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Maggie Sharp @maggieds.bsky.social · 20h

Some of y'all need to get offline and talk to real people.

Maggie Sharp @maggieds.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I've been watching a shit ton of classic Western tv, and all of it has been intensely pro immigrant, pro helping your neighbor, respecting your wife, and letting Miss Kitty beat ass. I don't know what the fuck these maga idiots actually watch.

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Maggie Sharp @maggieds.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

oh cool even tom morello can be an idiot occasionally

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Maggie Sharp @maggieds.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Moving might have been some asap hustle but now I'm literally walking distance to both a really good coffee shop and a breakfast diner omg upgraaaaaaaade

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Maggie Sharp @maggieds.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

we should all know each other less. I'm including in this a beloved author I will continue to read, but who is livetweeting colonoscopy prep.

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Maggie Sharp @maggieds.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

all that to say, my one regret about moving so abruptly to Michigan is that there's no way I'm getting back out to NYC for Much Ado About Nothing 😭

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Maggie Sharp @maggieds.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Where did 'all that to say' come from and why is everyone using it? Stop.

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Maggie Sharp @maggieds.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I will be delighted to find out I'm an overanxious doomer, of course. Please let me be wrong.

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Maggie Sharp @maggieds.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

If this plague has been bioengineered in any way, it's not going to just be an antibiotic and go situation. I'm hearing this was a bsl3 lab. I'm nervous.

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Maggie Sharp @maggieds.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Shut down the airports. I'm not kidding.

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Maggie Sharp @maggieds.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I was prepared to go alone, but I have successfully gotten my partner intrigued enough to go see You Can See Everything with me. It was the variety interview that capped it. Fuck you mean it felt like Stalker?

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Maggie Sharp @maggieds.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

this is a visual summary of my day off

A cat is trying to chew a paint brush while the visible hand is clearly trying to work.

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Maggie Sharp @maggieds.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

45 motherfuckin' years, never sat on my glasses. Learned real quick to never leave them where I could do something stupid. My partner has had 'real' glasses for less than one year, is on his own in another state, and has sat on them. I'm praying for strength.

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Maggie Sharp @maggieds.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

okay, now I'm getting excited to move back to Michigan.

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Maggie Sharp @maggieds.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

my partner is at his first day of his new job while I'm still waiting to move to him at the end of the week. They gave him a Lenovo Thinkpad. Iykyk. 🤞

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Maggie Sharp @maggieds.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

who directed the mini music video evanescence montage damn

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Maggie Sharp @maggieds.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I have just met Jeff the pilot in s2 ep2 of The Rehearsal and BROOOOOOOOOO dude what the shit

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Maggie Sharp @maggieds.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Nathan Fielder is either going to end his life in supermax or going to his home planet, huh?

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Maggie Sharp @maggieds.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Bro??? (context: started episode 2 of The Rehearsal)

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Maggie Sharp @maggieds.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

making pretend social media account posts for your current batch of fictional faves is just reskinning the old ff dot net script fics with the same amount of 'he would not fucking say that' but with a lower attention span. but also it's harmless fun, so whatever.

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Maggie Sharp @maggieds.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

started calling this dapper piece of shit Baby Billy because he thinks he's a lot more charismatic and handsome than he really is, but you can't help loving his scamming ass. yes I had to make an emergency trip for churu last night.

A tuxedo cat looks emptily into the middle distance; handsome but stupid.

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Maggie Sharp @maggieds.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

It's true. When you've been so fried that getting a tattoo means a couple hours of peace and focus, your ass just may fall asleep.

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Maggie Sharp @maggieds.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I'm gonna reward myself for surviving this fuckass move by seeing this batshit Nathan movie, I cannot pass it up.

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Maggie Sharp @maggieds.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

zero interest in any discourse. This if the only review I can offer that matters: I am already seated for the next Zach Cregger movie.

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Maggie Sharp @maggieds.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Points to resident evil for pulling the first real, full hearted scream off a jump scare in over a decade. You know which scene it was.

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Maggie Sharp @maggieds.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

can we just fucking not do this anymore

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Christopher Baggett @jcbaggee.thehomeworld.net · 15/09/2026

This one really needs to get amplified before it's buried by all the weird "um, actually" remarks Patel made about beastiality.

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Maggie Sharp @maggieds.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Jesus, some people are acting like TK personally took Astarion out back and shot him. I'm gonna go out on a limb and say the book is probably fine. This is why you never write to an audience. Write for yourself, because someone's gonna get pissed regardless.

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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

THE PREMISE IS THAT THE MUPPETS ARE PUTTING ON A SHOW CALLED THE MUPPET SHOW

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Maggie Sharp @maggieds.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Really gutted to hear about the death of Georgina Lightning. I'm thankful to the Canadian series Trickster for introducing me to her greater work.

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Maggie Sharp @maggieds.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Not that they're wrong, but pubbing this in the country that still lionizes the OG rugby is wild.

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Maggie Sharp @maggieds.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

on a different tangent, god damn it, Chuck Connors, listen to your fucking kid once in a while.

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Maggie Sharp @maggieds.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Been leaving the old timey Western channel on. Blows my mind that I've literally seen episodes warning about gold rush greed, judging domestic violence, talking about gun trauma, and racial prejudice in between ads selling gold, guns, conservative politics, and snake oil.

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Maggie Sharp @maggieds.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

you know what fuck it bring the anti god, bring Cthulhu, smash the barriers of reality into a maddened Ken Russell soup I'm ready just do it let's get it over with

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Adam Rogers @jetjocko.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Finally, “something weird just showed up in our dark matter detector” is here to put us all into the kind of science fiction story we deserve, instead of this dystopian cyberpunk bullshit.

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Maggie Sharp @maggieds.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

nearly broke my butt two weeks ago. I'm very glad I went to see coyote vs acme over the weekend, but it riled my pain back up bad. So I took the day off to sit in positions that don't hurt, and also spend too much money. 😩 Ordered the new MOTHER hobonichi set and bought the mummy monster high doll.

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Maggie Sharp @maggieds.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

who the shit is Hasan Piker

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Maggie Sharp @maggieds.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

funniest fact about Peter Zapffe is that he died at 90. long ass life for king nihilist

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Maggie Sharp @maggieds.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

My very first plush toy was an Eeyore. My aunt put it in my hospital crib within hours. I still have it. I have many, many more. I saw Optimus as a dad. My honeymoon, I went to Disney because I never got to as a kid. I cried, hugging Eeyore. I'm not feeling very good right now.

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