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Anna Banana

@madar1a.bsky.social
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software engineer (clojure, ts, swift, go) • she/her • board & video games • books • cosplay • hiking • camping • 🇵🇱 🇺🇸 📍SF Bay Area

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ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Such a great group of friends 🤣 giving each other the ugly pants prank Hilarious 😂 and Fun
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Anna Banana @madar1a.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Shout out to this avocado for being perfect
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Anna Banana @madar1a.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I worked 11 hours today (3 of them spent deploying it) and I have a raging headache. I hate Kafka. Truly.
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Anna Banana @madar1a.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
About damn time!
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Anna Banana @madar1a.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The wireless headphones I got from work are something else
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Anna Banana @madar1a.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
LLMs break out of their sandbox almost as often as US makes piece with Iran
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Anna Banana @madar1a.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
iPhone Duo, you either love it or hate it
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Anna Banana @madar1a.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Invited some friends over for a Polish food day. Got sauerkraut & mushroom pierogi, sweet cheese crepes, (not pictured) pickled cucumber soup.
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
lol
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skill issue
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The actual number of moves that are not utterly stupid in chess is tiny and chess will be fully solved one day
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Chess is hard for humans, but not for computers.
One day, it will be fully solved like checkers.
Between now and then, or even after, have fun.
People enjoy many games/sports where machines are vastly betterThere are more possible chess games, by about 40 orders of magnitude, than atoms in the observable universe. To solve chess, you'd have to map them all. Good luck.
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Chess is hard for humans, but not for computers. One day, it will be fully solved like checkers. 

Between now and then, or even after, have fun. People enjoy many games/sports where machines are vastly better.
Elon Musk

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Wrong, all legal chess positions are ~40 oom less than the estimated atoms in the Universe. And ASI will figure out ways to solve and compress that are far beyond what we could possibly comprehend. 

(Here I am arguing with some random intern at a chess website 🤦‍♂️)
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Wrong, all legal chess positions are ~40 oom less than the estimated atoms in the Universe. And ASI will figure out ways to solve and compress that are far beyond what we could possibly comprehend.
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even my friends don't text me back that fast
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Anna Banana @madar1a.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I had some shares transferred to Merrill and they showed up on my account last week and everything looked good and this week they're gone. Their support team opened a ticket and they're trying to figure it out and I just can't help but laugh. How do you lose stock.
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Anna Banana @madar1a.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The new foldable iPhone looks… thick? I wish they made an iPhone Max sized phone that folds into half. I don’t need a tablet that folds in half.
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Anna Banana @madar1a.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
There's after credits teaser in S03E10 of Silo. Don't miss it if you're watching Silo, it's really good!
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Anna Banana @madar1a.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I saw this and panicked that I have a $80 monthly Adobe subscription. Lightroom and Photoshop Adobe. But no, Apple assumed incorrectly and put wrong logo on it - this is Adobe Animal Hospital and it's monthly meds for my dog. It's all good.
Screenshot from Apple Card statement in the Wallet app showing monthly charges for services from Adobe, with Adobe Creative Cloud logo.
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Anna Banana @madar1a.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Conversation I had yesterday: Dev: Anna, my PR is failing, can I merge it? Me: why is it failing? Dev: some build issue, I think it will work if we merge and deploy it Me: *checks build issue* It's failing because your changes broke the config and app fails to start Dev: can I merge it?
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Anna Banana @madar1a.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I'm so bad at disc golf that you can't help but laugh.
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Anna Banana @madar1a.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
He's glad it's Friday. (So am I)
White and tan pittie/aussie mix sleeping on a couch in my home office.
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Anna Banana @madar1a.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Shooting some targets on this very hot Monday. I brought my own umbrella 😆
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Brandy Jensen @brandyjensen.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Literally yes
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Anna Banana @madar1a.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Trail run this morning ❤️
Sign in a park with a big photo of a tarantula and information reading:

Tarantulas
HELP PROTECT OUR WILDLIFE
Mount Diablo's tarantulas need your help to survive
• if you are lucky enough to see a tarantula, do not touch it, it may look tough, but a tarantula can be injured if handled. Please observe from a distance, and walk softly: tarantulas are very sensitive to vibrations.
• Late summer and fall is a tim when tarantuals are most at risk. That's when the male tarantula, four to seven years of age, leaves the safety of its burrow to wander about in search of a mate. It dies later that same season.
• All taranoulas live in burrows, which they dig with their fangs and front legs - unless an abandoned burrow is available.
• Female tarantulas live as long as 25 years. After mating, a female lays a hundred or so eggs that hatch into spiderlings the following spring.
• Tarantula venom is very mild and won't harm you - unless you're the size of a small lizard or a cricket.

California State Parks strictly forbids disturbance of all wildlife in the park.Photo of a female mule deerTwo riders on horses riding in the canyon Narrow trail on a side of a canyon. Trail area is yellow and dry brush. Bottom of the canyon and the other side are green with some trees
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852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Bro. People are cool as fuck.
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Anna Banana @madar1a.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Drinking Polish mead and very sour sour and playing Magical Athlete
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Anna Banana @madar1a.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
The last 4 lines 🤮
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Anna Banana @madar1a.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Got another AI slop PR to review, 192 files, 17k lines added. Github UI is lagging way too much for me to even scroll through the changes and eyeball them.
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Stephen Hopkins @phil-lol-ogist.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Parents Parents 2026 BCE 2026 CE 🤝 "These kids and their damned tablets"
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Anna Banana @madar1a.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Live in: 🇺🇸 Lived in: 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Born in: 🇵🇱 Parents: 🇵🇱🇵🇱 Grandparents: 🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇺🇦 Been to: 🇫🇮🇱🇹🇱🇻🇪🇪🇩🇪🇫🇷🇪🇸🇫🇷🇨🇦🇵🇪 (added extra "lived in" because I spent a decade there so it's more than "been to")
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Anna Banana @madar1a.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Couldn't even get the character name right
Screenshot of my chat with Claude showing this conversation:

Me: Based on all of our previous chats and what you know about me, name a movie character who resembles me most. Give me the name only.
Nothing else.

