Michael Kasten @madscientistphd.bsky.social · 14hYou too?static.klipy.comI'm Freaking Out Man - Super Troopers MRWAlt: I'm Freaking Out Man - Super Troopers MRW 110
Michael Kasten @madscientistphd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026This is going to result in the posting of the “Feigin grimace chart” to assist other faculty to determine the level of bureaucratic pain Mike is currently under. Nothing can be done, of course, but it must be properly documented. 020
Reposted by Michael KastenNaima Dahir @naimadahir.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Howdy! 🤠 We’re hiring two research technicians to study sensory physiology, feeding behavior, and body-weight regulation using slice electrophysiology and viral-mediated circuit manipulations. No prior ephys experience needed, we’ll train you! Please reach out if interested 😊 01111
Michael Kasten @madscientistphd.bsky.social · 20/09/2026static.klipy.comConfused White Cat Asks WhyAlt: Confused White lemur Asks Why 100
Michael Kasten @madscientistphd.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Ours may be, too, I’m just too low level for any of this… 000
Michael Kasten @madscientistphd.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I just want to see a review of all the associate deans. 100
Michael Kasten @madscientistphd.bsky.social · 16/09/2026static.klipy.comIm Not Even Mad Thats AmazingAlt: Anchorman: Actually, Im Not Even Mad. Thats Amazing 020
Michael Kasten @madscientistphd.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Crank that AC until frost forms on the windows. You've earned it. 110
Michael Kasten @madscientistphd.bsky.social · 10/09/2026The worst. I just want to hit the ground, dammit, not pull 9 muscles on the way down. 000
Michael Kasten @madscientistphd.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Most likely. But Michigan wins and should get a replica 1972 Olympic basketball gold medal. 020
Reposted by Michael KastenJobe Ritchie @jobeneuro.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I wanted to create a behavior analysis pipeline that fit our workflow in an efficient and user friendly way. ABEL delivers on that goal for new and experienced users in Kash Lab and I hope others find it to be of benefit as well. Happy to answer any questions! 053
Reposted by Michael KastenAl Yankovic @alyankovic.bsky.social · 31/08/2026“Lost media” no longer! I finally got permission to upload “AL’S BRAIN,” an 11-minute educational 3-D film attraction which ran at the Orange County and Western Washington fairs, and hasn’t been seen publicly since 2009. You can watch the whole thing here: youtu.be/2xujU87ZHt4 10392252510
Michael Kasten @madscientistphd.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Build one ultra-luxury end of the world bunker, sell it one hundred times. In the event of Armageddon, pick off every billionaire one at a time from the sniper nest. #winning 000
Michael Kasten @madscientistphd.bsky.social · 23/08/2026static.klipy.comChris Farley: Fair That Is FairAlt: Chris Farley: Fair That Is Fair 010
Michael Kasten @madscientistphd.bsky.social · 23/08/2026It is very satisfying. But also? I would worry about losing the cell from the vibration of the snap in that switch…static.klipy.comEdna Mode: Too Much Darling, Too Much!Alt: Edna Mode: Too Much Darling, Too Much! 120
Michael Kasten @madscientistphd.bsky.social · 21/08/2026When pressed to come up with something better about America than the rest of the world (in 2026, it’s a challenge), I point out the ADA. It’s far from perfect but compared to what exists in most everywhere else?? 130
Michael Kasten @madscientistphd.bsky.social · 18/08/2026MAXIMUM FIBER FOR PHASE AMPLITUDE COUPLING!!!! 010
Michael Kasten @madscientistphd.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Dunston and Sandberg? I also didn’t look it up. 000
Michael Kasten @madscientistphd.bsky.social · 17/08/2026I’m not so sure. Some people have all the wrong reasons for liking the things I like. I hate that. 110
