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Mad Alice @mad-alice.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

Day 4 post-op: I like Dilaudid. It works.

Mad Alice @mad-alice.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

Terrorists have taken over a building. You get to select one song to blast from speakers on a continuous loop to try to get them to surrender. I choose: Baby Shark

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Mad Alice @mad-alice.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

Started my last #weightLoss push on October 9th. I'm down 21lbs so far I'm 3 days post-op for #GastricBypass #BariatricSurgery. #Roux-En-Y. Still sore from the surgery. Thank gawd for good prescription drugs.

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Mad Alice @mad-alice.bsky.social · 15/07/2025

People just can't take a joke. Personally, I would love a visit from a #GrimReaper instead of a priest. 🤣

A Grim Reaper standing in front of a building.

"In 1994, Los Angeles police arrested a man for dressing like the Grim Reaper, complete with a scythe, who was standing in front of old people's homes, starring inside."

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 13/07/2025

Leo: There is absolutely nothing to fear in your future. Hold on, I was reading your star chart upside down.

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X Solitude ∞ 🍁🇨🇦 EH! @solitudex.bsky.social · 02/06/2025

AND WE ARE NOT COMING BACK ANY TIME SOON SO... 🖕 BEST, 🍁🇨🇦💪

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Mad Alice @mad-alice.bsky.social · 29/04/2025

#CanadaStrong The orange menace is aboot to find oout just how strong a united #Canada is.

Canada Strong.

White writing on red background.

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Mad Alice @mad-alice.bsky.social · 28/04/2025

Last time I visited my mom I put my wedding ring in a " #SafeSpot " so I wouldn't lose it. I found it again a month later.

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Mad Alice @mad-alice.bsky.social · 19/04/2025

#Senators vs #Leafs It's a big annoyance when the #Sens host the Leafs at home because #Toronto fans buy a good portion of the seats. GO SENS GO! #NHL #Playoffs #StanleyCup

Bart Simpson in class writing lines on the black board saying:
"I will not sell my tickets to Leaf fans."

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Mad Alice @mad-alice.bsky.social · 15/04/2025

Tired of #politics. Shall we play a #game? How many animals can you see? Solution in the comments.

An optical illusion of a bunch of animals.

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Mad Alice @mad-alice.bsky.social · 06/04/2025

Started a new #crochet pattern using Loops & Threads Silky Soft rayon from bamboo #yarn. Link to #pattern: www.expressionfiberarts.com/products/ray...

First rows of a new crochet pattern in shades of mauve & blue.

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Mad Alice @mad-alice.bsky.social · 20/03/2025

This is why I don't let my Husb go shopping alone: An older gent accosted him at #Metro and asked where he could find cheap sandwich meat that wasn't bologna. My wonderful #husband recommended he ask for Soilent Green and directed him towards the deli counter. #IMarriedAnAsshole 🤣

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Mad Alice @mad-alice.bsky.social · 13/03/2025

I'm no rocket surgeon but... Why can't the #CommonWealth and/or the rest of the world just stop dealing with the #USA? Just completely shun them? Cut all ties, coms & kick them out of our countries. #CanadaStrong #CanadaResilient #Never51st #FuckTrump #FuckMaga #FuckMusk

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Charlie Angus @charlieangus104.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

Have you signed the petition to strip Elon Musk-olini of his Canadian citizenship? Mr. Musk is pissed. He has posted snarky comments claiming Canada is not a real country. We can make this the largest parliamentary petition in CDN history. Please sign and pass on. www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...

ourcommons.ca

Petition e-5353 - Petitions

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Mad Alice @mad-alice.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

Creepy ass spider with the Stanley Cup on its back. It tried to cross check me. I think it's a #WolfSpider. #Spider

Creepy ass spider with the Stanley Cup on its back.

Might be a wolf spider.

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Mad Alice @mad-alice.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

🇨🇦 will get through this. We will prevail. We will make peace with the USA once they have a new POTUS. But we will not forgive. Not this president. Not his political jackals. Not the people who elected him. And frikken I guarantee you we will never forget.

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Dr. Kristopher Wells @drkristopherwells.bsky.social · 03/03/2025

Ok, Canadians. You know what to do. Tighten our belts. Strengthen our resolve. Show our unity. Demonstrate our national pride. Support our real allies. Put Canada first forever and always.

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Mad Alice @mad-alice.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

Really #TimHorton's? A 3 month subscription to The Athletic, a product of the New York Times? Pffffft Any of my followers want the activation code ? I'd post it in the open, but it can only be redeemed once. #RollUpTheRim

Tim Horton's Roll Up the Rim winner of a 3 month subscription to the Athletic.

Bleh.

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Mad Alice @mad-alice.bsky.social · 02/03/2025

Overheard my husband teach my son #DOS. "Windows runs so much faster when you disable it." Passing down knowledge from one generation to the next like ancient wisdom. So cute. #FatherAndSon #Windows #Knowledge #Computer

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Mad Alice @mad-alice.bsky.social · 02/03/2025

#CanadaStrong Our soldiers may be fewer, but they are much better trained.

2 burly bearded big Canadian soldiers.

Image says:

Canadian Soldiers.
Why no one has attempted an invasion of Canada since 1812.
And that one didn't work out well either eh, America?

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Mad Alice @mad-alice.bsky.social · 02/03/2025

Every morning I cringe reading the #news. I know I shouldn't look for my #MentalHealth, but I can't help it.

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Mad Alice @mad-alice.bsky.social · 21/02/2025

🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦 🇨🇦This is OUR game!🇨🇦 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦 #TeamCanada

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Mad Alice @mad-alice.bsky.social · 11/02/2025

@molificus.bsky.social Shoulda gotten one of these for the homicidal turtle.

Image:
A turtle caught between the bars of a baby gate at the top of the stairs.

Text above image:
Jennifer Slopez is forever determined to go downstairs. Had to put up this gate that even grown, able-bodied adults struggle to open. She does not respond to verbal commands like "TURTLE! NO!!!"

Text below image:
This image is slaughtering me.

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Mad Alice @mad-alice.bsky.social · 11/02/2025

#Coffee #Review time! Due to $ change, we're trying out new companies. Our first tested is from Pirates of Coffee: M*rlot Espresso. Smell: Wonderful, fruity. Taste: If you like hot #Guinness, this is for you. After the first few sips, the cherry undertones come out more. 1/2 #Espresso #Beans

A bag of coffee beans in front of an espresso machine, with a cappuccino in a cute turquoise cup & saucer.

Coffee is from Pirates of Coffee.
Beans are Merlot Espresso.

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Scotlady19🇨🇦🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @scotlady19.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

We stand together🍁 We are Canadian 🇨🇦

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Jane Hall Design @janehalldesign.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

Ninety percent of Canadians have zero interest in joining a country on its way to becoming a fascist country, where gun lovers are more important than children’s lives, people go bankrupt over healthcare, 50% of population read at a grade 6 level, churches preach hate not love and voter suppression

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Mad Alice @mad-alice.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

New favourite #Porn genre: Rug cleaning videos.

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