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@magakryptonite.bsky.social
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MAGA kryptonite @magakryptonite.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
An obese octogenarian with severe congestive heart failure jetting around for a month straight to stand on his feet for hours on the daily who has had multiple assassination attempts on him, what could possibly go wrong and by wrong I mean right
reuters.com
Trump says he is embarking on 32 days of campaign travel before November elections
US President Donald Trump said on Tuesday that he plans 32 days of campaign travel ahead of the ​November midterm elections, putting himself and his record at the ‌center of Republicans' fight to hold...
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MAGA kryptonite @magakryptonite.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Bitch, please
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MAGA kryptonite @magakryptonite.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Louise Simonson was probably my most-read comic book writer from middle school all the way through college. If her name was in the credits, I knew the book would deliver. She all but saved X-Factor from itself. And I was ride or die for Power Pack.
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MAGA kryptonite @magakryptonite.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Social media is not real life and platform owners are intentionally pushing people into these type of pile-ons for their own profit. Every stranger you see is going through something that you know nothing about.
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 25/09/2026
If a zoo animal started "going rogue" and "escaping the sandbox" they would shoot it immediately
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 21/09/2026
Always hilarious to see Jake and Logan Paul wearing suits at official events, like when people put clothes on dogs to pretend they have jobs
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Christopher Nuzzo @hellonuzzo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Seeing this again, I can still taste the Mountain Dew Code Red and Dominos Pizza.
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MAGA kryptonite @magakryptonite.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
By Dario’s own admission, he says that this interview took place “hours” after his comms team wrote his essay. Then he spends 25 minutes vomiting weasel words and never answers questions in a direct manner. He says that his “ai” could destroy the planet, but refuses to stop development.
youtu.be
Extended Interview: Dario Amodei
YouTube video by CBS Sunday Morning
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MAGA kryptonite @magakryptonite.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I own 5 Kallax bookshelves and have a religious devotion to them. Cheap, attractive, and the cubbies ensure that the pressboard won’t buckle under any kind of weight. As an avid RPG gamer, this is kind of incredible. Matt Berry’s involvement is the cherry on top
videogameschronicle.com
Ikea has released a Skyrim mod where players are accompanied by a Kallax shelving unit voiced by Matt Berry | VGC
“Your inventory woes end here,” the Kallax Storageborn mod promises…
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 09/09/2026
We believe we are actively creating an extinction event for humanity. We will not be asking your county planning board for zoning variances because fuck you. Why are you being so hostile
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John Lee @baronvonjohn.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
When did the word “gross” come to be a substitute for the words shitty, rude, cruel, mean, asshole-ish, awful, disgusting, etc? I know it’s an internet thing, but its use in that manner really sanitizes a lot of despicable things.
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Lee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Guy outside wearing a Last Jedi t shirt in 2026 while walking his corgis — I see you. 👍
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MAGA kryptonite @magakryptonite.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Story reminds me of that video where a busker corners Dua Lipa backstage at a festival and sings a 30-second shit song on a cigar-box ukulele and she has nowhere to run. He thought it was a balls-out version of networking. Lucky he didn’t get his ass kicked by her handler.
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MAGA kryptonite @magakryptonite.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
If only AI was real…
comicsands.com
Bill Gates Warns Rise Of AI Will Be One Of The 'Most Turbulent Times In Human History' In Alarming New Essay
What do you think, folks?
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MAGA kryptonite @magakryptonite.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
These fucking people
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MAGA kryptonite @magakryptonite.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
These people will simply not vote in November, then they will turn around in ‘28 and vote for every Republican they are eligible to vote for.
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MAGA kryptonite @magakryptonite.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I never bought into the conspiracy that he was dead. How many dozen people involved in keeping his corpse in a freezer would be able to do it without leaking? Likely that he just recently became lucid and is now severely disabled. Maybe he is at home, but he sure as shit isn't "working."
wkyt.com
Sen. Mitch McConnell released from rehabilitation center
The senator confirmed the news in a news release on Thursday.
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MAGA kryptonite @magakryptonite.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
static.klipy.com
Amadeus - Man's Joyful Laugh
ALT: Amadeus - Man's Joyful Laugh
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MAGA kryptonite @magakryptonite.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Kool-aid man is indestructible and can obliterate barriers. I can tell you from experience that the Colonel is a son of a bitch full of old man strength and rage. Green giant is a giant, obvi. And I assume that Burger King has a royal army to back him up.
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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I talked to Mitch McConnell for 20 minutes this morning, at least that's what my psychic told me.
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MAGA kryptonite @magakryptonite.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Hard work that yields great results will never protect you from a layoff. Why would anyone NOT quiet quit these days?
variety.com
Pixar Bears Brunt of Disney Studio Layoffs as Company Axes Several Hundred Staffers
Pixar Animation Studios, despite riding high on the success of summer blockbuster "Toy Story 5," was hit particularly hard in a wave of corporatewide layoffs at Disney.
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Christina Henderson @chenderson.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I wish more journalists would point out that Sen. McConnell and Rep. Tom Kean (missed 4 months of work) are/were essentially on paid sick & medical leave. The same employment protection they’ve spent their careers blocking other Americans from having.
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MAGA kryptonite @magakryptonite.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Lindsey Graham is being lionized in the media for his actions pre-trump while his post-trump actions are being glossed over as “fervent supporter of trump.” He was always a hawk who did very little to help South Carolina while staying in the closet when he could have been a voice for gay rights.
