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macrowitch.bsky.social @macrowitch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
she played chinese satellite, apparently for the first time this tour, hashtag blessed!!!!!
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macrowitch.bsky.social @macrowitch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
fuck you phoebe bridgers!!!! (complimentary)
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Baltimore Banner @thebaltimorebanner.com · 28/09/2026
5 suicides in 5 weeks. What’s going on at Cyber Command at Fort Meade?
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5 suicides in 5 weeks. What’s going on at Cyber Command at Fort Meade?
Five people whose work supported missions at U.S Cyber Command and the National Security Agency at Fort George G. Meade died by suicide within a month of each other this summer. Lawmakers are asking questions...
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macrowitch.bsky.social @macrowitch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"Else Puck a fucking liar call.."
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macrowitch.bsky.social @macrowitch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"We few, we happy few, we fucking band of brothers."
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macrowitch.bsky.social @macrowitch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
these beautiful, perfect boys
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macrowitch.bsky.social @macrowitch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
BEAVERS
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macrowitch.bsky.social @macrowitch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
pete 😍😍😍😍
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macrowitch.bsky.social @macrowitch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Chris Davis coming in the 16th, striking out two batters, earning the win, and then giving the iconic interview ("I just kinda blacked out up there..." is the moment I truly became an Orioles fan
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macrowitch.bsky.social @macrowitch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
incredible. because I also love misery, this made me want to add extra innings wins for Craig in 2026 (first pic) vs. Buck in 2012 (second pic).
Extra-Innings

Split
W
L
RS
RA
W-L%
9-Inning Games
68
72
612
636
.486
Extranning
8
8
85
83
.500
Shortened
0
1
0
8
•000Extra-Innings

Split
W
L
RS
RA
W-L%
9-Inning Games
77
67
615
636
.535
Extralnning
16
2
97
69
.889
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Professionally Nosy @professionallynosy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My Rage Against the Machine/Les Mis mashup is complete. This is my interpretation of the quilt guild’s summer challenge “quilt with your interpretation and/or feelings towards our current ‘democracy’” all hand stitched.
Quilt hanging on a card catalog. Neutral background with navy cursive appliqué “Do you hear thr people sing?” The background is embroidered in red starting light and getting bolder the lyrics to “killing in the name” the quilting effect is a focused sunburst from the center.
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macrowitch.bsky.social @macrowitch.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
shane baz gets the quality start + win combo for only the third time this season! bromance pete with two home runs! fire me up, gunn! in this house, we hate the blue jays!!!!!!
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macrowitch.bsky.social @macrowitch.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
it literally does not matter to me if he is in the right on the substance, this--saying that, in that way, to media in the postgame--is unprofessional, unacceptable, and a disgusting way for a manager to treat a player. grow the fuck up, go to therapy, or get the fuck out of the business, man.
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macrowitch.bsky.social @macrowitch.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
craig, did you know that you can quit your job if you hate it so much you literally do not have to do this
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macrowitch.bsky.social @macrowitch.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I am also noticing that A. He doesn't seem to know what anyone's name is except Alonso B. "I don't know where they are in the standings...but to play with that energy and enthusiasm in [game 154]" feels like a pretty backhanded compliment!
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macrowitch.bsky.social @macrowitch.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
why are you like this, craig
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Lucy 🫠 📷 @ltotheucy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Ok, well, I love this
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macrowitch.bsky.social @macrowitch.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
big boys hit big homers
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macrowitch.bsky.social @macrowitch.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
no one: "what prompted this post" me: "literally everything"
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macrowitch.bsky.social @macrowitch.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
everyone loves franchesca ramsey's "i never thought the leopards would eat my face," and it is a banger, but i gotta say that "i would like to know less about you" is the under appreciated era-defining song for me
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macrowitch.bsky.social @macrowitch.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
what do you MEAN the game winner was a Coby Mayo two-out three-run INSIDE THE PARK HOME RUN against a righty ????
