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@madamamy.bsky.social
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🩷💛💙 trying to be good and feel good, here for hmj chat only 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🖖

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Ames @madamamy.bsky.social · 57m
I was trying to fix my phone case and I just…I’m fucking screeching and crying at these 😭 😫✌🏻
Accidental selfie of me trying to fix my phone caseBlurry accidental selfie of me trying to fix my phone case
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Ames @madamamy.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Actually here *attaches bits*
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Ames @madamamy.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
A doctor because I had a chemistry teacher in high school who told me she definitely sees me becoming a doctor because I’m ✨so smart✨ but then I was ✨depressed and burnt out✨ halfway through college and never tried to do better so every day I feel like I’m letting her down does that make sense?
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Ames @madamamy.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
A rare Spooky cuddle
Tuxedo cat laying against my lap, over a gray and white plaid blanket, yellow lab in the background
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Ames @madamamy.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Everyone look at my new favorite diva!!! Artist instagram.com/jolley.ink?r...
Fresh tattoo of a pinup magician lady on my shin
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Ames @madamamy.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Oh ew
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Disgust Disgusted
Alt: Bald man making a disgusted face
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Ames @madamamy.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I did my nails and I fucking hate them and kept getting so frustrated but instead of ripping them off I’m just going to sit with it and leave them be ✌🏻🫠
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Ames @madamamy.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
A great philosopher once said, “You either get scared or you make it sexy”. Living life by that rule from now on 🙂‍↕️
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Ames @madamamy.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Yours would be the one and only season I watch
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Ames @madamamy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Mini honeyjelly just watched The Sixth Sense for the first time, and from upstairs we heard him yell “WHAT?!”, I go down and see the credits rolling and he looks like this
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Friends: Joey Tribbiani's Shocked Reaction
Alt: Friends: Joey Tribbiani's Shocked Reaction
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Ames @madamamy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I may have overdone it on the fiber this week, I am in PAIN
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Ames @madamamy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
😈
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Ames @madamamy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Wearing fishnets with shorts and big boots to a fall festival can’t wait for all the Mormon families to look at me like I’ve got the devil in me!!!!!
Fishnet adorned legs sitting in the passenger seat, strawberry purse on lap
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Ames @madamamy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
If anyone else is using the Finch app and wants to be friends!!!! Here is my code!!! I’m fairly new to it but I’ve been keeping up pretty well I think!! M59YACHZYL
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Ames @madamamy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Had to sleep with gauze in my mouth last night good thing I didn’t choke on it!!!!
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Ames @madamamy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The fuck ass tooth that’s been a problem my whole life is finally OUT OF MY MOUTH!!!! I’m so ready to not be in pain 24/7/365 anymore!!!!
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Ames @madamamy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Take my hugs from afar and also my pets
Tabico cat snuggling under a blanketYellow lab melting into the couchBlack cat sitting regally on a counter topTabico cat all flipped around
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Ames @madamamy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Happy happy birthday @alexisdotgov.bsky.social !!!! I hope your day was full of love and beauty and sweetness and fun!! All the things you are you stunning mermaid diva queen!!
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Ames @madamamy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
SHUT THE HELL UP YOU LOOK AMAZING
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Ames @madamamy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
ASJDJDKSKDBDH picrew.me/en/image_mak...
Picrew image of a blonde wearing a black turtleneck under a black and gold starry dress, fishnets, black heeled boots, hair in braided pigtails with a red background, text bubble saying “AS IF!”
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Ames @madamamy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You're famous!!!
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Ames @madamamy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
NO!!! 😭
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Ames @madamamy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Is it a cold or is it allergies?? Taking bets now
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Ames @madamamy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It worked great
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Ames @madamamy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
OMG?!?!
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Ames @madamamy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Trying Lemi Shine for the first time for our HARD ASS WATER trying to keep our dishwasher from crumbling like a dust bunny under grandmas couch, will update soon on the outcome.
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Ames @madamamy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I felt this song in MY WHOLE BODY
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Ames @madamamy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
CHASING RELENTLESSLYYYYY STILL FIGHT AND I DONT KNOW WHYYYYYYYY
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Ames @madamamy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Remembering Clarity by Zedd ft. Foxes
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Ames @madamamy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
(Last month we submitted the payment and then another autopay bill came out which left us with less than the power bill amount in our account so the power company rejected the payment as not full and charged late fees I love it here)
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Ames @madamamy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Wouldn’t it be super nice and fun and cool if the power company took our payment out of our account at the literal time we submit it instead of waiting 3 days and making us stress tf out????
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Ames @madamamy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Love having this big couch so everyone can spread out and have space! (I love all the cuddles)
Photo of me on the couch, legs sandwiched between lab and !husband, cat in my lap
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Ames @madamamy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Literally the same here, we switched to Aveeno, same size for literally $15 less. CeraVe is NOT worth that money 🥸
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Ames @madamamy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Just got back from seeing Resident Evil and holyyy!! Perfect combo of nasty ass body horror, excellent comedic timing, and fun little game references 👌*chefs kiss*
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Ames @madamamy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Thank you!!
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Ames @madamamy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Thank you!!
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Ames @madamamy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
She’s an icon
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Ames @madamamy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Stop it thank you so much 😭😭
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Ames @madamamy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I didn’t even know 16 slice cutters existed!! We have the 8 slice and you’re right it still feels like too much lol
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Ames @madamamy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
And I wait at the table like this
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Cute Penguin Waiting Patiently
Alt: Cute Penguin Waiting Patiently
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Ames @madamamy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Cutting bangs has summoned Farrah Fawcett to my body
Selfie with natural hair giving Farrah Fawcett bangs
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Ames @madamamy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is a scam!!! Tim died on the Oregon Trail!!!
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Ames @madamamy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Omg Happy Glenda Day!!!
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Ames @madamamy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Is it just me or are apples kind of exhausting to eat??
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Ames @madamamy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Beanie beauty happy birthday!!!!!! So much to celebrate today!!!
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Ames @madamamy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Happiest of birthdays @zoralla.bsky.social @witchsocks.bsky.social !!!! You deserve only the best forever and always you magical ethereal fairy princess goddess diva!!!
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Ames @madamamy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Oh 100%, temperature, pressure, and seasonal changes put me OUT. Take care of yourself as best as you can 💕
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Ames @madamamy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Fran Drescher's Enthusiastic Welcome
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Ames @madamamy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Anyway heres my bangs fully dried, wavy, cowlicked, and full bedhead, I kinda live
Another duck faced selfie showing off my newly cut bangs fully dried and after sleeping on them, hair in a messy bun
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Ames @madamamy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Policy change that I’m not even sure applies to us ✌🏻
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