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James @madamelaplum.plumface.co.uk · 12/08/2026

Can confirm that this is a bit of alright too:

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James @madamelaplum.plumface.co.uk · 07/08/2026

Having a bit of a shindig at the weekend so quite pleased this arrived in time :D

A bottle of d'arenberg bobby fingers Toilet Wine

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James @madamelaplum.plumface.co.uk · 15/07/2026

Lilley's Rhubarb Cider is just as delicious as it sounds in case you were wondering.

Lilley's rhubarb cider pump header next to Leigh on sea brewery chip thief hazy IPA pump header.

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James @madamelaplum.plumface.co.uk · 14/07/2026

Chicken prison removal phase 1: roof off.

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James @madamelaplum.plumface.co.uk · 12/06/2026

Bluesky algo desperately trying to work out what the world cup is:

World Cup kickball is soccer matchup apparently according to Bluesky

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James @madamelaplum.plumface.co.uk · 29/05/2026

Oi! That was my dinner! (I still haven't found the bowl)

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James @madamelaplum.plumface.co.uk · 13/05/2026

Have to say Gary that thanks to your previous recommendation of this stuff I rescued my wall from peeling and bubbling despite using little greene intelligent paint. Gave it a good wire brushing and peel stop then b-i-n just to make sure. Now flat as a pancake! Thank you :)

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James @madamelaplum.plumface.co.uk · 05/04/2026

The perfect illustration of where we are with wifi connected "smart" appliances 😂

In which one reviewer to the hisense connectLife app asks with tongue firmly in cheek for an update so that he can upload photos to his fridge.

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James @madamelaplum.plumface.co.uk · 12/03/2026

Very much reminds me of this too:

Calvin obviously hammering nails into a coffee table being asked what he's doing and replying, "is that some sort of trick question or what?"

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James @madamelaplum.plumface.co.uk · 03/12/2025

I do like how it's perfectly acceptable to fall off the second and third floors but not, apparently, the roof.

Shell of building that has progressed not an inch in six months with a scaffolding barrier erected around the top but not the second or third storeys.

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James @madamelaplum.plumface.co.uk · 25/11/2025

Ok not quicksand more of a bog but:

Run Wild Run Free horse trapped in a bog.

Spoiler:

The horse gets out :)

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James @madamelaplum.plumface.co.uk · 05/11/2025

Look I really REALLY hate to be that guy but they literally posted this like an hour ago and there's a handy button to repost AND acknowledge the content creator: @terriblemapshq.bsky.social

The original post by, I assume, the original creator :)

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James @madamelaplum.plumface.co.uk · 10/10/2025

Top work HT, it arrived today :) @happytoast.co.uk Get yours at www.lulu.com/shop/happy-t... (Even the little typo that snuck in made me chuckle) :D

Happytoast's book The Very Hungry Great White Shark. Perfect xmas present for fans of Jaws and/or The Very Hungry Caterpillar. Or indeed anyone.

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James @madamelaplum.plumface.co.uk · 07/10/2025

This is completely insane and we want to build more of the things? I wonder how long it takes to decommission a wind turbine? Not 150 years I'm betting. Full article: www.theguardian.com/environment/...

Grauniad article from 7/10/25:
Sellafield, Europe’s largest nuclear site, looms large in Whitehaven at the centre of Britain’s “nuclear coast”. While it has not generated energy since 2003, decommissioning is expected to take until at least 2125. Between Sellafield Ltd and its wider supply chain, the site employs about 60,000 workers, more than 80% from Cumbria.

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James @madamelaplum.plumface.co.uk · 06/10/2025

Nice job! Also snap (literally)! These busted today too but I used the time-honoured sticky tape method and had to rely on my training of being an actual fucking optician 😂

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James @madamelaplum.plumface.co.uk · 30/09/2025

I've had to revive a fair few this year. Golden syrup mixed with a drop of water has worked for most of them. Good luck :)

Two European hornets having a syrupy drink before heading on their travels

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James @madamelaplum.plumface.co.uk · 23/09/2025

Best get ready for the rapture

Ford Prefect and Arthur Dent in the pub downing pints and peanuts prior to being beamed aboard a Vogon ship

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James @madamelaplum.plumface.co.uk · 17/09/2025

Yes don't whatever you do show people this photo as something something malicious something

The current US president standing with a convicted paedophile. Blurred out because apparently it's illegal to show this photo to people in the UK

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James @madamelaplum.plumface.co.uk · 01/09/2025

Tough night. Not the result anyone would have hoped for but preventing suffering is always the best outcome. #commonDolphin #cetacean #stranding #BDMLR #SEWH

Female common dolphin being attended to by medics and vet after stranding in mud

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James @madamelaplum.plumface.co.uk · 30/08/2025

Had to revive quite a few of these in the last couple of days, I'm assuming the sudden cooler nights have caught them out. 1 part golden syrup to 1 part water in a shallow saucer seems to do the trick.