MadJohnShaft @madjohnshaft.bsky.social · 20/09/2026have exactly been trying to deal with some zucchini and this solves everything because I have jalapeños and cheese 000
MadJohnShaft @madjohnshaft.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Cataract Surgery recovery week. "don't do anything important" 000
MadJohnShaft @madjohnshaft.bsky.social · 12/09/2026The invention of the club could destroy all cavemen on earth 010
MadJohnShaft @madjohnshaft.bsky.social · 12/09/2026yeah, whatever your dogs do too much barking and your neighbors sure Don't wanna hear this horseshit get those fuckers trained. you don't care you're dog is barking nonstop and nobody likes it 000
MadJohnShaft @madjohnshaft.bsky.social · 12/09/2026you can make poblano peppers into ancho peppers, and you can make jalapeño peppers into chipotle peppers. 000
MadJohnShaft @madjohnshaft.bsky.social · 24/08/2026we cut our child's nails before the first day of school 040
MadJohnShaft @madjohnshaft.bsky.social · 23/08/2026I made these crab ragoon's at home because I know how to do that 010
MadJohnShaft @madjohnshaft.bsky.social · 18/08/2026I made a better picture of six exercises to age well than the New York Times version today 000
MadJohnShaft @madjohnshaft.bsky.social · 03/08/2026you're so angry it's not good. You should give up bicycling and dedicate your life to helping the poor and smiling every morning. 000
MadJohnShaft @madjohnshaft.bsky.social · 02/08/2026I feel like the 'therapy' part of things are where you are not thinking clearly 000
MadJohnShaft @madjohnshaft.bsky.social · 28/07/2026yeah, and those weird Hollywood families back then found jobs for all of their alive at that time children 001
MadJohnShaft @madjohnshaft.bsky.social · 23/07/2026it's from Burlington Coat Factory. They have a lot of unsold Christian rock band tour merchandise. 000
MadJohnShaft @madjohnshaft.bsky.social · 19/07/2026I have these ingredients. I have these ingredients! 000
MadJohnShaft @madjohnshaft.bsky.social · 18/07/2026vomiting, cramping and explosive diarrhea is the name of the members of my emo punk band 000
MadJohnShaft @madjohnshaft.bsky.social · 18/07/2026hmmm, such an issue to select such an issue young man 010
MadJohnShaft @madjohnshaft.bsky.social · 12/07/2026You know, sir, Lindsay Graham (presidential aid strikes a limp-wristed effeminate pose while miming gulping down a glass of whiskey with the other hand) 000
MadJohnShaft @madjohnshaft.bsky.social · 12/07/2026that circular firing squad is the worst thing you support , sir 000
MadJohnShaft @madjohnshaft.bsky.social · 12/07/2026while talking on a cell phone, holding a coffee and smoking a cigarette 000
MadJohnShaft @madjohnshaft.bsky.social · 12/07/2026everyone should stop painting themselves. It always looks awful. 000
MadJohnShaft @madjohnshaft.bsky.social · 12/07/2026he died of CGRWC - closeted gay related, whiskey consumption 010
MadJohnShaft @madjohnshaft.bsky.social · 12/07/2026how come bike people are so damn angry about everything 100
MadJohnShaft @madjohnshaft.bsky.social · 12/07/2026no, it's pretty much covered 24 x 7 on every channel 000
MadJohnShaft @madjohnshaft.bsky.social · 12/07/2026check out the audiobook narrated by Ray Porter. It's fantastic. 000
MadJohnShaft @madjohnshaft.bsky.social · 12/07/2026I wonder if the AI can capture that tiger, death demon, dark avenge language that these illiterate farmers type in. 000
MadJohnShaft @madjohnshaft.bsky.social · 12/07/2026if anything we need more bakeries and then we need those TV shows that interview food to come here and interview all of us why we go to bakeries three times a day and how great the bakeries of Evanston are 000
MadJohnShaft @madjohnshaft.bsky.social · 12/07/2026they should pile up a giant pile of human shit and salute it every morning. 000
MadJohnShaft @madjohnshaft.bsky.social · 12/07/2026ain't nobody giving no money or using no Meta products , homeboy 000
MadJohnShaft @madjohnshaft.bsky.social · 12/07/2026The audiobook read by Ray Porter is fantastic. 000
MadJohnShaft @madjohnshaft.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Helium balloons absent from dollar stores as a result 000
MadJohnShaft @madjohnshaft.bsky.social · 12/07/2026am I the only adult in the world that thinks these wrestling shows and the super people movies are all fucking awful. 000
MadJohnShaft @madjohnshaft.bsky.social · 11/07/2026The Red Wing blackbird is the worst bird. There is one on the busy street by the grocery store and it attacks people. They walked by and they are all dumbfounded, and then a redwing blackbird teaches them who's on the top. 000
MadJohnShaft @madjohnshaft.bsky.social · 11/07/2026how do I #RonnieWood. or Mick Jagger or Keith Richards so they know I like their new record. 000
MadJohnShaft @madjohnshaft.bsky.social · 11/07/2026This is the song I rock in my new 2023 Blue toyota Highlander youtube.com/watch?v=WsY5...youtube.comHit Me In The HeadYouTube video by The Rolling Stones - Topic 101
MadJohnShaft @madjohnshaft.bsky.social · 11/07/2026if you want to be a successful business young person in America, the best place in the world right now to move is Chicago. 010
