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MacPhoenix 🐦‍🔥

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He’s just this guy, you know? * Friend to all cats — every Molly and Tom * No kings — only the Mighty Monarch! * I’m on a “just” jag * I just want you to be happy Read the (non-political) zine at bindlezine.com

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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 13h
The White House accord on AI that was signed by all the big tech oligarchs today misspells United States as “Unites States.”
Document signed by Trump, Sundar Pichai
Google
Dario Amodei
Anthropic
Mark Zuckerberg
Meta

Greg Brockman
OpenAl

Elon Musk
XAI

Jensen Huang
nvidia “Unites States”
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Laura Chapin @laurachapin.bsky.social · 14h
Friend of mine was the lobbyist for anti-sexual violence organizations in Colorado during the Kobe Bryant trial. His attorney said her name in open court multiple times. Rape crisis hotline went silent for 6 mos. When it started again, 1st question was often "will I be named like she was?"
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MacPhoenix 🐦‍🔥 @macphoenix.com · 27/09/2026
Trying?
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Iulus Mayfair @numerius.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Oh, cool they build a whole tech stack and industry around people behaving shitty. People need to be shamed a lot more again.
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MacPhoenix 🐦‍🔥 @macphoenix.com · 26/09/2026
I'm not here to push my zine, and it bums me out that I can't pay my contributors, but a reader wrote this, "Nothing is free anymore so a free collaboration and distribution of art feels revolutionary," and boy, did that encourage me to keep on.
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MacPhoenix 🐦‍🔥 @macphoenix.com · 26/09/2026
Huh?
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MacPhoenix 🐦‍🔥 @macphoenix.com · 26/09/2026
Oh wow! That’s a great comparison. None of them have Gary Oldman’s charisma, but they’re definitely Zorg’s children.
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MacPhoenix 🐦‍🔥 @macphoenix.com · 25/09/2026
You’re being ignored, which sucks, because you’re absolutely correct, and the recall is a good thing.
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MacPhoenix 🐦‍🔥 @macphoenix.com · 25/09/2026
Anyone play Puzzmo games? www.puzzmo.com/user/zopp/ma...
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@macphoenix on Puzzmo
Play the best daily puzzles on Puzzmo
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MacPhoenix 🐦‍🔥 @macphoenix.com · 25/09/2026
I thought she was playing in a foot of water there for a moment.
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MacPhoenix 🐦‍🔥 @macphoenix.com · 24/09/2026
I feel this about saying for years, “akshully the president has very little to do with gas prices.”
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MacPhoenix 🐦‍🔥 @macphoenix.com · 24/09/2026
It didn’t amount to anything, but it was satisfying to watch the video of W ducking out of the way of that shoe on a loop.
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MacPhoenix 🐦‍🔥 @macphoenix.com · 24/09/2026
Yeah, okay. Shooting a head of state is actually not part of the Second Amendment.
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Katie Bergh @katiebergh.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
🚨New: With data added from more states, we now estimate that about 2 million fewer kids are receiving SNAP in the wake of deep cuts enacted in last year’s Republican reconciliation law. Overall, more than 5 million people have lost SNAP since July 2025. www.cbpp.org/research/foo...
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SNAP Tracker: People Are Losing Food Assistance as the Harmful 2025 Republican Reconciliation Law Is Implemented
SNAP participation nationwide fell by roughly 5 million people (12 percent) between the law’s July 2025 enactment and May 2026, based on the latest month of data.
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MacPhoenix 🐦‍🔥 @macphoenix.com · 24/09/2026
I’ve always wondered what the difference was between fewer and more.
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MacPhoenix 🐦‍🔥 @macphoenix.com · 24/09/2026
It’s pronounced dah-rill.
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MacPhoenix 🐦‍🔥 @macphoenix.com · 23/09/2026
Good for her.
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MacPhoenix 🐦‍🔥 @macphoenix.com · 23/09/2026
This is what happens when your favorite memories are of casino floors in 1983.
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MacPhoenix 🐦‍🔥 @macphoenix.com · 23/09/2026
Seems reasonable to err on the side of "yes."
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MacPhoenix 🐦‍🔥 @macphoenix.com · 23/09/2026
Even if you're only slightly keyed into politics, the man in this skeet is pretty obvious.
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MacPhoenix 🐦‍🔥 @macphoenix.com · 23/09/2026
People keep saying that, but I wake up everyday, look at the news, and sigh.
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 21/09/2026
engaging with transphobia makes hatred of our most vulnerable neighbors a shield for the most powerful and malignant forces in our world it is choosing spiritual and material death
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MacPhoenix 🐦‍🔥 @macphoenix.com · 20/09/2026
I hate agreeing with John Bolton, but when notoriously evil men go, "geez this guy is a dangerous and evil idiot," it gives me pause.
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MacPhoenix 🐦‍🔥 @macphoenix.com · 20/09/2026
Let's have a look at that link: www.linkedin.com/in/zach-cher...
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Zachary C. - Chernicky Ventures LLC | LinkedIn
I build CHURRDJ. It's software that lets DJs run synced, stem-separated sets on Pioneer… · Experience: Chernicky Ventures LLC · Location: San Jose · 500+ connections on LinkedIn. View Zachary C.’s profile on LinkedIn, a professional community of 1 billion members.
