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Magic Lasso (they/them)

@magiclassomusic.bsky.social
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Magic Lasso is Chris sending songs songs out into the world like telepathic messages. ⚡️🎸🥁🎹🎤✨ Listen here: magiclasso.bandcamp.com One-third of @exbfband.bsky.social

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Magic Lasso (they/them) @magiclassomusic.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Especially when they’re on speakerphone with someone the entire time they shop.
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Magic Lasso (they/them) @magiclassomusic.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Gurl same. I understand for folks who are homebound/immobile but lord.
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Magic Lasso (they/them) @magiclassomusic.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Dolby Catmos
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Magic Lasso (they/them) @magiclassomusic.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Are you secretly Snow White?
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Magic Lasso (they/them) @magiclassomusic.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
One of the reasons I rarely check in on social media is because I find out things I can never un-know…
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Magic Lasso (they/them) @magiclassomusic.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I dressed like a new wave maître d’ for my 8th grade graduation.
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Magic Lasso (they/them) @magiclassomusic.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
The person with the thin hair was always coming into the beauty school where I taught with photos of the full haired gurls and expecting a student to make that happen for them 🙄
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Magic Lasso (they/them) @magiclassomusic.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
I still remember visiting a friend in Portland who was friends with Donna and Jody and had an advanced cassette of the album. He played it for me and I was entranced and obsessed. Bought the vinyl the second it came out and love it still.
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Magic Lasso (they/them) @magiclassomusic.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Moby is a fucking moron.
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Magic Lasso (they/them) @magiclassomusic.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
My friend told me over and over again that I HAD to see it. He even paid for my ticket. I distinctly remember being so bored and after they hit the iceberg like 45 minutes go by and I was like “WHY ARENT THEY ALL DEAD YET THIS IS TAKING FOREVER!!!”
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Magic Lasso (they/them) @magiclassomusic.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Not sure if this counts, but after having surgery for kidney stones (They were too big to pass! Fun!) I was told to watch my salt/sodium intake.
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Magic Lasso (they/them) @magiclassomusic.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Hey, wanted to wish you a happy birthday! I hope it’s the Blaguest! 🖤⛓️🖤⛓️ xo Chriso
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Magic Lasso (they/them) @magiclassomusic.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
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Magic Lasso (they/them) @magiclassomusic.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
To be fair, Madonna walked so Gwen could run and Ariana could sprint like the Flash.
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Magic Lasso (they/them) @magiclassomusic.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
I still haven’t seen it, but a Crowns On 45 song was based on the movie with lyrics largely written by our keyboardist Hillary who loved the film.
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Magic Lasso (they/them) @magiclassomusic.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Gold meowdal winner!
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Magic Lasso (they/them) @magiclassomusic.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
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Magic Lasso (they/them) @magiclassomusic.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Life has been a rough slog lately, but tonight I got to see and hear Roddy Bottum read from his new memoir, which was truly a joy. Also these photos are proof that we’re basically a couple now. You heard it here first! 😆
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Magic Lasso (they/them) @magiclassomusic.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
That show was so glorious and way too short-lived.
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Magic Lasso (they/them) @magiclassomusic.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
I wish!! 🤩🤩🤩
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Magic Lasso (they/them) @magiclassomusic.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
🔥🔥🔥
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Magic Lasso (they/them) @magiclassomusic.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Don’t want to be on social media very much at all, but just thought I’d share that if I release another album it’ll be called ‘Kristi Noem Shoukd Be Shot Into The Sun.’
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Magic Lasso (they/them) @magiclassomusic.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
8000% more made up statistics
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Magic Lasso (they/them) @magiclassomusic.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
My last work day of 2025 and I really had to earn every fucking second of my weekend. Be incredibly gracious, thankful and humble to service workers tomorrow or your New Year will be eternally cursed. ✨✨✨✨✨
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Magic Lasso (they/them) @magiclassomusic.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
So you’re saying you don’t like generosity? Wow.
