MadJohnShaft @madjohnshaft.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Cataract Surgery recovery week. "don't do anything important" 000
MadJohnShaft @madjohnshaft.bsky.social · 12/09/2026you can make poblano peppers into ancho peppers, and you can make jalapeño peppers into chipotle peppers. 000
MadJohnShaft @madjohnshaft.bsky.social · 23/08/2026I made these crab ragoon's at home because I know how to do that 010
MadJohnShaft @madjohnshaft.bsky.social · 18/08/2026I made a better picture of six exercises to age well than the New York Times version today 000
MadJohnShaft @madjohnshaft.bsky.social · 11/07/2026This is the song I rock in my new 2023 Blue toyota Highlander youtube.com/watch?v=WsY5...youtube.comHit Me In The HeadYouTube video by The Rolling Stones - Topic 101
MadJohnShaft @madjohnshaft.bsky.social · 03/07/2026I have the degrees and resume AND have no barriers to having this sexy garden madness run by a AI. I should do it to prove all of you wrong. after society collapses, I have delicious sauerkraut, and horseradish that you can purchase via your labor to barter for your child's insulin elsewhere. 000
MadJohnShaft @madjohnshaft.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Horseradish paper - the paper you don't need to get until you deserve it. I guess you could write a poem about a roast beef sandwich and put it on the sandwich. 000
MadJohnShaft @madjohnshaft.bsky.social · 02/06/2026if you aren't harvesting your own rainwater, it means you hate the Earth. Nice job you monster. 000
MadJohnShaft @madjohnshaft.bsky.social · 27/05/2026I bought a new car, this picture sucks. Everyone can fuck off today. why because I have a super loud stereo now! 100
MadJohnShaft @madjohnshaft.bsky.social · 27/05/2026Milwaukee. Greatest youtu.be/gRdv31QAUFc?...youtu.beInside America's Oldest Neighborhood Bars | MilwaukeeYouTube video by Kellen Malloy Documentaries 030
MadJohnShaft @madjohnshaft.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Menards was so fun I spent $68. I don't know this is just out of control. 110
MadJohnShaft @madjohnshaft.bsky.social · 22/05/2026dear incarcerated women when you come to visit on your release for our wedding, I will make you this chicken sandwich 130
MadJohnShaft @madjohnshaft.bsky.social · 18/05/2026I'm experimenting with using pictures of food for my prison dating profile - according to my research hot bitches behind bars, be hungry yo 000
MadJohnShaft @madjohnshaft.bsky.social · 18/05/2026i'm researching different old man things I can buy 000
MadJohnShaft @madjohnshaft.bsky.social · 16/05/2026Live forever like me. put your mushrooms in the sun for 25 minutes. if you don't do that, you might as well eat human babies you monster. 120
MadJohnShaft @madjohnshaft.bsky.social · 10/05/2026Chicken Stock party. Chickens. there's the half of a dead rabbit (skunk or raccoon got it) in the backyard which I thought of cleaning up, grilling to sanitize and adding to the pot, but I didn't. You Stupid animal rights freaks 010
MadJohnShaft @madjohnshaft.bsky.social · 03/05/2026I had a blind date to a fitness center. She didn’t show up, so I guess we won’t work out 100
MadJohnShaft @madjohnshaft.bsky.social · 02/05/2026May Do. I made a quick pick up with some other vegetables in there. I ate everything I canned last year, which is great. if you eat quick pickle sunchokes, you will live for 1 million years. 110
MadJohnShaft @madjohnshaft.bsky.social · 02/05/2026May Don't. I was trying to celebrate Socialism Labor May Day yesterday, but I don't buy anything to not buy. Farmers market! 010
MadJohnShaft @madjohnshaft.bsky.social · 29/04/2026if the AI financial bet/Trump presidency doesn't pan out, I can survive on homegrown delicious asparagus 000
MadJohnShaft @madjohnshaft.bsky.social · 29/04/2026Four days in NYC, museum tour: Day 1 — Met + Central Park + Neue Galerie Day 2 — Guggenheim + Frick + garden walk Day 3 — MoMA + Morgan Library + Midtown drift Day 4 — Whitney + High Line + Chelsea food crawl Rule: one big museum. Walk, eat, look around, repeat. It will be great 000
