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maddie davis @maddiebb.bsky.social · 30m

written language is so cool, you can just make people imagine whatever you want. Stick of butter. Walking through freshly fallen snow. Licking a dirty countertop. Anything's possible!

maddie davis @maddiebb.bsky.social · 39m

he has that professor dry humor that i love, keeps me engaged but not distracted!

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maddie davis @maddiebb.bsky.social · 4h

you can do anything you put your mind to. for example i trained myself to say "ahh, piss!" instead of "ahh shit" just to see if i could do it. every time i get it right i get a fresh gherkin & every time i get it wrong i cut one of my toes off

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ooo a bullet heaven from messhof?? putting it on the list!

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maddie davis @maddiebb.bsky.social · 4h

this was so good, great rec ty. another bald man for me to make 30 minutes of eye contact with

maddie davis @maddiebb.bsky.social · 7h

i think its high time i made some merch, i have some incredibly dumb ideas i hope people love

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well then, saddle on up & have a tinkle with me brother. lets make this pee house a piss home

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maddie davis @maddiebb.bsky.social · 20h

uh yeah please get out of my house

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it really feels like it should be red. u know, bc of the name

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maddie davis @maddiebb.bsky.social · 21h

you gotta do it, otherwise people will flake whenever & then youve got a bigger issue

been playing mostly slay the spire 2 lately but ive been doing a disco elysium playthrough as like a recently sober Columbo type cop & its really fun

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bang bang maddie's lucerne hammer came down on their head

"wow she looks like someone who could safely & responsibly own a lucerne hammer" everyone says in unison

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me when im being hyperbolic (i love indie games)

u dont know that! i am pure of heart & dumb of ass

slay the spire 2 is my game of the year for exactly this reason. also its just fantastic

these knights keep raiding my village & i need a way to poke them, unseat them from their mounts & most importantly bonk them on the head. and i need it to be an all in one sorta deal on a really long stick

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if i had a lucerne hammer i'd finally be happy. i hate knights so much i need to give them concussions

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ive ended up with 3 rx580's (dont ask) and im not sure what to do with any of them atp 😅

the maddie ultimate productivity method: never upgrade gpu -> save money -> games aren't fun bc they dont run well -> invest money in other hobbies -> live beautiful life

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sometimes im like "why dont video games appeal to me anymore" and then i remember my gpu is from 2017 & everything looks & runs like shit

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just think! infinite growth possibilities

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so many good picks but having done this w the lost boys its gotta be the lost boys. killer soundtrack & whenever u actually pay attention something cool is happening

realized i dont draw myself enough lately so let this be a reminder of how i think i look

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self portrait of the artist as a dumbass

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always assumed they were bots of some sort. generic bios, mass follow backs & mostly reposts is how twitter bot farms worked. once they get big enough u sell the account & delete all the posts but keep ur follower count

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this federal firing squad livestream is brought to you by coca cola & cabella's sporting goods

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where ARE the comedies, what is going on w that??

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fun update, got an inhaler & god i feel so much better!!!! i love modern medicine

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reading welsh folklore / history like dang these guys love cheese

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u can never say the welsh were confused about what was important to them. it was cows. cows & groups of 3

Three Principal Cows of the Island of Britain:
Speckled, cow of Maelgwn Gwynedd,
and Grey-Skin, cow of the sons of Eliffer of the Great Warband,
and Cornillo, cow of Llawfrodedd the
Bearded. 4]

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wish my pc could run it 😭 so glad people still play bfV and bf1. tho tbh wardogs is scratching the battlefield itch for me

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ahha thanks!! i was like huh i guess i look ok, thats my consolation

getting an inhaler tomorrow fingers crossed it helps. otherwise we got BIG problems lmfao

girl who has been sick for 2 weeks & apprently has developed asthma. hooray!! at least its beautiful outside

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i keep seeing this word but not any context & i just know in my heart i have no need for whatever it means

loved nirvanna the band the show the movie, not sure if that counts as recent (last year) though

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usually the threat of legal action will get them to move. its how ive gotten all my security deposits back lmao never actually had to get a lawyer. just make sure you have a record of everything & dont be afraid to be confrontational, they're cowards

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