the witch mae (she/her) @mae.consensus.gay · 9hor that!!! that is also an excellent way this could be the case ! 010
the witch mae (she/her) @mae.consensus.gay · 10hI almost don't wanna get my hopes up but god I can see it so goddamn clearly. probably talked it out with susie over the night and then I can see her like almost accidentally outing her or something before ralsei comes out and then a bunch of the castle town interactions are darkner reactions to it 020
the witch mae (she/her) @mae.consensus.gay · 11hit was written in the ebbs of the miasma that chokes the terrible swamp when i last visited their foul yet oddly prophetic marshes 0100
the witch mae (she/her) @mae.consensus.gay · 11hthis is carols estrogel prescription she got for menopause but the darkener itself is the plastic bottle and a dudebro but like very feminist and woke with it. and upon meeting ralsei he knows whats gotta happen IMMEDIATELY. grungler plastic E gel bottle shocks repressor goat by speaking perfect egg 0161
the witch mae (she/her) @mae.consensus.gay · 13hlike he's fully made multiple movies in the time he's been makin stuff but the brown sofa reviews of various bits of rubbish from english discount shops are the EXACT same as they have ALWAYS been, since BEFORE youtube, and that is a level of consistency I really appreciate 060
the witch mae (she/her) @mae.consensus.gay · 14hfor as long as a promo uses ai generated posters, even just on instagram, their crowd will be short a witch. which is EXTREMELY disappointing. i will miss going to those and rejoicing terribly. but it truly is the diarrhoea on my chips. even if its just a blob on the side i do not want those chips 000
the witch mae (she/her) @mae.consensus.gay · 18hSHIT i forgot to say in the alt text but on the watercolour pad is eggman in the backrooms with the text "IM BACK IN THE FUCKING ROOMS AGAIN" and back and rooms are in big block text 000
the witch mae (she/her) @mae.consensus.gay · 18htoday is touch grass and paint silly paintings day. or at least afternoon 260
the witch mae (she/her) @mae.consensus.gay · 23hbet I can witch it up and pop to the park before it's podcast recording time. it's not too late 100
the witch mae (she/her) @mae.consensus.gay · 23hreally really need to touch some grass fuuuuccckkk 100
Reposted by the witch mae (she/her)Revenge of Princesscore @princessrevenge.bsky.social · 04/10/2026less “u dont need to transition to be trans” more “here’s what transition does and how to do it. less “u don’t need dysphoria to be trans” and more “idk bitch that sounds a lot like dysphoria to me” 425560
the witch mae (she/her) @mae.consensus.gay · 04/10/2026it's a REAL problem. the advisor they got for writing chakotay on voyager was someone who had been exposed as pretending to be native american and criticised as inauthentic and stereotypical by activists like an entire decade prior 110
the witch mae (she/her) @mae.consensus.gay · 04/10/2026when woke wins I want reparations from Roku from every fucking time they advertised one of the wizard movies to me on the stupid app you have to use if you lose the worlds stealthiest remote 1121
the witch mae (she/her) @mae.consensus.gay · 04/10/2026im strong like the big bones cus I eats me hormones im popeye the sailor traaaaaan 1210
the witch mae (she/her) @mae.consensus.gay · 04/10/2026I dunno why I haven't changed my display name to this yet. probably mostly because it's me that posts on here instead of the witch. but it's spooky month. tis the season to be villainous. ehheheheeh etcetera 020
Reposted by the witch mae (she/her)🌑 @fell.energy · 03/10/2026sorry hold still i didnt hear what you said and im trying to infer it from your body language 715816
the witch mae (she/her) @mae.consensus.gay · 03/10/2026yeah okay this looks like a good thing to let take over my brain for a couple months. why not 030
the witch mae (she/her) @mae.consensus.gay · 03/10/2026millennial AAA title with a hecking minigame 020
the witch mae (she/her) @mae.consensus.gay · 03/10/2026the smoke going behind to look like wings is SUCH a good touch omg 020
the witch mae (she/her) @mae.consensus.gay · 03/10/2026unsure why but this backrooms × @clowndepot.mariogolf.info comic is like the only thing I'm finding art drive for rn but honestly I'll take it!! anyway here's nine pages of it lol also I just took a literal hour and a half writing the alt text so please appreciate that too lmao 0341
the witch mae (she/her) @mae.consensus.gay · 03/10/2026your eyes wander over the face in the mirror. you quickly look away. who is that? 010
the witch mae (she/her) @mae.consensus.gay · 02/10/2026aughhh that's the worst!! hopefully it fades in your memory before too long 000
the witch mae (she/her) @mae.consensus.gay · 02/10/2026quite frankly I am shocked you did not know already lmao yep that was me!! it was genuinely not something I put much thought into and ultimately I did not do any of the work at all it was an off the cuff suggestion but it's definitely very funny 010
the witch mae (she/her) @mae.consensus.gay · 02/10/2026just realised this screenshot only exists on a privated and frankly condemned to eventual deletion twitter account rn so reuploading here for posterity lmao 130
the witch mae (she/her) @mae.consensus.gay · 02/10/2026currently playing a fun balancing game of trying to gently tell my friend that she said something stupid and needs to take the L while also being hyperconscious that this year I have already lost my two biggest friend groups and would REALLY not like to make it a third 030
the witch mae (she/her) @mae.consensus.gay · 01/10/2026if they ever do Deltarune symphonic concerts I really hope they do cutie mewmew magic like an actual miku concert and have pink up there singing it. I think I would cry very very hard at that (good) 020
the witch mae (she/her) @mae.consensus.gay · 01/10/2026my TV updated and now every time it turns on it autoloads onto an ad and I have to manually select the Roku from the sources, which I did not have to do before the update. one of my least favourite minor symptoms of what's wrong with everything I hate it SO much 010
the witch mae (she/her) @mae.consensus.gay · 30/09/2026I am too powerful but something is wrong so for the universe to diagnose me I must illuminate the problem with the spiritual weight of five thousand onion rings. the mysterious winds will have my MRI results in 3-8 weeks 000
the witch mae (she/her) @mae.consensus.gay · 30/09/2026get OUT of my way I NEED to drink the wetherspoons fryer oil and I WILL take lives in this pursuit if necessary 110
the witch mae (she/her) @mae.consensus.gay · 30/09/2026is this just gonna be my whole life. getting laughed at by teenage boys. I'm literally not even the witch today this is pure just cis peoples' eyes. eyes eyes eyes eyes eyes. when everyone's being a gender cop in their head the entire fucking world is a panopticon. going fucking insane 040
the witch mae (she/her) @mae.consensus.gay · 30/09/2026getting really really sick of groups of teenage boys seeing me, getting really quiet and then whispering to each other and laughing really unsubtly while glancing at me. really really fucking tiresome actually. I hate going in public sometimes 250
the witch mae (she/her) @mae.consensus.gay · 29/09/2026absolutely perfect Tuesday injection today !! time to go try not to freeze up at the queer club !!!! forgot to hit post before leaving the house. I had a really bad flashback and had to sit outside to involuntarily loud cry. oops. oh well lmao. maybe another time 000
the witch mae (she/her) @mae.consensus.gay · 29/09/2026(at the pharmacy) do you guys have a secret menu 000
the witch mae (she/her) @mae.consensus.gay · 29/09/2026if gravity was indeed first discovered and theorised when Issac Newton had an apple land on his head imagine what he could have come up with had he been reduced to a mere smear on the pavement by one. man could've discovered worms. he didn't though. heh. what a fool 010