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the witch mae (she/her)

@mae.consensus.gay
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she/her 26/yo trans woman in northwest England big lesbian weird traumagirl, goes out wearing a witch hat a lot for literally fun watercolour artist, experienced public speaker, tryna stay alive and whimsical despite the horrors 💜

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the witch mae (she/her) @mae.consensus.gay · 9h
or that!!! that is also an excellent way this could be the case !
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the witch mae (she/her) @mae.consensus.gay · 10h
I almost don't wanna get my hopes up but god I can see it so goddamn clearly. probably talked it out with susie over the night and then I can see her like almost accidentally outing her or something before ralsei comes out and then a bunch of the castle town interactions are darkner reactions to it
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the witch mae (she/her) @mae.consensus.gay · 11h
it was written in the ebbs of the miasma that chokes the terrible swamp when i last visited their foul yet oddly prophetic marshes
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the witch mae (she/her) @mae.consensus.gay · 11h
carol is menopausal
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the witch mae (she/her) @mae.consensus.gay · 11h
this is carols estrogel prescription she got for menopause but the darkener itself is the plastic bottle and a dudebro but like very feminist and woke with it. and upon meeting ralsei he knows whats gotta happen IMMEDIATELY. grungler plastic E gel bottle shocks repressor goat by speaking perfect egg
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the witch mae (she/her) @mae.consensus.gay · 12h
ESTROGEN DARKENER LETS GOOOOOO
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the witch mae (she/her) @mae.consensus.gay · 13h
like he's fully made multiple movies in the time he's been makin stuff but the brown sofa reviews of various bits of rubbish from english discount shops are the EXACT same as they have ALWAYS been, since BEFORE youtube, and that is a level of consistency I really appreciate
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the witch mae (she/her) @mae.consensus.gay · 13h
this is quite a nice selfie i think.
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the witch mae (she/her) @mae.consensus.gay · 14h
completed the painting!
watercolour painting of Dr eggman from sonic adventure 2 specifically in the endless buzzing yellow empty office building labyrinth of the backrooms, hand splayed out behind him to gesture to the room and hallway by him with text that says "I'm BACK IN THE FUCKING ROOMS AGAIN", referencing Alfred paperboxhouse's impeccable performance as the evil oeufs doc himself in the famed snapcube sonic real-time fandubs. the words "back" and "rooms" are in big block text and are red and yellow respectively.
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the witch mae (she/her) @mae.consensus.gay · 14h
for as long as a promo uses ai generated posters, even just on instagram, their crowd will be short a witch. which is EXTREMELY disappointing. i will miss going to those and rejoicing terribly. but it truly is the diarrhoea on my chips. even if its just a blob on the side i do not want those chips
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the witch mae (she/her) @mae.consensus.gay · 18h
SHIT i forgot to say in the alt text but on the watercolour pad is eggman in the backrooms with the text "IM BACK IN THE FUCKING ROOMS AGAIN" and back and rooms are in big block text
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the witch mae (she/her) @mae.consensus.gay · 18h
today is touch grass and paint silly paintings day. or at least afternoon
the witch mae in a white fluffy top and purple jacket and big eyeliner in a park holding a postcard sized watercolour pad . got faded green hair and purple lipstick.
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the witch mae (she/her) @mae.consensus.gay · 20h
painted a postcard. happy october (:
watercolour postcard! the head and shoulders of a witch with green hair and purple lipstick and eyes covered by hat smiles amongst trees besides the words "Witch you were here!" "inhaling the foul miasma of THE TERRIBLE SWAMP". there is a classic purple bog with skull shape in it and reeds and stuff and the tree leaves are lightly autumnal.
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the witch mae (she/her) @mae.consensus.gay · 23h
bet I can witch it up and pop to the park before it's podcast recording time. it's not too late
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the witch mae (she/her) @mae.consensus.gay · 23h
really really need to touch some grass fuuuuccckkk
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the witch mae (she/her) @mae.consensus.gay · 04/10/2026
fucking AWESOME
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Revenge of Princesscore @princessrevenge.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
less “u dont need to transition to be trans” more “here’s what transition does and how to do it. less “u don’t need dysphoria to be trans” and more “idk bitch that sounds a lot like dysphoria to me”
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the witch mae (she/her) @mae.consensus.gay · 04/10/2026
it's a REAL problem. the advisor they got for writing chakotay on voyager was someone who had been exposed as pretending to be native american and criticised as inauthentic and stereotypical by activists like an entire decade prior
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the witch mae (she/her) @mae.consensus.gay · 04/10/2026
when woke wins I want reparations from Roku from every fucking time they advertised one of the wizard movies to me on the stupid app you have to use if you lose the worlds stealthiest remote
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Pen and watercolor 

A pack of witches dance around a fire circle summoning a massive demon in the flames. One of our witches is down though, reader. She lets her sisters know that she won’t be continuing the circle. “Gotta sit this one out, sisters,” she says. “Rolled my ankle.” 
 
