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MAGA kryptonite

@magakryptonite.bsky.social
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MAGA kryptonite @magakryptonite.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
If you needed the Times to help you come to this conclusion, you probably need to take a test to see if you can identify a squirrel.
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MAGA kryptonite @magakryptonite.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
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MAGA kryptonite @magakryptonite.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
I was only off by two weeks as it turned out
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MAGA kryptonite @magakryptonite.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Uhhhhh...
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MAGA kryptonite @magakryptonite.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Strokey McStrokeFace over here
Donald Trump, showing signs of another stroke with his right eye nearly swollen shut and the right side of his mouth drooping down, is seen with a woman with large breasts whom he can only wish was his 13 year-old daughter
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MAGA kryptonite @magakryptonite.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
You can't repost twice, but this bears repeating
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MAGA kryptonite @magakryptonite.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Looking good, Donny-John, looking great.
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MAGA kryptonite @magakryptonite.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
The thing about YouTube thumbnails is that they all look like the front page of the National Inquirer: external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%...
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MAGA kryptonite @magakryptonite.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
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MAGA kryptonite @magakryptonite.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
7/ Jesus, here’s another one
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MAGA kryptonite @magakryptonite.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
6/ Epilogue: OMFG, the scam is still going on
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MAGA kryptonite @magakryptonite.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Make it stop.
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MAGA kryptonite @magakryptonite.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
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MAGA kryptonite @magakryptonite.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
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MAGA kryptonite @magakryptonite.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
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MAGA kryptonite @magakryptonite.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
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MAGA kryptonite @magakryptonite.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
We all know that fascists hate humor at their expense. I don't even have to try to make a joke about this, just look at it. Fucking weirdo.
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MAGA kryptonite @magakryptonite.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
I don't think that there is a single person that doubts this is a real photo, Elonia. You douche rocket.
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MAGA kryptonite @magakryptonite.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Well, you certainly can't say that Apple's AI summaries sugarcoat anything
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MAGA kryptonite @magakryptonite.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Everyone ends up with the face they deserve.
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MAGA kryptonite @magakryptonite.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Well, this is disappointing. Studio execs shot themselves in the foot w/ back-to-back strikes & the pipeline still hasn't recovered. Bad movies may be "content" for your streaming services, boys. But people want to see good movies in a theater. Let us know when you make one. #Marvel #Bravenewworld
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MAGA kryptonite @magakryptonite.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
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MAGA kryptonite @magakryptonite.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
#Democrats, let the photo below motivate you to DELETE YOUR META ACCOUNTS. It’s difficult by design, so if this guide doesn’t help, ask a techie friend for help. techcrunch.com/2025/01/22/h...
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MAGA kryptonite @magakryptonite.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Broccoli-head thought it was a great idea to take a selfie dressed like this today when he’s going to lay off 5% of his “underperforming” workforce tomorrow. Wonder if a red MAGA hat is part of the severance package.
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MAGA kryptonite @magakryptonite.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
This is what you get when you go to YouTube and aren't signed in. I hate that the entire internet has become the National Enquirer
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MAGA kryptonite @magakryptonite.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Price “update.” Whoever named it a price update and not a price increase likely got a promotion. 🖕🏻🙄🖕🏻
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MAGA kryptonite @magakryptonite.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Good Morning #Democrats 🫡 Big Tech has fucked up by bending the knee to Mango Douchebag & they know it. Don't fall for this non-peace offering from Google. It's a lie. They will still track you & sell your info to the highest bidder. 1/2
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MAGA kryptonite @magakryptonite.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Good Morning, #Democrats 😊 Here is a custom-made smartphone wallpaper to start your weekend! you-look-like-a-cheeto.jpg #MAGA
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MAGA kryptonite @magakryptonite.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Oompa-Loompa Fish Lips has until late summer at best before his scalp is showing and these two coordinated combovers won’t do jack shit to hide it. #MAGA
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MAGA kryptonite @magakryptonite.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Too cute not to share! 😊
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MAGA kryptonite @magakryptonite.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Sorry, I thought I was responding to this post, but apparently it got tagged to you. I just think non-scientists shouldn’t be posting hard figures like “50% fatality rate” without a legitimate journalistic source to back it up.
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MAGA kryptonite @magakryptonite.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
This right here is why I haven’t watched one second of cable news or read the NYT website since 11/5. Dump dropped two(!) stupid and impossible scenarios ON CHRISTMAS EVE and CNN just presented them as plausible events for anxiety clicks. I spent 2016-2020 doomscrolling this shit. Never again.
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MAGA kryptonite @magakryptonite.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Good.
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MAGA kryptonite @magakryptonite.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Managed to get in a viewing in of the OTHER Thanksgiving movie before the weekend is out
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MAGA kryptonite @magakryptonite.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
iPhone, after a 16-year relationship, you should be able to accurately predict what my intentions are here
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