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macrowitch.bsky.social @macrowitch.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
honestly this comedy writing category is IMPOSSIBLE, every one of these episodes is brilliant
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macrowitch.bsky.social @macrowitch.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I'm not even watching but STEPHEN FUCKIN ROOT
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macrowitch.bsky.social @macrowitch.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
does McEnroe always dress like...that?
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macrowitch.bsky.social @macrowitch.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
😭😭😭😭
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macrowitch.bsky.social @macrowitch.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
belated: hell yeah, coco!!!!
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macrowitch.bsky.social @macrowitch.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
the boys are also displaying their excellent conditioner choices (do we think they shared hair routines when they were planning their outfits together?). if carlos does not have a hair product as campaign booked before the end of this tournament, what are we even doing here
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macrowitch.bsky.social @macrowitch.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
both boys are locked in, very serious, and also a little upset that you have not yet compliment them on their coordinated outfits
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
man this is beautiful
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macrowitch.bsky.social @macrowitch.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
hell yeah, coco!!!
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macrowitch.bsky.social @macrowitch.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
this is a jo firestone/luella van horn stan account
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macrowitch.bsky.social @macrowitch.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
hell yeah, coco!!
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macrowitch.bsky.social @macrowitch.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
saturn remains the coolest www.science.org/doi/10.1126/...
science.org
A decagon wave around Saturn’s south pole
Saturn has a unique long-lived, nearly stationary hexagon wave close to its north pole that is coupled to an intense eastward jet. Despite decades of observation, no similar wave has been reported so ...
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macrowitch.bsky.social @macrowitch.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
bro, the fact that you are depicting your mentor-mentee relationship as THE CREATION OF ADAM, but disrupted by unions, is why your postdocs, specifically, need a gd union
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macrowitch.bsky.social @macrowitch.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
you cannot wash the blood out of your moon with clouds, you fool
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macrowitch.bsky.social @macrowitch.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
a really frustrating thing in my area (Prince George's County, MD, but I think it's also true for a lot of the area) is that school crossing guards are employees of the police department, rather than regular county/city or school employees!
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macrowitch.bsky.social @macrowitch.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I am now obsessed with Quincy Tyler Bernstine, please cast her in everything from now on
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macrowitch.bsky.social @macrowitch.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
love Natasha Cloud, always and forever
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macrowitch.bsky.social @macrowitch.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Dylan Beavers, you beautiful bastard
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Trey @internettrey.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Kacey Musgraves horny era truly the gift that keeps on giving. God bless
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macrowitch.bsky.social @macrowitch.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
please, tell me someone has pitched a "Natalie Harp or Gary Walsh?" piece to @mcsweeneys.net
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macrowitch.bsky.social @macrowitch.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Great British Bake-off (/Baking Show) Call the Midwife
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macrowitch.bsky.social @macrowitch.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Nate McLouth mentioned (traumatic)
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macrowitch.bsky.social @macrowitch.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
YES. People lament that children are no longer required to learn cursive when they should be lamenting that children are no longer required to learn to TYPE! Mandatory keyboarding class in middle school (late 90s/early aughts, semirural SWVA), and I am so glad! It remains incredibly valuable!
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macrowitch.bsky.social @macrowitch.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
go away moon! don't you know it's daytime!
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macrowitch.bsky.social @macrowitch.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
What Brandi Carlile, Sista Strings, and the Hanseroth Twins have been doing with Alanis' "Uninvited" is nothing short of sublime. youtu.be/kyvDyZoyGUg?...
youtu.be
Brandi Carlile - Uninvited (Newport Folk Fest 2026)
YouTube video by Brandi Carlile
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macrowitch.bsky.social @macrowitch.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I miss Maverick Handley.
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macrowitch.bsky.social @macrowitch.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
agony! at the paint store
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macrowitch.bsky.social @macrowitch.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
"is that peter thiel's boy with that ohio charisma?" is the most beautiful thing i have ever heard
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macrowitch.bsky.social @macrowitch.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I'm sure this is just the algorithm seeing "DMV/likes baseball/no team yet" but I am enjoying imagining the Nats' social media manager devising a campaign targeting disaffected O's fans. [obviously, I will not click, because, ew.]
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