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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

lately i’ve seen a lot of people complain that their roombas have started wielding swords. “how did it get one? i don’t even own a sword!” i don’t know man, you probably had one you just forgot about. stop being weird and just chill

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

just saw a guy walking in the rain with an umbrella. and i’m just like, come on man. that’s cheating. don’t be a dick

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Maddie @maddie-softpaws.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

literally on my paw okay bro

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

operator: 911, please state the nature of your emergency me: alright check this out. you can have as much money as you want, but only in gold bricks. every $1000 weighs one pound and you have to carry it with you at all times operator: well, that just means rich people would get stronger me: fuck

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Maddie @maddie-softpaws.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

sometimes i really can't fathom why i chose to continue living when i got cancer

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

unfortunately it isn't possible to adjust a wristwatch to account for the switch to daylight saving time. there are plenty of hucksters out there who claim it can be done, but the reality is that your watch is now defective and must be discarded in a fresh waterway such as a river or swimming pool

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Maddie @maddie-softpaws.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

saw someone say trump was the worst president in US history and while he's terrible, i think worst is still Reagan

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adam riptide @adamriptide.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

Hey, homophobes! Stay away! I'm an ally! Grr... sorry you had to see that, my queer friends...

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Maddie @maddie-softpaws.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

listening to a love supreme by john coltrane and i thought it was just gonna be instrumental and this dude starts speaking and scares the hell out of me

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Maddie @maddie-softpaws.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

sometimes i be watching baseball and blue really don't have a clue

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Maddie @maddie-softpaws.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

thinking about the israeli football league

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Maddie @maddie-softpaws.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

sometimes being unlucky is a blessing cause you expect the worst then it happens

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

for nfl teams like the pittsburgh steelers and houston texans, football is the name of the game

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Maddie @maddie-softpaws.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

i wanna visit all the states some day, but ive knocked out most of them already

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Maddie @maddie-softpaws.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

non-contacting injury to his jerking hand

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Maddie @maddie-softpaws.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

never did like donald trump personally

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Maddie @maddie-softpaws.bsky.social · 24/12/2025

the first time i listened to this was at work and i had to ask my boss to take my lunch early cause i was actually crying, you have to watch this!!

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 23/12/2025

this game is an escort mission for the colts. they have to gain yardage in small chunks and wait for philip rivers to walk up to the line. every couple minutes he spits out some dialogue like "hurry – we have to reach the satellite uplink so we can deliver evidence of the ambassador's wrongdoing"

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Maddie @maddie-softpaws.bsky.social · 21/12/2025

in my attempts to get twitter to stop showing me political things i do not care about or sports teams i dont like i would adjust the automatically set interests, my final list of interests here:

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Los Angeles Chargers @chargers.bsky.social · 27/05/2023

soo hungry need to find my wife and head to pf changs

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Maddie @maddie-softpaws.bsky.social · 20/12/2025

soooo hungry need to find my wife and head to pf changs

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Maddie @maddie-softpaws.bsky.social · 06/12/2025

open.spotify.com/track/2qk7G6... holy fuck i love the go team

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Waking The Jetstream

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Maddie @maddie-softpaws.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

they're turning you into a chew toy in the quote tweets bro

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 02/12/2025

went to the store

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

i heard the sandwich guy was acquitted. i bet he went up to the judge and said "i'll have an acquittal sandwich with lettuce and tomatoes!" or something like that. i'm just kidding, i doubt he did that. this post is just for fun really

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