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the witch mae (she/her)

@mae.consensus.gay
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she/her 26/yo trans woman in northwest England big lesbian weird traumagirl, goes out wearing a witch hat a lot for literally fun watercolour artist, experienced public speaker, tryna stay alive and whimsical despite the horrors 💜

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the witch mae (she/her) @mae.consensus.gay · 09/10/2026
guardian headline: Gromit finally gets a voice ... and its Martin Freeman screenshot of information about a donation of £2000 Martin Freeman gave for a Graham Linehan Fundraiser Social on 2025-09-04. source: bash backscreenshot of a twitter post from Graham Linehan on twitter. it's quoting a video of me, a green haired transsexual witch clad in purple casting a curse of pain and grief and burning in hell forever with me on a man wearing a big "trans women are men" sandwich board, originally posted by "gay not queer". Graham says "these fucking idiots can't help themselves. every time they turn up, they show why we don't want them in women's spaces".
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the witch mae (she/her) @mae.consensus.gay · 08/10/2026
thanks eggman. I painted you stuck in the backrooms for fun
simple watercolour and black fineliner painting of Dr eggman from sonic adventure 2 specifically in the eness yellow office building Labyrinth of the backrooms. he has his hand splayed out, gesturing at a room, and there is text that reads "I'M *BACK* IN THE FUCKING *ROOMS* AGAIN"
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the witch mae (she/her) @mae.consensus.gay · 08/10/2026
sorry bucko the likes agree with me, I win
one post, user blocked out, saying "I'm not denying that but when was that said" and a reply by me that says "it was written in the ebbs of the miasma that chokes the terrible swamp when i last visited their foul yet oddly prophetic marshes". the former has four likes and the latter has 12
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the witch mae (she/her) @mae.consensus.gay · 07/10/2026
who goes thare!?
a purple witch sat in front of castle battlements and a skyscraper and a tree at twilight holding a lantern illuminating her face, which looks spooked and as though about to enunciate the W in Who goes there's
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the witch mae (she/her) @mae.consensus.gay · 06/10/2026
completed the painting!
watercolour painting of Dr eggman from sonic adventure 2 specifically in the endless buzzing yellow empty office building labyrinth of the backrooms, hand splayed out behind him to gesture to the room and hallway by him with text that says "I'm BACK IN THE FUCKING ROOMS AGAIN", referencing Alfred paperboxhouse's impeccable performance as the evil oeufs doc himself in the famed snapcube sonic real-time fandubs. the words "back" and "rooms" are in big block text and are red and yellow respectively.
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the witch mae (she/her) @mae.consensus.gay · 05/10/2026
today is touch grass and paint silly paintings day. or at least afternoon
the witch mae in a white fluffy top and purple jacket and big eyeliner in a park holding a postcard sized watercolour pad . got faded green hair and purple lipstick.
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the witch mae (she/her) @mae.consensus.gay · 05/10/2026
painted a postcard. happy october (:
watercolour postcard! the head and shoulders of a witch with green hair and purple lipstick and eyes covered by hat smiles amongst trees besides the words "Witch you were here!" "inhaling the foul miasma of THE TERRIBLE SWAMP". there is a classic purple bog with skull shape in it and reeds and stuff and the tree leaves are lightly autumnal.
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the witch mae (she/her) @mae.consensus.gay · 04/10/2026
sonic the hedgehog with a speech bubble below him to humourously indicate he could say this. the picture of him specifically is from "subspace emmisary", often referred to just as "subspace", the single player mode of one of the smash games, in which he shows up at the very last second basically just because he wanted to.
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the witch mae (she/her) @mae.consensus.gay · 03/10/2026
unsure why but this backrooms × @clowndepot.mariogolf.info comic is like the only thing I'm finding art drive for rn but honestly I'll take it!! anyway here's nine pages of it lol also I just took a literal hour and a half writing the alt text so please appreciate that too lmao
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the witch mae (she/her) @mae.consensus.gay · 02/10/2026
just realised this screenshot only exists on a privated and frankly condemned to eventual deletion twitter account rn so reuploading here for posterity lmao
screenshot from discord. 
(message being replied to: Milk Mae-d (She/Her) "Make a ska song about 9/11")
TomSka: "Just spent a fucking hour on this."
"Do you have *any* idea how hard it is to write a song about 9/11 that wont immediately get me cancelled?"
Milk Mae-d (She/Her): "Gonna be honest I hadn't given it much thought"
"I did however just give myself a headache laughing thinking about it"
TomSka: "Good"
Meemyster1: "shiba inu in a grim reaper outfit taking a person across the rainbow bridge to hell"[message unrelated]
TomSka: "Let this be your 9/11"
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the witch mae (she/her) @mae.consensus.gay · 29/09/2026
(does this to you)
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the witch mae (she/her) @mae.consensus.gay · 27/09/2026
that was absolutely incredible I have not cried this much in months this game's really been with me for a long ass time through lots of bits of my life. the energy was fantastic in the crowd and I hope they do a recording of it because there's this sick guitar solo they added in ASGORE that FUCKS
selfie of a purple witch lady in front of the Undertale determination symphony posterpurple witch in a queue that doubles back on itself purple witch indoors with the red seats of a concert hall behind her
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the witch mae (she/her) @mae.consensus.gay · 27/09/2026
big thing today!!!
screenshot from ticketmaster.
home/my tickets/ 
UNDERTALE - the determination symphony 
sept 27 sun - 18:30
UNDERTALE - the determination symphony 
O2 Apollo Manchester - Manchester 
share you're going! [logos for Instagram, twitter, Facebook, whatsapp]
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the witch mae (she/her) @mae.consensus.gay · 27/09/2026
I think he deserved his fate. don't you?
RINGO BURGER
No thanks
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the witch mae (she/her) @mae.consensus.gay · 26/09/2026
today was a bad start. was flashbanged by my Big Trauma Song on youtube shorts while brushing my teeth. but! then I sat outside for a bit and saw a friend. and she helped cheer me up
longhaired old stray black and white cat sat on some dirty rolls of carpet on some gravel outside, next to a mouldy chair and a pile of rained-on mattresses. the cat's black tail curls loosely behind her and her little white paws sit pristinely.
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the witch mae (she/her) @mae.consensus.gay · 15/09/2026
sure ill take it!
Strawberry Red
Charming with a core of quiet steel. Your bright nature lifts spirits effortlessly, and your compassionate instinct to help those in need reveals your true strength.
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the witch mae (she/her) @mae.consensus.gay · 15/09/2026
always know your fanart is going down well on stream when it requires a 3 minute aside to give context for the guest and a further 3 minute bowl packing break in the middle of looking at it lmao
watercolour painted comic of a white trans woman in a minimalistic maid dress with a bandaged halo suspended over her head with a wire that goes down into the hair on the back of her head, stuck in the backrooms, an endless yellow patterned wallpaper and damp grey-blue carpet. the comic starts and she's about to crouch down with a wall right behind her. she's talking into a microphone.
"okay, scout expedition voice log number uhhh... number 12. I think."

