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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 11h
Shane Gillis is miserable bc he is convinced there is a Woke reason that people don't like him when it's actually just that his soul is rancid and you can see and hear and smell it any time he speaks. you're not mad that women at the gym are whores, youre mad they cover their drinks when you walk in
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The Onion @theonion.com · 12h
Nation’s Indigenous People Confirm They Don’t Need Special Holiday, Just Large Swaths Of Land Returned Immediately theonion.com/nation-s-indigenous-pe…
Nation’s Indigenous People Confirm They Don’t Need Special Holiday, Just Large Swaths Of Land Returned Immediately
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Meghan L. Hall @itsmeghanlhall.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Barring any last-second changes, Game 3, 4 and 6 of the WNBA Finals in Atlanta will be played at Gateway Center Arena (3,500+ seats), multiple sources tell USA TODAY. Efforts to move games to State Farm Arena (17,000 seats) have proved unsuccessful.
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Atlanta Dream unable to relocate Finals games from 3,500-seat venue
The Atlanta Dream are working to move WNBA Finals games in Atlanta to a larger venue, but efforts to do so have so far been unsuccessful.
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Tomorrow's Fish & Chip Paper @madvilne.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
It's those Hollywood nights
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By Cory Doctorow (GPG 0xBF3D9110957E5F4C) @doctorow.pluralistic.net · 09/10/2026
Seid has been repeatedly fined and cited and warned, and he's carried on turning the neighborhood into an uncontrolled vermin breeding facility: gizmodo.com/a-billionair...
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A Billionaire Is Fueling a Rat Explosion in a Chicago Park in the Stupidest Way Possible
Undeterred by fines and warnings, 94-year-old electronics billionaire Barre Seid has been accused of creating a “public health hazard” by paying henchmen to feed park animals en masse.
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Tomorrow's Fish & Chip Paper @madvilne.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
yeah, no
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Tomorrow's Fish & Chip Paper @madvilne.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
the theme song is in a minor key now and much slower
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Tomorrow's Fish & Chip Paper @madvilne.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Why did I have the bowl, Bart? Why. Did. I. Have. The Bowl?
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Tomorrow's Fish & Chip Paper @madvilne.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
yikes on bikes
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Tomorrow's Fish & Chip Paper @madvilne.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Dr. Hibbert: *sensible chuckle*
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Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The right-wing idea is that somehow people cannot thrive amidst difference/diversity and cities demonstrate that they do and that lots of us find it enriching and rewarding to live among people who are not clones marching in lockstep. They treat diversity as a threat....
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Las Vegas Aces @lvaces.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
FI𝐕E OF A KIND 👑 A’ja Wilson is the 2026 WNBA Most Valuable Player, becoming the first player in league history to earn 𝑀'𝑽𝑃 in three consecutive seasons.
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Las Vegas Aces @lvaces.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
𝑀'𝑽𝑃 🗣️ 𝑀'𝑽𝑃 🗣️ 𝑀'𝑽𝑃 🗣️ 𝑀'𝑽𝑃 🗣️ 𝑀'𝑽𝑃 🗣️ 🏆 2020 🏆 2022 🏆 2024 🏆 2025 🏆 2026 A’ja Wilson is the only player to win five 𝑀'𝑽𝑃s in WNBA history.
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🎃👻🧙‍♀️ Vio the VVitch 🧙‍♀️👻🎃 @viothevvitch.myatproto.social · 08/10/2026
this is so fucking sad
Alvin Sng 0 @alvinsng My wife: Can you read our baby a book?
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Me: Icanjust play an audiobook from my phone.
My wife: But then it won't be in your voic e.
Me:| can train a voice model.
Parenting hits different when you workin Al.
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Tomorrow's Fish & Chip Paper @madvilne.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Fridayesque
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
⚾️ Jake Bauers of the Milwaukee Brewers says he decided not to retire because his wife was pregnant and they needed health insurance. In the richest country in the world. It doesn’t have to be like this. #MedicareForAllNOW
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Esther Schindler @estherschindler.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
RIP. Margaret Hamilton, computing pioneer who led software development for the Apollo program, dies at 90
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Margaret Hamilton, computing pioneer who led software development for the Apollo program, dies at 90 | MIT News | Massachusetts Institute of Technology
Margaret H. Hamilton, a profoundly influential computer scientist best known for leading the software engineering team at MIT’s Instrumentation Lab during NASA’s Apollo program, died at age 90.
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
When you see ICE in the streets, tell them how you really feel. It's our first amendment right and if you don't vote this November, you're not gonna have it for long.
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 05/10/2026
Holy shit.
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Tomorrow's Fish & Chip Paper @madvilne.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
today I learned
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The Nevada Independent @thenvindy.com · 05/10/2026
A woman who suffered a miscarriage in 2018 was convicted of felony manslaughter under an obscure Nevada abortion law from 1911. Her conviction was later tossed out, and now Humboldt County has paid her $1.6 million for the ordeal. buff.ly/4CaEUJt
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She went to prison for her miscarriage. Now she's won $1.6 million from a rural Nevada county. - The Nevada Independent
Patience Rousseau was labeled a baby killer after her 2018 miscarriage. She was later found innocent. Now Humboldt County has agreed to a $1.6 million settlement.
