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Macrosaur

@macrosaur.bsky.social
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Astor 🦕 & Viggen 🦓 Dinos and zebras. Bigness abounds. Two score and seven years ago. Internaut. Nerd. Lewd. Silly.

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Macrosaur @macrosaur.bsky.social · 1h
You missed me! ....back it up and try again. ;>
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Macrosaur @macrosaur.bsky.social · 4h
(me, a sugar free green tree enjoyer, hovering in the sky using green tea powers) NONE.
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Macrosaur @macrosaur.bsky.social · 5h
The Stephs are here. (Which ones?) ALL OF 'EM. *one of every species of Stephs outside demanding pizza*
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Macrosaur @macrosaur.bsky.social · 6h
Sometimes the goat is huffy! Love the motion lines, even if you didn't want to do angry goat it's a good facial study. :>
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Macrosaur @macrosaur.bsky.social · 6h
Love the "decompressing out of clothes" thing... <3
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Macrosaur @macrosaur.bsky.social · 6h
Gosh darn it I know what that is. XD
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Macrosaur @macrosaur.bsky.social · 7h
Zero refractory and grows between each climax. Totally how it works too.
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Macrosaur @macrosaur.bsky.social · 7h
8 inches, 8 gallons, that's how it works, right? c.c
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Macrosaur @macrosaur.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Do you still have the original module? Maybe see if Module Masters will rebuild it while the secondary part at least lets the car start even if the ABS/TCS doesn't work. And that might get the original VIN locked module working again.
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Macrosaur @macrosaur.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
When you're done with that little tank it's time to unlock Expert Mode...
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Macrosaur @macrosaur.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Go for those MASSIVE PLABBERS.
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Macrosaur @macrosaur.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Not even a price listed, just doing this for free~
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Macrosaur @macrosaur.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Happy birthday! Looks like she's about to spread icing on the whole place, not just the cake...
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Macrosaur @macrosaur.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Mother Nature drops a pile of leaves on you too wet to rake easily (your gutters are now clogged)
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Macrosaur @macrosaur.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Big cock but man those are some big paws~
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Macrosaur @macrosaur.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Her lap runneth over (with boobs)
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Macrosaur @macrosaur.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Remember to do the little hopeful tail wag when someone makes eye contact to really lay it on thick.
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Macrosaur @macrosaur.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Forget about the perking, when are they going to stop growing?
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Macrosaur @macrosaur.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Skunktember has been extended into Skunktober.
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Macrosaur @macrosaur.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Well who could pass that up? :>
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biko🔞 (COMMS OPEN!!!) @bikos-cool-zone.neocities.org · 02/10/2026
first art raffle in a while! winner is chosen 1 or 2 days before the results btw
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Macrosaur @macrosaur.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Boobtober? Well that explains the sudden additions. Though it's gonna be kinda cold for swimsuits soon. c.c
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Macrosaur @macrosaur.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Did you say "push" or "pump"? I think it was pump. More air it is~
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Macrosaur @macrosaur.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oh, homemade I'm sure~ ;>
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Macrosaur @macrosaur.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Big things are a-everything with you~ ;>
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Macrosaur @macrosaur.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Every happy birthday just makes you bigger! Happy birthday! :O
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Macrosaur @macrosaur.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Big big big burd~
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Macrosaur @macrosaur.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
After the balls and the paws I finally noticed what a round butt you have~
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Macrosaur @macrosaur.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Damn 2 grilled cheese sounds really good right now
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Macrosaur @macrosaur.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Let's see what happens if you get shrunk waaaaay down to like an inch then, on a table top, while you get loomed over by really curvy zebra... ;>
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Macrosaur @macrosaur.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The smaller you make goats the bigger they'll get on the rebound! So shrink responsibly because they'll fill up your whole house (or more) a little later... ;>
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Macrosaur @macrosaur.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
*tiny little spray bottle comes out, spitz spitz* No churro for you!
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Macrosaur @macrosaur.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Get off the counter! No cats on the kitchen counter!
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Macrosaur @macrosaur.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The sun takes trips around you! Happy birthday, Ornj. :>
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Macrosaur @macrosaur.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Macrosaur @macrosaur.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
From one nervous dental patient to another: hang in there, deep breaths, and it'll be better when it's over than not do it. I ask the dentist and hygienist to talk about TV shows or something as a distraction.
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Macrosaur @macrosaur.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Happy birthday to all the big'guns! Dunno if Cira will post about it so I'll leave this here. :> Hope it's a really good one~
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Macrosaur @macrosaur.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
OK, need to go to work, but would rather get smooshed by people slowly growing bigger instead. Why is that not a career option?
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Macrosaur @macrosaur.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
But the more you eat the bigger you get and the bigger you get the more you eat and...
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Macrosaur @macrosaur.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My cat doing kick flips off my closed bedroom door at 4am because she wants pets but to also give me 1000 skin punctures biscuit kneading my face at the same time.
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Macrosaur @macrosaur.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ayyye happy birthday! Hoppy rooday!
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Macrosaur @macrosaur.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hm! 12 foot goat. I'm imagining that 13 foot goat. Yes, that 15 foot goat is coming together. There they are, that 20 foot goat. ...wait. c.c
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Macrosaur @macrosaur.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hmm. Add more gas. I mean, it's fine. Plenty of capacity, right? :>
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Macrosaur @macrosaur.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh, go on. Scale those paws up. You know you want to. No one can stop you~ ;>
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Macrosaur @macrosaur.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Dinos should have bigger boobs. I mean, just sayin'. (Doesn't hurt to try) ;>
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Macrosaur @macrosaur.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Bigger~
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Macrosaur @macrosaur.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Fill the screen, side to side, top to bottom. ;>
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Macrosaur @macrosaur.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Bigger is called for. Bigger must be delivered. ;>
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Macrosaur @macrosaur.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Am I the only one, every time I go to Twitch, who get really annoyed that there's no clear way to tip or whatever? They shouldn't make it a struggle to support someone! Also, boobs.
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Macrosaur @macrosaur.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
More? More!
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