"been roughly 3 days I think? since losing contact with ASYNC. (hated that suit anyway.) place has shifted around a fair amount since I got here, but the reason I'm recording THIS thing is cus.. she,, ah, fuck, uh, IT..."

she finishes crouching down against the wall and picks something up, still talking into her mic.

"nah fuck it! SHE, for the first time, made something in FRONT of me. seemed notable. anyway it was a bong so I'm smoking it now."

lifting a glass pipe to her face, we see three consecutive panels. one, she exhales "foooooo" and tucks the hair on one side of her face behind her ear. two, she lights the pipe, inhaling as the bubbling smoke rushes into her mouth and fills her lungs, eyes closed. three, she leans back against the wall, high and content, exhaling the smoke "ahhhh" as the hair falls out back from behind her ear, her halo bumps against the wall. in each of the three panels behind her, the pattern of yellow splotches on the wallpaper behind her is redder.

the last panel we see is a wide shot of her sat leant against the wall, blissful, muttering into the air, "oh my god... permanent marker... she's so good to meeeeehehehehe... *cough cough*" while the pattern on the wallpaper she leans against grows redder a few metres around where her back is touching the wall. the bong and microphone sit on the floor beside her, alongside the tops of several other pipes in the foreground and a bag of food. the mic is still recording and the bong was technically part of the backrooms so felt ALL of that.
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the witch mae (she/her) @mae.consensus.gay · 13/09/2026
been thinking about the game I stole my name from a lot recently
portrait watercolour painting. a train is driving away from a blue silicon city engulfed in smoke and flames reaching halfway up the skyscrapers and illuminating the sky. the train, a british rail class 323 unit number 161, blue with a yellow front plate and overhead electric cables, is carrying a single visible passanger, a bear girl in a night in the woods inspired style. over it all on the bottom half of the page is capital letter orange with light brown and red shadow text that reads "SELMERS WE NEED YOU"a reiteration of the previous image lit in dark astral purples, pinks and blues. the former image was meant to invoke the daytime waking hours segments of night in the woods with rich oranges and deep dry blues and this one is much more akin to the dream segments of night in the woods. otherwise, however, it is the same image.
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the witch mae (she/her) @mae.consensus.gay · 10/09/2026
selfie dump from my day out yesterday
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the witch mae (she/her) @mae.consensus.gay · 09/09/2026
it's Serious Fucking Reading time okay do NOT bother me (unless you were going to be nice in which case please bother me)
the same trans woman as in the quoted photo, in the countryside, eyes HEAVILY shadowed by her witch hat in the sunlight holding a book, the Azumanga Daioh Omnibus by Kiyohiko Azuma. her facial expression is stern. there's a train signal behind her
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the witch mae (she/her) @mae.consensus.gay · 09/09/2026
going for a read somewhere quiet. if you think I look nice, I want to hear it. please and thankyou.
white fat trans woman with a witch hat sat on a train. her face is lit by sunlight but shadowed by her hat and a shadow that covers all but an outline of her nose while staying parallel to it. she's got big winged eyeliner with dots tracing the eyesocket underneath and is wearing  green dress, purple jacket and has two bag straps. her hair is a very faded green and the point of her cap is smushd against the window a bit. the train is a class 150 with northern rail livery
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the witch mae (she/her) @mae.consensus.gay · 09/09/2026
drawn something important I think
black fountain pen on lined notebook paper doodle of wallace from wallace and gromit, gromit from wallace and gromit and green from deltarune. wallace and green deltarune are holding each other in an almost waltz like embrace and looking at each other with love. gromit is looking at the frying pan with a bit swiss cheese in it on the table on front of them all, with a small plate of cheesed crackers next to it. between Wallace and green is an arrow pointing to them both labelled "cheeseliker solidarity" and between gromit and green is another arrow labelled "nonverbal solidarity"
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the witch mae (she/her) @mae.consensus.gay · 04/09/2026
deltarune transfem ralsei gag comic idea I had
black fountain pen on lined notebook paper comic drawn somewhat scribbly. Susie deltarune (a purple lizard girl in tattered clothes) and Kris deltarune (non-binary teen with messy hair over their eyes and big comfy jumper) are walking away from Kris' house after chapter 5 and Susie is talking to Kris, saying "dude, ralsei was practicing his cool flames magic in his room for HOURS last night" which leads into the second panel showing ralsei, a goatesque fluffy darkner 'egg' sat in her room on her bed saying loudly to herself "heat from fire, fire from heat" over and over again, a very common phrase used for transfeminine voice training. outside the room's door is Susie, ear pressed to the door, saying "oh XXXX... awesome..." to herself
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the witch mae (she/her) @mae.consensus.gay · 04/09/2026
some guy just described this weird thing called "dog" to me so I had a go at drawing it
black fountain pen on lined notebook paper doodle of a white trans puppygirl (she/it) in big stompy boots, torn jeans, a carbiner and a midriff bearing top with messy chest length hair crouched with legs open in front of a bong with her hands/paws on her head sauing "fuuuuuuuck im so puppy and high and stuck in the backrooms". behind her is a crude depiction of the original backrooms image. with only her arm visible in frame stood near her is a black trans catgirl (she/her) holding a dry herb vaporiser.
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the witch mae (she/her) @mae.consensus.gay · 03/09/2026
michael's alters weigh in on the situation
Michael Rosen on a black background with a blue hue over him with two other little Michael Rosen heads in normal colour but with slight radial blur to the right of the blue one. one is talking and one looks shocked
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the witch mae (she/her) @mae.consensus.gay · 02/09/2026
chocolate cake that has pink letter candles on it that read "HARGI 💜 BIRTDLY"
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the witch mae (she/her) @mae.consensus.gay · 02/09/2026
