Maggie Wittlin @maggiewittlin.bsky.social · 12hUnfortunately, they have nobody great in the bovinepen. 040
Maggie Wittlin @maggiewittlin.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Yeah...my gal born in the Yangtze Basin in 29 BCE also didn't fare well! 020
Maggie Wittlin @maggiewittlin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026If you’re having trouble walking, you know what you might need 2100
Maggie Wittlin @maggiewittlin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026He will meet the same fate as those football Pop Tarts. 010
Maggie Wittlin @maggiewittlin.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I remember once going to the diner, and they were like, “You never come in anymore!” And I was like, “Oh, I usually eat breakfast at home…there was just that week when I didn’t have a working fridge…” 020
Maggie Wittlin @maggiewittlin.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Also 3 for me, but I know only one well enough to even have any sort of opinion (and it's basically positive). 020
Maggie Wittlin @maggiewittlin.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Dark. By the middle of season 3, it had reached a point of insane, “how will they ever tie this up?” complication. But then they did. Perfectly. 030
Maggie Wittlin @maggiewittlin.bsky.social · 27/08/2026static.klipy.comLucille Bluth Withholding InformationAlt: From Arrested Development: Lucille Bluth says, "No. I'm withholding it. Look at me, getting off." 010
Maggie Wittlin @maggiewittlin.bsky.social · 18/08/2026The objects that would flow by in the water... 111
Maggie Wittlin @maggiewittlin.bsky.social · 17/08/2026I just wanna know if there's a Sankey diagram. 160
Maggie Wittlin @maggiewittlin.bsky.social · 16/08/2026“Do you know the pumpkin man who lives on Drury Lane?” 020
Maggie Wittlin @maggiewittlin.bsky.social · 09/08/2026You won’t believe what happens in Tuckahoe, NY. 130
Maggie Wittlin @maggiewittlin.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Remember you are salt, and to salt you shall return. 010
Maggie Wittlin @maggiewittlin.bsky.social · 25/07/2026I am, and it's a 3D showing. I feel so bad for him. :( 192
Maggie Wittlin @maggiewittlin.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Just sat down in a packed theater to see The Odyssey. To my left is a six-headed sea monster. To my right is a giant whirlpool. I hate navigating the problems of a middle seat. 3496
Maggie Wittlin @maggiewittlin.bsky.social · 23/07/2026In this response to @tinmanic's egregiously misguided argument, I draw on the common practice of referring to children by their first name and adults by their last name, as well as the riddle of the Sphinx, which asks, "what walks on four legs *in the morning*" to... 110
Maggie Wittlin @maggiewittlin.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Nice! I got the Vario 1945 A-11S Solar (in black). Also no-date, also solar movement. Great watch for the apocalypse. Or a picnic. 210
Maggie Wittlin @maggiewittlin.bsky.social · 22/07/2026I...may have decided yesterday that I could use a casual watch and purchased a field watch. 130
Maggie Wittlin @maggiewittlin.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Fine, miss my thread on the best-value family minivans. 1870
Maggie Wittlin @maggiewittlin.bsky.social · 09/07/2026**Checks to see whether Stan and/or Jan Berenstain is still alive** (they're not) 031
Maggie Wittlin @maggiewittlin.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Starring Rachel Ziegler as Evita Perón, and Property as The Law of Things! 110
Maggie Wittlin @maggiewittlin.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Now I just want to add “Starring…” to the beginning of these titles. 130
Maggie Wittlin @maggiewittlin.bsky.social · 09/07/2026I'm so sorry, Sanjukta. She sounds like a wonderful woman with an extremely lively mind, and I look forward to reading whatever else you write about her. 010
Maggie Wittlin @maggiewittlin.bsky.social · 09/07/2026"Wait, you wanted to paste this text in the same font as the rest of the document? What am I, a mind reader?" 130
Maggie Wittlin @maggiewittlin.bsky.social · 05/07/2026On 364 days of the year, we pet dogs, we walk them, we tell them they’re good boys and girls. And on one day: The Purge. 050
Maggie Wittlin @maggiewittlin.bsky.social · 03/07/2026As someone who has taught lecture classes, I have experience dealing with this volume of people exiting an even smaller space. My consulting fees are quite reasonable. 090
Maggie Wittlin @maggiewittlin.bsky.social · 03/07/2026For what is “sky” but a portmanteau of “scream” and “cry”? 1462
Maggie Wittlin @maggiewittlin.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Human: bottomless brunch Termite: Plank’s constant 020
Maggie Wittlin @maggiewittlin.bsky.social · 03/07/2026That's an interesting explanation. Seems plausible, but do they not send internal memos or have some other way of communicating that? 120
Maggie Wittlin @maggiewittlin.bsky.social · 03/07/2026This has always struck me as a triumph of the desire to show how right you are over strategic dissent-writing. But maybe that's wrong; maybe the dissent is writing for the Supreme Court that has the chance to overrule the decision, or something. 110
Maggie Wittlin @maggiewittlin.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Can’t believe it took you this long to watch Heated Rivalry. 030
Maggie Wittlin @maggiewittlin.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Oh, come on, my emails *just* switched from “I hope your summer is off to a good start” to “I hope your summer is going well.” 140
Maggie Wittlin @maggiewittlin.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Listen, I know it's fun to act out the cases, but... 140
Maggie Wittlin @maggiewittlin.bsky.social · 30/06/2026And less the citizens themselves than their parents… 010