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Susan Rinkunas @susanrinkunas.com · 06/10/2026
Good(?) news: A Nevada county will pay $1.6 million to settle a lawsuit filed by a woman who spent two years in prison for a stillbirth before her conviction was overturned. Her son’s ashes were returned to her as part of the settlement thenevadaindependent.com/article/she-...
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Simply Sash, IU Alumna ‘12 @simplysash90.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Gatorade products: 28-ounce Gatorade Lemon Lime 28-ounce Gatorade Lemon Lime Zero 28-ounce Gatorade Orange 28-ounce Gatorade Orange Zero Lot numbers and exp. dates Lot 091026 DL - JUN 07 27 Lot 091126 DL - JUN 08 27 Lot 072226 DT - APR 18 27 Lot 072426 TL - APR 20 27 Lot 073126 TL - APR 27 27
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Tomorrow's Fish & Chip Paper @madvilne.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Let them what?
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Tomorrow's Fish & Chip Paper @madvilne.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Either one, because both are boring as hell
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Tomorrow's Fish & Chip Paper @madvilne.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
woohoo motorboat
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Tomorrow's Fish & Chip Paper @madvilne.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Rusted!
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Tomorrow's Fish & Chip Paper @madvilne.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
he forgot he's not on twitter
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ladies and gentlemen, the weekend 😌 @craigweekends.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Tomorrow's Fish & Chip Paper @madvilne.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
accidental dumbass
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Tomorrow's Fish & Chip Paper @madvilne.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
We had someone pretending to be Cheryl Lynn for months. Had everyone fooled.
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Tomorrow's Fish & Chip Paper @madvilne.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
turns out, chicken didn't need much help
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Things Gavin Newsom has vetoed this week: -A ban on secretly recording people with smart glasses -A ban on ICE agents working for the state government -A ban on websites selling your data -A bill giving native tribes more say over water rights -A bill protecting transgender healthcare providers
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Tomorrow's Fish & Chip Paper @madvilne.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
He looks like a soul patch gained sentience.
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Tomorrow's Fish & Chip Paper @madvilne.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
you are debate ready
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University of Nevada Press @unvpress.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Nine years after the 1 October tragedy, we remember the 60 people who lost their lives in Las Vegas at the Route 91 Harvest Music Festival. #VegasStrong
Infographic titled Remembering 1 October. It includes the cover of 𝙑𝙚𝙜𝙖𝙨 𝙎𝙩𝙧𝙤𝙣𝙜: 𝘽𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙒𝙞𝙩𝙣𝙚𝙨𝙨 1 𝙊𝙘𝙩𝙤𝙗𝙚𝙧 2017 edited by Roberta Sabbath.
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Tomorrow's Fish & Chip Paper @madvilne.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
the wheel of JCO goes around, yin and yang, dogshit takes to balance the occasional epic takedown
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Scott Horton @robertscotthorton.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
FT has independently corroborated Kimberly Guilfoyle’s statement that the US was behind the collapse of the Romanian government of PM Bolojan over its refusal to buy US gas at above market prices: "We can do that to any country we want. We can do that here too." www.ft.com/content/7af7...
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Donald Trump’s ambassador to Greece causes stir in Romania
Kimberly Guilfoyle told embassy dinner in Athens ‘we can do that to any country’, in reference to Romanian government’s fall
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Tomorrow's Fish & Chip Paper @madvilne.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
gorgeous
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Tomorrow's Fish & Chip Paper @madvilne.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Philistines
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IndivisibleLasVegas ❌👑 @indivisiblelasvegas.org · 28/09/2026
There are three seats on the Clark Co School Board this election. Make the right choice so we have a board that actually wants to work to support the success of every student. Read the full story from the @nevadacurrent.com nevadacurrent.com/2026/09/2...
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Tomorrow's Fish & Chip Paper @madvilne.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The annual "Curtains for Zoosha" awards. Plenty other things to watch.
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Tomorrow's Fish & Chip Paper @madvilne.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Minions: Bottom
Alt: Minions: Bottom
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Tomorrow's Fish & Chip Paper @madvilne.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ah, a Sunday without worrying about the Falcons. Feels peaceful.
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Las Vegas Aces @lvaces.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The 𝑀'𝑽𝑃 is the 2026 AP Player of the Year! 👏✨ A'ja Wilson earns her fourth Associated Press Player of the Year Award, collecting three in a row.
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conputer dipshit @davidcrespo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’m sorry, but if you bring gypsum - or any damn mineral below 3 on the Mohs scale at all - to a job interview, you’re disqualified. It’s not hard, people.
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Tomorrow's Fish & Chip Paper @madvilne.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
John Goodman?
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 24/09/2026
"While Charlie Brown did once again accelerate toward the ball, miss it entirely as Lucy pulled it away, flip backward through the air, and land violently with a disquieting crunch, we do not believe that now is the time for a dramatic change in kicking strategy." buff.ly/X2RjqP5
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“Charlie Brown Must Stay the Course”: A Football Kick Autopsy Report by the Democratic Party
“While Charlie Brown did once again accelerate toward the ball, miss the ball entirely as Lucy pulled it away, flip backward through the air, and land violen...
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Tomorrow's Fish & Chip Paper @madvilne.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
what a way to make a livin
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Tomorrow's Fish & Chip Paper @madvilne.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
God don't like ugly
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