chalk drawing of babble the rabbit on some old concrete with leaves on it! there's a purple bag with the trans symbol ⚧️ on it and various chalks scattered about. there is a speech bubble from babble saying "sounds fun!" and an arrow pointing to her with the label "babble"
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the witch mae (she/her) @mae.consensus.gay · 27/08/2026
stupid fucking country lmao
English country road sign pointing that a place called "Pott Shrigley" is 1½ miles awayme in my witch hat and a comfy jumper and black dress and green/red boots and umbrella leaning against a sign in the dark welcoming people to POTT SHRIGLEY on a dark rural road
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the witch mae (she/her) @mae.consensus.gay · 24/08/2026
text message notification from Dad 34 min ago reading "Amazing Digital Circus"
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the witch mae (she/her) @mae.consensus.gay · 24/08/2026
lookin 2 be the next creepy pasta
creepy witch silhouette lit slightly by a pink light to just reveal enough details to figure little bits out, hair, fabric of clothes, jawline and a little on the nose, but otherwise all facial features are shrouded in darkness. the sky behind her dimly glows with light pollution.
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the witch mae (she/her) @mae.consensus.gay · 22/08/2026
the cover of the win95/98 CD-ROM game "gubble 2". a purple alien walks on top of a big yellow shape covered in screws and four legged eyeball spiders. it's got a  non-violent gameplay sticker and a label that says "bonus level zymbot editor". for all ages
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the witch mae (she/her) @mae.consensus.gay · 20/08/2026
she's like gender goals for thousands of internet transsexuals and nobody even knows it
screenshot of the search result preview for the character "Upsy Daisy" from In The Night Garden from the official website. the description reads "Upsy Daisy is a happy and optimistic dolly. She loves nothing more than to dance through the garden and often convinces other character to join in."
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the witch mae (she/her) @mae.consensus.gay · 19/08/2026
drew some more @clowndepot.mariogolf.info × the backrooms yuri!! drawing comics is really fun actually
pen on lined notebook paper comic continuing from the quoted post.
the CRT on the table has a video playing on it. the man says "this is some interestng footage we got six hours and forty three minutes after you arrived. pay attention." on the TV, scout is leaning on a wall in the backrooms, saying "this place is like... weirdly beautiful." in the next panel, she trips over nothing and falls, exclaiming "WAAGH-" before getting cut off by the man pressing pause. he says "so, for the following three hours after this timecode, every single sensor we have, in there, recorded a temperature increase of up to 3 Kelvins." it transitions to the third panel as he says "now come with me. there's something you meed to see." he begins to stand up from his chair, with himself, the TV, the table and scout reflected in the one-way window in the toom, but scout protests, saying "no! dude! what the fuck!! how long did you even know I was-" she is interrupted by the man "LISTEN. it's not my call. you _need_ to see this. save your questions until after. come with me."continued from the last image.
on a medical table is a still life of scout mid-fall, face blurred with a series of eyes and mouths and fingers and halos like a photograph in motion. her torso has been separated from her legs by some of the medical instruments scattered around her. on the table behind that one is a head with the halo separated and a series of dismembered arms. the still life is faintly wailing "WAAAAGGH" and real scout reacts strongly with "WH- WHAT THE FUCK!?!"
a close-up of half the man's face says with emphasis "We've found Seven of these."continued from last image
another table with another bisected and decapitated still life by the table with the head on it, reoccurring facial features and all, sitting by the surgically removed halo under a shelf with a series of the backrooms-generated bongs. overlayed on that is continued dialogue from the scientist, saying "It's never been fixated on something like this before. we're gonna need you go to back in." and overlayed on top of it all is a closeup of scout, taken aback but blushing hard, stammering out "uh... okay..."
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the witch mae (she/her) @mae.consensus.gay · 18/08/2026
when I say children run screaming from me I'm not joking bsky.app/profile/mae....
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the witch mae (she/her) @mae.consensus.gay · 17/08/2026
I saw the words "if scooby-doo was british" and this exact image was beamed into my mind like a divine light and then I spent about an hour recreating it
Wallace and gromit edited to look like shaggy and Scooby doo. gromits fur has been recoloured to brown with black spots and his mug says SD. wallace's shirt and tie have been recoloured green to match with his jumper and wendolene's strange puck of plasterscene hair has been superimposed onto Wallace's head. his mug, which is clinking with the SD mug with a slight spill of tea, says S. as in shaggy. and scooby doo. yes 👍
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the witch mae (she/her) @mae.consensus.gay · 16/08/2026
black kitten stood kinda crouched on a transgender flag with question mark tail
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the witch mae (she/her) @mae.consensus.gay · 15/08/2026
it's okay that teenagers keep asking me if I'm a boy or girl because I literally look like this. they are fools peddling balderdash. even the sunlight loves me
the same fat transsexual witch lady from the quoted post with her purple clothes and black witch hat and significant chest presence, in slightly more golden sunlight softly falling across her face and breasts, eyes shadowed by her witch hat. her faded green hair fits in with the surrounding corridor of trees with light autumnal leaf litter about. she's got two bag straps on and her lips look honestly so soft
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the witch mae (she/her) @mae.consensus.gay · 15/08/2026
the soft lighting of the slowly setting sun touches upon the witch mae...
purple clothes witch in the woods with green hair and big eyeliner and a bit pointy brimmed cap and HUGE bazongas in the softed sunlight
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the witch mae (she/her) @mae.consensus.gay · 15/08/2026
painted another event poster for a friend!
the poster for AUTONOMOUS ZONE, a queer global majority open mic night. it takes place on Friday the fourth of September (4/9/2026) and is from 5:30-8pm. it's at Granby Winter Gardens, L8 2UW, a venue that is wheelchair accessible and has gender neutral toilets.