MadJohnShaft @madjohnshaft.bsky.social · 17/04/2026It's super fun time here, as a reward for the successful dental appointment. I didn't get a five dollar rotisserie chicken because that's only on Thursday so now I will only go to the dentist on Thursdays. It was $8.99 - maybe I should've just got one. I have $9 000
MadJohnShaft @madjohnshaft.bsky.social · 11/04/2026The world is not getting smaller. It's becoming more investable. my AI, not me. sos. 200
MadJohnShaft @madjohnshaft.bsky.social · 08/04/2026Due to illness, I set aside my pursuit of wealth to enjoy American culture. Ryan Gosling, who is this actor, is really popular. They also made a movie out of 'Hail Mary' and people like it. Weird because I saw a Barbie - is he the guy in Barbie? I have no idea. It's the same guy. He was the Ken. 000
MadJohnShaft @madjohnshaft.bsky.social · 02/04/2026is it OK to be a big fan of the Lego Iran videos or does that make me some sort of traitor to America? 110
MadJohnShaft @madjohnshaft.bsky.social · 30/03/2026The neighbors on both sides are out of town so we're gonna listen to this at concert volume. youtu.be/xTVumotoUNA?...youtu.beThe Stooges-Funhouse-LooseYouTube video by mrsugarhotpants 010
MadJohnShaft @madjohnshaft.bsky.social · 26/03/2026thank you for noticing that the because I got high song is very negative about getting high youtube.com/watch?v=fYJn...youtube.comAfroman Wins!YouTube video by Steve Lehto 000
MadJohnShaft @madjohnshaft.bsky.social · 07/03/2026#1 entries on next-door.com "I am adding to a statement in the MIT 61 catalogue, and showing how MIT statement is a model for liberal arts maybe with their not knowing it, and this is part of a Periodic Table I am developing, and a Kazanjian Seminar using my book, Unified Philosophy 3rd edition." 000
MadJohnShaft @madjohnshaft.bsky.social · 06/03/2026Sauerkraut chunky style - I ran out of sauerkraut. That's never happened before. 000
MadJohnShaft @madjohnshaft.bsky.social · 26/02/2026go to Hell potato salad you should go to hell for making a potato salad this more delicious than God's potato salad 000
MadJohnShaft @madjohnshaft.bsky.social · 21/02/2026I'm an indestructible wealthy old man. I'm really chatty with everybody and I say things out loud - the greatest thing ever! I put crazy left wing signs in my windows and I do everything right and everybody adores me. I can go over and talk to the police. 000
MadJohnShaft @madjohnshaft.bsky.social · 17/02/2026HBO's The Bear filming today. there is like 500 people there. 000
MadJohnShaft @madjohnshaft.bsky.social · 14/02/2026Rastafari Is. I am a Rastafarian now and I eat this food. 000
MadJohnShaft @madjohnshaft.bsky.social · 14/02/2026It's the worst - I hope everybody in love chokes a little bit 010
MadJohnShaft @madjohnshaft.bsky.social · 13/02/2026The Bear is filming again this weekend. Season 5 000
MadJohnShaft @madjohnshaft.bsky.social · 10/02/2026New Project: from now on when I go to the grocery store, I'm gonna purchase one ridiculous highly processed food that's on sale and I will eat it. I don't wanna be an angry hippie about food, because those people are annoying 100
MadJohnShaft @madjohnshaft.bsky.social · 04/02/2026if you weren't sick of my neighborhood showing up in today's popular entertainment, you're in luck because they're filming another remake of the TV show The Fugitive here this month. I will try to get on screen you can look for me. 110
MadJohnShaft @madjohnshaft.bsky.social · 03/02/2026Delicious homemade Pita bread. Throw one at an ICE agent's crotch. 000
MadJohnShaft @madjohnshaft.bsky.social · 02/02/2026Apple is really killing it with this generated Tommy, Hall & Oates punk rock playlist 110
MadJohnShaft @madjohnshaft.bsky.social · 02/02/2026if this doesn't turn out delicious I'm never hasselbacking a potato ever again 130
MadJohnShaft @madjohnshaft.bsky.social · 01/02/2026I know everybody hates the AI, but this is bussin, fire, dope. 100