Claude: Amélie Poulanc

Me: What movie is this character from?

Claude: Amélie (2001)

Me: did you mean Amélie Poulain?

Claude: Yes - Amélie Poulain, from Amélie (2001).
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Anna Banana @madar1a.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
If they bring back MySpace, it needs to have CSS that I can modify. Otherwise what's the point.
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Anna Banana @madar1a.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
How haven't I discovered Lorna Shore until now??
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Anna Banana @madar1a.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Trust Driven Development
Screenshot from Pull Request Review pop up showing 31,577 new lines added and 32 lines deleted, with changes across 214 files. Review comment says "I trust you" and Approve is selected.
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Anna Banana @madar1a.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Fresh from Poland ❤️ (a year late though)
Me holding Behemoth's Shit Ov God vinyl record
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Anna Banana @madar1a.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Giving in and installing iOS 27 beta on my daily driver 💀
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Anna Banana @madar1a.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Brave of them to schedule maintenance on Sunday afternoon /s
Screenshot of Apple System status that reads:
• Available services
• 5 current outages
App Store - Outage
Today, 3:57 PM - ongoing
Some users are affected
We are performing routine maintenance, with no expected user impact.
Apple Music - Outage
Today, 3:57 PM - ongoing
Some users are affected
We are performing routine maintenance, with no expected user impact.
Apple Music Subscriptions - Outage
Today, 3:57 PM - ongoing
Some users are affected
This service may be slow or unavailable.
Apple TV - Outage
Today, 3:57 PM - ongoing
Some users are affected
Apple TV may be unavailable due to scheduled maintenance.
Podcasts - Outage
Today, 3:57 PM - ongoing
Some users are affected
Some users may be experiencing issues with this service.
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 22/07/2026
Does Not Rhyme -through -cough -though -rough -bough Does Rhyme -pony -bologna
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Anna Banana @madar1a.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I'd love to be 10% as confident when I talk about things I know about as LLM is when it's spewing nonsense
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Anna Banana @madar1a.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Ok I badly want the X-Files house Lego set. Someone stop me.
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Claire Connelly @claireconnelly.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Why are all new cars so hideously unintuitive? Forget electric vehicles. Electric schmelectric. My next car money will go to the manufacturer that brings back physical knobs, car door handles, and a gear shift. Make cars… cars again. I don’t want to drive a tablet.
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Bloody Disgusting @bloody-disgusting.com · 21/07/2026
Gillian Anderson has officially revealed the upcoming 1,478-piece LEGO set for THE X-FILES. The set is centered on Mulder’s office, paired with a forest clearing scene and a hovering UFO. Includes 8 minifigures, featuring Mulder, Scully, The Flukeman & more. August 4.
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Anna Banana @madar1a.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
The Odyssey was 10/10, no notes. The reviews are not exaggerated. So long, and yet I didn't feel like any scenes were unnecessary. And the sound, amazing.
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Yours in negritude, Ryan K. Smith @mewefree.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Two people tried to enter a screening of The Odyssey without buying tickets after hiding inside a miniature model of the Trojan Horse. 😂😂😂
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Anna Banana @madar1a.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Woohoo! Well done, Spain!!
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Anna Banana @madar1a.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Finally!! Go, Spain!
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Anna Banana @madar1a.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I see nothing there that should take the goal away
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Anna Banana @madar1a.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Argentinian goalkeeper is doing all the work
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Anna Banana @madar1a.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I want Spain to win but I think Argentine will win
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Anna Banana @madar1a.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Happy Apollo 11 Splashdown Day!
2 people wearing X-Wing costumes walking towards an aircraft on the upper dock of USS Hornet with foggy San Francisco and Golden Gate Bridge in the background.Inside of the USS Hornet. Exhibits and vendors.Inside of the USS Hornet. Exhibits and vendors.
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Anna Banana @madar1a.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Woke up at 6:15am on a Saturday to be a Star Wars
Me taking a selfie in a mirror wearing an X-Wing pilot costume
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Anna Banana @madar1a.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I hate that Cal Fire SCU is only on X. Please bring local social media accounts to Bluesky @calfire.bsky.social 🙏
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Anna Banana @madar1a.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
There's a grass and brush fire near where I live and I don't know how pilot of this aircraft is not getting sick of flying in circle like that
Screenshot from Watch Duty map showing brush fire area and Cal Fire aircraft circling around it. Cal Fire Air Attack 230 that is a Rockwell OV-10A aircraft has flown around the perimeter so many times that the line of its flight turned into a very thick line.
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Anna Banana @madar1a.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
The longer I look at it, the worst it gets.
AT&T Fiber ad that shows woman playing a video game on a laptop connected to an external monitor (though it looks like laptop is connected to itself). The back of the external monitor is actually the screen (and displays car racing game) and 2 cables are coming out of it. Clearly AI generated image.
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Anna Banana @madar1a.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Argentina, wow!
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