Reposted by Michael KastenTom Kash @superkash.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Hi Folks, with @lisataxier.bsky.social moving on to open her own lab at Stony Brook, I am in the market for a new postdoctoral fellow who wants to do slice electrophysiology. We have a number of really exciting projects, translational to basic science, that are ephys focused. 13939
Michael Kasten @madscientistphd.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Pfft, from that font that’s about what I expect. 040
Michael Kasten @madscientistphd.bsky.social · 05/08/2026They prefer "Mooninites" and they are going to be super pissed.static.klipy.comMooninite AthfAlt: Mooninite ATHF giving Earth the finger and saying "I hope he can see this because I'm doing it as hard as I can" 000
Michael Kasten @madscientistphd.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Sometimes I read something so stupid it makes me a little sad. 000
Michael Kasten @madscientistphd.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Washington ballot initiatives are often comically idiotic. The bar to get things on the ballot is low.. 100
Reposted by Michael Kastenryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 02/08/2026this owns www.inverse.com/input/cultur...inverse.comThe adorable love story behind Wikipedia’s 'high five' photosNearly 14 years later, the tale of this iconic couple can finally be told. 453087784
Michael Kasten @madscientistphd.bsky.social · 01/08/2026PIIIIIZZZAAAAAA!!!static.klipy.comHellmo Pizza Fire MemeAlt: Hellmo Pizza Fire 101
Michael Kasten @madscientistphd.bsky.social · 31/07/2026TFW people tell you to enjoy the ride!! Congratulations!!static.klipy.comKingda Ka Six FlagsAlt: Roller coaster quick start. Woman on left is me (terrified), woman on right is enjoying this entirely too much. Six Flags 010
Michael Kasten @madscientistphd.bsky.social · 29/07/2026I feel like the word “palindrome” should be one - but I so lack creativity that the only alternatives I can conjure are “palinilap” and “emodrdome”. The former sounds like a construction material and the latter like an deathmatch arena.. 000
Reposted by Michael KastenAndrew Pruszynski @andpru.bsky.social · 27/07/2026We're hiring! Postdoc position to study the neural control of reaching using high-density multi-area electrophysiology. 5 years of funding, great collaborative environment. Please share with anyone who may be interested. For details, see: docs.google.com/document/d/1...docs.google.comPruszynski Postdoc 2026Postdoctoral Researcher, Control Policies in the Primate Motor Circuit Pruszynski Lab @ Sensorimotor Superlab The Pruszynski Laboratory at Western University is seeking a postdoctoral researcher to j... 03835
Michael Kasten @madscientistphd.bsky.social · 29/07/2026It's a lot easier to block that 2nd level after you whiff on the first... 000
Michael Kasten @madscientistphd.bsky.social · 27/07/2026I’m mostly troubled that your lift driver is at least 84 years old. 000
Michael Kasten @madscientistphd.bsky.social · 24/07/2026In an envelope that only says “You’re next!” 060
Michael Kasten @madscientistphd.bsky.social · 21/07/2026To be fair, in 2026 I would do it for 6 months of modest funding. 010
Michael Kasten @madscientistphd.bsky.social · 20/07/2026I designed the spaceship myself - Let me show you some of the different lengths of wire I used. 121
Michael Kasten @madscientistphd.bsky.social · 18/07/2026My wife just started Breaking Bad. I'll let you know if she says it's worth watching... 110
Michael Kasten @madscientistphd.bsky.social · 17/07/2026It's been a year in the making but I am happy to announce our UNC Neurophysiology core facility is online. What do we do? Patch clamp (from almost anything), calcium imaging, ABR, EEG, and more! Ready to help labs, research institutes, and companies anywhere! Details: www.med.unc.edu/neurophyscore/ 04515
Reposted by Michael KastenArtologica aka Michele Banks @artologica.net · 12/07/2026A couple of neurons based on vintage neuroscience drawings www.etsy.com/shop/artolog... #sciart 2324
Michael Kasten @madscientistphd.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Any weather: cargo shorts and sandals. We know how you roll. 100