the graphics of the postal are watercolour painted and depict a stage with a purple brick wall behind it. spray painted on one half of the wall is the trans symbol (⚧️) in green and on the other is a wooden triangle upon which is mounted a black labrys axe. there is a microphone and stand on the stage. either side of it are curtains, painted to resemble the Roma flag on the left and the progress pride flag on the right. where the event information is listed is on a gradient from yellow to white to purple and the words "AUTONOMOUS ZONE" are written scratchily and are highlighted from in front and behind with purple and red acrylic paint pen over a muddy green/purple gradient background.
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the witch mae (she/her) @mae.consensus.gay · 15/08/2026
single panel comic of two trans women sat in armchairs adjacent to each other. one, white and skinny, with glasses, black hair and a pink sweater and black leggings and boots, is talking animatedly, saying "which is why, if you analyse them through the lens of a queer perspective, the sex scenes in ride to hell: retribution don't just definitely count AS sex scenes but also border on revolutionary. what do you think?". the second, white and fatter in a black dress and with dyed purple hair with dark roots growing in and big eyeliner smiling with one hand open saying "yeah definitely!" while thinking to herself "I was not fronting when this conversation started"
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the witch mae (she/her) @mae.consensus.gay · 15/08/2026
consider other activities
screenshot of a weather app. there are tabs that say "running, fishing, hiking, what to wear, cold sea...". fishing is selected. under it, it's a box that has a little picture of a fish and says "not ideal fishing. unsuitable for fishing due to bad weather. consider other activities."
then there's a line, under which it says "tomorrow not ideal fishing" "day after tomorrow not ideal fishing"
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the witch mae (she/her) @mae.consensus.gay · 14/08/2026
lined notebook on dry grass with pens by it. on it is drawn a two panel comic drawn in black, pink and purple fountain pen.
panel 1: flowery deltarune, a blonde anime twink in a long goat and 2-tone wooly jumper crouching on a wooden walkway across some water with plants in it, eyes closed, smiling, pointing forwards saying "says the impossibility himself"