I played around with adding a lot of detail to this scene (more shadows, trees in the background, etc.) I think the simpler version works but I’m not sure how I feel about the fire demon drawing. I think I like it. Was having trouble getting the composition of the scene set up with a text bubble in the bottom right. I do like the purple against the black dresses and little boots.
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the witch mae (she/her) @mae.consensus.gay · 04/10/2026
im strong like the big bones cus I eats me hormones im popeye the sailor traaaaaan
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the witch mae (she/her) @mae.consensus.gay · 04/10/2026
I dunno why I haven't changed my display name to this yet. probably mostly because it's me that posts on here instead of the witch. but it's spooky month. tis the season to be villainous. ehheheheeh etcetera
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the witch mae (she/her) @mae.consensus.gay · 04/10/2026
sonic the hedgehog with a speech bubble below him to humourously indicate he could say this. the picture of him specifically is from "subspace emmisary", often referred to just as "subspace", the single player mode of one of the smash games, in which he shows up at the very last second basically just because he wanted to.
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the witch mae (she/her) @mae.consensus.gay · 04/10/2026
fuck. I need to do some research
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🌑 @fell.energy · 03/10/2026
sorry hold still i didnt hear what you said and im trying to infer it from your body language
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the witch mae (she/her) @mae.consensus.gay · 03/10/2026
yeah okay this looks like a good thing to let take over my brain for a couple months. why not
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the witch mae (she/her) @mae.consensus.gay · 03/10/2026
just saw a rat (:
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the witch mae (she/her) @mae.consensus.gay · 03/10/2026
hotel mario secret level lets goooo
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the witch mae (she/her) @mae.consensus.gay · 03/10/2026
millennial AAA title with a hecking minigame
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the witch mae (she/her) @mae.consensus.gay · 03/10/2026
the smoke going behind to look like wings is SUCH a good touch omg
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the witch mae (she/her) @mae.consensus.gay · 03/10/2026
unsure why but this backrooms × @clowndepot.mariogolf.info comic is like the only thing I'm finding art drive for rn but honestly I'll take it!! anyway here's nine pages of it lol also I just took a literal hour and a half writing the alt text so please appreciate that too lmao
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the witch mae (she/her) @mae.consensus.gay · 03/10/2026
your eyes wander over the face in the mirror. you quickly look away. who is that?
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the witch mae (she/her) @mae.consensus.gay · 03/10/2026
that's the pathologic 2 water..
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the witch mae (she/her) @mae.consensus.gay · 03/10/2026
probably
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the witch mae (she/her) @mae.consensus.gay · 02/10/2026
aughhh that's the worst!! hopefully it fades in your memory before too long
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the witch mae (she/her) @mae.consensus.gay · 02/10/2026
quite frankly I am shocked you did not know already lmao yep that was me!! it was genuinely not something I put much thought into and ultimately I did not do any of the work at all it was an off the cuff suggestion but it's definitely very funny
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the witch mae (she/her) @mae.consensus.gay · 02/10/2026
just realised this screenshot only exists on a privated and frankly condemned to eventual deletion twitter account rn so reuploading here for posterity lmao
screenshot from discord. 
(message being replied to: Milk Mae-d (She/Her) "Make a ska song about 9/11")
TomSka: "Just spent a fucking hour on this."
"Do you have *any* idea how hard it is to write a song about 9/11 that wont immediately get me cancelled?"
Milk Mae-d (She/Her): "Gonna be honest I hadn't given it much thought"
"I did however just give myself a headache laughing thinking about it"
TomSka: "Good"
Meemyster1: "shiba inu in a grim reaper outfit taking a person across the rainbow bridge to hell"[message unrelated]
TomSka: "Let this be your 9/11"
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the witch mae (she/her) @mae.consensus.gay · 02/10/2026
currently playing a fun balancing game of trying to gently tell my friend that she said something stupid and needs to take the L while also being hyperconscious that this year I have already lost my two biggest friend groups and would REALLY not like to make it a third
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the witch mae (she/her) @mae.consensus.gay · 01/10/2026
if they ever do Deltarune symphonic concerts I really hope they do cutie mewmew magic like an actual miku concert and have pink up there singing it. I think I would cry very very hard at that (good)
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the witch mae (she/her) @mae.consensus.gay · 01/10/2026
my TV updated and now every time it turns on it autoloads onto an ad and I have to manually select the Roku from the sources, which I did not have to do before the update. one of my least favourite minor symptoms of what's wrong with everything I hate it SO much
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the witch mae (she/her) @mae.consensus.gay · 30/09/2026
oh my word....
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the witch mae (she/her) @mae.consensus.gay · 30/09/2026
I am too powerful but something is wrong so for the universe to diagnose me I must illuminate the problem with the spiritual weight of five thousand onion rings. the mysterious winds will have my MRI results in 3-8 weeks
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the witch mae (she/her) @mae.consensus.gay · 30/09/2026
get OUT of my way I NEED to drink the wetherspoons fryer oil and I WILL take lives in this pursuit if necessary
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the witch mae (she/her) @mae.consensus.gay · 30/09/2026
is this just gonna be my whole life. getting laughed at by teenage boys. I'm literally not even the witch today this is pure just cis peoples' eyes. eyes eyes eyes eyes eyes. when everyone's being a gender cop in their head the entire fucking world is a panopticon. going fucking insane
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the witch mae (she/her) @mae.consensus.gay · 30/09/2026
getting really really sick of groups of teenage boys seeing me, getting really quiet and then whispering to each other and laughing really unsubtly while glancing at me. really really fucking tiresome actually. I hate going in public sometimes
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the witch mae (she/her) @mae.consensus.gay · 30/09/2026
we... we do???
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the witch mae (she/her) @mae.consensus.gay · 30/09/2026
hm.
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the witch mae (she/her) @mae.consensus.gay · 29/09/2026
absolutely perfect Tuesday injection today !! time to go try not to freeze up at the queer club !!!! forgot to hit post before leaving the house. I had a really bad flashback and had to sit outside to involuntarily loud cry. oops. oh well lmao. maybe another time
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the witch mae (she/her) @mae.consensus.gay · 29/09/2026
(at the pharmacy) do you guys have a secret menu
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the witch mae (she/her) @mae.consensus.gay · 29/09/2026
if gravity was indeed first discovered and theorised when Issac Newton had an apple land on his head imagine what he could have come up with had he been reduced to a mere smear on the pavement by one. man could've discovered worms. he didn't though. heh. what a fool
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