Jelly @magicmoonjelly.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Okay 2nd and 3rd graders
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Moon Jelly @magicmoonjelly.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
神すぎて死ぬ! 天使ちゃん! 小さなアイドル
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Moon Jelly @magicmoonjelly.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
He literally has a girl on each arm and two following him.
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Moon Jelly @magicmoonjelly.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Bunch of 4th and 5th grade girls are following 3 around the playground fawning over him. This child is going to become an idol >.<
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Moon Jelly @magicmoonjelly.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Little girl screaming loud enough to wake the dead at the dentist's, nearly blew out my eardrum
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Moon Jelly @magicmoonjelly.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
夫: Which do you want, tuna or salmon onigiri? 3: Hmmm... Dessert!
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Moon Jelly @magicmoonjelly.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The kids are playing with the Gavv toys and 3 just did Vram's little hair flip before transforming XD
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Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever
A tweet by SarahStarberry that says "oh god read the vertical axis" on top of a chart measuring AI models' release dates and model numbers rather than any real capabilities
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Moon Jelly @magicmoonjelly.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Not only is this new project absolute dreck but it also uses gen ey eye in the opening fml
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Moon Jelly @magicmoonjelly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Moon Jelly @magicmoonjelly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I hesitate to say it but it does sound like an actual legit use for that fucking thing
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Moon Jelly @magicmoonjelly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'd imagine it'd be difficult to get anything usable without having to go through the whole script to check for mistimings/missed lines and at that point you may as well just do it yourself as time saved would be minimal
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Moon Jelly @magicmoonjelly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
No harm no foul I guess but ffs
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Moon Jelly @magicmoonjelly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Bought something off M*cari, marked as shipped the 13th. Didn't come and didn't come and I forgot to request an extension so the transaction was marked as complete automatically on the 25th. Only 300 yen, so c'est la vie, I figure. It arrived today. The date posted? The 25th.
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Moon Jelly @magicmoonjelly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Absolutely fucking blindsided at the preschool get-together today when during lunch they started playing the theme song for a show I translated. Started having flashbacks *_*
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Moon Jelly @magicmoonjelly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Just had a muffin so dry and bland I think they actually forgot to put in the sugar
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Moon Jelly @magicmoonjelly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
8 forgot his umbrella this morning and ran home in record time through a thunderstorm. I could've gone out and gotten him but this builds character (also I didn't want to go out lol)
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Moon Jelly @magicmoonjelly.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Also yesterday I heard the original version of Sugar Baby Love and what do you mean it wasn't an original song for A Little Snow Fairy Sugar it's such a perfect match
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A Little Snow Fairy Sugar Opening - Sugar Baby Love
YouTube video by SeishinsAnimeChatter
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Moon Jelly @magicmoonjelly.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Just... What? I'd understand that reaction if it was like a bottle of water or something easily replaceable, but... your phone. Are you an alien or just so rich you can afford to buy phones like they're gashapon?
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Moon Jelly @magicmoonjelly.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Walking into the toilet stall yesterday, notice the person before me has forgotten her phone in there. So I call out to her as she's washing her hands "Hey, did you forget your phone?" and she responds, rather blasé, "Oh, yes, I did."
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Moon Jelly @magicmoonjelly.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Bubble can't pop soon enough
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Moon Jelly @magicmoonjelly.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Frankly rather depressing today as the flyer in my mailbox, the leaflets and activity cards at an event we went to, and several displays in the supermarket all bearing hallmark signs of being gen ey aye
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Moon Jelly @magicmoonjelly.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Okay I'm reading Sex with Kings by Eleanor Herman, which can get a bit sensationalist and gossipy at times but is well worth it for bangers of lines such as this one:
We can only wonder how women's lot in Western society would have improved during the past four thousand years had Genesis blamed seductive Adam for tempting innocent Eve with a banana.
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Moon Jelly @magicmoonjelly.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Why are there so many cosplayers out today?