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Zechariah Harvey 🏳️‍⚧️ @zechharvey.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
That’s not funny. Making fun of psychics is how my cousin will have died.
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MacPhoenix 🐦‍🔥 @macphoenix.com · 19/09/2026
I saw that with the volunteer snow shoveling last winter. Sure they volunteered and that was great, but Mamdani got the city to pay them. Let them know they were worth it. Went out and shoveled too. He made a good act into a rewarded, great act.
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MacPhoenix 🐦‍🔥 @macphoenix.com · 19/09/2026
The man was given the nickname "bedbug." Do you think you can trust anything he says? His job is to sabotage good politicians.
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MacPhoenix 🐦‍🔥 @macphoenix.com · 19/09/2026
Such tiny legs 😻
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MacPhoenix 🐦‍🔥 @macphoenix.com · 19/09/2026
Zeitgeist!
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SaltyIII✨ @saltyiii.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I can trace my family to the Revolutionary War and I am no more or less an American than someone who just took the citizenship oath. I am proud of both those things.
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Dominus @kdominus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
If you didn’t do anything illegal then you shouldn’t mind being punched in the face.
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MacPhoenix 🐦‍🔥 @macphoenix.com · 18/09/2026
Society lost something when we decided it's unbecoming to slop around in mud. Of course, part of that something was deadly parasites.
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MacPhoenix 🐦‍🔥 @macphoenix.com · 18/09/2026
I'm getting a new and novel type of email scam. It comes from "J. Phoenix" with links to "family photos." It's relying on me thinking it's someone in my family. Of course, my real last name is not Phoenix. I love it. My long lost Phoenix family. I think I'll click on the crazy idaoemkeDOTcom link!
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MacPhoenix 🐦‍🔥 @macphoenix.com · 17/09/2026
If America were a real country, we'd also have bronze statues of Columbo. And Jim Rockford. And Quincy MD.
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Spooky Sara (Endless Halloween🪦) @pashion.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Peter Falk was born today in 1927 (September 16, 1927 – June 23, 2011) Here's his statue on Falk Miksa Street in Budapest with his dog Dog
It's a statue of Columbo played by Peter Falk along with a statue of Dog
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MacPhoenix 🐦‍🔥 @macphoenix.com · 14/09/2026
Read the post again as if the writer was sarcastic.
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MacPhoenix 🐦‍🔥 @macphoenix.com · 14/09/2026
Crap. I wasn't too worried about the AI Apocalypse before this moron chimed in. Now the apocalypse is all but guaranteed.
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ilubsteak.bsky.social @ilubsteak.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
He just makes this shit up, that's why it's ridiculous.
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MacPhoenix 🐦‍🔥 @macphoenix.com · 14/09/2026
That’s right
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MacPhoenix 🐦‍🔥 @macphoenix.com · 14/09/2026
“Injry” lol
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MacPhoenix 🐦‍🔥 @macphoenix.com · 14/09/2026
Lee Zeldin is a lackey for the grocers’ machine.
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MacPhoenix 🐦‍🔥 @macphoenix.com · 14/09/2026
Same. My memories of Wohl just glommed themselves onto Kirk. Still, the best way to think of either of them is “Who?”
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MacPhoenix 🐦‍🔥 @macphoenix.com · 13/09/2026
If you use sweet onions, they’ve nowhere near the tear power of regular yellow or white. Red onions always make me well up. They’re super strong.
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MacPhoenix 🐦‍🔥 @macphoenix.com · 13/09/2026
I’m sure you’ve been fine and will be fine using a mandolin. Blessings be upon you. But I’ve cooked professionally, and I wouldn’t use or let the prep cooks use a mandolin. I’ve forbidden them in my house. I’m pretty much a libertine, but I draw the line at mandolins.
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Jess Miers 🦝 @jmiers230.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Meanwhile, the media and these wannabe whistleblowing ex-Anthropic / OpenAI script kiddies are running with "rogue AI" because, well, blade runner sells. Panic sells. And because the general public doesn't understand how modern software development works, we run with it too.
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MacPhoenix 🐦‍🔥 @macphoenix.com · 13/09/2026
As an aside, “reverse racism” should have died on the vine, but it instead fruited into a presidency.
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Where's Nestor? ❌ @super-mutt.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
When I worked at a food bank, people would ALWAYS ask “how do you know they really need it?” To which I always answered “I don’t care!”
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MacPhoenix 🐦‍🔥 @macphoenix.com · 13/09/2026
Amazingly, the larger females top out at 20 pounds. Birds of prey can get pretty big, but they don't weigh much.
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MacPhoenix 🐦‍🔥 @macphoenix.com · 13/09/2026
No. You can never consider a raptor tame.
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MacPhoenix 🐦‍🔥 @macphoenix.com · 13/09/2026
Often, as is the case with owls and raptors in my local sanctuaries, the birds are wounded and need rehabilitation before they can go back into the wild. Some birds never get well enough to survive back in the wild, and they help the sanctuaries teach about wildlife conservation.
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