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Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 10h

This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever

A tweet by SarahStarberry that says "oh god read the vertical axis" on top of a chart measuring AI models' release dates and model numbers rather than any real capabilities

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Moon Jelly @magicmoonjelly.bsky.social · 10h

Not only is this new project absolute dreck but it also uses gen ey eye in the opening fml

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Moon Jelly @magicmoonjelly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Bought something off M*cari, marked as shipped the 13th. Didn't come and didn't come and I forgot to request an extension so the transaction was marked as complete automatically on the 25th. Only 300 yen, so c'est la vie, I figure. It arrived today. The date posted? The 25th.

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Moon Jelly @magicmoonjelly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Absolutely fucking blindsided at the preschool get-together today when during lunch they started playing the theme song for a show I translated. Started having flashbacks *_*

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Moon Jelly @magicmoonjelly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Just had a muffin so dry and bland I think they actually forgot to put in the sugar

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Moon Jelly @magicmoonjelly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

8 forgot his umbrella this morning and ran home in record time through a thunderstorm. I could've gone out and gotten him but this builds character (also I didn't want to go out lol)

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Moon Jelly @magicmoonjelly.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Also yesterday I heard the original version of Sugar Baby Love and what do you mean it wasn't an original song for A Little Snow Fairy Sugar it's such a perfect match

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A Little Snow Fairy Sugar Opening - Sugar Baby Love

YouTube video by SeishinsAnimeChatter

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Moon Jelly @magicmoonjelly.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Walking into the toilet stall yesterday, notice the person before me has forgotten her phone in there. So I call out to her as she's washing her hands "Hey, did you forget your phone?" and she responds, rather blasé, "Oh, yes, I did."

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Moon Jelly @magicmoonjelly.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Frankly rather depressing today as the flyer in my mailbox, the leaflets and activity cards at an event we went to, and several displays in the supermarket all bearing hallmark signs of being gen ey aye

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Moon Jelly @magicmoonjelly.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Okay I'm reading Sex with Kings by Eleanor Herman, which can get a bit sensationalist and gossipy at times but is well worth it for bangers of lines such as this one:

We can only wonder how women's lot in Western society would have improved during the past four thousand years had Genesis blamed seductive Adam for tempting innocent Eve with a banana.

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Moon Jelly @magicmoonjelly.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Why are there so many cosplayers out today?

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Moon Jelly @magicmoonjelly.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Taking Sunny to the vet, she said he is literally big boned and a tad overweight but not fat. Certified chonk ✌️

Certified chonk orange and cream cat with only one brain cell. Please ignore the small child attempting to poke him with chopsticks that has been mostly cropped out.

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Moon Jelly @magicmoonjelly.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Explaining crab rangoons to 夫: Me: You start with a wonton wrapper. 夫: Okay. Me: Then you put in a mix of cream cheese and crab meat. 夫: You're making the Chinese cry.

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Moon Jelly @magicmoonjelly.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Was planning on pasta for dinner and completely forgot to buy sauce at the supermarket. OTL fuck my baka life

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Moon Jelly @magicmoonjelly.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

8 has discovered 夫's copy of Smash Bros and has been throwing himself into it the past few days. He's still only beaten the CP once and he gets really mad when he falls off a platform.

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Moon Jelly @magicmoonjelly.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Most of the time I'm like, eh, don't need a 3d printer, wouldn't use it, but then I see 3d printed scaled-up Lego and go WANT

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Moon Jelly @magicmoonjelly.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Biting my tongue , not telling 3 to stop being a dick (because he's being a dick)

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Moon Jelly @magicmoonjelly.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

I think what I like most about Grand Day Out is the banality of it. The scale of the story is huge - a genius inventor flies to the moon in a spaceship he creates in his basement, encountering the moon's guardian robot who attempts to drive him off before stealing away on the ship. And yet, banal.

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Moon Jelly @magicmoonjelly.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Apparently they're opening a Pokeball hotel in the middle of Hokkaido? Which is cute but also sounds like a great way to a) freeze to death or b) get eaten by a bear

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Moon Jelly @magicmoonjelly.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

It's totally fine, it's not an issue at all, but yesterday while touring a kindergarten, the kids had made a mikoshi and were hauling it around with a kappa on top and the Catholic part of my mind reared up and started yelling FALSE IDOLS at me.

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Moon Jelly @magicmoonjelly.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

After switching to mint-flavor toothpaste: 8: It's like a weird winter in my face!

