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macrowitch.bsky.social @macrowitch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
fuck you phoebe bridgers!!!! (complimentary)
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Baltimore Banner @thebaltimorebanner.com · 28/09/2026
5 suicides in 5 weeks. What’s going on at Cyber Command at Fort Meade?
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5 suicides in 5 weeks. What’s going on at Cyber Command at Fort Meade?
Five people whose work supported missions at U.S Cyber Command and the National Security Agency at Fort George G. Meade died by suicide within a month of each other this summer. Lawmakers are asking questions...
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macrowitch.bsky.social @macrowitch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"We few, we happy few, we fucking band of brothers."
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macrowitch.bsky.social @macrowitch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
these beautiful, perfect boys
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macrowitch.bsky.social @macrowitch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
BEAVERS
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macrowitch.bsky.social @macrowitch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
pete 😍😍😍😍
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Professionally Nosy @professionallynosy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My Rage Against the Machine/Les Mis mashup is complete. This is my interpretation of the quilt guild’s summer challenge “quilt with your interpretation and/or feelings towards our current ‘democracy’” all hand stitched.
Quilt hanging on a card catalog. Neutral background with navy cursive appliqué “Do you hear thr people sing?” The background is embroidered in red starting light and getting bolder the lyrics to “killing in the name” the quilting effect is a focused sunburst from the center.
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macrowitch.bsky.social @macrowitch.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
shane baz gets the quality start + win combo for only the third time this season! bromance pete with two home runs! fire me up, gunn! in this house, we hate the blue jays!!!!!!
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macrowitch.bsky.social @macrowitch.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
craig, did you know that you can quit your job if you hate it so much you literally do not have to do this
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macrowitch.bsky.social @macrowitch.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
why are you like this, craig
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Lucy 🫠 📷 @ltotheucy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Ok, well, I love this
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macrowitch.bsky.social @macrowitch.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
big boys hit big homers
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macrowitch.bsky.social @macrowitch.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
everyone loves franchesca ramsey's "i never thought the leopards would eat my face," and it is a banger, but i gotta say that "i would like to know less about you" is the under appreciated era-defining song for me
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macrowitch.bsky.social @macrowitch.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
what do you MEAN the game winner was a Coby Mayo two-out three-run INSIDE THE PARK HOME RUN against a righty ????
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macrowitch.bsky.social @macrowitch.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
honestly this comedy writing category is IMPOSSIBLE, every one of these episodes is brilliant
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macrowitch.bsky.social @macrowitch.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I'm not even watching but STEPHEN FUCKIN ROOT
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macrowitch.bsky.social @macrowitch.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
does McEnroe always dress like...that?
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macrowitch.bsky.social @macrowitch.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
😭😭😭😭
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macrowitch.bsky.social @macrowitch.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
belated: hell yeah, coco!!!!
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macrowitch.bsky.social @macrowitch.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
both boys are locked in, very serious, and also a little upset that you have not yet compliment them on their coordinated outfits
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
man this is beautiful
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macrowitch.bsky.social @macrowitch.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
hell yeah, coco!!!
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macrowitch.bsky.social @macrowitch.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
this is a jo firestone/luella van horn stan account
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macrowitch.bsky.social @macrowitch.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
hell yeah, coco!!
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macrowitch.bsky.social @macrowitch.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
saturn remains the coolest www.science.org/doi/10.1126/...
science.org
A decagon wave around Saturn’s south pole
Saturn has a unique long-lived, nearly stationary hexagon wave close to its north pole that is coupled to an intense eastward jet. Despite decades of observation, no similar wave has been reported so ...
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macrowitch.bsky.social @macrowitch.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
bro, the fact that you are depicting your mentor-mentee relationship as THE CREATION OF ADAM, but disrupted by unions, is why your postdocs, specifically, need a gd union
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macrowitch.bsky.social @macrowitch.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
you cannot wash the blood out of your moon with clouds, you fool
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macrowitch.bsky.social @macrowitch.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I am now obsessed with Quincy Tyler Bernstine, please cast her in everything from now on
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macrowitch.bsky.social @macrowitch.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
love Natasha Cloud, always and forever
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macrowitch.bsky.social @macrowitch.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Dylan Beavers, you beautiful bastard
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Trey @internettrey.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Kacey Musgraves horny era truly the gift that keeps on giving. God bless
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macrowitch.bsky.social @macrowitch.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
please, tell me someone has pitched a "Natalie Harp or Gary Walsh?" piece to @mcsweeneys.net
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macrowitch.bsky.social @macrowitch.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Nate McLouth mentioned (traumatic)
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macrowitch.bsky.social @macrowitch.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
YES. People lament that children are no longer required to learn cursive when they should be lamenting that children are no longer required to learn to TYPE! Mandatory keyboarding class in middle school (late 90s/early aughts, semirural SWVA), and I am so glad! It remains incredibly valuable!
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macrowitch.bsky.social @macrowitch.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
go away moon! don't you know it's daytime!
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macrowitch.bsky.social @macrowitch.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
What Brandi Carlile, Sista Strings, and the Hanseroth Twins have been doing with Alanis' "Uninvited" is nothing short of sublime. youtu.be/kyvDyZoyGUg?...
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Brandi Carlile - Uninvited (Newport Folk Fest 2026)
YouTube video by Brandi Carlile
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macrowitch.bsky.social @macrowitch.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I miss Maverick Handley.
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macrowitch.bsky.social @macrowitch.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
agony! at the paint store
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macrowitch.bsky.social @macrowitch.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
"is that peter thiel's boy with that ohio charisma?" is the most beautiful thing i have ever heard
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macrowitch.bsky.social @macrowitch.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Fun fact: I blocked the Orioles account on Instagram on Monday afternoon [to give myself some respite after they sold off my large adult son and made clear they never intend to deliver a good product, just launder money and talent and souls], and I have gotten nonstop Nationals ads since then.
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macrowitch.bsky.social @macrowitch.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
he is a liar and a snake and we now know that every word out of his mouth is a lie
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macrowitch.bsky.social @macrowitch.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
may mike elias never know a moment of peace in his miserable little life
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macrowitch.bsky.social @macrowitch.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I am distraught, thanks for asking
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macrowitch.bsky.social @macrowitch.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
we have ourselves another sadmission, folks
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macrowitch.bsky.social @macrowitch.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Some Things in a Few Places in Quick Succession
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macrowitch.bsky.social @macrowitch.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
rian johnson don quixote rian johnson don quixote rian johnson don quixote
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macrowitch.bsky.social @macrowitch.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
wild game, good job, boys, can't wait to see all the videos of pete putting the romance back in bromance
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Andy Kostka @afkostka.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
The Banner has requested comment from the Tigers and their grounds crew regarding the condition of the squirrel. That's a real sentence I typed
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macrowitch.bsky.social @macrowitch.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
if you all could just please hold all of your Takes on the Cultural Cinematic Event until no earlier than 10:30pm edt wednesday, that would be great, thanks
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macrowitch.bsky.social @macrowitch.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I think Jackson Holliday heard that chatter and would prefer not getting sent back to Norfolk. We'll see, kiddo.
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