Ames @madamamy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Trying Lemi Shine for the first time for our HARD ASS WATER trying to keep our dishwasher from crumbling like a dust bunny under grandmas couch, will update soon on the outcome. 030
Ames @madamamy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Wouldn’t it be super nice and fun and cool if the power company took our payment out of our account at the literal time we submit it instead of waiting 3 days and making us stress tf out???? 150
Ames @madamamy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Love having this big couch so everyone can spread out and have space! (I love all the cuddles) 0130
Ames @madamamy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Just got back from seeing Resident Evil and holyyy!! Perfect combo of nasty ass body horror, excellent comedic timing, and fun little game references 👌*chefs kiss* 060
Ames @madamamy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Happiest of birthdays @zoralla.bsky.social @witchsocks.bsky.social !!!! You deserve only the best forever and always you magical ethereal fairy princess goddess diva!!! 1111
Ames @madamamy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Anyway heres my bangs fully dried, wavy, cowlicked, and full bedhead, I kinda live 3430
Ames @madamamy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Anxiety sucks because I was up most of the night freaking out knowing we had a letter from the irs in our mailbox & I was panicking like omg what did we do wrong I bet we owe like 10k somehow probably we can’t pay that what do we do just get arrested?? And it ended up just being a retirement plan.. 180
Ames @madamamy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Mini honeyjelly's friends were over last night and they nicknamed our dogs Thunder Paws (german shepherd) and Barrel Boy (lab). New super hero and sidekick duo coming to theaters near you! 040
Ames @madamamy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Knitting vs crocheting, what’s the nicest to learn when you’re a beginner in both? What would you start with? 660
Ames @madamamy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Also having to run things through HOA is such bullshit, where I grew up if someone didn’t like what you were doing with your home/yard then you say “damn then don’t look over here, Cheryl” and you do it anyway. Like what are we doing?? 040
Ames @madamamy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026We’re trying to get a quote on a home repair (🤮) which means all day I’ll be answering UNKNOWN TELEPHONE NUMBERS (🤮🤮🤮) because it’s potentially one of those companies but it also might NOT be and I have to be awkward about it????? 030
Ames @madamamy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Wondering if there’s been a spike in lobotomies recently because I’ve seen more teslas than usual this week, and it was already unfortunately a lot. 030
Ames @madamamy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Do you think in those old haunting reenactment shows they would shame the nonbeliever during the interviews?? Like, tell us all about how you completely ignored the love of your life’s fears and concerns and told them they were crazystatic.klipy.comBaby Deer Deer In SnowAlt: Baby Deer Deer In Snow being interviewed 0100
Ames @madamamy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Whoever invented led headlights deserves to be shot out of a cannon 0190
Ames @madamamy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Put yes god by slayyyter on repeat and let my random burst of energy fly and cleaned the bathroom and vacuumed thanks diva ✌🏻🙂↔️ 090
Ames @madamamy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Midtown Madness 2 baybeeee Catch me in London in my Audi TT, hittin pedestrians and dodgin cops babes 140
Ames @madamamy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Discovering that mini honeyjelly is considered one of the girlies Birthday parties? Him and the girls After school and weekend hangouts? Him and the girls All the group chats? Him and the girls I guess they feel safe with him and we’ll continue to make sure he grows up respectful and kind hearted! 1101
Ames @madamamy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I was thinking about one of my many lives where I had to take a microbiology class for a degree (didn't finish that one) and the professor was talking about food spoiling and how if you can see the mold then the spores have already spread throughout the packaging even if some of it still looks ok 150
Ames @madamamy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I’ve been drinking instant coffee more than brewed lately because it doesn’t upset my stomach as much, and I started putting a few whole cloves (the spice, not garlic) in the kettle water to flavor it up more and holyyyyy it’s yummy 🤤 050
Ames @madamamy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Currently job hunting and I may apply to this for no particular reason at all............... 1250
Ames @madamamy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026What kind of work are us chronically ill divas doing??? Every WFH job I've looked into turns out to be a scam and I never here back from any of the ones that aren't!! What do I do!!! 3100
Ames @madamamy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026UNPAID BILLS AND REJECTED PAYMENTS AND INSURANCE NOT COVERING MY INHALER AND OUR DOGS EAR INFECTION IS BACK SPIRALLING!!!!!!!! EVERYTHING WILL BE OK STOP YELLING!! 0110
Ames @madamamy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026It hailed on me and the dogs this morning!!!!!!!! How FUN!!!!! 060
Ames @madamamy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Cute!!! I also love that the hex code is FEEEED widget-club.com/wallpapers/t... 170
Ames @madamamy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026The mornings that !husband takes mini honeyjelly to school but I still wake up at 6 and just stand in the kitchen with nothing to do likestatic.klipy.comTzuyu Standing in Pink SweatsAlt: Tzuyu Standing in Pink Sweats 0120
Ames @madamamy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026It’s done! Is it perfect? No. Will it hold long term? Time will tell. Is it what I wanted? Yes! Did I lose my needle after tying off the last stitch?? Also yes!!! But that’s ok!! 1250
Ames @madamamy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026What do you mean I’m entering my luteal phase again? WHAT DO YOU MEAN I HAVE TO KEEP GOING THROUGH IT OVER AND OVER AGAIN?! IM TIRED 0140
Ames @madamamy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026This has gone better than expected so far! The dress has been CUT the side seam is RIPPED and the new hemline is PINNED I’m just too NERVOUS to start SEWING it now!!!! 1100
Ames @madamamy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I never learned how to sew but I want to hem and add a slit to this dress I thrifted BY HAND so I’m YouTubing it and letting go and letting gawd. I also don’t own fabric scissors does that make sense?? It’ll be fine! 040
Ames @madamamy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026What if we all collectively decided to go back to landlines and windows 95?? 2170
Ames @madamamy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026What am I doing?? Oh not much just thinking about how Bluesky used to just be about nail growth. 0110
Ames @madamamy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Mini honeyjelly crashed his dirt bike and an ambulance was called (he's ok, no hospital trip) and one of the EMTs took his bike for a spin after they treated him and while they waited for us to arrive...sometimes people have fun at work I guess! 2160
Ames @madamamy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026A good reason to have a partner other than the unconditional love and affection is they can put your septum ring ball back on when your hands are too shaky and sweaty to do it yourself (thanks king @motionxmonkey.bsky.social)!!!! 050
Ames @madamamy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Last night I had a dream that we were shopping for a new bath tub and we found a COW SHAPED ONE and I wanted it so bad and still do. I wish that was real. 0110
Ames @madamamy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I had some second thoughts about wanting to move back to the east coast after going back to visit my family in MD last month, but I had an epiphany that it’s just MD I don’t like and I would be fine in another east coast state (not too south) 🫣 0100
Ames @madamamy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026My therapist told me about the mental and physical side effects of emdr but I wasn't prepared for how severe the physical ones would be!!!! My brain feels all twitchy and dizzy and my whole body aches!! 080
