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Maggie Sharp @maggieds.bsky.social · 21h

Some of y'all need to get offline and talk to real people.

Maggie Sharp @maggieds.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I've been watching a shit ton of classic Western tv, and all of it has been intensely pro immigrant, pro helping your neighbor, respecting your wife, and letting Miss Kitty beat ass. I don't know what the fuck these maga idiots actually watch.

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Maggie Sharp @maggieds.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

oh cool even tom morello can be an idiot occasionally

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Maggie Sharp @maggieds.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Moving might have been some asap hustle but now I'm literally walking distance to both a really good coffee shop and a breakfast diner omg upgraaaaaaaade

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Maggie Sharp @maggieds.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

we should all know each other less. I'm including in this a beloved author I will continue to read, but who is livetweeting colonoscopy prep.

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Maggie Sharp @maggieds.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

all that to say, my one regret about moving so abruptly to Michigan is that there's no way I'm getting back out to NYC for Much Ado About Nothing 😭

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Maggie Sharp @maggieds.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Where did 'all that to say' come from and why is everyone using it? Stop.

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Maggie Sharp @maggieds.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Bro, it's been a fucking day for the terminally onliners and the newsonly hit CNN like 8 hours ago. It took a while for the Wuhan bullshit to hit the fan, and for what it's worth, the doomsday preppers are indeed all over this. You're just not on Twitter or deep reddit to see it.

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Maggie Sharp @maggieds.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I will be delighted to find out I'm an overanxious doomer, of course. Please let me be wrong.

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Maggie Sharp @maggieds.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

If this plague has been bioengineered in any way, it's not going to just be an antibiotic and go situation. I'm hearing this was a bsl3 lab. I'm nervous.

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Maggie Sharp @maggieds.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Shut down the airports. I'm not kidding.

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Maggie Sharp @maggieds.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I don't think he's ever seen a documentary in the theater in his life

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Maggie Sharp @maggieds.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I was prepared to go alone, but I have successfully gotten my partner intrigued enough to go see You Can See Everything with me. It was the variety interview that capped it. Fuck you mean it felt like Stalker?

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Maggie Sharp @maggieds.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I got 72 hours of hell coming, gotta move cross state. So it's just a lot of stress. I'll be fine in the end!

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Maggie Sharp @maggieds.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

this is a visual summary of my day off

A cat is trying to chew a paint brush while the visible hand is clearly trying to work.

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Maggie Sharp @maggieds.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

45 motherfuckin' years, never sat on my glasses. Learned real quick to never leave them where I could do something stupid. My partner has had 'real' glasses for less than one year, is on his own in another state, and has sat on them. I'm praying for strength.

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Maggie Sharp @maggieds.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I grew up in the Detroit suburbs with family up in the south Lyon to Howell line. It was no secret the KKK was still active there. I was maybe 12 when I saw a racist flyer that had been shoved into my grandpa's mailbox.

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Maggie Sharp @maggieds.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

okay, now I'm getting excited to move back to Michigan.

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Maggie Sharp @maggieds.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

my partner is at his first day of his new job while I'm still waiting to move to him at the end of the week. They gave him a Lenovo Thinkpad. Iykyk. 🤞

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Maggie Sharp @maggieds.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

who directed the mini music video evanescence montage damn

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Maggie Sharp @maggieds.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

honestly after that whacking it in the plane was prosaic. Normal. Human.

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Maggie Sharp @maggieds.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I don't think any of this can be buried anymore. They can try but Fielder will pull it free like a virus once lost in the permafrost. affectionate.

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Maggie Sharp @maggieds.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

help help me no why no the milk no

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Maggie Sharp @maggieds.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

okay does he know this is the boys from Brazil scenario? it's a big sf touchstone; understanding that cloning relies as much or more on the nurturing as the DNA. See also Cyteen by CJ cherryh

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Maggie Sharp @maggieds.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

holy shit the paramount tangent fuck paramount

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Maggie Sharp @maggieds.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

WHY DO YOU GO STRAIGHT TO RELATIONSHIPS WITH YOUR COPILOT

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Maggie Sharp @maggieds.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

how did he find a uniform shirt that tight? How is he so daft?

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Maggie Sharp @maggieds.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I have just met Jeff the pilot in s2 ep2 of The Rehearsal and BROOOOOOOOOO dude what the shit

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Maggie Sharp @maggieds.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Nathan Fielder is either going to end his life in supermax or going to his home planet, huh?

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Maggie Sharp @maggieds.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

............... Are we being real .?. Nathan was made in a vat, wasn't he?

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Maggie Sharp @maggieds.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Lmao oh so he's a full chump . . Wait why... The bar? At least he loves his cats?

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Maggie Sharp @maggieds.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

hey can we get the roommate in this instead

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Maggie Sharp @maggieds.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

....I don't know that I like Robin in this situation

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Maggie Sharp @maggieds.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

no not the angel number shit oh my god

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Maggie Sharp @maggieds.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

What the FUCK is happening here

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Maggie Sharp @maggieds.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Bro??? (context: started episode 2 of The Rehearsal)

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Maggie Sharp @maggieds.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

making pretend social media account posts for your current batch of fictional faves is just reskinning the old ff dot net script fics with the same amount of 'he would not fucking say that' but with a lower attention span. but also it's harmless fun, so whatever.

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Maggie Sharp @maggieds.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

He also didn't name any films on the service in specific and talked supportively about how he'd never drop his subscription to it. I dunno, it was a little tacky but not a Tarantino imo.

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Maggie Sharp @maggieds.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

why do you have so many whizzies, sir

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Maggie Sharp @maggieds.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

started calling this dapper piece of shit Baby Billy because he thinks he's a lot more charismatic and handsome than he really is, but you can't help loving his scamming ass. yes I had to make an emergency trip for churu last night.

A tuxedo cat looks emptily into the middle distance; handsome but stupid.

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