panel 2: the walkway continues to reveal a burger that vaguely resembles ralsei deltarune, complete with ears, horns and scarf as well as a very angry blush and a little flag poking out of their head with a symbol denoting the burger as vegan, as in, an impossible burger.
the comic is titled at the bottom of the page "the princess and the oea protein"
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the witch mae (she/her) @mae.consensus.gay · 14/08/2026
I hung out in a park with a bunch of transsexuals and it was pretty awesome. got some really cool pictures
partial solar eclipse through solar eclipse glasses. an orange clipped toenail in the sky a partial solar eclipse without solar eclipse glasses. a brilliant golden crescent in the skythe brilliant golden light silhouetting a witch holding a faintly glowing purple item. there is a treeline and the eclipsed sun is just peeking out from behind her hat
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the witch mae (she/her) @mae.consensus.gay · 13/08/2026
sometimes the thing is im literally hungry
golden eclipse light with the silhouette of a witch with big boobs about to take a bite out of the sun
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the witch mae (she/her) @mae.consensus.gay · 13/08/2026
you gotta understand that the thing about aurafarming is that it's literally so fun
silhouette of a witch in the golden eclipse light. she's holding some kind of glowing magical purple artefactlandscape picture of the silhouetted witch in brilliant golden eclipse light with one hand on her hip surrounded by equally silhouetted trees.
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the witch mae (she/her) @mae.consensus.gay · 12/08/2026
fucking fucking fucking fuck I was too honest with my therapist again I thought I could trust this onnnneeeeee
cropped screenshot of a text message saying "areas recently, I've had to look closely at what is best for your therapeutic journey. the specific themes you are ready to look into require a specialist level of experience and qualification that I currently don't have."
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the witch mae (she/her) @mae.consensus.gay · 10/08/2026
also drew some silly backrooms × @clowndepot.mariogolf.info yuri during her gmod stream last night!
black, purple and pink fountain pen comic on lined notebook paper. top third: a man in a shirt, tie, glasses and pocket protector sitting down at a desk and clicking a TV remote. he says "okay, so, normally we wouldn't do this, but, after you... left, we've encountered some... changes. take a look at this"

