MAGA kryptonite @magakryptonite.bsky.social · 06/05/2026If you needed the Times to help you come to this conclusion, you probably need to take a test to see if you can identify a squirrel. 000 0
MAGA kryptonite @magakryptonite.bsky.social · 15/01/2026I was only off by two weeks as it turned out 010 1
MAGA kryptonite @magakryptonite.bsky.social · 28/10/2025You can't repost twice, but this bears repeating 000 0
MAGA kryptonite @magakryptonite.bsky.social · 22/09/2025Looking good, Donny-John, looking great. 000 0
MAGA kryptonite @magakryptonite.bsky.social · 22/08/2025The thing about YouTube thumbnails is that they all look like the front page of the National Inquirer: external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%... 120 2
MAGA kryptonite @magakryptonite.bsky.social · 27/07/20256/ Epilogue: OMFG, the scam is still going on 000 0
MAGA kryptonite @magakryptonite.bsky.social · 21/02/2025We all know that fascists hate humor at their expense. I don't even have to try to make a joke about this, just look at it. Fucking weirdo. 000 0
MAGA kryptonite @magakryptonite.bsky.social · 21/02/2025I don't think that there is a single person that doubts this is a real photo, Elonia. You douche rocket. 000 0
MAGA kryptonite @magakryptonite.bsky.social · 21/02/2025Well, you certainly can't say that Apple's AI summaries sugarcoat anything 000 0
MAGA kryptonite @magakryptonite.bsky.social · 19/02/2025Everyone ends up with the face they deserve. 000 0
MAGA kryptonite @magakryptonite.bsky.social · 12/02/2025Well, this is disappointing. Studio execs shot themselves in the foot w/ back-to-back strikes & the pipeline still hasn't recovered. Bad movies may be "content" for your streaming services, boys. But people want to see good movies in a theater. Let us know when you make one. #Marvel #Bravenewworld 100 1
MAGA kryptonite @magakryptonite.bsky.social · 10/02/2025#Democrats, let the photo below motivate you to DELETE YOUR META ACCOUNTS. It’s difficult by design, so if this guide doesn’t help, ask a techie friend for help. techcrunch.com/2025/01/22/h... 000 0
MAGA kryptonite @magakryptonite.bsky.social · 10/02/2025Broccoli-head thought it was a great idea to take a selfie dressed like this today when he’s going to lay off 5% of his “underperforming” workforce tomorrow. Wonder if a red MAGA hat is part of the severance package. 000 0
MAGA kryptonite @magakryptonite.bsky.social · 07/02/2025This is what you get when you go to YouTube and aren't signed in. I hate that the entire internet has become the National Enquirer 000 0
MAGA kryptonite @magakryptonite.bsky.social · 06/02/2025Price “update.” Whoever named it a price update and not a price increase likely got a promotion. 🖕🏻🙄🖕🏻 000 0
MAGA kryptonite @magakryptonite.bsky.social · 29/01/2025Good Morning #Democrats 🫡 Big Tech has fucked up by bending the knee to Mango Douchebag & they know it. Don't fall for this non-peace offering from Google. It's a lie. They will still track you & sell your info to the highest bidder. 1/2 100 1
MAGA kryptonite @magakryptonite.bsky.social · 25/01/2025Good Morning, #Democrats 😊 Here is a custom-made smartphone wallpaper to start your weekend! you-look-like-a-cheeto.jpg #MAGA 000 0
MAGA kryptonite @magakryptonite.bsky.social · 24/01/2025Oompa-Loompa Fish Lips has until late summer at best before his scalp is showing and these two coordinated combovers won’t do jack shit to hide it. #MAGA 000 0
MAGA kryptonite @magakryptonite.bsky.social · 28/12/2024Sorry, I thought I was responding to this post, but apparently it got tagged to you. I just think non-scientists shouldn’t be posting hard figures like “50% fatality rate” without a legitimate journalistic source to back it up. 120 2
MAGA kryptonite @magakryptonite.bsky.social · 24/12/2024This right here is why I haven’t watched one second of cable news or read the NYT website since 11/5. Dump dropped two(!) stupid and impossible scenarios ON CHRISTMAS EVE and CNN just presented them as plausible events for anxiety clicks. I spent 2016-2020 doomscrolling this shit. Never again. 100 1
MAGA kryptonite @magakryptonite.bsky.social · 02/12/2024Managed to get in a viewing in of the OTHER Thanksgiving movie before the weekend is out 000 0
MAGA kryptonite @magakryptonite.bsky.social · 23/11/2024iPhone, after a 16-year relationship, you should be able to accurately predict what my intentions are here 011 1