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@macrosaur.bsky.social
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Astor 🦕 & Viggen 🦓 Dinos and zebras. Bigness abounds. Two score and seven years ago. Internaut. Nerd. Lewd. Silly.

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Macrosaur @macrosaur.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Macrosaur @macrosaur.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
When you're done with that little tank it's time to unlock Expert Mode...
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Macrosaur @macrosaur.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Well who could pass that up? :>
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Macrosaur @macrosaur.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Macrosaur @macrosaur.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Um... Is being half cow contagious? Are they supposed to grow this fast? ;>
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Macrosaur @macrosaur.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It doesn't happen too often, but dino tits are possible!
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Macrosaur @macrosaur.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Name a non LotR character who could resist the One Ring.
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Macrosaur @macrosaur.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Shhhh don't say that out loud or she'll ...too late.
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Macrosaur @macrosaur.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Uh oh. ;>
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Macrosaur @macrosaur.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
National Big Boobs Day? Well, well, well! Go get 'em, Viggen! Also an excuse to try out this sliding gallery thing.
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Macrosaur @macrosaur.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Tim Curry passed away, so I'm drawn back to the first time I was introduced to him, way back when he played a pretty good Captain Hook.
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Macrosaur @macrosaur.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
*toot toot* Hey a million years ago I chose a dinosaur character because I thought it was cool. But now I really am a dinosaur so it all worked out. XD
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Macrosaur @macrosaur.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
"Or else what?" ;>
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Macrosaur @macrosaur.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Also just saw these, which I assume is like a Roo granola snack. ;> Or it turns other people into kangaroos. c.c
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Macrosaur @macrosaur.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Instructions unclear, I got you six pizzas. c.c
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Macrosaur @macrosaur.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
"...so that's my favorite ice cream flavor. Next caller, 'BigZeeb' from Philly, welcome to The Becky Show, what's your question?"
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Macrosaur @macrosaur.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Because when you do I pop out of your screen and outgrow your house. It makes it hard to have a good discussion. Sorry. c.c
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Macrosaur @macrosaur.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Hey, what are you doing way down there? :>
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Macrosaur @macrosaur.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Angel on my shoulder: stop staring at her butt. Devil on my shoulder:
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Macrosaur @macrosaur.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
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Macrosaur @macrosaur.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Oh, how can you pick ONE? :> I'll pick an oldie (the dragoness), one that made me laugh (4th wall break), and also note that you pretty much get me in any of your BE themed series. As Seen on BE, etc... c.c Good fluff. *pet pet* :>
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Macrosaur @macrosaur.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Yup. That's totally fine.
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Macrosaur @macrosaur.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
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Macrosaur @macrosaur.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Left a little snack in the car for the ride back. Might have gotten a little warm.
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Macrosaur @macrosaur.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Keep mow'ing, it's only making Viggen bigger!
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Macrosaur @macrosaur.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
"Verify your age" I lived through the transition from "keep your striped tube socks pulled up" to "smash your socks down into your sneakers".
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Macrosaur @macrosaur.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Oh ho ho time to break out the 20 year old @mrperson.bsky.social art (sorry Person) :>
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Macrosaur @macrosaur.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Long necks = size stuff.
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Macrosaur @macrosaur.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Look at these two idiots. (Also really lacking in SFW art, hmm...)
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Macrosaur @macrosaur.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
OK we only have an hour for this meeting so let's get right into it.
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Macrosaur @macrosaur.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
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Macrosaur @macrosaur.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I can't give a break like that. I just have zebra boobs at your head height. Does that help?
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Macrosaur @macrosaur.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
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Macrosaur @macrosaur.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Happy birthday! I got you something. Well, a pair of somethings.
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Macrosaur @macrosaur.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Okay, update: bookcase lights work now. That was an adventure and more expensive than it should have been. I have learned how not to do this (the way I did this, this time) XD
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Macrosaur @macrosaur.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I never do these things but why not, might as well show Viggen's good side. :>
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Macrosaur @macrosaur.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Thank you both for the input! But @talos.bsky.social beat you to it with a similar method forward: a LED signal amp/repeater that should work. Getting them wired up tonight and really hope these work!
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Macrosaur @macrosaur.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
The reason:
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Macrosaur @macrosaur.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Oh man it's your birthday? Happy birthday. ;>
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Macrosaur @macrosaur.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Memories~ Put a quarter in the arcade cabinet near the door, by the time the game was over the pizza was at the table. :O
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Macrosaur @macrosaur.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Look, the brain cell arrives at 5am and you're going to get the song and dance routine for a few hours. FOREVER.
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Macrosaur @macrosaur.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Where are my custom LED nerds at? c.c I made an error doing custom LED lights: picked lights that don't work in parallel with the factory controller. I don't want to undo all this wiring. Anyone know of an aftermarket 12-channel 24v LED controller that works with parallel LED strips? c.c
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Macrosaur @macrosaur.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Alternate:
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Macrosaur @macrosaur.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
How I'm entering the group chat
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Macrosaur @macrosaur.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
The beach theme continues! Hm, it seems like this brand of bikini causes certain changes. Welp, better get to work with this 50 gal drum of sunscreen... :> ( Art cred @xenochelle.bsky.social )
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Macrosaur @macrosaur.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
It's finally beach weather! Sun's out, buns out, that's the thing, right? :> A birthday gift for Sam that also has Viggen in it, super nice~ Viggen: Me :> Sam: www.furaffinity.net/user/stargat... Art cred: bsky.app/profile/glen...
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Macrosaur @macrosaur.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
On the one hand: "Ah yes the juice that makes you cream really hard." On the other hand: My own version, discontinued, really miss it, it was so good. D:
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Macrosaur @macrosaur.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
But, you know, there's a moment before getting buried where you can still see them. :>
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Macrosaur @macrosaur.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
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Macrosaur @macrosaur.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
*this crashes through a window and starts dumping GAME LORE on you at 2am*
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