middle third: a big thick crt tv screen shows the pov of a guy in a hazmat suit in the backrooms looking at an arrangement of purple bongs in a loveheart with another hazmat guy. from the TV, dialogue emerges that says "So this is the forth documented instance of this, we've got... nine? water smoking pipes, would assume molecularly identical again..."

last third: the shoulders and up of a girl in a simplistic maid dress and bonnet with messy hair and a bandaged angel halo behind her head. she's blushing pretty hard. the words from the TV continue: "arranged in a heart, gonna sample it now... *bubblebubblebubblebinble* COUGH tastes like?. COUGH COUGH tangerine queen?" (which was the strain scout was smoking on stream). she responds only with a bewildered "wh..."
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the witch mae (she/her) @mae.consensus.gay · 10/08/2026
been getting in some fun practice with my fountain pens by doodling the rabbit #snapstreamart @snapcube.gay
pink and purple and black fountain pen ink on lined notebook paper drawing of a cute pink anthropomorphic rabbit in a tshirt and dungarees. she's waving at the viewer with a smile and eyes closed. there is an arrow pointed at her with the caption "literally the freaking babble rabbit"
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the witch mae (she/her) @mae.consensus.gay · 09/08/2026
yeah im taking it well whaddaya mean
fountain pen drawing on lined notebook paper of a slightly smug, very purple witch lady leaning against a wall with the words "enemy of monty python" and an arrow pointing at her. she's in a black dress, purple jacket, purple boots and purple hair and is also semi-leaning on an umbrella. in brackets under the arrow is (john cleese called me an exhibitionist that he'd never work with on twitter). there are a few vague purple swirls around that are labelled "mysterious winds"
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