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Magic Lasso (they/them) @magiclassomusic.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
One Van Morrison is already too much 🤣
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Magic Lasso (they/them) @magiclassomusic.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
You’ll pay for putting that song in my head 😂
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a man in a christmas elf costume is making a funny face and saying nooo .
ALT: a man in a christmas elf costume is making a funny face and saying nooo .
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Magic Lasso (they/them) @magiclassomusic.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
I never knew a thing about her other than hair. Ugh.
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Magic Lasso (they/them) @magiclassomusic.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Best Xmas movie
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Magic Lasso (they/them) @magiclassomusic.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
I’ve been obsessed since it came out!
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Magic Lasso (they/them) @magiclassomusic.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
This is one of the best cover versions ever forever.
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The Bangles - Hazy Shade of Winter (Official Video)
YouTube video by TheBanglesVEVO
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Magic Lasso (they/them) @magiclassomusic.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
This is fantastic news! So happy for aSan Francisco and everyone involved in Oasis!!!
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Exclusive: S.F. drag club Oasis saved with multimillion-dollar gift
The LGBTQ cabaret and club was slated to shutter after New Year’s Eve, but will now continue, Oasis owner D’Arcy Drollinger confirmed, calling it “a Christmas miracle.”
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Magic Lasso (they/them) @magiclassomusic.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
What a wretched song
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Magic Lasso (they/them) @magiclassomusic.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Lotta mixed signals between the pictures of eyes and their captions 😆
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Magic Lasso (they/them) @magiclassomusic.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
This is fantastic!
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Magic Lasso (they/them) @magiclassomusic.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
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a man wearing a black and white sweater with #schitts creek written on the bottom
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Magic Lasso (they/them) @magiclassomusic.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
When I was a kid the trailer for this was banned from being played on TV before 10pm because parents were outraged when kids saw it. I ended up seeing the trailer and was TERRIFIED. Decades later I finally watched it after hearing an episode of HDTGM about it. Now it’s a hilarious annual viewing.
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Magic Lasso (they/them) @magiclassomusic.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Gym content is the most boring content ever forever.
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Magic Lasso (they/them) @magiclassomusic.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
She has been so out of step and far behind for so long now. I mean her support of her husband alone…
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Magic Lasso (they/them) @magiclassomusic.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
She’s been awful for so long it’s like she notched it up maybe one notch.
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Magic Lasso (they/them) @magiclassomusic.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
This is such a common response from anyone in the entertainment industry industry when their career is tanking. She’s a fucking embarrassment.
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Magic Lasso (they/them) @magiclassomusic.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
This is such a standard heel-turn for anyone in the entertainment industry whose career is taking that it’s almost embarrassing to read. What a fucking waste of what was once talent.
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Magic Lasso (they/them) @magiclassomusic.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
This is also perfect Christmas song. The Weather Girls were amazing and, as a bonus, this video is bonkers with so many bad 80s visual effects.
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The Weather Girls - Dear Santa (Bring Me A Man This Christmas)
YouTube video by TheWeatherGirlsVEVO
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Magic Lasso (they/them) @magiclassomusic.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
We have one at work and my coworker and I love to crack each other up by saying “Get the battery daddy!”
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Magic Lasso (they/them) @magiclassomusic.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Best Christmas song forever, hands down.
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Magic Lasso (they/them) @magiclassomusic.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Best Christmas song ever
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Magic Lasso (they/them) @magiclassomusic.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Ugh, no.
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Magic Lasso (they/them) @magiclassomusic.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Are they using AI in their videos? Album art?
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Magic Lasso (they/them) @magiclassomusic.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Omg you’re a cis gay man who specializes in photographing the male physique???
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a woman is sitting in front of a wall of pictures and says groundbreaking .
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Magic Lasso (they/them) @magiclassomusic.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Must throat
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