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Moon Jelly @magicmoonjelly.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Spending frankly irresponsible amounts of money at the Pokemon Center

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Moon Jelly @magicmoonjelly.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Missed a large spot on my upper arm and now I have a huge red sunburn just on the back of my arm

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Moon Jelly @magicmoonjelly.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

My inner teenager is going YAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYWHOOOOOOGACKTOOOOOOO But my outer late 30s is going "Please don't make me stand up and yell and please don't be too loud ok thx"

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Moon Jelly @magicmoonjelly.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Absolutely zonked from two days at the water park. Kids had tons of fun, had ice cream for breakfast, swam around for hours, relaxing onsen afterwards.

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Moon Jelly @magicmoonjelly.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

I've been putting nature documentaries on in the background while I'm working to keep myself from wandering off on the internet too bad, but the cats are surprisingly into it as well. Anytime they see another cat they perk up and watch intently.

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Moon Jelly @magicmoonjelly.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

My kids react to the news that we're going to the dentist not with fear or trepidation but with downright glee

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Moon Jelly @magicmoonjelly.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

3 PICKED UP A GODDAMN. DEAD BEE

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Moon Jelly @magicmoonjelly.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Just got 日本語上手'd by a bunch of elementary kids :/ kinda ticks me off to be honest...

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Moon Jelly @magicmoonjelly.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

I don't think I'll ever stop first parsing シティ as "shitty" instead of "city"

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Moon Jelly @magicmoonjelly.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

It smells SO GOOD in the chocolate factory. Man I could live in here. It's like being in a giant hot chocolate

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Moon Jelly @magicmoonjelly.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

When I was a kid: Yay! Summer! Outside all the time yay! Now:

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Moon Jelly @magicmoonjelly.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

The kids will talk between themselves in English but the moment someone else joins in their game, they immediately code switch to Japanese, it's almost funny

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Moon Jelly @magicmoonjelly.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

We bought a Switch 2 before the price hike, but kept it secret until 8 started summer vacation. He's now been told that he'll get to play with it once his summer homework is done. He now attempts to do homework every waking second lol

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Moon Jelly @magicmoonjelly.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

8 has been gradually switching from 僕 to 俺 which is kinda 😭

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Moon Jelly @magicmoonjelly.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Watching Paw Patrol: WOULD Y'ALL STOP CALLING EMERGENCY SERVICES FOR DUMB SHIT

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Moon Jelly @magicmoonjelly.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

8 today did "American janken" which is news to me and also apparently just reverse janken (rock beats paper, scissors beats rock, paper beats scissors). I asked him why it's specifically "American" and not just "backwards" or whatever and he just kinda shrugged at me

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Moon Jelly @magicmoonjelly.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

What the fuck do you mean ツッペル means swab balls?!

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Moon Jelly @magicmoonjelly.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

There's something oddly surreal yet comforting about seeing a complete stranger post on a great x however grandparent's memorial. We will never know each other, but we are connected in this one moment and through this one person who gave us both life.

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Moon Jelly @magicmoonjelly.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

For years my dad has told the story of how his grandad and grandmom had an ongoing feud about who came from the better family, and how pissed she was when he found out he was French aristocracy, to the point where she threw his genealogy research into the fire after he died.

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Moon Jelly @magicmoonjelly.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Nothing like looking at an old script and realizing I've been misspelling a series-critical term for the past few years. oTL

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Moon Jelly @magicmoonjelly.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Fuuuuuuuuuuu I forgot my dentist appointment yesterday daaaaaaaammmmmmmmmiittttttttt

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Richard Corsi @corsiaq.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Thanks to Canadian @shiventaneja.bsky.social for developing these instructions. The CR Box has a high clean air delivery rate for particles in the size ranges of wildfire smoke & should remove a large amount of heavier organic gas-phase components. All at a fraction of cost of other air cleaners.

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Moon Jelly @magicmoonjelly.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

I still have bookmarks back from high school that I can't be arsed to get rid of so sometimes when searching for something I get blindsided by the browser recommending smutty Inu-Yasha fanfic

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Moon Jelly @magicmoonjelly.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Guys? Guys! The bowling pins are in the OTHER DIRECTION

Possibly genAI image of a family at a bowling alley. The family is standing on the lane and the father is bowling away from the pins because apparently no one reality checked this image before printing it

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