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Moon Jelly @magicmoonjelly.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
He lorge
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Moon Jelly @magicmoonjelly.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
14 pound 12 oz chonk
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Moon Jelly @magicmoonjelly.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Taking Sunny to the vet, she said he is literally big boned and a tad overweight but not fat. Certified chonk ✌️
Certified chonk orange and cream cat with only one brain cell. Please ignore the small child attempting to poke him with chopsticks that has been mostly cropped out.
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Moon Jelly @magicmoonjelly.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I guess it's just one of those things I'll have to do whenever I visit the US again in like... 10 years
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Moon Jelly @magicmoonjelly.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Okay so didn't go as well as I had hoped. In trying to make the recipe a bit more Japanese-friendly, it ended up being kinda lackluster flavor-wise and nobody (including me) really liked it all that much.
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Moon Jelly @magicmoonjelly.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Explaining the sauce: Me: I thought it was sweet chili sauce but it's not. 夫: What is it then? Me: A mix of apricot jam... 夫: You've already lost me. Me: ...and vinegar and soy sauce. 夫: I'd prefer the sweet chili sauce. This weekend is going to be an American Chinese experience lol
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Moon Jelly @magicmoonjelly.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Explaining crab rangoons to 夫: Me: You start with a wonton wrapper. 夫: Okay. Me: Then you put in a mix of cream cheese and crab meat. 夫: You're making the Chinese cry.
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Moon Jelly @magicmoonjelly.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Fun fact: Bingley's actor is actually cousins with Helena Bonham Carter
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Moon Jelly @magicmoonjelly.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Stuck in the blazing humid sun wearing a crochet sweater and forced to watch political news (I'm sorry, I respect the artistry but I can't stand the feel of crochet)
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Moon Jelly @magicmoonjelly.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Was planning on pasta for dinner and completely forgot to buy sauce at the supermarket. OTL fuck my baka life
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Moon Jelly @magicmoonjelly.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
8 has discovered 夫's copy of Smash Bros and has been throwing himself into it the past few days. He's still only beaten the CP once and he gets really mad when he falls off a platform.
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Moon Jelly @magicmoonjelly.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Koyasu for the blonde, definitely
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Moon Jelly @magicmoonjelly.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Good lord I think her tits are larger than the volleyball
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Moon Jelly @magicmoonjelly.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Currently my brain has the one racetrack song from My Fair Lady on repeat
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Moon Jelly @magicmoonjelly.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Horsies!
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Moon Jelly @magicmoonjelly.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I took that and got LA so ¯\_ (ツ)_/¯
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Moon Jelly @magicmoonjelly.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Most of the time I'm like, eh, don't need a 3d printer, wouldn't use it, but then I see 3d printed scaled-up Lego and go WANT
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Moon Jelly @magicmoonjelly.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Biting my tongue , not telling 3 to stop being a dick (because he's being a dick)
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Moon Jelly @magicmoonjelly.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I think what I like most about Grand Day Out is the banality of it. The scale of the story is huge - a genius inventor flies to the moon in a spaceship he creates in his basement, encountering the moon's guardian robot who attempts to drive him off before stealing away on the ship. And yet, banal.
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Moon Jelly @magicmoonjelly.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Apparently they're opening a Pokeball hotel in the middle of Hokkaido? Which is cute but also sounds like a great way to a) freeze to death or b) get eaten by a bear
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Moon Jelly @magicmoonjelly.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
idk why I'm okay with regular mikoshi yet this one hit me the wrong way? Lingering Catholicism? Disklike of children doing religious activities? New gods vs old gods? I think I need time to unpack this.
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Moon Jelly @magicmoonjelly.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
It's totally fine, it's not an issue at all, but yesterday while touring a kindergarten, the kids had made a mikoshi and were hauling it around with a kappa on top and the Catholic part of my mind reared up and started yelling FALSE IDOLS at me.
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