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James @madamelaplum.plumface.co.uk · 16/10/2026

Four copies ordered for my owned-by-their-dogs chums for xmas. Thanks Russ!

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James @madamelaplum.plumface.co.uk · 13/10/2026

Unless you heat your home without using fossil fuels you can respectfully get fucked.

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James @madamelaplum.plumface.co.uk · 10/10/2026

We relaxed sanctions on Russian crude in May so I think we're cool with it?

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James @madamelaplum.plumface.co.uk · 06/10/2026

Same. Saw the mag had subtly changed its name and no mention of him but I'd been out of that particular loop for a while.

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James @madamelaplum.plumface.co.uk · 06/10/2026

I used to take out a full page ad in The Edge about a million years ago when I had my business in Chelmsford. Any idea what happened to Shaun?

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James @madamelaplum.plumface.co.uk · 08/09/2026

This is entirely sensible and I know we don't do sensible any more but sign it anyway.

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James @madamelaplum.plumface.co.uk · 08/09/2026

It says that only kindle available for me and I don't have one and would really like to order the book. Do I just need to wait until the 14th? I'm aware this may be the millionth time you've answered this particular question :/

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James @madamelaplum.plumface.co.uk · 05/09/2026

Racism and violence against women. I wonder if there's a connection there?

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James @madamelaplum.plumface.co.uk · 04/09/2026

Same with pasta and they're basically trolling you with that little bit of sticky tape that says 'resealable' on it

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James @madamelaplum.plumface.co.uk · 04/09/2026

I'm considerably more shocked that he was in Clacton tbf

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James @madamelaplum.plumface.co.uk · 13/08/2026

It's ok lads, he's considering banning disposable barbecues.

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James @madamelaplum.plumface.co.uk · 12/08/2026

Can confirm that this is a bit of alright too:

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James @madamelaplum.plumface.co.uk · 12/08/2026

Oh good it'll all be fixed by the morning then. Or he'll announce new drilling licences because "pragmatism."

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James @madamelaplum.plumface.co.uk · 07/08/2026

Having a bit of a shindig at the weekend so quite pleased this arrived in time :D

A bottle of d'arenberg bobby fingers Toilet Wine

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James @madamelaplum.plumface.co.uk · 03/08/2026

Well obviously it's a bloke who has a portakabin/van tyre for legs

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James @madamelaplum.plumface.co.uk · 30/07/2026

BBC reporter in France yesterday blaming pine needles and actual woodland floor for the spread of wildfires so there's that too.

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James @madamelaplum.plumface.co.uk · 17/07/2026

The support bot for my work's hosting started telling me to edit the .htaccess file at which point I asked for a human who said something along the lines of, "I wish it wouldn't keep doing that" Apparently that file is quite important to your website's security.

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James @madamelaplum.plumface.co.uk · 17/07/2026

Perfect opportunity for him to come on the show so you can 'apologise' personally to him.

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James @madamelaplum.plumface.co.uk · 15/07/2026

Why? Will it make any difference to the result? (no)

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James @madamelaplum.plumface.co.uk · 15/07/2026

Lilley's Rhubarb Cider is just as delicious as it sounds in case you were wondering.

Lilley's rhubarb cider pump header next to Leigh on sea brewery chip thief hazy IPA pump header.

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James @madamelaplum.plumface.co.uk · 14/07/2026

The barrel of drowned rats was an unwelcome discovery I must add.

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James @madamelaplum.plumface.co.uk · 14/07/2026

Chicken prison removal phase 1: roof off.

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James @madamelaplum.plumface.co.uk · 09/07/2026

Things must be dire if they're worried about a washed-up racist actor and a bloke with a bin on his head

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James @madamelaplum.plumface.co.uk · 04/07/2026

Or perhaps not that 5th glass of wine.

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James @madamelaplum.plumface.co.uk · 19/06/2026

And now the exciting prospect of one middle-aged white guy being replaced by another middle-aged white guy.

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James @madamelaplum.plumface.co.uk · 16/06/2026

The mistake he made in the first place was not filling it with Brawndo™️ and instead using the stuff that's in the toilet.

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James @madamelaplum.plumface.co.uk · 16/06/2026

Wow, I knew homophobic bakeries were a thing but racist bookshops as well?

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James @madamelaplum.plumface.co.uk · 12/06/2026

Let me finish my trebuchet and I'll have a go.

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James @madamelaplum.plumface.co.uk · 12/06/2026

Bluesky algo desperately trying to work out what the world cup is:

World Cup kickball is soccer matchup apparently according to Bluesky

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James @madamelaplum.plumface.co.uk · 12/06/2026

Hope they use a flamethrower or something suitably dramatic rather than just boringly unscrewing the letters.

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James @madamelaplum.plumface.co.uk · 29/05/2026

Oi! That was my dinner! (I still haven't found the bowl)

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James @madamelaplum.plumface.co.uk · 15/05/2026

Don't know much about him but I do remember the last time an elected mayor was anointed pm and that worked out just fine...

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James @madamelaplum.plumface.co.uk · 13/05/2026

Have to say Gary that thanks to your previous recommendation of this stuff I rescued my wall from peeling and bubbling despite using little greene intelligent paint. Gave it a good wire brushing and peel stop then b-i-n just to make sure. Now flat as a pancake! Thank you :)

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James @madamelaplum.plumface.co.uk · 13/05/2026

I'm not enjoying this Village of the Damned reboot 😬

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James @madamelaplum.plumface.co.uk · 12/05/2026

Almost makes you wonder who the 5m was shared with. Publicly funded journos should have to declare additional income.

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James @madamelaplum.plumface.co.uk · 08/05/2026

Dammit, missed a trick there

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James @madamelaplum.plumface.co.uk · 08/05/2026

Danbury and the Hanningfields they did. Couldn't tell you what they said though as it went straight in the bin.

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James @madamelaplum.plumface.co.uk · 05/05/2026

Saw that too. Shame that publicly funded journalists don't have to declare gifts or income from other sources.

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James @madamelaplum.plumface.co.uk · 01/05/2026

Board of peace Tony Blair? That Tony Blair? Much as I'm deeply disappointed in Starmer it must be intensely irritating having that washed up little goblin perched on your shoulder trying to tell you how to run things.

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James @madamelaplum.plumface.co.uk · 24/04/2026

I do hope he had enough time to fully appreciate the irony.

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James @madamelaplum.plumface.co.uk · 24/04/2026

There's VAT on kids' glasses which I'm sure not many people are aware of.

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James @madamelaplum.plumface.co.uk · 23/04/2026

Ugh. Just replaced all my gooey wires, not a pleasant job but not that difficult or particularly expensive; probably a couple of hundred quid for the wire and a couple of days crawling around in the loft :)

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James @madamelaplum.plumface.co.uk · 22/04/2026

The previous incumbent burned a pile of sofas under one of the willows (!) and watching the new growth struggling to form on the tips of the charred boughs brings hope from such mindless vandalism.

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James @madamelaplum.plumface.co.uk · 15/04/2026

he is such a snivelling little wretch

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