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MAGA kryptonite @magakryptonite.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
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Mini-Me's Sarcastic "Right..." Reaction
ALT: Mini-Me's Sarcastic "Right..." Reaction
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MAGA kryptonite @magakryptonite.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
An 80-year-old man with severe congestive heart failure standing on his feet for over an hour in 107 degree weather while wearing a dark suit. What could possibly go wrong? And by "wrong," I mean "right"
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MAGA kryptonite @magakryptonite.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Good. It is WAY too easy to lay people off in the United States. White collar & no collar unions are way overdue in this country. Hard work will not save your job and guarantee you a raise, but unions can.
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Blake Snodgrass @thebsnod.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Google is significantly and objectively worse than it was 10 years ago. The entirety of the internet is significantly and objectively worse.
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Lee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
My “drink from the hose” generational memory is how disappointing American Bandstand coming on was because it meant the cartoons were over.
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Adam Mallinger @bitterscriptreader.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
There has never been a Star Wars movie worse than the Star Wars discourse
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MAGA kryptonite @magakryptonite.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
OMG did I write this?
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MAGA kryptonite @magakryptonite.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Social media once again flooded with posts from Boomers and Repubs that chastise Americans for forgetting the true meaning of Memorial Day. While overlooking the fact that Americans are so starved for time off of work, Memorial Day is a day of relaxation for most of us.
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John Lee @baronvonjohn.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
"Mandalorian and Grogu is just a 2-hour Disney+ episode" "Mandalorian and Grogu season 3 sucked" "Baby Yoda was 7 years ago no one cares" “LOL DiSnEy StEr WuRs” SHUUUUUUTTTT UUUUUPPPPP
 Real fans don't bitch online for likes.
Real fans show up and watch. #StarWars #Mandalorian #Grogu
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MAGA kryptonite @magakryptonite.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Folks, this never happened.
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Lee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
shame.
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John Lee @baronvonjohn.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
I was fully expecting a rambling clone of one of these shallow & shitty "we drank from the water hose" speeches. But this woman is dead on. This video actually made me heartsick and wistful. GenX and proud. youtube.com/shorts/jg6Mr...
youtube.com
I was 15 #duet #1984 #80s #1980s #culture #popculture #music #entertainment #MTV #genx #life
YouTube video by Hawk's Podcasts / mdg650hawk
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MAGA kryptonite @magakryptonite.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
If you needed the Times to help you come to this conclusion, you probably need to take a test to see if you can identify a squirrel.
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MAGA kryptonite @magakryptonite.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
The great* thing about May the Fourth is all of the artists, writers and influencers you follow who you thought were chill but who then take the spirit of the day as an opportunity to wipe their asses with Star Wars. *shitty
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MAGA kryptonite @magakryptonite.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Someone is going to keep trying and at some point they’ll get it right.
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MAGA kryptonite @magakryptonite.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Inching ever closer to the USA’s inevitable uprising against billionaires and authority figures who have exploited anyone who dares to make less than 100 million dollars a year. www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/general...
hollywoodreporter.com
Sam Altman Confirms Molotov Cocktail Incident and Responds to “Incendiary” New Yorker Investigation
The OpenAI CEO covers a lot of ground in the personal blog post, shared Friday afternoon, by opening up on Ronan Farrow and Andrew Marantz’s investigation and reliving his past mistakes.
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
I can't stop laughing at this post. It's perfect.
A guy asking ChatGPT to review a series of fart sound effects and getting a serious kiss ass response that calls it atmospheric
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MAGA kryptonite @magakryptonite.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Can't imagine why this would be the case. www.axios.com/2026/04/10/c...
axios.com
Consumers are in a foul, foul mood
The University of Michigan consumer sentiment survey's preliminary reading sank to 47.6, which would be a record low.
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Mattie Electric Air Line @mrbtx.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
It's always something seeing white dude leftists on Bsky underestimate Harris' popularity
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MAGA kryptonite @magakryptonite.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
1/x Kamala Harris 2028 is trending & FUCK'S SAKE, the purity test has already started. Ppl who sat out 2024 because of something-Israel-something are the very ones who now can't afford gas, groceries, utilities, health insurance etc & they're dying to let Vance take the wheel just to spite the DNC.
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MAGA kryptonite @magakryptonite.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
“This thing is so scary, so smart, and it almost certainly is really, really, really, for real this time, artificial intelligence. No, really, it’s so smart and we are just in awe and so scared of our own product.” “No you can’t have a demo, why do you ask?” www.axios.com/2026/04/08/a...
axios.com
Anthropic's newest AI model could wreak havoc. Most in power aren't ready
Consider this the scary phase of artificial intelligence.
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 08/04/2026
What makes this feel impossible for me is that everything is carried out as content creation for the president's social media fans - diplomacy, pronouncements, domestic policy. No other constituency matters and they absorb everything exclusively through that medium.
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MAGA kryptonite @magakryptonite.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
April Fool's (or as I call it, Shithead Christmas) jokes everywhere online today... I really thought that we cancelled Shithead Christmas in 2020 when Covid lockdowns were in full swing and no one was in the mood. Sad to see that isn't the case, MAN do I hate Shithead Christmas.
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MAGA kryptonite @magakryptonite.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Maybe it’s time that corporations are the ones that “roll with the punches” instead of demoralized, underpaid, overworked and laid-off employees. Maybe people “own their careers” and “own their healthcare” by holding corporation’s and the government’s feet to the fire. Posting this for no reason
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Lee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
TM and Ⓒ OceanGate Inc, 2023. All rights reserved.
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Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Trump is looking at his Iran war like he looked at Marla four years in.
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MAGA kryptonite @magakryptonite.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
It's awesome that #NoKings gets bigger every time. But we need a days-long General Strike. Keep schools in session & essential workers on duty. But large swaths of Americans who hole up in their homes like it's May 2020 & buy nothing but food and medicine? That would absolutely move the needle.
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